Time for another edition of Therapy Tea, w-with the elegant

Moshi moshi?

my nama jeff

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yeah im bumpibg this shit fuck yeah

>>733423611
>Are you all alone?
Not anymore

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>>733423711
H-hello Jeff! Would you l-like some tea?

>>733423690
Moshi Moshi, Sakuya desu ka?

>>733423743
G-good for you, Anonymous <4

>>733423611
Alice

What are boobs like

>its a man

>>733423814
I was talking I was until you made the thread

This is different. What kind of tea do we have today?

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>>733423875
S-sorry, I'm not <4

>>733423877
You are n-never alone as long as I am alive, my love <4
>>733423832
L-let me select a tea first.
There is an order t-to this Anonymous!
An order!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hsi9485Pb6

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>>733423611
Too much freaking cloth

Hi Alice. What anime are you watching on twitch?

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>>733423611
>>733423814
>>733423939

>>733423939
Hey my name is anonymus and im wondering why in the fuck havent you killed yourself yet faggot

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can i see a close up of your hand alice?

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>>733423990
W-we don't watch anime on twitch silly <4
That's against the rurus!

>>733423891
T-this one!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwd3CeKhFs

>>733423611
Where's Alice!?

>>733423939
>as long as I am alive, my love <4
This place will never be the same without you

Hey Alice, hope you had a nice bday. What tea do we have today?

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Hi alice nice to see you again.

>>733424144

Does being super irish mean it's got whiskey in it?

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>>733424115
S-same reason you haven't, I s-suppose <4

>>733424117
Why d-do people ask for this semi regularly.

>>733424027
T-try harder, someday you'll m-make me blush!

>>733424164
*pulls down mask to reveal her true self*
You r-rang?

>>733423611
S-sakuya?!

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>>733424144

>>733423611
You look lovely as always, but my real love is Nano.

>>733423611
I wish life wasnt so shit
at least 4chan is good

There is no identity afaik so any act of kindness is more pure than anywhere else
keep on keeping on OP

>>733424144
Oh, I'm not much one for black tea. I'll leave it for others

>>733424027
Omg this!!!!

STREAM WHEN?

I prefer having whiskey over tea

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>>733424219
Luckily I w-won't be leaving too soon.

>>733424292
T-that's racist, they prefer potato vodka

>>733424229
I already p-poured it and everything!

>>733424312
>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zrWhZ5pXR3

>>733423611
Funny, I was just thinking about trying tea as a caffeine replacement for soda/coffee. Got anything good to recommend?

PS. Hug pup for me pls

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>>733424293
I.. I am not really sure. I just kinda wanna see your hand, sorry if thats a bit weird.

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>>733423611
So 6 years alice, you must feel so good doing this so rewardly!

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>>733424416
Why not both?

>>733424416
You spelled penis wrong.

>>733424144
ur a fucking MAN

Do we have anything to go with the tea?

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>>733424347
I t-think maybe you have the wrong idea about h-how 4chan works.

But w-why don't you tell me why life is shit, my love?

>>733424379
W-which stream?

>>733424416
Why is t-that <4

>>733424444
Chai t-tea, my quads friend!

>>733424287
Caldari best state

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Don't worry Sonata I haven't seen any bears. Besides my bike is too fast. My uncle paid $2,000 for it. talk about over kill...

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>>733423611
>Do you need a hand?

If you insist.

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>>733424444
Quads, checkum. And black tea is the one with highest caffeine. Try to pick some of that.

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>>733423611
Hi Sakuya, my name is Matt. I find that I am feeling worthless and not capable of doing any job competently. My attitude towards work is getting worse and worse. What should I do?

>>733424487

No I didn't, you liar

>>733423611
I'm sad about the terrorist attack. How do you feel about it? I need a hug

Hey Alice I've seen these threads for a while. Is there a schedule you follow or just have them when you feel like it?

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>>733424504
C-citation needed <4 Some evidence, perhaps?

>>733424448
Sorry, I'll d-decline.

>>733424479
W-what?

>>733424558
Just love.

>>733424293
>>>733424117
>Why d-do people ask for this semi regularly.

They want to imagine your hand jerking their *****

>>733424577

I prefer whiskey because it goes good with my heartbreak and love of rockabilly

>>733424577
Some sorta game that involves nano getting involved stream. I lost track, did you complete BOTW?

