What is something really weird you do that other people probably

I sometimes photoshop my sister's face into pornography then beat off to it

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My wife is 75 pounds and lives partially off my cum. Pic related

I edit people's photos without their consent like take out acne, scars, red patches. It passes time.

>>733426530
i do that.

I have a hard time sleeping without my blanket.
And when I replace my blanket (after years of abuse) I need time to get attached to them again.
Not any blanket will do, there's a certain feeling the edges of my blanket needs to have. I run my fingertip over it as it suits me and calms me down. It has been that way as long as I can remember.

On another blanket related thing that's pretty unique:

When I was small I used to bite my blanket all the time. That's why eventually my parents started calling my blanket my "bite".
The act of calling my blanket turned into calling all blankets bites. And now "bite" is the word for blanket at my house. It took me years to realize the proper word for blanket wasn't bite.

I still call it a bite though.

>>733426530
I did that as a little kid, until my mom realized and confronted me about it. Now I just wipe better.

>>733426888

Is there a name for this fetish?

>>733427076
How long did it take to train her?

>>733427076
Partially? With food.. drink..? Explain me!

>>733426530
Why don't you WIPE with the damned wet wipe, so you don't get skid marks?

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I touch the orb with my eyes closed

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>>733427532
Not that long, she has a choking fetish. I'm 6.7 inches and she can take my entire length and girth. She tells me that she loves the way my cock expands in her throat and how warm my cum is.

I like to push frankfurter sausages into my rectum

>>733427672
I cut them in half, wipe with one, and then stuff with the other. Very useful for if you have gas.

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>>733427668
She doesn't eat very much to begin with, she's only 4'11 and 75 pounds. Each morning she swallows my load for breakfast. She often will suck me off multiple times a day to fill her stomach. Her favorite thing is when I cum in her pussy, she likes to eat that. Her pussy is very sweet tasting.

> Be me.
> Work as state level lobbyist.
> Wear suit everyday.
> Wear buttplug when I call on any female legislators to feel powerful.

I like to fold my legs over my head, curl up into a ball, stick my dick in my mouth and roll around the house.

>>733428373
This dream girl..! Moar of her? She have any others fetish?

I'm known in my community as being extremely fertile, I get paid to get women pregnant. I don't advertise, it's only word to mouth. I make a comfortable living doing this and I'm living the dream. So far I have 37 kids that I know of. Life is fucking weird and amazingly random.

I pee in the toilet brush holder in public bathrooms. To me, the irony is hilarious.

>>733429896
kek

>>733429679
>37 counts of child support pending
>>733429896
What public bathrooms have tooth brush holders wtf?

>>733428373
Post her sweety sweet candyhole.

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>>733429501
She likes when I bind her hands together and I make her piss herself, she also likes being pissed on.
She likes being a slave and put on a leash, calls me Master. Incest fetish, she calls me big brother and screams it when I blow my load inside. My favorite thing is she likes to use my cock as a pacifier when we watch movies, sometimes she just likes to do it.

>>733428987
this is intriguing

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>>733430448
I've posted this picture several times on this website, I see some people posting her sometimes.

When I'm excited I like to grab a pencil and rapidly bang it against my chin. Or just above it if I want to calm down. The perfect pencil is the one with the perect eraser. The kind of eraser you can abuse with your fingernail.
But my mom keeps fucking using them.

>>733430393
I make each one sign a document that I had my lawyer draw up, essentially making me not responsible.

>>733430591

>I make her piss herself, she also likes being pissed on.
>use my cock as a pacifier

Yeah, I'm sure that relationship is gonna go well in the future.

I'm gonna guess you probably got married less than 5 years ago. OR, you just like to lie.

>>733430985
If this were 200 years ago I would have murdered you and stolen her by now fyi.

>>733430393
Lrn2r33d

I just destroyed my step sons weed stash. Ive told him not to bring it in my house and he still does it. He thinks hes so smart and tries to hide it in places I cant find. Stupid fuck has no clue that I have his room under video survellance at all times.

>>733430591
Exactly as one of my ex.. lucky bastard :)
That's for me.. the real dream girl.. you can really enjoy and share with theses kind of "games"
Longtime relationship?

