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100% serious post. Who wants to make $100? I want to start

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100% serious post. Who wants to make $100?

I want to start a marketing company, but one thing I'm totally stuck on is a good catchy name. I want something that has one of those creative feelings behind it and is memorable.

Agencies use names like:

Impact Group
Escalate Now
Ignition
Momentum Worldwide
Marketing Werks
The Eleven Agency (because they go to 11, not 10)

Some thoughts but already taken:

ClickBoom.com
ReadySetActivate.com
ImaginationStation.com

Post creative ideas along with an email address. If I like your idea and use it, I'll email you and send you $100 via Paypal, Chase QuickPay, Amazon.com or however you wish.

Thanks /b/!
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Hmmm.
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ExpoLink
BrandStage
Firmlight
Namecast

You can have them for free. Spend your bucks on the domain name, it's probably parked.

You were never going to send the money anyway.
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>>733428816
I will send when I see one I like. I want something creative like those I posted. "EscalateNow" "Impact Group" "Marketing WERKS". Etc. Like clever car names.

And obviously, they can't already be registered. I need one that is available.
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Use a name that signifies wealth, complexity, and class.

Think "Strafford-Oakmont" from wolf of wall street.

Something like Bradford-Heathercroft
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>>733428973
"EscalateNow" isn't really that creative, though. It's a pretty shitty name. If you're going for shitty, try "RapidGrowth" or "Reach Farther". If you want an identifier like "group" or "firm" or something along those lines, I mean, just Google synonyms for growth, prosperity or exposition and put "group" at the end.

Also, most good domain names are taken. That doesn't mean you can't buy them. It just means that the domain name will be more expensive, as they're usually just parked for resale.
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>>733429630
Yeah, but one I liked wanted 36k for it. lol
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>>733429824
Which one was that?
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>>733429941
ClickClickBoom.com

I had an idea for it. Sounds dumb by itself, but the idea was cool. Not paying 36k though.
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>>733430210
It's a decent name. ClickBoom is better, though, but it's obviously outside your budget.

36k for ClickClickBoom is ridiculous, though. Consider replacing C with K.
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>>733430559

Yeah, I just don't care for things that can get lost word of mouth. Someone says "KlickBoom.com" and the person gets home and looks up ClickBoom.com.
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Invigron Group
MarketMatters
The Three Marketeers
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>>733430736
That's a valid point. You could go for a format similar to "The ??? Group". There's probably plenty of unclaimed domain names in that group.
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>>733427258
How are you marketing? Graffiti?
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>>733431479
>The Three Marketeers
man, I was just about to say this was pretty cool. Taken, though!

I have another endeavor that involves nonprofit marketing work and have 2 partners. That would have been neat. Clever.
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>>733431964
Experiential Marketing
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Intellibrand Marketing Partners


Keep the money.
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>>733432031
So you want to market a gimmick, like a cell phone kiosk with a glory hole

>glory hole marketing

Keep your 100
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spark
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>>733432459
Experiential Marketing is brand marketing. Any festival, expo, fair, with those 10x10 or 10x20 tents and a major brand being marketing, that's Experiential Marketing.
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Miles Ahead /inc/group/whatever
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GoTo Marketing
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>>733427258

> wants to start a marketing company
> can't think of a catchy name
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>>733433311
Yep. That's the part I'm stuck on. As ridiculous as that sounds. I have loads of marketing ideas in my head, but a catchy name, nope.
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>>733431973

Three Minds
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>>733432704

How about then...

>unwelcome advertising

You might be counting on aimless drifters, assorted retards who may not notice you don't have a slide, cotton candy, BB gun range or a roller coaster, but notwithstanding would still like to masterbate them for shiny beads and shekels

>happy brown bear marketing

Comes to mind
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>>733433311
kek

OP how about Wide Focus? or Market Vantage?
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>>733432704
Look here nigger , I done that job , party events. So I'll throw you some ideas also I have my own company and my company name is fucking legit. I'll give you ideas. Give me a second. Send me a list of

>4 names you like.
>4 things your company does
>your target range; kids, adults , teens.
>whos really going to buy your shit , how big is your market range be truthful
>who is your daddy and what does he do ?
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>>733427258
>wants to start a successful marketing company
>cant market own marketing company

you'll do fine OP
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Fourteen Eighty Eight Group
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>>733433918
???
1488?
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>>733433988
>1488
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Whoever thinks this fag will pay anyone must be retarded. Call your agency Cucks "R"us
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GTK Group
(gas the kikes)
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FutureAhead? StopDropSold? ReadyForAction? OnlyAscend? ToTheTop? AboveEscalation? BeyondMarketValue? TopOfTheDime? ExpandedView? WiderAngle?
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>>733434601
WiderAngle is pretty good
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>>733427258
If this is what you do to find a name for your company ... I can imagine what you'll actually do for the company