Is op born as a cis female?

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>>733424661
*blinks* How about you start by giving m-me more information <4 What job d-do you do, for example? How old are you? Are y-you in training or education?

Everything helps dear <4

>>733424709
I h-have a schedule, check m-my patreon for it: alicemargatroid

>>733424686
*wraps her arms tightly around you and rests her head on the small of your back* I"m s-sorry Anonymous, I'm s-so so sorry....but this is all I c-can do.

>>733423611
Hello! Since I can't smoke pot as I'm going to MEPS soon, do you know any good ways to drink without tasting it? It's rum and whiskey I think

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>>733424577

>>733424583
>$2k for a bike
pics? I hope it's a proper bike and not just a waste of money brand name

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>>733424717
That is
ok
I am ok with that.

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>>733424582
No

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>>733424770
W-why are you so heartbroken, Anonymous?

>>733424775
N-not yet. And there is only an anime s-stream today.

>>733424832
Y-yes, I contain no Y chromosomes.

>>733424872
W-what are you running away from, Anonymous?

>>733424869
Thanks, I"ll check it out. I'll take my tea to go I got work in 15 minutes

>>733423939
Now that you've selected your tea

what are boobs like

:D

>>733424872
3 shots of rum and the rest coke cola
or green tea with 5 shots of rum.
Both are good drinks

This thread is neat. I like Mint Tea with a little sugar.

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Oh my, it's Sakuya-chan's turn to join the party?

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>>733424958
*patpat*

>>733424875
Y-yes?

>>733425011
I h-hope you have a very nice day at work, Anonymous <4

>>733425040
Bags of s-sand of course.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NGS5crzo6k

>>733424869
Thanks, that makes me feel a little better <4

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>>733424117
>>733424293
Best guess? Probably want to try and determine a digit ratio to try to determine your gender.

Even though such tests are by no means conclusive.

>>733424988

There's only one reason to be heartbroken, because you fucked up badly in the first place. That just means more whiskey for me though

>>733423611
Have you ever watched Black Rock Shooter?

>>733425182
*hug*

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I AM THE GREAT AUTISMO
HERE TO SLAY ALL THE HATERS
TO PROTECT ALL THE QT3.14 TRAPS
I’M HERE TO SLAY ALL NORMIES
TO OFFER ALICE NOTHING BUT RESPECT
TO DENOUNCE THE EXISTENCE OF TROLLS
BRING EQUALITY TO ALICES THREADS
AND TIP MY FEDORA

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>>733425105
I p-prefer Stevia, myself <4

>>733425135
Just g-got a new costume, Cirno.

>>733425182
I w-wasn't going to be so cynical about it.

>>733425172
*hugs tighter*

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*pounce!*

>>733424988
Why do people that like traps lie to themselves? I dont mind them being gay, its a free world. Why delude yourself?

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>>733424980
yes

>>733424869
>>733424869
Okay, well, I'm 29 and I have dropped out of college 3 times. I have been working in landscaping for the past 3 years but this year I tried doing something else (factory work) and I just can't seem to make my bosses happy. I think they expect too much of me, and I am not capable of working at the level they want. I am not good enough for any employer and it's making me very upset in general. Also I can't stand it when people I work with want to be friends outside of work.

>>733424717
Alice, I lost my cat recently. Not lost as in misplaced but the sense of loss that comes with something reaching the end of it's time with you.

It hurts. It hurts every time I walk into a room and don't see her curled up somewhere, every time I open a can and she doesn't come to inquire of it's contents. Every time she doesn't yell at me at five in the morning to wake up and feed her or yell at me to goto bed (she may have also been telling me to feed her.) It hurts to not come home and have her sitting in the door way.

It just hurts. It is not a lot of hurt, Alice but it is a constant absence of something that I have loved and cherished for longer than some of the people posting on this board have been alive.

Her longevity helped, I came to grips that someday I would find her very still. I understood that someday her head would not pop up and trill at my approach or with a stroke of my hand. I have lost pets before, I have buried them with my bare hands in worse times.

But it hurts.

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>>733425321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w38PZqwXvi

All I h-have to say to you.

>>733425321
Lol oh hi you must be sky o 2b or maybe reimu?

