Hey /b/, ask a paid mercenary anything. I own an l115a3 sniper

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How many proxies are you using?

Where can I join, former Marine here

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>>733357595
80,000 bucks and you couldn't afford a camera that could take a picture with a higher resolution than 259x154?

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>>733357595
I'm sure its just a coincidence that your riffle that you kill people with is also popular from video games right?

>>733357595
ITT: Things OP tries to convince us is real

>>733357696

That's Tor-rific

>>733357595
Did you know other people can use Google image search too?

Dumbass.

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>>733357760
Able to solve the captcha and couldn't reverse image search before responding?

You advertise on dark weeb?

80k doesnt sound like too much, thats like what? 8 ppl at 10k each? 16 at 5k? you must not be very popular

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>>733357595
>Using the same rifle for jobs

Orange popsicle or purple?

>>733357595
Were these killings legal?
Do your contracts come from governments or from the private sector?

>>733357884
More like an anchor post for others to see and realize "yeah this is bullshit."

>>733357701
>former marine

You mean bitch boy cuck?

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$80,000 probably seems like a lot of money to a 14 year old.

>>733358010

>Were these killings legal?

I dont think OP is a cop... so no.

>>733357595
>paid mercenary
>made 80000$
>killed 6-8 people
>a hit man is not the same as mercenary
>tldr mercenaries aren't paid to kill specific people

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>>733357595
War vet?
Did you once do security?
Have you killed anyone important?
Are you a mercinary or an assassin? Mercinaries usually work in groups.
Do you value human lives?
How do people contact you for a target?
Do you find it enjoyable? I'd imagine so.

Dammit OP Get the fuck off Call Of Duty.

>>733357595
why are you lying about being a paid merc?

Tip for future threads, OP -- no former military member would ever use the term "sniper rifle." Only kids that play video games use that term.

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>>733358175
/thread

shame you're still such a loser

>>733357696
Nice meme pic with the try hard tabs we're supposed to point out

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>>733357595
>10k per hit

That's not a lot of money

Just gonna leave this for all the fresh
fish.

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

What's the color of the boathouse in Hereford ?

>>733358497
hahahaha

OPs too young to get it. Faggot

>>733358137
>I dont think OP is a cop... so no.
Mercenary work can be legitimate
i.e. the French Foreign Legion, Blackwater, Gurkhas are all considered 'Mercenaries'.
Mercenaries are hired by legitimate companies for security jobs in war-zones.

>>733358633
>i.e. the French Foreign Legion, Blackwater, Gurkhas are all considered 'Mercenaries'.

FFL and Gurkhas are part of the French and British armies, respectively. Not mercs

PMCs legally aren't considered "mercenaries" (which are illegal according to international law) but yeah they basically are

>>733357896
80,000/6 you fucking retard it's $13,333 and every project wouldn't cost the same

>>733357760
If he were doing it properly the connection would be slow af so a small pic is necessary.

>>733358905
This is fake as hell, just speaking hypothetically

I own a book where the premise is: 4 families were given a letter which basically says "Do whatever the fuck you want, as long as it serves (France, England or Spain, whichever)", and they used these letters to do whatever. Their great grandparents had gotten these to intercept ships from a warring country and do piratey things. They were "privateers".

OP here.

>>733357696
None lol

>>733357701
Hey baby just get out there

>>733357760
>>733357872
>>733358094
Pic related is just one I found online. What do you fags think I leave it under my pillowcase? I have a storage for it, plus there's not a chance in hell you're finding the serial number.

>>733357760
>>733357896
>>733358094
>>733358175
>>733358317
$80,000 was for 6. One was $10k (my first), 3 were $15k, 2 of them were $20 (some people will give a little extra because their fee-fees, "make sure they get a proper burial! Fuck that.)

>>733357845
>>733358199
I got into the business recently. Three months ago. When choosing the rifle I wanted, yes, I chose it because of it's popularity.

>>733358191
Nope. Yes. Not really, no. I call myself a mercenary because assassin sounds too edgy. Most. They see me in public, hear about it. Not really but hey, they're going to die anyways.

>>733358996
what book is that?

>>733358094
I making it in one year and I'm di not killing people for that

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Why don't you post a pic of YOUR rifle, and not a pic you found online?

>>733359360
Lemme find it. It *may* be called "The Jefferson Key".

I also play call of duty

>>733359360
>>733359640
Yup, it is.

I enjoyed it, I've read it a few times

OP here.

>>733359599
I already answered that. It's not with me at the moment, and the only pictures I have with it can be traced by it's serial number. Not likely, but I can't be enough cautious.

>>733357595
Sure thing faggot.

Hit men using snipers is some shit you see in the movies. If you watch any actual assassination videos it's always some guy with a glock or something. A pistol makes so much more sense.

>>733359787
Holy shit you're gay as fuck

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>>733357696
>how to unrape sister

Gets me every time

>>733358497

How the fuck should I know?

>>733359830
I'm surprised the jews in Hollywood haven't tried to bring exactly this point in against gun control, it would be a pretty good one.

>>733358551

You could probably ambush the OP with a cup of coffee.

