I'm hearing some creepy fucking noises in my house so I'm going to dump some random hentai to distract myself. If I stop assume I died or something
Live alone m8?
did op died?
>>733339821
Nah, but my roommates out of the house right now so I'm alone at the moment.
>>733340013
Not yet
Shit, never realized how much I need to sort my damn porn folder until now.
>>733340143
How roomate?
>>733339631
Dump gifs so the ghosts will masturbate instead of just spoopin you>>733339631
>>733340143
What time is it for ya?
Where's the noise coming from, like in another room?
>>733339631
I remember a thread some years ago when a femanon started dumping nudes because she was being spook'd in her new house, she even called the cops and posted timestamp. lmao good times.
>>733340271
What?
>>733340369
Good idea.
>>733340514
It's about 11pm.
It's coming from the bathroom, which is empty. Logical side of me says it's just the neighbors, but I've never heard them make noise before. I don't even know if there's anyone in that apartment. It's weird as fuck though, it's like theyre just playing one note of a fucking tuba every few minutes.
>>733340781
Shit, that does sound fun. Did there turn out to be trouble, or was it just new house noises?
>>733341202
Or don't post my gif, that's fuckin cool 4chan
>>733340866
Huh, I live alone and hear footsteps at night in the kitchen, my room is right next to the kitchen.
Pretty spoopy, record that sound, maybe it won't happen again. Got to have something to remember.
>>733341364
Good idea. I'll set my webcam up to record real fast in case it happens again. It's been quiet for a while, but it has been inconsistent.
>watch it just be I have a new neighbor who's learning to play the tuba
>>733341202
At first the thread started with the femanon just green texting about how she was hearing weird noises in the second floor of her new house, so as expected anons replied asking for tits or gtfo, she was so scared that she actaully did.
Then she was encouraged to go to the second floor and check but when she did she started to hear the noises again in the first floor, so she locked herself in her room, some time passed and she started to take requests, Sharpie un pooper etc, but then she started to hear the voice of a woman calling her name in the first floor, so she called the cops and posted timestamp stamp.
That is more or less what I remember.
>>733341768
Upload if you have capture something.
Kek, who plays tuba at 11p.m?
Than again I'm the type to make a mean sandwich or cook food at 3 a.m.
>>733340866
>it's like theyre just playing one note of a fucking tuba every few minutes.
Might be the pipes mate. I have the same shit in my bathroom. Go run the shower and see if it gets worse.
>>733342136
Ive played the clarinet at like 2:30 in the morning before.
>>733342494
tfw play xylophone and will probably never own my own to play at 3 am
Roommate has returned. Less spooked than before.
>>733342079
Shit, that's a little terrifying actually.
>>733342136
No clue. I've been up to weird shit late at night before too though.
>>733342393
Could be. Pipes are loud here, but I've never heard them make this noise before and we've lived here about 6 months.
>>733342494
At least you aren't playing one fucking note, then waiting minutes to do another, damnit.
>>733340866
>It's coming from the bathroom, which is empty. Logical side of me says it's just the neighbors, but I've never heard them make noise before. I don't even know if there's anyone in that apartment. It's weird as fuck though, it's like theyre just playing one note of a fucking tuba every few minutes.
got a cat? maybe it's just taking a shit
>>733342494
I listen to music at those times, like to chill at those times.
You might've creeped out some folks by doing that, heh.
>>733342639
Save up dude. Don't let your dreams of annoying your neighbors be just a dream!
Have a Pepe for good luck
Everything is fine OP, keep posting more hentai.
>>733342883
Yeah, but she's asleep next to me like a bro.
More importantly, what kind of cat do you have that sounds like a tuba when it shits?!
>>733342879
Who knows, usually I do whatever I want. Being alone gives that freedom.
If I lived close to someone else I'm usually considerate about the things I do.
>>733342879
Go run the shower, toilet, and sink (not all at once) and see if it makes the sound. Its probably nothing if its not the pipes, I really can't think of anything else that'd make a tuba noise.
