Basement OP back So i took advice from you fuckers a day or two

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How i looked before for referance.

Dunno how bad you looked, but for the love of God stop attention whoring on /b/ and read the sticky on /fit/

Good to see you followed the adiveses we gave. Been in the original thread.
Well from now on it´s gonna be sports. Try hitting the iron temple of brodin, or start running on a regular base. Eating shouldn´t be too much of an issue at first, just don´t eat too much junk food.

You don't look bad but could still lose weight.

>>733390386
It was either this or forcing my other meme
>Shit log or something i dont fucking know.

>>733390240
>>733390336
Shirt made a bigger difference tbqhwyf

>>733390240
you look better. like you look normal.

next should be your taste in clothing. start buying nice but not flashy clothes.

>>733390663
everyone hates on the turtles.

How old are you

>>733390860
im 20 almost 21

i feel i looked a little older in >>733390336
But i might be confusing 'older' with grungy or something.

looking like >>733390240
i feel like a wee baaby

>>733390240
No you look older now for some reason, usually it's the other way around

>>733390754
I like turtles, and I wear some dorky fucking shirts. I usually look like a scraggly autistic homeless guy, but im not going to job interviews or looking to hook up so idgaf.

If you're worried about how other people think you look, just dress better, along with keeping up on your personal hygiene. Also once you start to gain confidence, you'll begin to exude that confidence.

get more sun. I am probably more pale so who am i to judge, but seems a lot of people notice my paleness

>>733391254
well, im kinda trying to clean up and mac on some lady i know.

>>733391305
Its fucked, im out in the sun atleast 3-4 hours a day when i walk into town, and im still white as rice.

>>733391397
huh i have the same problem. I cant tan and i burn really fast

>>733390240
you look like a normie
take better care of skin and get more sleep, lose some weight

>>733391504
been up for about 30 hours.
Skin is sensitive so yeah, i gotta be more mindful of it.

>>733391599
>been up for about 30 hours
why? sleep deprivation can seriously fuck you up

>>733390240
Thin down some and Im sure you'll find some chick to sit on your face

>>733390240
Your basement looks comfy as hell.

>>733391702
insomnia i suppose, i dunno
>lay down
>existential crisis mode
>Fuck that
>get back up
>resume things til im physically exhausted.
>pass out
Shit ruins alot of my days.

>>733391752
ive had it once, and god damnit, ill get it again.

>>733391883
Did you ever consult with a professional about those problems?

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>>733391834
It is not.
I mean, it is alright for a while
Spend too much time in here though, starts to feel like a jail cell or some shit.

Maybe im just actually crazy>>733391883

>pic related, the rest of my room

>>733391883
do you have a job?
>>733392020
also, your room looks like it's very cold in the winter

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>>733391981
If youve chronicles my 4chan shitposting
(which lets be real, you ahvent)
I commonly come to post about depression and shit.

Sometimes i give away steam games in an attempt to feel good about life/myself

The short skinny of it is - I want to get help, but i am proud, and dont want to admit i NEED it. Trying to deal with it on my own, THUS the shitposting im constantly doing

>pic related - im on here enough that someone drew a picture of me.

>>733392098
I quit my retail job like 2 weeks ago because if i hadnt, i probably would have went postal or slit my wrists with a company issued box cutter. (this is all hyperbolic, but it did worsen my depression and general bad shit in my head)

>>733392268
Not to say i CANT hold down a job.
I can, and have before, just had to get out of retail.

OP bump.
Trying to kill some time

>>733392268
I think it wouldn't hurt you if you seek help or would it? Depression can seriously put a toll on a person, especially if they are inexperienced and young like you.

>>733392020
I see that futon and that tv for vidya
Seems comfy as heck to me, I'm a hermit stuck in Montana and I like the comfiness and isolation of basements because of the dark / underground and away from people, haha

>>733390240
You to tan and workout and you'd be decent looking. And never wear that lip ring again. Not that it matters because you never leave your basement anyway

>>733392719
I made a video about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV9txwC37A0&t=1s

I don't like doing the whole "im depressed, feel bad for me" shit. It usually just manifests in existential dread, and feeling like nothing in life matters.

>>733392862
It would be alot more comfortable with my cats.
Had to get rid of them when i moved
>killed my heart.

You have a pop vinyl. You deserve nothing.

>>733393004
im a rarebreed of basement dwelling neckbeard.
>i actually like to walk
>i actually talk to girls
>i actually see the sun

Im not the most social person in the world, but im not some aspie.

>>733393086
It was a birthday gift.
>as if id spend money on a hunk of vinyl
Now that lil mac amiibo, yeah thats all me.
>Get'em Mac baby!

>>733393006
I'm sorry about your cats man, my cat Kennison kinda just disappeared one day, and he was quite old, sadly. I'll watch the video, also I noticed we're the same age.