If you have a good team, they'll get the job done, if you have a great team, your company can be called Shitforbrains Inc. and it will be successful
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>>733434685
But costs $2288. Taken, gotta buy from someone.
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>>733434775
>well you went from 36k to 2288
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>>733434775
Do people actually make money by selling domains?
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>>733427258
B.Y.T.H.E.A.S.S
Business
Youth
Technological
Hardly
Exceptional
And
Secure
Satisfaction
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>>733434920
haha yep. what a deal!
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>>733434935
lmao
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>>733434935
I guess when it costs just 12 bucks to park, if they do 1000 of them and get just 2% of them sold, they make $$$
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Digital marketing agency owner here. Good luck. You on bhw?
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What's your ethnic background, OP?
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>>733435063
>bhw
No. Tell me more about it.
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TEG Marketing
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14 Letters Marketing
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>>733435117
white
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>>733434961
$100 plz bbg
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>>733435198
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>>733435221
(((white))) or white?
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>>733435194
Blackhatworld.com

Avoid using solutions in the name. Go with a 2 syllable name.

Rise above
the competition
Lead runners
Lead ahead
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>>733427258
You're not going to give any of us any money you fucking retard.

Here's a great company name and motto: Dicksuckers Incorporated, we swallow every time!â„¢

Fucking kill yourself.
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>>733427258
Vanderbilt Marketing

[email protected]

Paypal
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>>733435294
You faggots don't know shit about trademarks and regions. That's a Spanish game most likely the name is taken in another country so who cares. Just run the name you like through your states business registry and what ever you like but you don't see taken take it. Faggot.
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Market ahead
Mozz
Ahreffs
Semrushes
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You said WiderAngle was good, man, dont go shlomping on us now
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>>733434935
one of my best friends is sitting on a good .co domain. last offer he got was around 100k, he didn't take it.
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>>733427258
100% terminal cancer post.
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>>733435600
That wasnt op you fucking faggot
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>>733435621
Whats his domain named?
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>>733435621
What?
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Call it Sell Your Soul to Earn Money, or S.Y.S.t.E.M.

Catchy and honest. It'll be a hit!
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>>733435600
I wasn't the one who posted that. Just stating it's taken.
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>>733435843
lol
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>>733427258
this is the greatest post in /b/ history
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>>733435725
it doesn't matter. my point is; you can make some good money with domains if you know what you're doing. he was quick when .co first came out.
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>>733427258
creatopotato
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Seydlitz
Graf Spee
The Reich Direction
Final Solutions
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>>733427258
Marketing Task Force
Touchdown Group
No Homo Bros
AstroAds
Brandsmiths
Tom's Think Tank
MadAds
Cunnington's Marketing Group
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Kittenmittons.com

you can sell mittons for cute kittens

I even have a good motto

"kitten mittens you'll be smitten"
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im gonna start a blog called

articlesandshit.com
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Marvin's Marvelous Marketing.

Make magnificent mountains of money!
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Op left and is now busy registering a domain with some of ya'll niggas name.
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>>733437353
No, still here. Nothing has caught me as wow yet. Any that I thought were even interesting were taken.
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black fisting boys
go go gadget kneecaps
big franks boots
rape poker now
hot fish can
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MarketingFantasy
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>>733437489
Op lets start a buisiness together. Lets stop living like peasent folks. We can plan out actual goals and discuss buisiness plans. We can take your route.

Email me: [email protected]
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>>733437489
which one did you like the most? because you don't have to have theexactnameofyourbusiness.com, you can twist the domain name a bit to get a dot com.

>>733437604
>rape poker now
this one is fucking great.
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>>733427258
Marco/Marko
you know, like Marco Polo...both the traveling merchant and that kid game most people played in the pool. Also Marko looks similar to Market.
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>>733437604
pepper bang bang
skrod bods
don't tell yer mum
monkey taxi
true horses
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>>733438209
Buisiness? Peasent?
Fuk u
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>>733427258
Southwestern Brand & Image Co. LLC
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>>>733438381
"You finish up those LLC agreements, Bob"

Just no
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>>733438456
How about "Wild West Branding Incorporated"?
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Catalyst Marketing? Pulled that otta my ass
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>>733437604
>>733438278
special finger
racist jet-ski
fire blood and wigwams
rude steve's cowboy boots
pocket pancakes
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Ah Fai:

Count me in pls! :P

1 Jalan Bunga Melur 6
Taman Muda Cheras
56100 Kuala Lumpur

+0176146149
+60342877886
+60123570788
+0
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! own Hewlett Packard Enterprice and ALL OTHERS.
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>>733427258
Dick Head
Cheese Please
Cervix Dervix
Clitoris Flitoris
Penis Popper
Anal Banal
Faggot Frosty

All FOC.
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New town, inc.

We will blow your kids away with these ads!
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Itinerant Group
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