>>733342895
Maybe, I haven't heard any complaints. I'll play something loud and bombastic next time I guess.
>>733342978
thank my guy. mostly due to the fact that I also want to save up for an automatic mahjong table
>>733343273
>More importantly, what kind of cat do you have that sounds like a tuba when it shits?!
if you could hear aromas...
It's been a while since the last noise, so I'll assume I'm safe for now. The ghost has been appeased by hentai, or something.
>>733343054
Just don't look in the bathroom
>>733343656
>Automatic mahjong table
first I've heard of it
>>733343834
I don't see anything.
>>733343746
Well keep posting then. Maybe it's just the ghost of masturbations past
>>733343834
Look man, it's okay. I won't interrupt your tuba masturbating. Just clean up when you're done, okay?
>>733344006
above the sink
KA
ME
HA
>>733344006
Maybe so. May they pass in peace.
>>733343460
That should get people talking. Kek
>>733343746
Some quality you got I can say, ghost would probably come back for another round.
Start recording if it happens again, and make thread if need to. I got like 3 or hours left in me.
>>733344355
4 hours left in me.*
>>733344086
Still dont see shit
ME.
HA!!!
>>733339631
Just go to the bathroom and check you pussy, also post webm in case a ghost try to rape you.
>>733344462
Look in the mirror.
The mirror above the sink.
Pipes scare you but not real ghost shit, jesus.
>>733344355
Glad I can help. If there's one thing in my life I'm proud of, it's my porn.
>>733344657
Said earlier in the thread I checked, bathroom is empty. Anyway, it stopped now.
good shit here
>>733344804
I legitimately can't see anything and that was the first place I looked.
I'll up the brightness I guess.
>>733344804
That's not me (OP) friendo.
To be fair, most weird IRL things are scarier than a poorly lit photoshop on 4chin.
>>733344825
I'll stick around for the pics and chill with some tunes.
watch some haunted house videos on youtube that'll make you feel better lol
>>733345343
Glad to have you around then. I'm just chilling at this point too.
>>733339821
>>733340514
>>733341364
>>733342895
>>733344355
>>733345343
sayaka's a qt3.14
>>733345343
Post tunes then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00M2KZH1J0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_2ijnEcDcY
WOOOooOOooooo~
give me your soul.
>>733344804
>ghosts
>real
Who knew a hentai thread with a ghost story would get comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFZP8zQ5kzk
>>733346623
Comfy overcomes all spooks.
>>733345653
She really is a qt.
>>733345719
https://youtu.be/u_zSW_Tv-is
I'm the roommate. I don't really have anything interesting to say, I'm just here now. Hey guys.
Guess I'll dump porn too. Seems like a good plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHs5AjAvFoA
When I get scared I try to calm down by reading my favorite book.
>>733347058
You motherfucker.
I guess most of what I have is stuff saved from 4chan though, come to think of it. Well I'll try to pick things that aren't the standard daily repost.
I have this set, but can't tell if it's in order or not. Let's find out.
Hey i didnt read anything but the first post but ty all for the hentai and good luck OP
>>733347496
Apparently I just have tiny versions mixed in here.
just think of cute anime grills jilling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK9YouPyEtg
>>733347496
Fuck knows which of these is which, and I can't be bothered to open them and find out.
>>733347820
Kind of in order. Whatever, there's a vid that exists somewhere.
>>733347911
Last one of that set. What else do I have in here?
>>733347269
What's your favorite book, anon? Pic related?
>>733347540
You're welcome and thanks anon. Have a good fap.
>>733347975
More from the same artist. I must have just raided their blog at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHckO1AWM6M
>>733348102
Also, looking into my porn now I'm apparently super vanilla.
>Well, if you don't count the other folder
>>733347911
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4638497
>>733348016
Wait for the image number to hit 55 and I'll show you why it's my favorite book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BTaYyIXEdk
>>733348184
I'll resist shitposting about your fetishes on /b/ when you're feet from me.