>>733359830
Have you ever been to former Yugoslavia? A glock won't do shit, you would need something higher powered. Plus everything is laid out loooong

>>733358905
Would the image also be easily found via reverse image search on google? I kinda doubt it.

>>733358317
One of my buddies from back in the day who sold tons of weed and everything else under the sun, had 2 nigger brothers that were ready to go whenever who would kill someone for 70$ anon. Seventy dollars. People kill other people for food in some parts of the world. It's all relative.

>>733357595
why do you call the AWM by its british ministry of defence designation?

>>733358996
Why did you post this?

>>733360047
>bullet don't kill people in former Yugoslavia
>everything is long
Just stop

>>733357595
how did you get the rifle into europe?

>>733360078
see >>733358905

>>733360047
Lolwut

>>733360078
fuck wrong post look at this one >>733358958

>>733360158
More people know it as the l115a3 dum dum, appealing to masses lol

>>733360165
Too bait you jizzbuckets

>>733360165
I was late to the thread; somewhere up there someone posted about whether or not he was a "legal" contract killer for a government. It reminded me of that book

>>733357595
$80000 is really nothing for a hitman job. I mean you can just a get an office job for $80k a year. Unless you started just this year and got $80k so far then I'd say it's viable

>>733360224
that's extremely clever, well done

>>733360231
You described a book you read to bait people? I don't get it.

Congrats, you're basically a security guard who (sometimes) gets to shoot at people and also gets shot at. I'm an actual security guard, and though I make half of what you do, I get to sit on my ass all day, fuck around on the internet, get paid vacation and healthcare, paid job training and gym use and a company vehicle to drive around in, plus I don't have to worry about having my throat slit while I'm taking a nap on the job or some former client or target trying to murder me or my family. Enjoy your extra 40k a year I guess, I'm sure it's totally worth it.

>>733357595
> Using a sniper to do hits
I'm surprised anyone paid you anon

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>>733357595

>>733360271
Ah okay. And it's called The Jefferson Key?

>>733360289
That guy wasn't me; now he's trolling even harder.

>>733360359
He's a shitty troll. I bet he's an embarrassment to his family and family.

>>733358222
Where did he say exmil
Also he was probqbly dumbing his words for the /b/tards

>>733360328
Yep. Google it; it's a unique name. Worth a read if you like adventure and historical fiction

>>733360317
Enjoy being fat

Sweet fucking Christ. OP is a nigger.

>>733358317
In Eastern Europe money is worth a lot more than the USA

OP here. Last response for the night.

>>733360317
80k in 3 months*
Yeah, I understand that, it's all cool. I enjoy the thrill though. Being in security was boring af to me. After maybe 2 years of this I'll move back to the States, and settle down. I'm hoping to have half a million by then.

>>733360422
Alright i might just do that. I don't think I've read a book since Catcher in the Rye for English class senior year. However I'll give it a look. Wait no actually I read Angels and Demons and The DaVinci Code and whatever the third one is a few years back. Tl;dr I don't read often

>>733360500
Congrats on the dumbest thread in 4chan history.

>>733360484
Yeah but eastern Europe and "quality" sounds far fetched

>>733360500
>international hit man
>boring af
So do all assassins talk like high schoolers

Only idiots contract kill with guns they own. Every gun I ever used is anything but a gun immediately after use, and they were stolen in another state. natural fiber rope is the best to use, get done strangling the mark and burn it or soak it in bleach.

>>733360551
You should, they make you smarter. Or reading slows your mental decay. Whichever.

>>733360713
>tfw to intelligent to get ne smarter

Real pmcs don't hang on to their guns

>>733360615
You've clearly never met some of the mental giants that PM companies like Blackwater (now Academi) hires. They don't pay these guys for their brains, they pay them because they're dumb enough to go out and get shot at in high-risk situations and they don't give a shit about anything but money and thrills. that kind of lifestyle doesn't tend to attract society's best and brightest. It's usually angry rednecks or psychos with something to prove.

>>lives in Eastern Europe
>>guns in storage

You can't fool all of us

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>>733358497

>>733358222
What do they say?

>>733357595
Isn't that a Remington 700 with the tactical stock?

>>733360904
Are they dumb af

>>733358497
Underrated post

OP here, I lied.

>>733360615
I mean, I'm only 23...

>>733360588
Thanks.

>>733360904
Hey hey hey, I'm a one man show. And doin this will get me 500k by the time I'm 25, I'll go back to the States, go back to work in security, have a house, be well off, settle down maybe. Only down side is having to drink zzzquil shit to be able to sleep. Dumb? Sure, but I sure as hell ain't wastin any of my time gettin money. It's the quickest way a dumbass like me can get paid, I'll take it.

>>733360317
your life sucks

what makes you not an assasin

>>733359969
I suggest that you forget us, because we will not forget you

>>733357595
How do I finish battle toads ?

>>733357595
How many dicks you suck in your homo faggot life?

>>733361364

>>733357595
Are you a friend of Boromir?

