Post your darkest secret, you're anonymous, after all.

You could dunk your whole arm in a bowl full of high viral load HIV blood and you couldn't catch it. Unless you had a fresh open wound. Even then the odds would be in your favour.

Get a fucking grip.

>>733355425
how about you take a fucking first you faggot

A black girl raped me once once that probably had aids or something. Anyway I go to my doctor and the stupid fuck spills the sample of blood he collected from my benis. Must have been hard to juggle all that blood and semen in his mouth without spilling though.

i have the herp

>>733355425
First thang on my list go figgur
It's a brand new John Cena acteeon figgur

I'm a newfag.

>>733357616
Me too

>>733357634
Next theng on mu list wut wut it's a really cute girl with a really cute butt

I sometimes steal the little sachets of sauce from fast food outlets

>>733355425
Had sex with old tranny probably 40+ about 4 years ago.

>>733357668
A blessing

>>733355425
talk to someone about it. i guarantee you there is a hundredfold chance you have a psychosomatic belief that you have contracted HIV, and no actual HIV itself.

you would be stunned at how powerful psychosomatic effects can be.

>>733357616
>>733357721
>someone I've been talking to really likes me too. Taking it slow, will disclose when necessary

>>733357816
Next most darkest secret is that I'm not really a newfag.

I show all the signs of becoming a serial killer, never noticed it until I took psychology and really looked back on my childhood. It all makes sense know, I finally found a purpose for my life. I've made plans to how I'm going to do it, I'm not ready yet, won't be for a few years now. I'm still studying anatomy and physiology and playing with mice. See you all later, I'm gonna be famous.

i'm a zoophile and strongly desire to have sex with female animals: large dog breeds, horses, deer, sheep. i think most mammalian animal pussies look better than human ones.

>>733357721
age/gender?
im 21/f
just curious

Im a piece of shit that often fantasizes about fucking my wife's younger sisters and mother.

>>733358002

Live stream it faggot

>>733355425
I blacked out at a party in high school and fucked a guy. It's been more than 10 years since it happened, but I still feel weird about it.

>>733357744
Mike said Froggy Fresh hol up
Ma said your not allowed to touch a girls butt til your grown up that's right I forgot about that rule
Not allowed to touch butts until you graduate from school

>>733357084
This so much. Where are you a medical student at? Ghetto Uni?

>>733358128
One day, but not today. Sorry friend you will have to be patient.

>>733355425
Read about nocebo you delusional faggot

>>733358053
how'd you get it?

>>733357871
Pretty much why he should just off himself.

>careless with samples, especially diseased samples
>deludes self into psychosomatic symptoms
>deals with it like a child and drinks instead of following a logical pattern.

Is that really the type of retard you want servicing a medical profession where other peoples lives and health are at risk?

i seduce people online and when we set up a meeting i block them. it gives me a rush. i've had people take flights and long train rides only to never see me online again. every time it feels like i conquered another person. sometimes it's too easy. after skyping guys do fucking anything.

>>733358260
from a chad who took advantage of me, was only the third guy I had sex with too which is the part that rattles me the most

>>733358334

So you watched catfish too many times and were bullied in school?

>>733357616

Same. Mine has advanced to full-blown derp.

>>733355425
>Post your darkest secret, you're anonymous, after all.
>
>I'm a medical student and I had an accident with a blood sample from an HIV+ patient, I spilled some of it on my hand. The chances of getting infected are minimal, but I'm starting to show symptoms of acute HIV infection.
>
>Now I get drunk alone at night and I'm desperate and considering (more like planning) suicide.
>
>What about you /b/?
Sayonara

>>733358002
Pasta

When I blow a load, I try a taste sample of it. Few times, that taste sample was the full load.

Flavor varies. Interesting to try if you're bored beyond belief.

>>733358053
I do too. Realistically, the stigma about it is worse than the actual disease. At worst, it's an annoying skin condition, that just happens to be spread by sexual contact. If you just recently got it, don't feel bad, there's nothing you can do about it, but just be courteous to whoever you date and inform them before you do anything. It's not that big of a deal, but some people absolutely want nothing to do with it, I would say 9/10 people don't give a shit about it, considering 2 of them probably have it as well. Still, it's their choice, and you don't want to be the asshole who gives it to them without telling them.

my FWB wants to knock me up and i might let him

>>733355425
I paid a homeless crazy guy to punch a pregnant ex in the stomach. She miscarried shortly thereafter.

When I was in my freshman year of high school I anally raped my youngest sister. Let me back up and explain. She was asleep and no one else was home except her and I and her ass was looking sooooo nice and already hanging out a little. I walked up and slid her shorts down as slowly as I could to be sure to not wake her up. I didn't even have the intention it was gonna go that far when I first saw her. Anyways, I softly grabbed her round ass and played with it a little. Testing how much she seemed to notice while she was asleep which seemed to be none at all. As I did this my cock got extremely hard and I got the idea of putting it in her ass. I took out my dick and first started VERY gently rubbing it against her ass, then I spread her cheeks and put my dick between them and tried to get it in there as gently as I could but it was too tight but it wouldn't go, so I got the idea of grabbing some hair conditoner and using that as lube. It worked well enough and I got my head in. I wasn't in very long before I pulled out, cleaned up as best I could and left. I've always been curious if she woke up during that though i'm sure she did and i'm almost completely certain it's where my huge incest fetish came from. (P.S. Hornbunny.com is a pretty decent incest porn site)

>>733358783
You cant get pregnant by pretending to be a girl anon

>>733358691
yeah i know, i've had a few months to come to terms with it and none of the other chads i've had sex with after cared. I only didn't tell one of them and had unprotected sex like an idiot but according to health canada theres only a 3-4% chance he got it from me so that's what I'm telling myself. still haven't figured out how to tell him without getting in trouble, I really like him

>>733358129
How do you know if you blacked out?

>>733358411
Holy fuck

>>733358059
>Im a piece of shit who has a penis

okay anon

>>733359003
Friends of mine told me after the fact. Also, that guy constantly hung around me and talked about it.