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>>733424988
>only an anime s-stream today.

Oh.

More pair of legs playing resident evil please.

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>>733425324
Oho! I see I see. Looks good! Well, this Cirno-chan is off to play Osu some more. Have fun, Alice-chan!!

>>733425409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbCYsEMg09o

I feel your pain, anon. I feel it keenly and intimately, and you have my condolences.

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>>733425243
N-no, didn't like the fan base.

>>733425338
Oh h-hello <4

>>733425358
S-same reason anyone tries to lie to themselves. B-because it relieves their cognitive dissonance.

>>733425567
Tomorrow is a l-long BOTW stream and a s-short RE7 VR stream.

>>733425581
T-tomorrow!

>>733425409
Aw man.
Sorry for your loss anon

You're cute

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>>733425281
*pulls you in close* Thank you for the hug, kind stranger. Just please, don't call me a cinnamon roll.

>>733425324
Leave the cynicism to me.

>>733425486
I haven't earned my place among their ranks yet *smiles weakly*

>>733423611
i just disappointed everyone and will have to wait till next year to try again, but it may be too late

I fucked up bad and wasted $1000 dollars

help :(

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>>733425393
I fought that war on the ground. I sacrificed so many tanks for the gallente. Just for the cowardly caldari to crash into the planet.

>>733425627
>>733425677
Thank you.

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>>733425405
*blinks slowly* W-why can't you stand people wishing t-to be friends outside of work?

>>733425409
*nods* I h-had a dog for 18 years. They were always besides me, always there for me, no matter what. I had to watch them slowly decay over the course of a year till t-they passed.

All things are temporary. Enjoy the time you have, and let go when it is over. That's the only advice anyone can give.

And it doesn't help one bit.

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>>733425688
>I haven't earned my place among their ranks yet
be happy sis, no one even remembers I exist.

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>>733425671
>l-long BOTW stream and a s-short RE7 VR stream.

>>733423611
Will you be streaming tonight? Are you still dual streaming on youtube? I haven't gotten any notifcations, I only see preshot vids

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>>733425688

2B! Moonbunny's told me nice things about you.

>>733425671

*snuggles Alice* you can do it.

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>>733425688
W-weren't you supposed t-to be the idealistic one, c-come to teach old cynical m-me how to feel again?

Yet here I am, with the biggest knife through my heart yet, and boy are you more jaded than me <4

>>733425691
C-can you give like, the smallest hint at what y-you are talking about?

I'm really not in the greatest situation. Pretty much so mentally unstable I'm okay with living in a tent, reading books and finding ways to make money for weed. That's my life. Reading, internet and weed.
My mom doesn't want me living like that. But she's not doing good herself. She just got clean from meth. Over a month now.
She's living in a friend's spare room. And she asked if I could move in too. I've been here with her for 2 months now.

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>>733423611
you need to learn to open your heart and love Meiling.

I haven't had sex in about a year since my ex and I split. I'm a sad panda.

>>733425897
Lol oh sorry next time ill add your name :/

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>>733425897
W-who are you?

>>733425688
Oh, and in t-the name of Toast, I pronounce you.....cinnamon roll.
A whole Cinnabon in fact.

>>733425922
How l-long do those take you to do?

>>733425887
Because I have done this in the past and these people just stab me in the back. I just want to show up 40 hours a week, keep my head down a collect an average paycheck. I don't need work to make new friends. I have 3 friends and I don't feel like I need any more.

But I want meaningful employment. I keep doing seasonal jobs (just in warm weather) and then I'm depressed and unemployed during the winter, and it's really tough. I don't feel like I'm good enough for a year-round job and I can't seem to complete any education. Everything is too stressful for me.

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>>733424878
No pictures. It's a road bike with a carbon fiber frame and hydraulic disk brakes. Is that any good? I really like this bike.

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>>733425997
I w-will not be tonight, check my patreon for my s-schedule: alicemargatroid

I stream to Twitch and upload a 1080P version to youtube a day later now.

>>733426191
I'm r-really more of a Sakumelia/Meliflan kind of p-person <4

>>733426205
B-buy a flesh light.

>>733426183
D-do you live in Ohio?

>>733424869
Original asker here, and nothing really. I haven't been in the dating game so long it seems foreign, but honestly I just miss getting high.