>>733348230
Huh. Okay.
>>733348386
This thread kind of makes me miss the IDs from back in the day.
Guess it wasn't even that long ago really.
>>733348454
Is WIP porn ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGG7tUMg77A
>>733348230
Here we go! Time for the ultimate bed time story to get rid of those spooks!
>>733348572
I hope so, because a significant portion of my non-repost porn is WIP.
>>733348114
>>733348607
Nice Kyouko pics!
>>733348652
Oh boy, story time with /b/!
>>733348747
>>733348667
Well that's about all the porn I have interest in dumping for now. I'll dig out more later if I get some (you)s because I'm a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6eYy7j7WMA&feature=youtu.be
>>733348911
Naisu! Naisu!
>>733348747
Is Sayaka porn acceptable?
>>733349039
>not staying for Dr Suess
fuck u m8
>>733349168
>>733349227
>>733349258
This fucker always creeped me out as a kid, not sure why. Something about his fucking fingers.
>>733349218
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBN2Py58zHA
>>733349218
Got right ahead, she's not my waifu. She's fuggin' cute tho, so porn of her is very welcomed.
>>733349325
I bet he gets hella bitches.
Hey op, just get a pry bar and find out whats what
>>733349218
Of course it is.
>>733349465
Go*
Autocorrect...
>>733348765
That moment when it's a bedtime story but it's 8:50am where I live
>>733349430
>>733349465
>>733349526
I'll post what of it I have then.
>>733349703
That's no excuse anon.
Ayy, just want to say, thanks for making my crappy week so much better folks, it's been tough.
>>733349718
Welcoming!
k night guys. happy dr seussing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSq39z73mEo
>>733339631
When you said that I heard my neighbor outside my window and I said Sergei what the blyat are you doing I eventually made the guy go back inside btw I live on the fift floor of an apartment in st.petersberg
>>733350034
Thanks for the Kyoukos, friend. Sleep well, take care.
>>733344349
Sauce?
>>733349995
Happy to help. What's been up? Anything particular, or just too much work?
>>733350034
Good night, anon. Sleep well and sweet dreams.
That was fun... have to start the day now. Take care you magnificent bastards
>>733350526
Godspeed
>>733350436
Just moved to a new state alone and leaving lots of my stuff behind, gonna find a job later on today. Just loneliness is all.
>>733350526
Take care, see ya.
>>733339631
I work in construction and do a lot of bathroom remodels. There's plumbing problems that make sounds like a horn, there's ground shifting problems that create all kinds of other random shit noises. Once heard rattling and discovered it was a loose towel rod shifting as people walked around.
You'll be fine, freshman.
>>733350076
What the fuck was your neighbor doing outside your 5th floor window?
>>733350526
Have a good day anon!
>>733350731
Damn, sounds tough. Best of luck on the job hunt, I know how rough that can be.
>>733350897
Well, that's all for Dr. Seuss folks! Stay tuned for more sleepy time stories!
>>733350895
Thanks man, appreciate it. Well, thread reached its limit. Still have some time to be awake.
Sayaka poster
>>733350982
Thank you anon. It's been a while since I had a nice bedtime story.
With that I'll probably go to sleep myself. It's 1am and you guys have unspooked me at this point. Thanks for the company and advice. Hope you guys have a good night and good tomorrow!
-OP
>>733350982
>>733351065
Night y'all. Hope to talk with y'all again soon.
>>733351285
Glad we could be of service OP, check those pipes in the morning eh?
>>733351285
Rest easy, glad to be here since the beginning, same to you, friend.
>>733351391
Yeah man, hope to see ya again, I post Sayaka usually. Sleep well.
Sayaka poster
Bruh not even joking I just heard the scream of a dead animal, which was especially wierd because it stopped like 2 seconds later, and then continued, and stopped quickly again
>>733351530
Whoa... Spoopy..
Saya
>>733351530
This OP or someone else?