>>733355425
I'm pretty sure 4chan turned me into a cuck.

A few weeks ago me and my girlfriend went to a party. I left home early since I wasn't feeling well and passed out on my bed. My girlfriend was still there at the party alone though. Woke up the next day to see texts from her phone with pictures of herself giving head to a stranger from the party. I acted mad when she came home but secretly I was turned on by it. I still jerk off to them now. Fuck my life.

>>733359450
>a cuck
grow a pair, ditch the bitch and move on, else kill yourself for being such a pathetic excuse for a man

>>733359450
Kys.

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>>733358906

>>733358399
no, i've done this since i was a kid

>>733359547
>>733359588
Welcome to 4chan newfags. Looks like summer came early.

>>733359666
>4chan newfags
spoken like an ultimate newfag, dont pretend like you belong here kiddo.
>nice trips though satan

"I love straddling you like a horsey babysitter anon"

The dry humping was intense, she came, literally had a fucking orgasm many times throughout that year solely by "horse rides"

My dick was in heaven that year.
She grew up now, gives me those weird looks and smirks but I stay away from her because most likely she crazy

You don't know self control till you've been in a similar situation. At times I wanted to pin her down and cervix punch her to impregnation, but I calmed my self out of it.
It was a rush

>>733359793
Yup... pretty much a newfag thing to call someone else a newfag after they just called you one. Also using kiddo gave it away.

Can't stop you from leaving so enjoy your stay faggot.

>>733357616
You and 80% of the world

You want to know my dirtiest secret?
I've put my dick in a mouth that shouldn't have a dick inside it, and she took it like a pro.

Protip; date single moms

>>733355425
Wait, you're a medical student. Aren't you aware that this isn't the 90s anymore?
>>733358272
Wow. You're right, anon. Shit.

I am aware that I am emotionally abusing someone, yet I can't help my self or stop.

She almost killed her self a few months back.

>>733355425
When i was about 12 years old i groped a girl, my neighbor that was around 10 several times.

Stoped suddenly when one time i pulled her pants down and streched her asshole with my thumbs. Still feels weird to think about to this day.

>>733355425
Hey OP, I have a question

I'm an ex IV drug user. Mostly clean. I slipped back in November. I always used clean needles, cotton, cookers, etc. I'm not a low bottom junkie, I'm now employed making $100k, so I very much don't want to destroy my life. There was one time needles were an hours drive away, a friend offered me what he told me was a clean needle, I inspected it very carefully and thoroughly, and am 90% sure looking back it was clean. 3 months later, I got a bug that seemed to be going around my office, and I was sick with a fever of 101+ for 7 straight days. Is there any chance I caught it? I'm honestly too scared to take a test.

>"You're anonymous"

sorry but that doesn't exist anymore, everything gets fucking saved, only way to be anonymous is saying it to some random person in a different country with a different lanugage

>>733360532
Not OP but...

Take the test, there are medicine that help to prolong your life that you'll die of old age nowadays, we're not in the 80-90's anymore.

And if you don't know you'll worry until the day you die.

>>733355425
You would be required to have a test after an incident like that in any medical facility.

>>733358797

Nice

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>>733355425
I watch anime on a daily basis.

>>733357616
So does everyone.

there's walkers in the barn and lori's pregnant

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>>733360797
> lori's pregnant

Wut?

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>>733360910
mfw

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>>733360910

>>733355425
What a colossal lying faggot.

Sincerely, a medfag.

Lost count of how many natural miscarriages I have had last 4 years. All of them "accidents".
He is very supportive, I can see true relief behind his grieving face. We're both still hidding to each other how little prepared we are. I don't want him to know how it makes me feel like a murderer and I kinda enjoy that power. He won't tell me what he really want me to do when period doesn't arrive.
Have thought about suicide several times. I don't feel like I should have this much control over my own body. I shouldn't be glad by feeling like a sneaky murderer. I really should not be doing this.
I haven't yet found true willing to die nor true willing for keeping it all up. I'm aware i'm a bitch. Could change that. Too much a bitch for trying, maybe.

>>733359981
Single moms should have dicks in everywhere.
Oh wait.. You don't mean the mom..

>>733360284
Hot.

Id love to hand deliver pics i stole from my sisters phones to a dom guy and be humiliated by him in person

>>733361249
She sucked me dry like a horny slut in heat
And I have no idea how she knew how to do it
It was ahfuckingmazing

>>733361222
Right, are you saying you can actually directly control your miscarriages?

Can you abort at will?

>>733361379
Oh no no. It is not like you think it and it magically happens. I have tea. So subtle and soft it "convinces" the body to start period, so whatever is inside comes out "naturally".

>>733355425
You're a medical student who thinks they have HIV but you haven't gotten tested? Ooookay.
Also, why weren't you wearing gloves while handling HIV tainted blood? This whole thing sounds fishy to me.

>>733359884
been in that situation

>>733361479
What is this tea called?
Teach me, fucking teach me please

I've been on a decision making situation that forced me to pick one life over another.

I got cooties from this 11 year old girl I hooked up with, turns out she was the biggest loser in class

>>733361479
dong quai will take care of one.
watch out the next month though it cleans and conditions.

