Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>733349353
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun
still here
https://youtu.be/nzXXxzlnFJw
>be me
>23 years old
>on my 7th gf
>hoes be on my dick
>smoke a little weed put back a couple shots
>the usual
>get good grades and scholariships
>maths genius
>terrence fucking tao level
The e-name's Chen, yeah I'm hot shit.
Everyone besides me is inferior af. That's a fact.
Claimed
>>733358234
relateble tbh
>>733358321
you want sum fucc ?
>>733358463
yes
>>733358485
good girl
>>733358643
thanks dad
>>733358562
Is just some pasta some guy on waifu wrote about me.
>>733358712
Oh. Is any of it true though?
>>733358779
Yes.
>>733358779
Maybe.
>>733358779
I dont know.
>>733358859
>>733358923
>>733358974
I think its best if I just ignore this.
>>733359012
Good job!
heyy guys i bet none of you remember me but i used to post here
how are you guys doing??
>>733359012
You're learning
>>733359117
Good shit, Rory.
You go, boy.
>>733359059
Do I get a prize?
>>733359088
Hi.
>>733359117
I mean im pretty bored right now.
>>733359242
You should sleep.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>733357347 (Rory)
It's usually the first couple of hours for me, then it's all about cleaning and sending out things.
>>733357806 (Hana)
Noire can be sneaky enough to make everything go smoothly uwu
>>733358001 (Saber)
Sounds fantastic~
>>733359242
I am bored every single moment, do you see me complaing? Nope.
Maybe you should go and ERP with Vigil and Noire.
>>733359399
What's my son doing?
>>733359433
Oh, one of THOSE. That sounds like such a cushy job.
>>733359480
No idea. Who's your son again?
>>733359399
Its too hard. Waiting to take the nyquil
>>733359480
No I dont but im kind of saying that im talking to entertain myself really. Ive never talked to either of them
>>733359670
But.. you said you are the son of Chen, Ten ten and I don't know who else.
Very cute of you.
>>733359681
Keep going!
https://youtu.be/0wgA9L5TN5M
>>733359851
I dont know what else to say though.
>>733359851
Sounds like something Id say. Though its more the shitposting, general salt and vitriol.
>>733359681
You really dont need to take that. Just need to get into good habits and stick to them.
>>733359954
I am sick im going to take it. I cant just lay down and fall asleep. Havent been able to do that in forever.
>>733359954
There you go!
My son saying very good stuff again!
I am very proud of you, I am ecstatic you are verbally expressing perspicacious stuff as always.
>>733360043
You should be more punctilious. There are many people out there that care about you, Tomo. You ken.. maybe you should stop imbibing alcholol and crying like a little pussy and do something significantt once in your life
>>733360260
I dont know about that and I also dont know what to do.
>>733360408
Sometimes life is uncomfortable. Sometimes we don’t have enough mazuma to do all of the things we optate to do. If you have something you authentically want to pursue, then you must be able to live with some amount of discomfort in order to do that. For example, I optate to mush sled canines and run the Iditarod. In order to do that, I had to give up my shipshape, orderly suburban home and move my family to a cabin in Alaska. We don’t have running dihydrogen monoxide or customary electricity and our cabin is much more diminutive than our old house, but we don’t mind the discomfort of those things because we live in a resplendent place and I get to pursue my dream.
>>733360521
>MY PERSONA
LOL MY PERSONA
>MY PERSONA
LOL MY PERSONA
hey naruto is over rated faggot.
>>733359670
Not really, Fridays and Saturdays are full, or especially near festivities, we receive a lot of orders and sometimes even buffet requests.
>>733360655
chen is my alter ego. i like to reply to myself. anyway how are you doing tonight?
>>733360728
Shut up, Mavis.
>>733360521
Mazuma? Iditarod? What do you do?
>>733360788
Pursuing my dream.
>>733360759
Alright everyone! Please take this nice little poll! Thanks everyone! http://www.strawpoll.me/13018275
>>733360880
I'd rather not
>>733360856
Which is if you dont mind me asking.
>>733360950
hello tomoko, please vote for me! how are you by the way?
Ningens like you people are why r/4chan is dying.
>>733360950
forgot pic
>>733360880
I voted for myself because I win everytime.
>>733360927
You probably already did, you spic.
>>733360950
To find Prinz and save him from his shitty parents. I remember how he was crying about his personal lif.. poor guy.
Can you imagine he was only 16 and his father used to hit him with a belt on the face, didn't give him any food and not buying him new clothes?
>>733361072
I voted both
>>733361045
cute
>>733361072
CHINESE CARTOONS
>>733361027
Im not voting for anything. Just playing audiosurf
>>733361072
Well good luck? That does sound pretty bad.
Damn this thread is slow
>>733361268
It is.
Poor Prinz.
I heard he cries every single night before he goes to sleep.
>>733361313
There's no gay people atm
>>733361359
How is that even possible? We're on /b/ after all
>>733361313
Its not that bad
>>733361357
Well hopefully you find them soon.
>Prinz
Since when Matoi's in danger..?