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>>733426215
>>733425922 (You)
>How l-long do those take you to do?

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>>733425897
There is a Discord full of people that beg to differ.

>>733426043
Louise is talking about me? I must have a word with her soon. Nevermind that though, hello. YoRHa Unit No. 2 Type B. You are?

>>733426095
What are you on about?

>>733423611
I have a stutter, I've tried everything to get over it. Can you help me? I can't even say "I love you" to my own mother.

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>>733426215
someone who slept through a steam message and feels really bad about it.

>>733426347
Oh yes that actually does sound good! I am actually thinking of buying a bike just like that in a month for summer.

>>733425087
I don't have and soda we kinda ran out

>>733426464
Oops, not even a minute, print screen > paste to paint > resize and save.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0

Been listen to this repeatedly for 3 days in a row. This doesn't relate to anything, but you might enjoy it.

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>>733425718
>cowardly
we didn't carpetbomb your homeworld from orbit in response to an isolated terrorist attack
pic related btw so I take that very personally

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>>733426338
....s-so because it's happened before, it must happen again?

>>733426471
T-then we'd have a climactic battle, and s-somehow despite me being a magic user and you b-being an android that uses modern weapons, it would end in a f-fist fight that we'd both cross counter and p-punch each other out with!

>>733426482
Whew, w-what a terrible night for a curse!

>>733426475
Ah? What have y-you tried? I know a few specialists if y-you are in the US.

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>>733425897
>be happy sis, no one even remembers I exist.

Oi, no, that's my line.

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>>733426511
Maybe we could rub our bikes together sometime .////.
Get 29in wheels, they're great

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>>733426518
Q-quite nimble with your f-fingers <4

>>733426725
I r-really don't know who you are, honest.

>>733426372
Yeah not really the same thing. I miss the whole experience. Mostly just not being alone in a bed.

I should start dating again but I've never done that before and being unemployed I don't see why a women would be interested.

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>>733426215
Hey now. Don't be using my name to give pastry basted titles to other people.

>>733426670
I've tried "everything" and I've been to the best of the best speech pathologists in NYC since I was 5 years old. Nothing seems to work.

>>733426729
.///. Ikarous so lewd~
Is that what yours is? That sounds nice and big

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>>733423611
You can pegme anytime alice

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>>733426788
Call me Velvet, or Rabbit, or "faggot"

>>733425475
What does this even mean?

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>>733426891
Its' great but its too damn tall for me
or maybe i'm just too damn short

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>>733426670
You're getting ahead of yourself. That comes after I stab you in the back and reveal myself as an ancient antagonist from your past.

>>733426725
Not you too. You stop that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFep4vO4TRc

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>>733426788
>Q-quite nimble with your f-fingers <4

I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, but thanks. <4

Hey, alice, here is a question.

How do you feel about the warmth and peace that people, while knowing the gulf between you and them across the internet shall never be closed, who attach themselves to you feel?

You know that a percentage of them later feel bad because they later realize that the gulf shall never be closed, and their relationship to you is in fact incredibly shallow. But some don't mind that.

>>733423611
I know a girl that ive had a crush on for the longest time, we were talking and i helped her through some shit, and she said "thanks anon, youre like a brother to me" so yeah, i got brother-zoned, i dont feel to happy it, could use some advice on how to deal with it

>>733427042
You arent too short you are just too faggot

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>>733426814
I d-did it! And you c-can't stop me!

>>733427015
Exactly.

>>733426989
C-can do, moon bitch!


God can I still delete this thread or

>>733427042
smol Ika~
I bet you look cute on that bike lol

How do I deal with loneliness if I have no friends and have no way to make any. I don't care if its unhealthy escapism I just need something for when it gets too much

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>>733426814
You can have it back. Don't want it.

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>>733427124
hey don't call velvet moonbitch, I'm the only moonbitch. Wait...

>>733427102
Either rape or kys both are good

>>733427174
Suicide.

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>>733427054
You can't make me.

>>733427124
Moon Bitch?

>>733425887
Thank you, I know there's no real salve for it.

>>733426471

I'm butterfly! <4 From long ago. Mhm, Louise says that you're super cool. ^.^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-MMxMCXdRA

>>733427054
>You're getting ahead of yourself. That comes after I stab you in the back and reveal myself as an ancient antagonist from your past.