>>733359666
chekd

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>be me, 15
>in school
>hear shouting/arguing
>witnessed the cleaner/janitor arguing with a girl
>whipped out my D500 to start filming what I could
>he pushed her so hard she fell backwards hit her had and fell down
>he saw I was recording, grabbed my phone and ran off with it
>it was our word against his and nothing seemed to come of it
>the guy started saying shit to me when nobody else was in ear shot
>said things like he's going to come to my house, etc.
>I decide I'm going to make his work life a little bit "shit"
>I start taking dumps in and around the school when I could avoid being caught
>operation Skidmark was commenced as often as possible
>was in the library one day
>heard janitor talking to librarian
>"the phantom shitter strikes again"
>kept doing this
>it was actually exciting and challenging, I was becoming addicted to my own custom-made sport
>decide to make my own little calling cards and signed them "courtesy of the phantom shitter"
>carried on doing this and leaving cards for about six months straight, never got caught and avoided the limited CCTV with ease
>janitor eventually quit his job, I remember watching him drive off in his piece of shit Ford Fiesta it stuck out like sore thumb
>several weeks pass and I see the sore thumb car parked at a local supermarket
>sneak in supermarket and see janitor in pet food aisle, took a while to spot him not in his usual get up
>go to bathroom
>pooped and grabbed some with some layers of toilet paper
>wrapped that in even more toilet paper
>wrapped that in hand towels
>held it in my hoodie pocket and walked out
>had another look for janitor, he seemed to be going down each aisle, ihavetime.bmp
>didn't see cameras on the way in, tried to nonchalantly check for cameras again
>went to his car and smeared it quickly on driver-side door and a bit on the window
>didn't have calling cards anymore so I just scrawled "phantom" as best I could with a stone on the rear car door
>the phantom shitter strikes again

So... I'm 94yo and when i was younger, some mans give me a deal. Kill one guy and cool house is my. I agreed, but then they said that I should kill Kennedy. Sorry guys. But house now is my and i'm still living in it. I have 2 beautiful kids 45 and 59 yo. My wife died today so I can't keep this in secret anymore. Sorry for this again

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won type hrreeeb eptttt i poopededs on toylet seet reeeebhbbbb

>>733355425
I fucking hate the shit out of everyone and I want to be left alone. Why cant I tell them?

>>733362317
Because you're an autistic basement dwelling pussy hole.

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i don't like jazz, i prefer classical

>>733362218
Is the joke that this is unbelievable or incomprehensible? Not sure which.

>>733361832
no big deal, no magic hocus pocus. Just parsely tea. You can even add sugar to it. Just boil a handfull of fresh parsely (not dry, nor grounded. I mean it) and pour it in a cup with leaves and everything. I ocassionally munch leaves too, a little bitter but nothing to cry about. Drinking just ONE mug EVERY NIGHT until having cramps. I drink it on a double size mug tho.
Trick is doing so before fourth month. Afterwards it gets pretty difficult. Do not recommend it.

Reading out, vitamin C is the cause of cramps that starts period. I tried drinking pure vitamin C (effervescent tablets, daily pills) and none of them seems to work.
4 years trusting on parsely tea and never failed me.
Warning! apparently abuse of vitamin C in your system can cause liver malfunction so do not rush it. Drink one or two mugs/cups a day. If not feeling secure, chew them boiled leaves too. Just don't try tea and tablets and pills and every vitamin c stuff you find. Otherwise you'll fuck yourself out twice.

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Been cheating on my wife with a 20 year old college student. I feel awful about it but I've developed strong mutual feelings for the college girl and the sex is incredible :/

>>733362055
Do not trust this anon. I already answered. Dong quai is quite strong. I have no idea how much of it the body can handle. If you wanna try tho, please be safe and drink carefully

>>733355425
I haven't had sex with my gf in over six months but I stay in the relationship because she's a great roommate and sharing rent is helping me to save a lot of cash and pay off the thousands of dollars that I owe from getting divorced two years ago. Starting to feel the burn of being lonely and can't stop thinking about other women. I'm trying to see it as making money by being celibate.

tldr, gfs can and will fail you, I wish in many ways I was still single and just fucking around on tinder again.

>>733362562
I'm honestly and genuinely curious; how do you figure that will turn out in the end? Where did you meet the college girl?

>>733362421
You have class.

>>733357796
Greentext

>>733361222
Bitch learn about birth control, jesus fuck

>>733358800
Kys

>>733355425
You're obviously not a fucking med student if a little HIV blood scares you. I bet you're a pre-med fuck head who thinks they're fooling the rest of these cucks

I wan to fugg everything.
boi, gril, mom, papa, doggo, horsey, kiddo.
if you have hole, i wan put muh dik in it

I'm a pretty decent looking guy, very social, and with a good paying job. But I have sexual performance anxiety. The hotter the girl, the less likely it is I'll be able to get hard. This has caused tons of embarrassing moments with 9s and 10s over the years. Viagra was a temporary solution at times, but not a good one.

My wife is a 6/10 at best, maybe less. But I've never had a problem getting it up with her. She's a good person and we have a great marriage, but she has no idea that her looks were a huge factor in my deciding to marry her.

>>733355425
mine would probably be the dog experiments from when I was in middle school. I will not be more specific

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I cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm creamcorned logs of shit

I eat cum and snots

>>733361222
Are they alive when they come out of you? Can you poke them and rip off their little arms and gently squeeze them until they stop moving?

>>733362778
I'm not leaving my wife. We're 29 with three kids, own a big house and a really successful business that I've killed myself to grow. I don't know man, I'm just in a hard spot.

I met the girl through election activities last year. I went to nyc a few times for campaign events and whatnot, and that's how we met. We're exactly alike, same interests, talk for hours when we're apart.. the whole nine yards

>>733363053
one of two
>fuck em
>kill em
either way, you should kys

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i wanna call her tittie jiggles johnston because it would infuriate her :3

>>733363028
Same exact issue with the really hot ones. Usually though they'll roll with it and my excuses about being nervous or whatever, and they're more than willing to try again later. Once I calm down and get comfortable, I have no issue. The weird thing is I'm good looking too and I'm hung. I don't get it one bit

>>733363111
What?? No! it is before 4th month. You have no single clue about pregnancy. They don't teach that in your rural school?

>>733363125
If you're not going to leave your wife, you need to dump the college student (gently and very cautiously) as soon as possible, man. This shit will only get worse.

Future tip from a 38 year old man married for a little over 10 years -- cheat with escorts and/or random one-night stands. The urge to be polygamous is natural, nothing wrong with it, but catching feelings for another woman when you don't want to leave your wife will make you feel guilty, torn, and stressed.

And let me repeat. It NEVER. ENDS. WELL. Literally 0% of the time.