>
>>733361661
He's taking about things that happened now over a year ago.
Poor thing is still stuck in past.
>>733361661
hi there, can i get some sauce please? i'm kind of dumb and i dont know anything :\
>>733361739
>Happened now
>Over a year ago
Make up your mind dude.
Unless you meant it's going on "since" one year ago.
In any case Prinz/Matoi joined April 2016 and nothing like this was being said around.
>>733361773
I'm trying to understand too, but I'm sure I'll just end up asking him directly.
>>733362108
lol who is the girl? that what i was wanting to know. what anime
>>733362413
Post more lewds.
>>733361739
Why do you have to be so mad?
Is just a thread.
>>733362426
don't tell me what to do
>>733362497
Plz?
This poor guy used to ERP with everyone in here.
What a fucking cuck.
Can't believe Vigil was listening as you fell asleep like a fucking mongol.
You guys are weird af.
>>733362413
It's Prinz Eugen from Kancolle.
>>733362718
>Everyone
Lies.
>Cuck
Never been one.
>Feel asleep on voice chat
Sorry if I was Tired.
Also congratulations it took you one year to reveal the pasta boi!
I lost hope no one was going to find a replacement for Miho.
>>733363059
>I lost hope no one was going to find a replacement for Miho.
I literally leaked his car number and his adress.
>Sorry if I was Tired.
You always seem tierd, maybe that's because of all the cock you take up in your ass? Or just because you are a roleplaying faggot?
Who knows.
Or maybe because your grades are going down and your family is having a hard time raising a mongol like youself.
>pasta boi! xD
Ew.
Claiming best girl.
>>733363600
Hi saya
>>733363724
Why do you like renge?
>>733363756
Hai Tomoko
>>733363756
A lot of reasons, really, the most superficial of them being her loli status and her monotone. I don't know why, but I've always loved monotone voices like that. I love how sincere she is, how genuine about her interests. Her openness of mind, her desire to explore, and her subdued but unbridled enthusiasm for so much of the world around her. All of that appeals to me.
>>733363882
Im playing Furi. What about you?
>>733363901
So the chill but interested bits are what you like?
>>733363296
Edgier than reaper I see.
>Taking Cock
Never happened.
>RPing faggot
I RPd like 2-3 times in the past 8 months.
>Grades
I passed finals one year ago, are you shitposting from 2016?
Get off your time machine you dingus it's 2017, or did some nigger steal your time?
>>733364018
Tired. Just came home. Furi good? Heard it's a bit hard..
>>733364095
Im restarting my playthrough. I remember liking it but I had to stop because my controller broke. Just remembered I had it
>>733364177
Did it break because of the game?
Got it too. Haven't gotten around to playing it yet though.
>>733364220
No lol it was just old.
>>733364033
You don't have to be mad.
Is just a thread.
>>733364018
You could say so, yeah. Beyond that she's just generally adorable, and I'm a real sucker for cute things.
Any reason you like Tomoko beyond identifying with her?
>>733364706
Cute is good yeah. Of course. Besides her being adorable and all that she keeps trying to do things even if they go poorly. May be her own fault most of the time but she keeps doing things.
>>733364818
It's been a while since I read watamote, actually
I keep thinking about going back to it but it's just painful to read. She tries so hard and yet does not get so far.
>>733364344
I watched tihydp of it. It was painful.
>>733364929
In the latest stuff she actually has things that are closer to friends so she is getting better. Pic
>>733364938
Tihydp?
>>733365009
Not responsible for your sanity if you decide to watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VgEscTSLJk
>>733365009
Oh wow
That is a nice and refreshing change
>>733365195
It seems like he is doing ok?
>>733365269
The field trip was a good change for her. A little rough but good.
>>733365605
Louise. Back home?
Nap time.
>>733365496
Keep watching.
>>733365605
Hai Louise. Bai Louise.
>>733365496
That is nice. Alas, I'm off to shower and then work. I'll be on sometime later again, I'm sure.
>>733365712
Yep!
Sorry, my memory is pretty bad, I meant to message you..
>>733365735
hello, goodbye
>>733365735
>>733365807
Bye.
>>733365818
Its fine. Ive just been playing furi
>>733365880
How's that been going?
>>733366053
Had to restart. Forgot how to play. Louise where do I get a new ID? Mine expires a day before my birthday.
>>733366155
Where did you get your first one? They'll probably re-issue. Mine is my licence which expires on the day I turn 21.
>>733366155
is it a drivers license, or just an ID?
>also hi, didnt get much sleep
>>733366269
Thats the thing. I used to get one from the military base but I cant get one anymore because that was before I turned 18 and I could still get it under my father.
>>733366270
ID. Welcome back sorry you didnt sleep much. I just took some nyquil so Ill be out in an hour.
>>733366385
could you ask him about it?
Up and early to make some fucking pancakes.
>>733366528
No. I used to get it without him being there because I was dependent on him for child support. I dont get that anymore or to begin with so im not dependent on him.
>>733366614
If you scan the qr code does something actually pop up?