I could see that happening.

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>>733427206

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>>733427219
ha!
>>733427206
Hello 2B
>>733427124
Heya Alice..

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>>733423611

woops, nyoron

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>>733427054
Y-you are getting too real there 2B.

>>733427087
<4

>>733427091
I question y-your premises <4

>>733427102
Time. N-not a lick anyone can d-do but give you time.

>>733427206
Cinnabun is t-the new name I'm using f-for you, by the way.

>>733427174
W-why don't you come join me in m-my chat then? https://anekiho.me/chat2

M-maybe we could be friends <4

>>733427300
*nods*

>>733427333
S-she got too real.

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>>733427117
I wouldn't be surprised since I don't wear a helmet.
>>733427148
No, I look cool~
Seriously this bike is fast make sure you get disk brakes!

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>>733427379
H-how you doin', Sky?

>>733427407
Don't y-you nyoron.

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>>733427054
>You're getting ahead of yourself. That comes after I stab you in the back and reveal myself as an ancient antagonist from your past.
That's what my money is on. No joke

>>733427124
You can't just anoint people in my name! I'll do something to stop you. Just you watch. Also yeah, maybe you should burn this place down

>>733427148
Ever seen those fatass motorcycle twins from the Guinness book of world records? That's probably what he looks like

>>733427206
Sorry. No refunds

>>733427411
I get the feeling you prefer things to not be real.

>>733423611

your voice sounds like some girl i liked back in high school

>>733427440
cute
real niggas fly out the window

I will though, I don't wanna break any bones or something if I crash into something

>>733427595
I haven't but that sounds hilarious

>>733426670
Well regardless of making friends or not I need a job I can feel confident in doing. But my confidence is all gone.

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>>733427595
It's already t-too late. We're too deep in.

>>733427614
I m-mean, if someone was g-going to end me, I'd b-both predict and prefer it be 2B.

But I'd also prefer just to have like....like FOUR MONTHS be nice. Without drama you know? Where we just do our thing and it's nice and some people hate us but who gives a fuck?

Four months without infighting and duplicitous bullshit. That's my fuckin' dream.

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>>733427174
Have you tried Writing or painting?
I find a creative medium is helpful in dealing with my loneliness, I'm not you, but I'd definitely give it a try.

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>>733426880
I have a stutter too, they're very hard to deal with. I seem to have eased my stutter by stopping every time I feel it coming on. Just wait and wait and wait for as long as it takes for it to past and your brain will rewire itself. It worked for me maybe it can for you?

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>>733427623
T-that was for sure a post! One on 4chan no less!

>>733427661
What s-skills do you have?

>>733427411

I don't see that working out, I'm quite boring. I just need some escapism that can make me forget how awful I feel

>>733427411

Which premises?

I am not asking this question because i have some point or ulterior motive. It's just something i wonder about popular girls on /b/.

You know that people love you. However, i don't know how you feel about the pleasure they glean from your relationship to them. Or how you feel about the slight awkwardness that is the gulf they can never cross. A lot of people hate people like you because of that gulf - because they see you like a tease, and they can never really be your friend or really date you. The silliness or patheticness of that is besides the point, the question is how you feel about it.

Personally, if i were female and lots of people loved me and felt warm and happy by presence, i would feel great about that.

Just as an example of an obvious answer to that question.

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>>733427174
Loneliness is no simple thing to ease, I know that pretty well. But honestly, your only choices are to find someone, be it friends or otherwise that make you feel less alone, or to learn how to cope with loneliness without letting it eat you up inside, I think.

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>>733427647
Someone like you will never be truly alone, there is always someone who has your back.

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>>733427276
Test me and you'll find out that I can. Don't make me, make you my next objective.

>>733427311
Butterfly? Pleased to meet you.

>>733427333
You and like, every other person I meet.

>>733427370
Unit status: dead.

Holy hell. Thank you for that, anon.

>>733427379
Afternoon.

>>733427411
Sorry. It was an attempt at humor, I assure you.

>>733427411
Keep calling me that and you'll earn yourself a new antagonist.

>>733427595
>>733427595
Enjoy your sale, because you're going to lose that money.