>>733355425
OP is a hypochondriac faggot, his death will be a great advantage for the world as a whole.

>>733358334
Wowwww edgyyyy

>>733360778

I don't

>>733363125
That is a very curious situation to be in. Have you given any thought to saying goodbye to the college girl?

I run a cringey youtube gaming channel that I regret starting because now if I don't record myself playing games, I feel guilty about it, and like it's a waste of time. So I force myself to record for my audience.

https://www.youtube.com/TheGwardian

>>733358049
Yuuuuuuuup.

>>733359884
nah you're a pedophile, bud

>>733363339
You're absolutely right about knowing near nothing about pregnancy. Sex ed was a dark room with a teacher showing us a chart of reproductive anatomy and the concept of sperm and eggs.

Regardless of my lame education, I don't think you're a bad person or should feel guilty. I'm actually kinda envious that you can do that.

>>733363399
Thanks man, I appreciate that. I know you're right, and I'm leaning towards that too. She's just fucking addicting because there's been a pretty strong bond that's developed.

Breaking it off is going to be tricky, as you implied. We'll see what happens.

As a teen I would torture and kill cats. Lived on a farm, if I ran out of litters I would look around for people giving kittens away and take them cause everyone always thought "aww it's gonna be a cute little barn kitty"

Little did they know I was tying them into balls and dipping them in hot wax, crushing their rib cages under my feet, boiling them alive, crucifying them (literally) etc.

Probably killed some 350-400 cats and kittens. Massive graveyard in one of the fields by my house.

Quit doing it when I turned 20.

Still fucking hate cats.

>>733363285
It's just a mental thing. Never really bothered me too much except for all the missed opportunities to bang super hot chicks.

For a while I used to keep a viagra in my pocket all the time, 24/7. If things started to look like I was going to get laid, I'd excuse myself to the bathroom and take it. It was a solution that worked some of the time, but not always. Sometimes I'd be too late and other times I'd take the Viagra only to get denied sex (or have the sex delayed) and have to deal with a raging, embarrassing boner that wouldn't go down for like an hour. It sucked. But when I did get laid, it was a relief not to have to worry about my junk working.

>>733363429
Oh yeah, every single day. I just haven't because I'm a selfish asshole.

>>733355425
>be a vial of HIV+ blood
>stupid fuck medicine student spills me all over his fucking hand
>now showing signs of acute human spillage syndrome
>i now mix myself up with ethanol every night

Wat do i do b?

>>733361222
Use condoms? Or birth control? lmao

>>733361317
yeah you're definitely not a 16 year old virgin

>>733363647
>Mr Cuddles got sent to the farm
D:

>>733359884
You be a pedo, nigga

>>733363440
Start casualy telling your followers what a bunch of worthless fucking losers they are and how they should feel ashamed of themselves. Tell them how they have made terrible choices in their life and their life as a whole is a complete waste and a product of their incompetence and stupidity.

>>733363718
That's the thing, we're supposedly trying to conceive. That's what makes it a secret. Otherwise I wouldn't care. Won't go any deeper in details.

>>733359450
Fucking eunuch. Quit posting your cuck lies.

>>733363016
My man

>>733363647
One of my favorite ones was killing one mama cat who was maybe a day from giving birth tops. Ran her fat ass down and strangled her alive, then went to work with an exacto knife. She had 5 kittens and all were big enough to start breathing and surviving when I cut them out of her. Took a blowtorch to two and held it just far enough away to cause immense pain but not kill right away. It's amazing the mewls of pain something so young can admit.

The other three I put into condoms and poured rubbing alcohol over. Used those to prank a stuck up cunt.

>>733361222
>>733363836
Are you my wife? Also trips checked.

>>733359905
As if being around this shit hole the longest is something to be proud of. Total faggotry.

>>733363852
pls post ur hole
all of dem

>>733355425
omfg man, I'm scared because I might have to take a math class over but your scenario's wayyy worse

>>733359981
Story

>>733363647
Animal cruelty during youth years is a strong indicator that you will become a psychopath/serial killer.

Have you ever had any violent urges?
Do you feel different than other people when it comes to empathy?

Anyway, tell us more, anon.

>>733358002

You need to tell us what your signature will be so we can look out for it.

>>733362317
everyonr has this, learn to fake it

Two experiences spring to mind.

Once,myself (14)and younger cousin (10)were playing a game.Hiding a note around the house.I hid it and she thought i had it on me.She grabbed my dick,not realising what it was and said "Is that it there?Let me see"

I popped a boner,she noticed and i ran upstairs to jack off in the bathroom.

>>733357793
You monster

>>733363440
stop plugging your shitty youtube channel

>>733357816
▲
▲ ▲

I have a hole in my memory 18 months long from a time when I was severely addicted to hydrocodone.
8 years after this I get a call from someone I've never heard of threatening blackmail with evidence that I murdered some old guy for drug money.
I tricked the guy into a meeting, then I and my bro kidnapped him, had him guide us to where the body was buried.
We tortured him by twisting pieces of his skin off with pliers until he gave up his "evidence" which was just a picture of me and the old man at a mcdonald's.
Turns out the blackmailer was a fellow junkie who'd helped me meet the guy and bury the body for half the cash, the old guy was his uncle. He'd kept the picture as "insurance" but he got desperate and tried blackmail after he heard I got clean.
Bro and I twisted his balls off and buried him alive next to his uncle.
I got clean when my bro locked me in his torture cage for six weeks after I passed out on his couch. Told everyone I'd ripped him off and left in the middle of the night, which I had in fact done to various family members.
Brought me into his secret life. Made me kill before he let me out of the cage. I never realized until the blackmailer showed up that I'd killed before.

>>733363676
Fair enough. I don't really fault you, at least out of the two of us, you're getting laid.

>>733363911
Reposting my comment from the other post you made :

Animal cruelty during youth years is a strong indicator that you will become a psychopath/serial killer.

Have you ever had any violent urges?
Do you feel different than other people when it comes to empathy?

