Shameless Self Bump

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>>733351244
gross why does he have pubes

>>733351386
Only person I can find with my body type

>>733351244
Bump

y u gay doe

>>733351244
I'm going to need a picture with a timestamp. A naked picture or vet nearly naked.

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>>733351244

>>733351244
If you look like pic related OP I would fuck you silly

>>733351244
fuck off you damn faggot,get a life

>>733351244
OP listen. I currently have 3 boys in my employ. I can give you advice.

If you want a cute little twink, I can tell you how but your gonna have to step up>>733351845

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>>733351244
Shave in the bath/shower or wax. If you try nair only use a little on a small patch of skin, if no reaction in 16 hours repeat in a different place. Still clear, use that.
Use dildos, lots of lube.

>>733351244
Oh the simple way of doing all that is taking a sharp object, any old sharp object will do, and then just quickly pull it across your throat and hey presto, best results 11/10

>>733351845
Don't have a decent enough camera only have a webcam that is shit.

>>733351971
I have literally the exact same body minus the hair and a bit darker skin due to being half Asian

>>733352248
What do you mean by you have 3 boys in your employ? and see beginning of post.

>>733352290
I shave but I can't really get every bit of hair like I want to.

>>733351988
No

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>>733351244
>How do I go about removing all body hair?

1.Shave/wax (Should exfoliate every day).
2.Get some toys.
3.Anal bleaching.

>>733352373
Use a chemical hair remover. Burns like a bitch but you will kill all your hairs I guess, apparently that's what the boi puccis around here do.

>>733352373
I mean I pimp.

Use your phone. There's no way you don't have a smartphone.

>>733351244
>removing body hair
this depends on your skin color, and your hair type.

do you have white pale skin, hispanic skin, black skin, tan skin? Dark hair, light hair, thin hair, thick hair?

laser. crosscheck groupon and yelp to find a place thats cheap with high ratings. check the places website and make sure they use gentlemax laser. that's the best.

once you get there tell them "Start at 18mm 16 joules". you can go up to 18mm 20 joules and get better results, but it will hurt like getting shot with a paintball.

>"Train" for my first dick?
fuck small dicked guys. hahaha duhhhhh

>darker areas lighter
hydroquinolinone (sp?)

>>733352617
There's a way I know it sounds like a shitty excuse but dropped my phone from my pocket while walking home so I am left with a shattered screen and what I think is a fucked up led or something

>>733351244

Wax, get on hormones, get implants from a good doctor. And wear a chastity cage. Also strongly consider orchiectomy.

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>>733352659
who is this sexy little faggot

>>733352834
Seems like bs

Use your Webcam

>>733351244
you really want to become a trap?

...you near

LOS ANGELES
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>>733352676
I am slightly tan/light Asian
Dark black hair and hair is thin everywhere except for pubic area and underarms.
There's almost no laser hair removal / anal bleaching clinics (if that's a thing) where I live so those aren't really options :/
Kinda wanted to get my body image good before fucking someone but I guess that's a valid option.
No clue what hydroquinolinone is

>>733352995
Fine why not, I assure you it's actually garbage though. What do you want to see?

>>733353003
Somewhat close, why?

>>733352659
mmm fucking nice

kinda thicc

i dig it

>>733353178
>I'm close to Los Angeles
>but theres NO laser clinics where i am

hmmm
you up in the high desert?

PALMDALE


Why? because transgenders dont reproduce. We recruit. I have lots of hormones and i kinda get off on injecting the baby trans.

>>733353178
lol you're cute. There are definitely places for manscaping you. We'll deal with that in a minute.

Post a picture of your body. Include a timestamp just so I'm not wasting my time explaining this to someone who's only after the kek

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>>733352373
Get a better razor and don't be afraid of mirrors or bending a lot. If you miss hair go back over it. Also, cold water after helps close the pores.

>>733353419
I'm in/near Bakersfield so i'm not sure how far that Is. So do you have a harem of transgenders then? lol

>>733353584
No problem give me a moment I have to find pen and paper also the picture won't be the best quality because it will be from a shitty webcam

>>733353679
This is actually what I do still seem to miss hairs mostly where there are curves even while bending :/

>>733353938
>do you have a harem of transgenders?

Not right now. Usually i only have one pet at a time. but yeah im trans too. so's my girlfriend. we like recruiting.

>>733353938
Then perhaps waxing or laser is for you. I still miss some of the really fine hairs.

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>>733353584
Best I could do with this shitty laptop webcam :/ if we can find some way to stay in touch I plan on stopping by somewhere and grabbing a camera

>>733354264
Maybe I'll have to try them.

>>733354192
Ohhh ok

>>733351244
a trap and a twink are completely different things

>>733354507
You look pretty slim/sexy already duder

>>733354507
I guess there potential lol I can't even read that timestamp. You need a marker or to make the time and date more visible.
I could give you my email.. but I hate to write to write it on /b/

>>733355053
you want her to post her naked body.

but you cant post a fucking throw away email?

grow a spine you pussy.

