can someone from london buy me alcohol ill give you the

Lol no. Sorry kid

Why don't you go and get your own alcohol ?

>>733399128
please ;-;

>>733399156
You know damn well why !

>>733399247

Actually I don't, are you an alcoholic ?

>>733398942
Meet outside Vic station? My trains about to pull in

>>733399300
K I D D O

>>733399318
i mean like on the weekend

>>733399383

Oh, then we're not supposed to talk to you by law, please get out of here

>>733399465
no need to talkKKKKK just buy me some vodka ;-;

IM SO DESPERATE

>>733399549
kids don't have money.

>>733398942
What are you after?

>>733400153
Vodka, soz didn't read the thread where in London are you? I'll do it

>>733399901
i get money from parents

>>733400313
SOUTH WEST

>>733399423
you're a fucking idiot

>>733399128
>>733399156
>>733399247
>>733399465
Moralfags kkkys

>>733400403
yer

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This thread.

>>733400313
uhmm my kik is @spoonfeels this thread will probably die in a few

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>>733398942
Hey, OP
I'm in London, and I'd like to help you out, but Allah forbids me to purchase alcohols.

wat do?

>>733398942
M or F? If F, I'll do it for sex and you keep your money.

If M, I'll do it for 3x the price of whatever you're trying to get.

>>733400590
allah forbids you to drink it not purchase it, you are helping someone therefore you are committing a good deeed

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>>733400590
Suicide vest I'm assuming?
What else do you people do?

Kekekekek

>>733400682
NO SEX PEDO

>>733400590
>>733400737
I am Allah. Praise be upon me. I forbid you niggers from not drinking. That's right, go get fucked up.

LETS NOT GET OFF TOPIC WELP is someone buying or not

>>733400812
You do know where you are right, 4chan is full of people like him

>>733400812
You do realize that our AoC is 16 right? If you're OP, forget it. You're too stupid for booze and I'm not going to be liable for unleashing pure retardation on the world.

>>733400790
....can you feel it now mr.krabs...

>>733401115
Not that age yet though maybe

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>>733401140

>>733401213
Then somewhere, there are parents that need to beat some punk ass kids.

Just wait outside an offy and ask randoms like the rest of us had to. Or surely you or some friends has a sympathetic older sibling, or even a chavvy mum who wants to seem 'cool'? Unless you're friendless or like 12, you will know someone willing to buy you booze...

>>733401358
GIMMIEEEEE GIMIEEEEEEEE

>>733401358
>beat some punk ass kids
Why do you talk weird?

Make wine at home with Welch's Grape juice, yeast and granulated sugar.
1. Take out one cup of juice
2. Pour in one cup of sugar
3. Dissolve by shaking
4. Pour in a teaspoon of yeast
5. Dissolve by shaking
6. Store somewhere dark and warm for 3 -14 days

Trust me, just got shitfaced off this stuff, it doesn't taste too bad either, mine only fermented for 3 days.

>>733401423
but all my friends have nice mums and dont do bad things like drinking and i dont like speaking to random weirdos outside the corner shop

>>733398942

>Giving your kid a ms180c

Shit parenting, it's like you want them to grow up gender fluid.

Real man let's his kid slab wood with a 461.

>>733401578
do you promise this will work and not do something weird

>>733401614
>i dont like speaking to random weirdos outside the corner shop
none of us fucking liked it, but it's what you gotta do if you wanna drink. And how is it worse than speaking to random weirdos from /b/?

>>733401358
>punk ass

I can smell your Adam Sandler DVD collection from here americunt

>>733401749
Yeah, google it if you don't trust me

>>733401614
literally
>go to liquor store
>wait for a minute
>ask rando mcdando walking in to buy you your precious vodka
>worst case scenario he says no, wait another minute
>repeat until you have your vodka

>>733401749

It will make you feel rough and give you the shits. God I hate teenagers so much.

>>733401844
because people from /b/ tend to be degenerates whereas people hanging outside the corner shop will probably run away with my money or shank me

>>733401890
>God I hate teenagers so much.
unnecessary edge, you sound like a female that's just turned 20 kek

>>733401876
But I AM PRETTY YOungggg and look even younger i can't imagine someone buying me something w

>>733402096
>people hanging outside the corner shop will probably run away with my money or shank me
kek so glad I don't live in London, sorry kid if you aren't willing to ask randoms outside the offy I can't help ya

>>733401749
what could happen ? become blind ? Sight is so 2016.

>>733402188
Mods ban underage plz

If you're that young you dont need vodka.

>>733402140

27 actually and you'll never touch these tits, good luck being 15 and relying on mummy to get you booze, way to be an independent white man.

>This is why girls go for black guys
>Confidence
>Lots of booze and weed

>>733402470
What if he was raped and beaten all day for 15 years and has only one arm and no penis?

>>733402518
I'm not OP you faggot, nice damage control kek

underage mods pls ban

>>733402634
fuck i wish

How young are you?

>>733402764
Its b8

>>733402855
18 obviously

>>733402855
Depending on your age I might buy it for you

>>733402518
>Suddenly becomes about race halfway through a sentence
Go away

>>733402914
well writing a age under 18 will probably result in ban

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>>733402790
Nice

reeeee i posted kik already if you might buy it talk there

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>>733402991
Hint to mods, he might be underage possibly maybe

>>733402518
>27 actually and you'll never touch these tits

That's okay, they're on there way south from here on out anyway

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MODS BAN THIS FUCKING KID REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>733402518
>tfw bitches be overreacting to little shit

You know the rules- tits or gtfo

t e s t

>>733401860
Canadian living in London. It's kinda funny watching you brits being bred out by the shitskin invasion. Enjoy watching your kids get raped by Mohammed!

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dude cant you steal some alchohol from some drunk fucking hobo ?

>>733404542
no i dont want disease

jesus is no one willing to meet me at a train station for 2 secs

>>733398942
hang on are you a cop trying to bate some one??

>>733399156
OP is underage

I hope he gets banned faggot

>>733405333
IM sheeeeee

>>733405286
fucking might as well be everyones SUCH A PUSSY