Anyway, tell us more about you, anon.

>>733363911
Please tell me more story's... Please...

Did you ever use scissors?

I love when they keep on screaming as if it's going to help anything. Usually it just makes me smile and laugh want to cause more pain.

I'm curious if you took a clamp and set it on a cat's scruff, would it simply go limp for hours? Could you just keep fucking it with a tooth brush for hours while it just looked sad and foamed at the mouth in agony?

>>733363999
Lol nice trips moralfag.

I've gotten psychologically evaluated, once for my job (without going into detail, it's pretty important for an oil company and requires a healthy background check and mental evaluation) and once for the hell of it, both times was completely honest and came out normal as could be.

I have empathy for people, and no urges towards violence even though I'm a big dude (6'5) with high test levels.

I love all other animals, and at one point owned 5 shelter dogs at once (now I'm down to 2, one senior pit bull rescue from an abusive home and one 2 year old blue heeler rescued from side of road with broken leg)

I just really, really hate cats.

>>733363073
Fuck off, loser.

AS an actual medical student, you're either lying, or you should drop out.

1) that's not how you get HIV
2) If you had HIV+ contact, your school has emergency prophylaxis available 24/7. If you didn't get it, you're both too negligent and too ignorant to work with patients.
3) an HIV test kit is like $30. Go get one, dumbass.
4) if you're for real, strip naked, write "I'm a fuckup with HIV" on your chest in permanent marker, and blow your brain out in a public place, so it makes the news and we know it's you.

>>733355425
> been suicidal whole life
> self loathing rampant
Outwardly happy and successful

>>733364151
Easy there ghost rider, wouldn't wanna cut yourself on that edge.

>>733364151
Did you get started on prescribed Vicodin?

>>733363923
May be, may be not. Would you be relieved if I am?

>>733364151
lol this reads like a really horrible Lionsgate movie

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>>733355425
>>733355425
When I was about 10 my older brother of 4 years said he'd let play a game of his that I really wanted to play, if he could fuck me in the ass.

I didn't understand what was happening so I played the game, and now it'll be stuck in my head forever. I'm a guy, by the way...

>>733358002
Let us know that you are the killer by triforcing the victims. "Jack the faggot"

>>733355425
burned a tent with a load of people celebrated somethin' in there. Escaped like hell and fell in a pool near the mansion. Was a hell of a night for a 11 yo brat.

>>733364236
Interesting.
And sorry for suggesting you were a total psycho.
It's just that torturing hundreds of kittens seems like what a serial killer would do.

Can you remember you earliest encounter with cats? Maybe you were traumatized early on

>>733364371
Lucky. My brother would never fuck me in the ass, no matter how much i begged.

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took 15 10mg ritalin when i was 17, was horny as hell, jacking it all day, came across sissy/tranny porn for the first time that day, watched a sissy hypno, i guess it worked..... i was so fucked up that i wanted to become a sissy

went into moms room, found sluttiest lingerie, dressed like a sissy slut.... found dildos and vibrators and fucked myself with them old faggots on xhamster for a few hours

when the high came down i literally vomited with shame

>>733364371
Now it's time to find your brother, tie him up, and rape him with random objects until he gives you a proper apology.

>>733358129
You feel like it's your fault. That if you didn't pass out it would not have happened
> not your fault

>>733364236
You're such a fucking fraud, Jackson Galaxy.

>>733364229
Know that feeling. That's what makes it so great sometimes, their inability to fight back. I mean sometimes it's good to have a fight, but the total inability to do anything is great.

One of my favorites was to put them in a small, heavy plastic trash can (like you'd have next to a desk), put the lid on and duct tape it shut. Then, pour in just enough water to get about half an inch on the bottom of the can and leave it for a couple days. Shake the fuck out of it when you need a pick me up and listen to them bounce off the walls. After about a day, day and a half they stop screaming and just give up. They naturally hate both water and being dirty, so they will try to stand for as long as possible and eventually have to fall into a pool of their own excrement from exhaustion. When you get them out all the fight is gone. It's truely amazing.

As for something on the scruff, no. Once you start hurting them the instinct from kittenhood that says "don't move" is overridden by "oh fuck that hurts". If you wanted to fuck one with a toothbrush binding it bdsm style would be the way to go

>>733362162
i love this

>>733359981
Waste yourself

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Μy "best friend" fucked the girl I had told him I was in love with for about 3 years. He never told me, I found out from mutual friends. Asked him about it and he just said "yeah sorry". I told him "it's ok".

It's definitely not ok, but I'm a passive aggressive loser that doesn't like change. Not gonna stop hanging out with him, can't find new friends.

So naturally the only thing left to do is what I've been doing for the past 5/6 months:
When I go to his house for a sleep over, which is basically every friday and saturday, I masturbate with his single mom's and younger's sister's used panties and socks from the laundry basket and I cum inside their shampoo.
Some fridays his sister's best friend sleeps over too so at night I also smell her shoes and socks and masturbate to her from across the room while she is sleeping on the couch.

Funny thing is I never did any weird shit like this before he betrayed me so it has to be like 50% out of desire for revenge, but the other 50 must be genuine perversion that I just didn't know I had, because it gets me hard even thinking about it the next morning, when I say good morning to his mom, sister and sister's friend and we all have breakfast together, while they all have no idea what's going on at night.
It's also funny af looking at that son of a bitch straight in the eyes and thinking he doesn't know that I masturbate to his mom's and sister's underwear while I'm pretending to be his friend.

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>>733364837
>not just raping his family.

>>733363911
more stories please
do you have any regret?

>>733364430
Oh I can totally see why, it is a fucked up weird thing to do. No offense taken. It's not even a sexual thing or a dominance thing, I don't get off on it and I've never had any dominance issues, just fucking hate them.

No bad experiences, even asked my parents/siblings if anything traumatic happened to me even remotely involving cats and they said no. Hell, we even had a pet cat in the house when I was killing all of them and I wouldn't've harmed it in a million years, I viewed it differently for some reason. Only had that happen with 2 others one before and one since so I have no idea.

