>you're hungry after your fat-ass has been browsing /b/

*Notices his bulgey* OwO Oh what's this?

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>>733393732
i bend over

>>733393732
Order a CO2 sensor/monitor/thing. I am obviously hallucinating.

leave a generous tip along with my phone number and a doggy biscuit

Tell him he's a good boy and take my pizza Inside.

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>>733393732
It's pizza time motherfucker!

We both work really hard

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Shoot with semi automatic 50 bmg rifle.

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>>733393732
Kidnap his ass and fuck him

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>>733394177
Knew I've seen this before

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I didnt order pizza!

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Pay for the pizza, close the door, put the pizza down, forget about it, remember two days later by that time the pizza has gone off.

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I was gonna post porn but now I feel like getting coffee, bye bye.

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Get GAY

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>>733393732
forget abour pizza, get in

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I sinned til winter, but it's hot
I guess I do believe in God.

>>733403378
what

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>>733403581
But I'll forgive and make it right
If it freezes up tonight.

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Hey Fool

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>>733403793
god dammit, you again

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>>733403940
Hello.

>>733404067
I am here most days.

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This morning
I woke up on the floor
Thinking I have never dreamed before
And in the afternoon
The nagging thought
That I have never lived or else forgot

>>733404717
i once had a dream when i was 10 years old that i got impaled by a bull. i woke up gasping for air and in shock, thats the only dream i remember

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who fucking cares

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>>733405172
Sounds like a great wet dream

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>>733405172
I remember a few dreams. Most of them involve serpents and my death.

In one I chased a snake into a field of tall grass. In the middle of the field was a tree. When I reached it, the field suddenly caught fire all around me.

In another I was in a small row boat out in a swamp. As I passed under a tree a very large snake wrapped around me and pulled me into the water. When I was underwater I saw the boat slowly drift away from me.

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>>733401925
Hot, source?

>>733405710
>>733404067

Who's the clay head guy, not seen him before

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>>733406624
>>733406624
I am me.

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>>733406710
>I am me.

If that's really the case, you suck.

>>733406624
I've seen him on numerous furfag posts sending edgy cryptic messages

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When I see it, will I will I know
I fear no information
I'm following how it seems
In present dreams an animal

Other words, speak unspeakable
So full is your affection
Come and see how it means
This present seems infallible

>>733407106
I don't know what that is.

can someone make a propper furfag thread?

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eee

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>>733407206
I don't think they're either edgy or cryptic.

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>>733407679
do you really think that /b/ is that organized?

>>733407373

Do a poem about boltguns.

Work monkey.

>>733407783
no but im hoping that since i asked nicely someone would :)

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>>733407875
I don't write poetry.

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>>733408061
It wouldn't matter, we'd just move over to that one.

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>>733408061
>asking nicely
>/b/

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This place is total deadsville.

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Im back and caffeinated

>>733409268
>post bullshit no one likes
>complain about the smell

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Got my hair in a ponytail, doing some exercises and thinkin about men, Mmm.

>>733393732
pepper spray a furry and call pest control.

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>>733409740
Who's complaining?

>>733408958

Get my pizza for free since it took more than 30 minutes for it to get to my house. Also, wonder why the fuck a dog man delivered my pizza.

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let's turn this into a yiff thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEYo3J-y5rM

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My spider is being a weirdo again.