>>733431032
This sounds like the essence of a 4chan user.

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>>733427443
Incest you dummy

>>733429679
which mormon cult do you live in?

>>733431158
I'm just not sure that would hold up regardless.... But, I want to believe.

Why don't chicks think some other dude can knock them up?

>>733431421

The photoshop part not the sister part, probably should have made that clear.

>>733431158
>>733431158

>I make each one sign a document that I had my lawyer draw up, essentially making me not responsible.
>making me not responsible.

LMAO. You poor fuck, I hope you're kidding.

Any sort of "agreement" probably won't hold up even with the weakest of judges when it comes to child support.

You'll be getting a summons eventually for one of them when they want child support. You are still biologically the father.

>>733431310
Nothing against people who smoke I dont care but that legitimately made me laugh, thanks man it brightened up my day.

I have a fan against people who smoke, don't need second throat cancer

>>733431267
We got married December 14th, 3 years ago. How did you guess that?

>>733431488
it doesn't. precedent indicates that the state/federal laws regarding paternity always trump any individual contracts.

if he lives somewhere with some slightly more lax rules about paternity he's probably in the clear though.

My neighbor and I share a laundry room. We both have doors to it leading to our apartments. I have a little room set up on my side of the door when I can watch her while she is in there. Occasionally, she will take a load in and if my wash is in she will just sit it on the floor. At those times I like to go in and sniff her panties. I know she leaves the door between her apartment and the laundry room unlocked. I haven't worked up the courage to go in there when she is out yet. I know she uses a vibrator as I can hear it late at night. I bet it smells heavenly.

>>733433852

do it pussy

I've sniffed the panties and used them to fap of every female in my life.

>>733431302
Oh.
I'm drunk.

>>733433852
Some pic? creep? Of her

my friend has a fat NEET gf and she's one of the most annoying bitches I've ever known.

I frequently steal her underwear because the scent of her pussy drives me fucking insane, like my cock is so hard it fucking HURTS when I smell her fucking underwear.

It's easy to steal too because every inch of her fucking place is a god damned mess. I stole 15 pairs in one day. I don't understand why my dick loves that fat bitch so much.

I have yet to acquire nudes. Shouldn't be too hard if I ever find flash drives lying around.

>>733435160
There's was enough to be a creep, and then there's sad enough not to have a worthy creep target.

>>733435500
speak english motherfucker

I give myself enemas everyday.

A few years ago when I was constipated, I used the hand shower to spray water on my anus some of which went upstream and eased the pressure off of my rectum.

Ffwd a few years, now I do it everyday when I'm takin a dump.

In fact I'm about to do one now. Brb.

>>733436156
>There's sad enough to be a creep, and then there's sad enough not to have a worthy creep target.

Fixed.
Gay auto correct.
One three letter word.

My mom had a friend who's daughter was molested for years by her father. When I was 12 and the girl 9 they left me to watch her while they went shopping. Everything was normal until I went to check on her a second time. She was still playing dolls but she was now just in her underwear and the dolls were in sex positions. When I asked if she was ok she blindsided me by asking if I knew how to "sperm". I had recently discovered jerking off but I as still embarrassed about it so I said no. I wanted to walk out but she followed up real quick with "let me show you". My hormone filled head was curious so I said ok. She approached me pulled down my basketball shorts and underwear and put my dick right in her mouth. The feeling was overwhelming I could feel every little part she was touching in her mouth. She knew more about sex than me at this point. In what was probably two minutes I feel the familiar feeling building but this time it was far more intense than usual. While trying to hold back I can tell I can't and I just let my load go into her mouth. She swallowed then said "see that's how boys sperm" I told her thank you and she smiled. From then till she was 17 we would hook up and have sex often. Her mom found out when she was 13 but she wasn't upset( of course that when she thought it started) and just told us to be safe.

>>733436783
the hard-on wants what it wants. idk what to say.

>>733426530
I'm a closet bisexual. I constantly go on grindr, but then chicken out and don't actually do anything. I'm considering going on their and finally finding someone to fuck me tonight.