>>733390240
you seem fine to me

>>733394279
Yeah, having another living thing that just enjoys being around. Good times

>dickhead grandfather kicked me out literally for no reason
>Cats of 4 years had to just leave

Couldnt even see them the day they got taken to a shelter. Fuckin emotions and shit.

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>>733390240
ayyyy bud, its me cinderella guy. Looking good bro, rocking another plain tee I see

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>>733392350
But a man. Who has responsibilities sucks it up until he has something else lined up, and then he quits.

Just sayin. I was kinda like you in some ways and that's a lesson I learned. Your own personal angst and issues to not trump your responsibilities.

If you have no responsibilities, please disregard this post

You look like an average member of society

>>733390240
you should grew a beard and let your hair getting somewhat longer to look more masculine

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>>733394632
Gay af

>>733394870
Weren't here for the original bud. We Pretty woman'ed the shit out of this guy. We called him cinderella

>>733394688
Responsibilities or not, you are correct
I made a stupid decision and im aware of that.
I was working a 7.25/hr job like 20~hrs a week.
I felt like a piece of shit, didnt wanna become complacent. Kinda freaked and just quit.
>Lessons learned
Never work retail

>>733390240
oh yeah i was in that phase too.
"shave your beard and get a Haircut", they said
i did
nothing changed
"do some sport anon", they said
i did
nothing changed
"go out clubbing anon", they said
i did
nothing changed

"give it up anon, you re pathetic for trying"
i wish somebody said

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>>733395185
I already see my life as a slowmotion train wreck.

I just wanna see the light show as shit blows up

>everyone dies
>Life means nothing
>enjoy it while you can

>>733394993
Ok but a guy saying

"you look good, I noticed you're wearing the kind of t shirt I recommended And like..."

Two guys in leather football helmets with erectile dysfunction chewing on each other's limp taffy like dongs, is less gay than what you said.

>>733395484
lul, don't listen to that faggot, you got a chance niggah. We made you look more socially acceptable, now just do some calisthenics and aim for a career.

>>733395484
why do you live in a Dungeon?

>>733395957
Blah blah lazy millennial don't have enough to pay for his own place blah blah.

Life isnt always nice, and sometimes a basement is your lemons.

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>>733395595
lul, just giving the guy a compliment man, I don't give a fuck. You seem like a closet homo tho

>>733395484
>>Life means nothing
Why are you trying to improve if you really think that?

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>>733395161
Amen.

Retail is soul crushing.

I got out and it and got a job that pays ok but that I enjoy. I've never been happier.

>more money in retail or other shitty jobs is not better than the same or a little less pay at a job you like going to.

>>733396129
Because life as a hobo is stupid.

The only reason to want to succeed in life is to do cool shit before you die, otherwise, your just surviving.

Pick up heavy weights
Put down heavy weights
Make heavy weights heavier
Creatine Monohydrate/whey protein
Go to the park and shoot hoops during prime daylight hours (Tan and fat burner)
Get a real job and try to be the best employee.
You will be so busy you will forget life sucks.

OR sit in your cube and die dragging out time as long and boring as possible

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>>733396257

>>733396257
>Because life as a hobo is stupid.
How can that be if you stated that and I quote "life is meaningless"?

>>733396395
>Implying you can't do something if it's meaningless
>Implying you can't enjoy something if it's meaningless
>/b/

>>733396103
lemons
kek
my life gives me shit
and makes me pay for that shit

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>>733396125
Nah. I love vaginas, but hey, keep complimenting guys on their outfits! I'm sure you'll find love eventually!

>>733396375
well, the sentiment holds true regardless of the medium.

>>733396395
Masturbating is also meaningless/pointless
But it feels good, so i choose to go that route

I dont have to think life is meaningful to not want to torture myself.
>Struggling to eat/find warmth
>Smell bad
>socially outcast
No thanks, id rather be AT THE VERY LEAST low class all my life. Atleast then i can enjoy the pointlessness in a decent environment.

>>733396455
beat me to it

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>>733396475
>Can't ever compliment a bro
>Use ! like a homo
>Denial

>>733396455
You got dubs so I will reply to you. Faggot OP is coming off like life is no value to him with all this emo shit about slitting wrists and all that. So if life has no value to him then where does this will for improvement coming from?

>>733395484
Nigga you have a pretty much average to slightly above average look, buy more clothes and you should be fine, I gonna give you the best advice that a can give bc I been there and that is tell yourself you will be fine, literally tell yourself this out loud and you gonn to feel better

>>733390240grat first step OP , now u need to style that hair , don't get hair gel , mouse or hair spray , buy a shiny pomade, crew makes a good one , the. U need a comb and slightly wet hair , style as close to this picture as possible, obviously , ur not gonna match it but that doesn't matter just get close, and grow some stubble , you don't wanna completely shaven and buy a trimmer , line up ur subbled with a razor every day , no trim length every day , so I keep the 5 o'clock shadow look constantly, you can go from a 5/10 to a 7 for sure

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>>733396818

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>>733396665
I'm sure you're always complimenting bros!