>>733427740
Freedom from drama is almost impossible for people who can't let go of the past. Even during the good times, something will get pulled back up.

Would you marry me Sakuya3D?

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>>733427659
I fucked myself up on my brother's mountain bike. The brakes were very old and I just flew down a hill in my home city and I crashed into a rock without a helmet
thank goodness no one was around to see me fail so hard

>>733423611
Alice, can we make out and watch some good movies/anime?

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>>733427533

Waf! Then, then no stuttering, Alice, nyoron!

*flutters onto you and tickles*

>>733427976
Wouldn't be the first time. Lot of people have had a comeback arc around here.

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>>733427831
I'd l-love to be friends with you, Anonymous <4

>>733427883
L-like I said, there is something fundamentally wrong with your premises <4

Especially the one where you assume I enjoy this.

>>733427976
C-can I point out how hilarious it is t-that you reassured me then INSTANTLY attempted t-to put me back in my place?

>>733428000
Y-you want a ring on this finger, y-you need quints at least.

>>733427985
I n-never said it was a realistic wish.

>>733428016
How bad were you injured?!? omg you gotta be safe!

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>>733427976
Testing Testing, one two three.

Is this thing on?

>>733428016
I always wear a helmet. I look silly as fuck, but I'd rather look goofy than go splat. At least you're alright, were you hurt too badly?

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>>733427976
I'm not an anon.

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>>733427647

Bunny! *glomp*

>>733427795
Never tried that. How long until I see results?

>>733428076

You wouldn't. I'm awful, I'd end up having feelings for you cos your a woman who'd be paying attention to me. Talking to girls just isn't worth the hassle

>>733428076
Even realistic ones have a tendency to be trodden on around these parts, though.

>>733428076

Oh, well, yeah, if that is wrong, that is definitely a bigger question.

Because i have trouble believing that you aren't having a blast. If i were in your place i would really be enjoying myself.

I am arrogant and conceited and an attention whore *points to the clover*, so i might be projecting.

Are you suggesting you don't do these threads because you enjoy the attention?

I want to point out that i have NOTHING against attention whores. I think they are awesome and i love giving them attention. Unfortunately there isn't a judgement-neutral term for "attention whore".

>>733428076
Well I will keep trying my quints

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>>733427976
I think the amusement that comes from it will make up for that...

>>733427740
That's never stopped you before. Then again, nothing ever really stops you

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>>733428220
Hi, sweetheart.

>>733427411
Fuck you kys

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>>733428129
Just bumps and bruises
I flew over the rock and rolled down the hill
>>733428196
They look so dumb though!
I want to look cool.
I wasn't hurt much at all
>>733428241
For me...about two weeks? I stopped doing it because it was too much of a hassle but it worked.

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>>733428304
*blinks* W-what?

>>733428348
*shrugs* I'm n-not you <4

I am not suggesting it. I am outright stating it. In fact, I'm going further; these threads are actively damaging to my emotional and mental health.

>>733428388
Y-you have to call it f-for it to count.

>>733428446
S-sorry, I can't.

As Ghost here says
>>733428426
Nothing s-stops me <4

Not even my own hand!

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>>733427829
I feel like I have no worthwhile skills. Like I said, I have been doing landscaping but I am not trained on any machines. I can't back up a truck with a trailer. I'm still beginner level after 3 years and I can't learn fast enough.

I also have skills in plumbing, swimming pool maintenance and computer repair but it always seems I'm not quite good enough to get the job. Like I said, I'm starting to develop a bad attitude.

>>733428565

That is confusing.

I am confused.

Why would you do a thread that hurts you?

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>>733423611
I've made the realisation that money won't make me happy after years of trying to make as much of it as possible. I can't stop or the years of effort leading up to now will be wasted, but I'm not happy and idk wat do.
pls halp Alice

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>>733428070
Well then. For fuck's sake, let me have me finish my introduction at the very least. I'm approaching barely six months here and from week one I was suspected of being an antagonist.

>>733428076
*nods* It was in light of new information, namely, that you were going to call me Cinnabun.

>>733428196
That's it. Objective acquired.

>>733428210
*puts an arm around you* Little sister, I should have known better.

>>733428426
Are you another popcorn muncher?

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>>733428565
Hi Alice how was your birthday?