The human psyche is weird man.

>>733362562
You know this will eventually blow up in your face

One time I was walking down the street and I saw this guy and the sight of his face pissed me off. It was like someone took his face and squished it, like his eyes, nose, and chin were waaaaay too close together.

The more I looked at his face the more angry I got until finally I walked over and stabbed him in the leg with a hypodermic needle. He screamed like a bitch and ran off. I'm diabetic so I carry needles on me.

Never got caught. Dunno if he even sought to press charges, he probably had a warrant or something and was too afraid to call the police. It was in a shitty part of town.

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>>733364290
Kek. Grow up, cunt.

>>733364943
Nope. Only one I felt a remote twinge of anything about was wasting a particularly fiesty black male with a 17 hmr when he was running away from me, and that was only because the valiant effort he put in to escape. He got out of a raccoon trap, gnawed through his own tail in a snare, and survived a dead fall. Finally caught him in a funnel trap, then he escaped zip ties, a binding board, pulled his paw until it slipped the head of a nail through it, and clawed though a solid half inch of plywood to escape my shed.

Guess I respected him more than anything.

>>733364708
Lol nice, sounds like you made your own pit of despair.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_of_despair

I keep wanting to put them in a small wire basket and place them in a tub that's near full. Watch them meow and gasp for air.

When I was a freshman in college I went to cancun with my girlfriends for spring break and got raped. It was really terrible and humiliating but I never told anyone. At the time I had a bf and thought he would not love me anymore if he knew but we broke up later anyways because I was really depressed. Now I am terrified of guns, like they sometimes make me piss myself a little if someone pulls one out suddenly or something and seeing them gives me terrible flashbacks of what happened. Was so depressed I dropped out iof college and there is no way I could afford therepy but would never go anyways because I would never want anyone IRL to know what I did.

>>733358049
That's probably because you've never seen a decent looking one in person, neckbeard. Get off the computer and out of the basement....

Fucking faggots everywhere...

>>733358053
Oh let's
See
Them
Tits


Or
Gtfo

>>733365165
As for more stories? Sure

One time I got ahold of this BIG ass tomcat. He was gray with long fur.

Usually I just soaked long haired ones in lighter fluid or diesel and watched them fireball though the hills but this fucker got personal with me. He shit on the hood of my truck while I was standing there and scratched the fuck out of me when I tried to strangle him to death so I decided more revenge was in order

I started by putting on welding gloves and using needle nose pliers to pull out all it's teeth and claws, don't need those anymore. Then I shaved him bald.

Found his testiculars that were frankly impressive, probably the size of walnuts and gave them a good flick. He freaked the fuck out but couldn't do much. I picked him up by them and while he was flailing and throwing blood everywhere I wrapped 5 rubber bands around the base of his balls 3 times each to cut off blood flow and turned him loose.

About 2 or 3 weeks later I found his shriveled testes on the barn floor, not too long after he crawled off and died. I'm thinking from infection.

>>733355425
>21, Everyone think's I'm 16 or 17
>Prob gonna fuck a 16 year old tomorrow.
>State's age of consent is 17 if you're 21 or older.
>Have condoms and alibi ready
Worth it I guess?

>>733364968
Thanks for answering my retarded questions, but mostly thanks for the entertaining posts.

The human psyche is very weird indeed, friend. Good luck with that

>>733365309
Raped at gunpoint?

I wipe really deep to stimulate my prostate when I shit

>>733358272
Shit man you pretty much nailed it haha

>>733365248
Niiice. I could see the appeal in that. One of my more creative ones I did on a pretty silver female.

I bought live stock stopbleed (usually used to stop bleeding when casteratimg calves) and caught the female in a raccoon trap. Then, cut off all her paws at the ankle joint with a exacto, stop blessed it, then glued the wound together with superglue and finished each up with a couple stitches of fishing line. About halfway though the first procedure she completely gave up. Should've seen her once I let her up, fucking hilarious. She wandered around like that for a solid 2 weeks before I cut off her ears and nose then splashed with battery acid.

>>733358002
Shave all of your victims heads

song for this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2y-QzjoMwg

>>733365666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN THE BALD BANDIT LIVES

>>733362421
No one likes jazz

>>733355425
I scratch lottery tickets while driving

>>733365429
did you grow up in the country?
when did you first start doing this stuff?

>>733365666
Checked
Satan likes bald bitches

Scalps for Satan!

I will let anyone give me a blow job. I have hooked up with 18 year old girls to 80 year old men. I go to parks, abs, restrooms and truck stops and find strangers for anonymous sex all the time.
My kik is billybaker121 if you want to talk about it.

I bullied a kid into moving states, spoke to him recently we're cool now but fuck I feel bad still

>>733365101
You are creepy as fuck. How does someone thinking your actions are fucked in the head an indicator they need to grow up? Maybe you need to ask yourself why you are doing the things you do, you obsessive fucking stain.

>>733365649
Trying to think of more.

Once cornered a female black kitten right as she was entering her first heat (black shorthairs are always my favorite) then picked her up and shoved her in a sack for later.

I used hand lotion as the lube and a pencil as the dildo, and fucked her while she was tied to a board with it endlessly for a solid 90 minutes. Sometimes I'd get extra deep and accidently tap the cervix, the dejected "mewl" turned into pure, putrid agony when that happened. She couldn't walk after, so I shot her in both eyes with a BB gun and threw her in the hole with the others.

First one I ever killed was a black shorthair female. I don't know what made me do it, but I just felt an urge, reached down, picked it up, and started choking it. It was clawing me but I couldn't feel it. I was transfixed on watching its eyes as the life slowly ran away as fear turned to acceptance. It was terrific.