>tfw you can never be a cuteboi/trap/woman
because
>1,85m (6'1")
>overweight
>shitty voice + hair
>noone would ever fall for that anyway
why even live

>>733355053
Literally only could find a pend sorry :/
That's understandable mine contains my full name too.

>>733355184
I'm not a transgender just a faggot lol don't need to call me a her

>>733354909
Thanks, Not really trying to get slimmer or anything just trying to remove hair and lightining areas but I appreaciate the compliments

>>733353419
omg .-.

>>733351244
Ahh you're looking for the gay transformation jutsu.

>>733355271
Why don't you get your act together and stop being a faggot.

>>733355271
You could excel at everything else though lol, I'm kinda boxed in on options because I'm 5 feet and really skinny. You have a much more broader amount of choices than I do

>>733355346
Exactly lol

>>733355053
Also did I disappoint? My apologies if I somehow led you on I actually thought my body looked similar to the twink in the op

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>>733355271
lose some weight

ever heard of joel/dumbledore? hes like 6'4
pic unrelate

>>733355730
Alright I will when I get a chance
and what do we need contact for? I mean like what do you plan to do once we have established a contact? or is this just for when I buy a camera lol forgot I said that

>>733355371
can you elaborate what you mean?
>>733355623
trying this atm, barely getting me out of bed though. at least i dont eat because of it aswell

>>733355936
You said if we could keep in touch. I assumed you were looking for further advice after this thread?

>>733356101
Ah ok I kinda have gotten all the advice I need from this thread to be completely honest but we can still keep in touch :)

>>733356078
You have more choices in life as in careers hobbies and everything else you are not limited by your height as much as people my height are.

>>733356293
Could you send that email asap

I'd like to try and delete the post with my email

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>>733355286
>I'm not a transgender just a faggot lol don't need to call me a her

HAHAA so underated...

>>733356372
You can delete it I'm in the midst of making food you will get the email before the end of tonight though I promise <3 I have your email saved

>>733353419
>tfw nobody to inject hormones into u ;_;

>>733351244
>I need help becoming a trap


HAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO FUCKED FOR LIFE YOU NUTTER

>>733356293
>You have more choices in life as in careers hobbies and everything else you are not limited by your height as much as people my height are.
well..
>doesnt know what to do with life
>can never be the person i want to be
>cant get shoes in a regular size
>always has to get large clothing which often isnt available in these sizes, not because im morbidly obese or some shit but because most people here arent as tall as me
i dont see how youd be restricted on hobbies and your carreer options. also id switch with you at any point

>>733356711
Maybe

>>733356700
I know right :(

>>733356782
Sounds like we have almost the same issues lol, I'm restricted in most sports.
Clothes are damn near impossible to find that actually look decent
I'm lucky enough to not have the shoe problem though lol
And I think everyone can be who they want to be as long as they are willing to work for it

>>733356524
Sounds good.

>>733351244
It's amazing how the OP's picture is always really hot, and then the thread derails into old, hairy, disgusting men wearing panties pretending they're little girls.

I wonder if these people are just out of touch or if they really believe they're somehow "attractive" to anyone with at least some self-respect.

If you look like an old disgusting man, you're not attractive. Go fuck yourself, and stop posting your horrendous diseased body here.

>>733357488
Do you mean me too? :/
>>733354507
I am op wanna see if I disappointed with my original picture vs me lol

>>733357681
Don't even ask that shit op. Fuck him. You're body pretty well just right to trap.

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>>733357488
The old and decrepit are thankful for fleshlights so they don't have to listen to arrogant ugly narcissists like you.

TLDR GTFO Jr...

>>733358020
Thnx

>>733357486
Slight glitch in the matrix, I don't really want to use my current email (Full name in it) also I can't create another one because I do not have an active phone number to confirm my account :/ any ideas?

>>733358448
Mail.com

>>733358448
get a cock li

[email protected]
This is my email if anyone want's to contact me I'm bored so why not I most likely won't be on this email after today much.
This is I
>>733354507

>>733357681
If it offends you, then it probably speaks to you.

>>733358022
Old men are not attractive. If you want to make a thread where old men wear panties and flirt with one another then go ahead and start your own, stop hijacking threads where an attractive young boy is in the OP just so you can post a disgusting body. No one wants to see your flappy hairy fat rolls covered in rashes, scabs, and red bloody spots.

>>733354192
Where are you? SFV here, interested in being your new experiment

>>733360687
Bumping, hoping.

>>733352290
says the man hiding his man face

>>733360687
post ass so i can determine whether or not i want to fuck it
(la bro here)

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>>733362182
What do you think?

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>>733362359
And hole

>>733351244
You will get older op, you will age like a men you see those old man in the street, you won't look like that, you'll look like a disgusting queer old man.
That's why most traps an hero before 40.

Yet if you still wanna try, all you need are beauty products, makeup, working out a little, drink soya regularly, and get yourself a permanent depilation.
That's it and you are pretty much done, just take care of your hair and shit