>>733366720
Just go for getting one from the DMV.
blargh
>>733366720
idk i dont know how
>>733366385
ive got no idea what to do for military IDs, should ask your parents what to do
>>733366820
boop
>>733366820
Hi
>>733366813
Do you know how much it costs?
>>733366842
You download a qr reader on smartphone
>>733366848
Well I cant get the military one anymore so thats why im asking.
>>733366922
I think it's pretty cheap, probably like 25$
>>733366991
Alright thanks for the adult stuff.
>>733366922
can you try?
>>733367111
im not very good at things like that
>>733366848
Hai Shinoboop
>>733366910
Hello Louise
>>733366922
i got my license renewed a few months ago and it cost $20, also i meant ask your parents where to get a new ID, they probably know more than we do
>>733367186
how are you today
>>733367186
Sleep well?
>>733367120
I did just now and couldnt get it to read so im going to guess not.
>>733367182
Louise how do I marry and raise a family?
>>733367255
Oh. Well Louise said dmv so thats probably a good start.
>>733367318
Don't look at me. I'm dysfunctional and infertile
>>733367373
Where will I get my adulting help though?
>>733367255
Not been awake for more than 20 minutes, no caffeine yet, till now, pretty miserable.
Just made coffee so that might help.
>>733367279
Slept 5 hours, woke up a lot of times, so not really.
Coffee might fix!?
All this talk about ID reminds me, the picture on my ID is probably 12 years old now . . .
>>733367318
go outside, find a girl that isnt crazy
>good luck with that part
fuck her right in the pussy, get her preggo so she doesnt wanna leave you, spend the rest of your life in misery because families suck, be disappointed in your child, regret everything, die of alcohol poisoning
>>733367502
i got about 3 hours of sleep and i dont like coffee, kill me now
>>733367318
sad
>>733367488
My strategy is "Try really hard every second of every day"
>>733367502
Here's hoping!
>>733367624
I don't know any people though. I don't want to be an alone old man though. >>733367680
Yeah would have been so good if they linked to the artist or something. >>733367681
How does that help me adult though?
>>733367667
>>733367773
adulting is easy, just find a job and pay your bills, then keep doing that for about 40 years
>>733367667
>>733367972
You make it sound easy.
>>733368083
it is easy, it just sucks ass and is boring as fuck
>>733368138
I guess if you get snugs it would be ok.
>>733368187
unfortunately finding someone to get snugs from is the hard part
>>733368284
I know that. I'm starting to feel drowsy
im gonna...go for now
>>733367773
uh im not sure
>>733368412
sleep then, see you in a few hours
>>733368415
bye louise
I'm off, back tonight
>>733367624
>dont like coffee
Now I really enjoy the taste of good coffee, it was pretty meh when I started drinking it years ago.
>>733367681
Probably will. Going to play warhammer at a store with 4 friends, think it's gonna be fun, so staying awake is a bit easier.
>>733368415
Baia
Claimed
>>733368774
bye tigger, guess i'll go play something since everybody's leaving
Those were some good cakes
>>733368246
Nice feet.
>>733369128
Nice everything.
>>733369128
Pasta bote is cuuute.
I've got alzheimers ama
>>733369351
>>733369552
Who are you?
>>733369947
Even back then you were a dingus
>>733370051
Rude tbh
>>733370312
I thought I saw a mugi poster in november/december unless that was someone else? idk
>>733370378
What were the filenames
>>733370571
I'll check later, it was last time I was scrolling through the archive
I miss the old konata :o
>>733370734
excuse me
>>733370734
I remember seeing a konata on occasion back when I first started, I think
>>733370972
I talked to him once about us both claiming konata, but I don't remember the exact interaction so i can't find it :x
>>733370925
ok
>>733371114
I remember the guy that originally got really pissed at me for posting Mugi, the dude that switched to Azusa
I wonder who has the cum thing that he posted
>>733369552
Who r u
:o
>>733371114
can i ask you a question...?
>>733371266
:o
>>733371247
I was not aware of this cum thing, what is it?
>>733371424
are you a homosexual or transgender?
>>733371377
He did the math on how many gallons he's came to Mugi
>>733369552
Who this
>>733371490
Have you beaten him?
>>733371443
Who is asking?
>>733371555
No
>>733369552
Is this a african american?
>>733371555
me, i'm asking
Claimed
>>733371600
What about for yuiko?
>>733371609
Why do you want to know?
>>733369552
who's this alzheimerian
>>733369974
Nobody
>>733371264
A faggot
>>733371503
I forget
>>733371604
Thankfully not
>>733371708
just curious i guess, why are you asking so many questions?
>>733371708
>>733369552
do you wish that was u
>>733371728
I probably know this Yui.
>>733371764
just curious i guess, why are you asking so many questions?
>>733371768
I've came like 2 gallons on konata I'd say
>>733369552
do you have crippling alzheimers
>>733371793
Yui?
Maybe, but it isn't going to happen.
>>733371805
You probably do
I won't be able to talk for a while.
>>733371823
wew
>>733369552
do you actually have alzeheimers
mkjm