>>733365690
thanks for making me cry fag

my secret:

i think about suicide almost everyday but people who love me know me as 'the funny guy'--they think of me as a cheery, optimistic dude

last week, i even bought a bottle of ambien, but never had the courage to OD

my thought process is whats the point of living, if there is no memory after death?
whats the diference between a kid who dies at birth, vs a man who lives happily till 100--if after death, they both cease to exist and have no memory of how their life was like

the only thing keeping me from killing myself is a lack of courage, and the fear that it would devastate my brother (the only family i have left_

also i realize that nihilism is a juvenile philosophy, and i have tried to convert it into hedonism, by seeking constant pleasure but thats doesn;t provide me satisfaction---nothing does anymore lol

>>733365808
You from Utah?

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>>733358954
bitch you better tell a nigga quick

>>733355425
I ran a kid and what I assume was his mother over by mistake, killed them I think, and drove away. I have been suicidal, but too pussy to actually do it, ever since.

>>733365792
Yes and not sure, just stared one day. 12 13 or 14. Something like that.

>>733355425
My deepest darkest secert is that I fully believe that humanity does not deserve to be alive. I'd off myself but I'm too scared.

>>733366041
LIES


LIES

if a kid died, they would have launched a heavy, heavy investigation

>>733355425
when i get drunk i end up fagging up the place. when im not drunk i feel completly straight

>>733364298
This

>>733358140
He's right.
Doesn't matter how much HIV pos blood you get on your skin, unless it contacts a wound it won't do anything. There's a reason the chance of catching it, even when fucking a HIV+ person is something like 0.9%

>>733365968
Nobody is from utah it's such a trash hole

>>733358272
So much this.

>>733358053
Suck my WEE WEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEE

>>733355425
3 years ago, i accidently sat over my sister's new born baby---he died about an hour later, after suffering in the hospital

i have been on suicide watch like 2 times since then, i use heavy anti-depressants, and want to end myself but i don't have the courage

its that sweet spot of torture--when you're in constant agony, but cannot muster up the courage to kill yourself

life is hell, boys

p.s. my family hasn't talked to me since then, so there;s that little nugget of happiness

I liked the ending of samurai jack.

There's a guy at my school who I've wanted to fight for years but I'm too much of a pussy. Should I just do it and see what happens?

>>733365568
Yes. I still get night terrors about it sometimes and wake up shaking ahd feeling like I'm having a heart attack.

>>733358797
Hooray!!

>>733363662
How did you get hold of the viagra? I'm a UKfag and it's only on prescription here. Been with my current gf for over 9 months but on occasion still have issues getting it up due to anxiety/insecurity.

>>733358800
What a garbage can.

I made some young boys strip naked for my job. I got involuntarily aroused but felt bad because they were embarrassed.

>>733366290
daaamn i am in tears--didn't know autistic /b/tards can make me cry

new song for thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFF8thVJSeg

>>733363934
New anon here
you totally just admitted to being a newfag, how does it feel to know you're always wrong even about yourself?

I really wanna fuck my underage niece. I'm never going to do anything about it because I won't allow it. But every time my eyes cross her my heart beats just slightly harder. Nobody else knows but sometimes I suspect she's beginning to catch on

>>733366405
yeah, i can rarely sleep, eat, or do anything

i am basically a dead man-- i have the body of a skeleton now--while 3 years ago, i was plump

also i am painfully alone--i mean, sometimes months go by before i have a conversation with another human

also that song is not good for my depression, it just amplified it like a 1000 times

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No.1 thing to remember when browsing "secrets" threads or just b in general is right there on the top of your fucking screen, Jesus you are all fucking newfags.

>>733355425
I sode nary a torrent

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Catfished my own cousin into getting a dick pic off him. I masturbate to his cock pic almost every other day

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>>733366300

>>733364151
More.

>>733364151
More

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>>733358800
she definitely knew and was probably paralyzed with fear.... and you've ruined her for life, nice going retard

>>733366290
>>733366556
if you're not lying, i can only say that you're living in the literal defintion of hell

>>733364708
Kys immediately.

>>733366290
my head hurts even reading that

>>733365649
Kys samefagging faggot.

>>733366903
Yeah probably not.

I enjoy fapping on cam chat sites with girls of a questionable age

>>733364837
Next time just open his mom's panty draw and spooge over all the clean ones. That way he gets ostracized by his family forever.

>>733366290
>>733366556
you have described psychological hell anon

you die painfully every single day, only to wake up again the next day, and repeat it

>>733366556
kys faggot you dont deserve to live

>>733366290
>>733366556
F A K E NEWS

>>733367081
i wrote that , and i couldn't agree more

i will burn in hell

>>733358800
Why the fuck did you stop?

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>>733366885
>>733366885

>>733355425
You know hiv isn't deadly anymore right?

After my cousins funeral, we were all at my aunts house. Stole a pair of dead cousins panties for jerking later

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>>733364837
I love this revenge, but you should do even worse.... Ruin him worse than that, go to cumonprintedpics forum and make a thread about this shit but post from the perspective of a son doing it to his mom (it will make thread more popular)

Then if you have balls, step it up and whiteknight his mom from an anonymous fb "i think you should know that your son is cumming in your food, shampoo, etc"

Put his toothbrush up your asshole as well

>>733355425

I fucked a Vietnamese tranny who works at a rub and tug bareback, blew my load inside her, and let her do the same to me. Three times.

Tested constantly since, no aids.

> feelsgoodman.jpg

And it was amazing. I still get hard just thinking about that first thrust into her.

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>>733365901
>>733365901
>whore taking this kind of stance over anyone

>>733355425
Wait, this stupid story, this double king gif ... this is just bait, isn't it ?

>>733362448
It's not a joke

>>733365165
>>733364943
>Crazy car killers
What are you 2 faggots' thoughts on bigger cats, like Lions, Tigers, Panthers?
Would you queers do anything to those?

My first bj I was 14 she was 10

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Somehow got a pic of my best friends cock and been posting it on /b/ on endless amounts of threads. Wishing one day he'll stumble upon it

>>733355425
I added toxic cleaning agent to my grandparents meal, while they were cooking. One weeke after my grandma had to go to hospital - probably because of that fact.