>>733357595

>be 15 y/o
>call of dildo is favorite game
>really really good at it xD
>uncle touchy lets me watch john wick
>favorite film
>dick gets so hard thinking about how badass my fedora and trenchcoat looks while killing people
>come to chan to RP as mercenary
>almost start believeing own shit

Fuck off faggot.

How hard is it to kill someone with a sniper rifle and get away with it? Both in terms of training for it, and the execution.

>>733359787
You're an "assassin" and your rifle still has its serial numbers on it?

>>733361364
I must admit even though Iike killing, i loooove the cock! I will suck dick all day for free!!

>>733361328
you still haven't finished battle toads?

>>733357595
How many times have u fucked up cos of windage?

>>733361251
Nope. I get paid and I ain't gotta worry about shit.

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>>733357595
I also happen to be a paid mercenary AMA

>>733357595
kys faggot

>>733361482
you get paid for a shitty gayfuck life

>>733361563
Op here, I do enjoy sucking dirty drown cock that's been in my ashsole

>>733361431

/thread

>>733361523
lol

>>733361523
How many asses have you smelled today?

>>733361563
Well, I admit I probably don't get to suck anywhere near as many cocks on the job as you do... maybe some day.

>>733358312
>being this stupid

do you point that out to prove to other anons that you're capable of a logical thought process?

>>733361719
it's an old, dead fucking joke dude. Stop it.
Lurk moar.

>>733361684
I don't know what you're implying bro, I've been in wars bro

>>733359269
>>733359787
>plus there's not a chance in hell you're finding the serial number
>the only pictures I have with it can be traced by it's serial number
You have never seen a gun in real life.

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>>733361760
pointing out that the tabs are the joke within the joke, is an older joke?

haha ok anon

>>733361706
okay, goodbye

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is this an fbi tip thread?

>>733362169
I like your style

>>733361523
Nice feet

>>733362169
>americans even have to tip to use the internet
Pathetic.

>>733362169
Nice meme pic with the try hard tabs we're supposed to point out faggot

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I'm with the FBI where are you?

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>>733362339

>>733357595

What's it like to pretend to be a merc?

>>733357595
how do i become a paid merc without joining the army???

80K from killing 6 people?? Seems like shitty pay imo

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>>733361441
/thread

>>733361431
>>733361441


/thread

Goodnight guys

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Like my gun, OP?

>>733357595
Where do I sign up for something like this?
Legally that is

Canadian

>>733357696
lol

>>733357595
what distance do you zero your l115a3?
what kind of scope and bullets you use?

question for gun experts. and a 22 caliber be effective for snyping too? its subsonic and no recoil

>>733357595


Bollocks. No proof. Why not try kill yourself? You have the equipment, apparently

>>733363931
the 22lr is not a really powerful cartridge and if you get a subsonic one its even less effective, but you can kill an animal at 100-200m with ease

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>>733357595

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>733364032
what about human target? 3 or 4 tap fire

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>>733364091
You are a psychopath with no empathy in his psyche. Your genes are all wrong.
Now I'm sure you have never talked to a woman while looking into her eyes, or had intimacy without paying for it. You can't communicate with people, you don't "get it". Socially you are worse than a piece of wood. You have no idea about social dynamics, situational awareness and nonverbal communication.
I'm sure your life has passed in chat rooms , video games, forums and other online platforms. You don't know how to communicate with other people or minding their feelings and you never will learn.
You will die alone, at your home, with a video game login screen open, half eaten hot pockets and fast food wrappers littering the floor. Nobody IRL will worry about you for a few days, nobody will care. Someone at work will think of calling you and asking what's up before you get fired ; but he will change his mind after remembering you jokes about his girlfriend having a stillborn baby literally two days after the incident.
You will start rotting long before the neighbours fall the cops.
That's is one possibility, the other is YOU STOP BEING A TWAT and be considerate of other people and apologise to OP and stop acting like life is some game and everybody else are players whose mothers you daily insult.

>>733364123
i am not an expert on 22lr and I guess when saying „sniping” you mean shooting someone from range + subsonic ammo, most likely that bullet wont break the human skull, 22lr wont do real damage to a human body unless you shoot an artery, aorta or some vital organs

>>733357595
80 000$, can't afford a decent camera
K

>>733364320
i was watching this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUM1r_444CY

>>733357595
A professionnal would never kill someone he hates personnally himself, it's just NOT professionnal.

>>733359830
Actually its always a team and some puncture wounds too small to make any sense.

>>733364453
they were shooting high velocity 22LR from 100yards, you were talking about subsonic, which are low velocity bullets. 22LR is a fantastic round, but i wouldnt trust it at shooting somenone from high range, normal 22lr has the velocity 1400-1500fps (the one they were shooting should be aroung 1500-1600fps)shot from a long rifle, the subsonic round should be under 1000fps in order to be subsonic therefore less accurate and less penetration

>>733357595
fake and gay gunfag, inb4 navy seals copy pasta

>>733364707
good point thanks

>>733361225
Zquil? Really? Dumb motherfucker they prescribe shit for that. Oh and let me guess 3 months in ur already ptsd thinkin bout retiring? Fuck outta here with this bullshit. There is no market in the shit hole that is eastern europe.