I like to exclaim!

>using punctuation is gay.

How'd you do in grammar class friendo?

Does this trigger you?: -/:;()&".,?!'

Gay is ok. Don't misunderstand me. Definitely keep sucking all the cock you can. I bet you'll be an expert by sophomore year!

>>733390240
Id hire you now vs >>733390336

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>>733396754
From us bro, from us.

>>733390336
You definitely looked before you shouldn't take advice from strangers on the Internet

>>733395484
>life means nothing

Is there a reason why a wave of entry-level nihilism edgelords have begun pouring into /b/ in recent years?

>>733396754
You seem to think me having fun with words means im an edgy emo. No. If you look at all my posts, i give credence to the fact i am kinda depressed, but i try to laugh about it more than anything.

The want of self improvment is probably at the best, a want to have money to do stupid shit with, and at worst a cry for help.

Im supposed to be the super cerial edgy one here, then why the fuck are you taking everything SO seriously.

>>733396936
Also this, Its why i post here, i get the stern but caring hand of my /b/rotheren that always seems to make me feel good about life for a bit.

>>733390240
Do something with your hair dont leave that shit flat, spike it up or something

>>733397061
Ive been here for years.. lurking.. plotting
>Act like thats my reply to everything
>life means nothing

Its just how i see things. Who is your great great grandpa? Dont know? No surprise. maybe like 4 people alive right now know of him. After they die, all he will be is a headstone, and eventually nothing.
>Unless you make it big, you are literally dirt.

>>733390336
I'm glad you took your faggy lipring out but you need to grow back the facial hair and lose some weight.

>>733397325
Why are you scared of death and nothingness if you are already living it according to you?

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>>733390240
Smoke cigerets or drink something to burn your throat ,your voice from youtube sounds flamboyant as fuck

>>733390386
someones mad they won't ever post their pic on 4chan. Your face would probably become a meme

>>733397325
Congratulations. You've read the Wikipedia article on existentialism. The argument isn't that you've said nothing but pseudo-nihilistic babel. It's that you're asserting an ideal that's quite general of everybody here. Since it's so accepted, why even bother saying it? Nobody here finds it funny, and it's likely the consensus. You're better off reminding us that the sky is blue.

>>733390240
You look a lot better

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>>733397648

>>733390753
^this. a person's clothing is now important than looks many times.
I'd recommend going with plaid shirt and jeans.

>>733397842
Color isn't macro-molecular. Did I ever imply that?

>>733390240
Compared to Yesterday.. You look Way better.. the lipring removal did You good.

>>733397648
Someone asked about it. I touched on it in a post where im basking in it.
>Why does anyone say anything
>people have already thought those thoughts
>The world thrust into silence.

>>733397528
The lack of consciousness is the scary part. I dunno, change. Unknown. Its weird.

>>733397641
Does this count as me becoming at least an entry level meme?
>>733392268

>>733392350
retail is the worst choice you can make imo. I'd say it's best if you take a computer science course and become a freelance developer. a couple of my friends did that, and there pretty happy now.

>>733397947
yes. and if you can't see why your a idiot

>>733398009
>The lack of consciousness is the scary part.
How so? You are not being logical. How can something be scary if you are unconscious?

>>733398274
>your a idiot
Shit-tier trolling. 0/8

start lifting. all you have to do is lift dude. i promise you. it will change your life. COMPLETELYELY.

you are not crazy i was depressed for 2 years was living in a shit basement at my drunk dads house now i have 3 kids a sweat wife.

>>733398299
>im not being logical
Your not making connections that are obvious
>Im not walking it through you as i would a toddler

Ya see buddy, i have thoughts and feelings now, and i always have from what my brain tells me. Ever since i was brought into existence anyways.

One of these feelings is fear, and fear usually comes from things unknown and things out of our comfort zone.

As a person who has always had thoughts and feelings, its hard for me to imagine the lack of ability to do that, so in turn, it scares me.

However, when i die. There is a possibility i dont feel anything, But as a person who is alive, i dont know, so i feel scared towards that idea of not knowing.

>>733392020
Chek'd, nice telly. You're looking better man
gud werk nd gud luk wif ur lyf

>>733390386
>falling for the bait

>>733398562
>sweat wife
>sweat

gross

>>733398666
Bait.
Is it bait if i post here off and on and enjoy conversations with /b/?

>>733398699
kek

>>733398619
>idea of not knowing
But you obviously do know as you stated previously that after death nothingness awaits.