I have also poured solvent on my cat. He licked it while cleaning himself, and become blind. Also his skin was terribly burned.

I replaced my friends pills - he is sick, he got cancer and he needs to take alot of medicines everyday. I don't know if it had any impact on him, but I guess it could have - need to check it again.

Went to my girl on a weekend. She got turtle - I putted him to the heater and burned him for several minutes - he pissed himself. I repeated this several times, and turle died few days later.

There are also many others... I'm not proud of this actions - I have even pangs of conscience from time to time, but they are not very long, and next time I feel the same urge, but it becomes stronger with the age. I am quite funny, happy guy with lots of firends - I don't have any enemies, and I think everybody like me - I'm just little bit fucked up somewhere inside my mind. It's not like I want to kill someone. Most of the time I'm just regular guy, but then suddently I feel like I could do anything and I feel sick about this, but I really feel, like I need to do all this shit.

>>733355425
I have hallucinations at least ten times a day, for the past 8 years and have never told anyone

>>733365961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLeeRSzc5Yc

I once brought 11 items through the 10 items or less lane.

>>733367555
You need help. There is something wrong with you. Your behavior is not healthy.

>>733357616
Amerifags make it seem like a big problem, most people get cold sores occasionally, THAT'S Herpes you think fucks

>>733358391
Kek ONLY the third guy, you fucking slut

>>733366501
It's because there is no shame to being here last. The shame lies in being here the longest. Total faggotry in being proud of being less than nothing. Must be some kind of compensation for being a waste.

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...can't stop flirting, but i already have a nice gf; I don't litre but I omit top say things. I feel there's something missing in my life. My relationship with my parents suck, I can't make them happy without destroying my own life and this makes me depressed. I have 12kgs to lose that won't go away and I feel terrible. Also got semi- constant headaches.

>>733355425
You are such a retard.. ( my sides)

>>733358334

anyone who gets tight at this was probably catfished at some point

>>733357796
Disgusting.

>>733357668
YOU MONSTER

Oh I have a good one,

When i was like 4, the neighbors daughter used to fuck me all the time in all sorts of different ways. She was also 4.

My parents Knew about it and just thought that "kids experiment" they obviously didn't know about all the other shit she did to me.

One night she asked me to come around to her house in the middle of the night, so when everyone was asleep, I did. The door to their house was open, i went in to her room (she slept in her parents room, then they all woke up suddenly and gave me and her a drink in the kitchen. Thats the last thing I really remember.

I fantasise about raping someone.

Are there any good genuine rape sites on the surface web?

>>733355425
It takes six months to show signs, why didn't you start taking ARV meds? Or PEP? All medical people are given PEP if they've been in direct contact with HIV infected blood and there's the possibility of HIV contraction.

>>733358954
You seem like a real slut. How many chads have you fucked?

>>733369634
27

>>733360029
Why do you do it? Just interested

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>>733355425

I bought alcohol for a group of teenage girls on the premise Thatcher chubby one in the group gets her tits out while I fapped.

They actually agreed and they watched me beat my d till I cum on the floor in front of them.

Was a great day

>>733370506
hot

>>733369987
What kind of guys do you go for?

>>733366536
How old?

>>733370900
What do you mean?

>>733355425
Lol you're a faggot.

>what is post exposure prophylaxis
>what is the time frame for acute seroconversion
>what is low viral load secondary to haart compliance


Go suck a dick you attention seeking faggot.
Any medical student far enough should know that HIV is classified as a chronic disease these days. It's literally another 50 years life since diagnosis. So unless you're under 20 you'll live a decently long life

>>733370506
why the chubby one? were the others ugly or are you just a filthy chubbychaser

>>733371291
Bit of a chubby chaser, but she was the only one with decent tits, and chubby ones are normally more game.

If I see her alone I'm gonna offer some $$$ to blow me

>>733369513
Actually not any more.
It's only needlesticks that people get pep any more. Even that is only like a 0.5% chance
Skin contact infection chances are minimal.

>>733371078
How do you end up getting fucked so much?

>>733355425
No you don't. If you were a med student you'd know it would require at least an open wound or skin damage to get infected. And that you wouldn't develop ANY symptoms until at least months after tests would come up positive.

>>733366598
Top tier hot. And kek

>>733371355
>not getting the fit/skinny ones to blow you
>not having her suck you off for the alcohol

Anon you dont realize how easy most teens are.

>>733371461
This. So either you are lying or you are a shit med student.
Not to mention that HIV isn't a death sentence anymore. If you were a med student (or a good one), you'd get tested and start treatment immediately.

>>733358334
Whole new level of pathetic

>>733358059
Most normal thing I ever heard

>>733355425
Double King by Felix Cosgrove or Kilgrave or something. Great video, he has such a unique style.

>>733371643
Also that. In a professional context, especially in health services, there'd be emergency services to deal with that kind of exposure. And I'm pretty sure a lot of it would be mandatory, and would include at least the option for preventive antiretrovirals, early tests (before the recommended waiting time to avoid false positives), and then more tests once enough time has passed (used to be 6 to 8 weeks, think in some places they have it down to 4, maybe less).

>>733371493
The chubby one was the only one with decent tits. Quite big with puffy pointy nipples. I doubt I would have got a bj for a bottle of cider.

The other three skinny ones were staring and one was licking her lips while I fapped

>>733366101

you're slipping in to an altered state and a gay demon makes you do those things

>>733355425
I sprayed shoe polish on the floor in my building's hallway.An old lady slipped on it and is in a wheelchair now.

>>733355425
I'm a ponyfag.

>>733362003
Second biggest.

>>733372650
lol hope you have video

>>733366290
Wait...you sat on a baby accidentally? Wtf you enormous clod, how do you fuck up that badly?

>>733372867
Fatties gonna fat.

>>733364837
And this is why you don't hang out with betas. Be nice to them, become their friend out of sympathy after you notice nobody else will hang with them, and you end up with an ungrateful, envious, demented cuck who lashes out at you.

>>733367469
*him