What was the biggest age gap that you got to hook up with?

hooked up with a 5 year old when I was 22

>>733318064
am 24 and am fucking two 18 year olds semi-regularly

>>733318064
A 19yo when I was 34.

>>733318064
A 32 year old female doctor when I was 18. So that's a 14 year age gap.

21yo and im 40

i was 18 she was like 46, friends mom who i was staying with

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>>733318527
same here, also a 48 year old when i was 30.

pic is her.

>>733318064

23 yrs old, dated a chick who was 57.

>>733318064
I was m 21
and she was f 16

she 21, me 24

yeah boring ik

>>733318527
>>733318952
how did you do it?

>>733318064
48 when I was 31. 36 when I was 20.

>>733319105
You don't date a chick who's that much older than you, at that point its almost a mother son relationship.

>>733319401
>What is wincest?

>>733318064
20 years i went with a 48 year old. I tell ya,Milf fantasy isnt all its cracked to be

Its easy when the girl is loose.

>>733318064
10 years younger, 15 years older

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can you share like how you guys scored younger girls?

Biggest gap has been 31 when I was 21, so 10 years.

More exciting gaps though would be 16 when I was 20 (which was not great overall, as fun as it sounds), and 19 when I was 26 - which was great / would recommend :p.

I want a girl that can call me daddy. Hopefully when I get a better job and with college starting (I'm 25 btw), I can fuck some freshies

>>733318064
I'm from Poland and we have recently got many Ukrainians around, some of them are not half bad 40+ women and I feel that they might have nothing against a good fucking. I'm 30 Should I?

>>733319835
No. Let me breed them and give them a green card

>>733319811
they are whores.

>>733318064
14 yr old when i was 25

>>733318064
briefly went out with a 17 year old when i was 26, it ended cause i got sick of her cause the sex was crap was like doing it with a log she barely did anything

>>733318064
When I was 37, dated 28 year old.

>>733320072
How

>>733320192
you'd be surprised how easy it is, most girls at that age are gullible as fuck

>>733318064
>So 12 years for me.

I'd go as low as 12 as well, as long she keeps it quiet

>>733319401

I'll call it what it was, seeing as we would actually go on dates, not just stay home and fuck all the time. So go suck a dick, fag.

>>733320282
I wanna know how you did it.

>>733320072
i would bet on that being a lie.

when I was 16 I used to fuck with a 24 y/o woman.

>>733320377
>>733320399
this and also this.

>>733318064
Sounds like that was the high point of your life, anon.

Younger than me: 10 years
Older than me: 7 years.

24 she was 40

We lived together for 6 months

>>733320356
12 is way too young, they dont know the concept of keeping shit quiet, 16 is usually the sweetspot they understand discretion and can handle keeping secrets

>>733318064
I'm 42 and this year hooked up with a 17yo. Not even joking. Young women like confident, experienced older men. This is something no one told me. I worked it out when I got to 30.

Also, more of those tits, please.

>>733320582
how old was the older one and how old were you?

>>733320282
I'll be more specific:
how do you do this without getting caught?

>>733320637
You'd be shocked. I showed my dick to a younger cousin when she was young young. Wish she sucked it

>>733319811
Moar?

>>733318064
28 -13.

>>733318064
When i was 14 i fucked a fat 18 year old, then at 20 i fucked my friends 43 year old mom.

>>733320716
id say you got lucky, really fucking lucky

>>733320817
her dad's in prison for raping a teenager so I couldn't care less. I knew she wouldn't tell because she likes me.

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Was 20, she was 29

I was 23 and she was 29, we dated for 3 years and she was my first one.

Now that I am 26 I want to sleep with 19yo's, go figure

>>733320192
>>733320399
Was a school janitor in a local middleschool back then before I moved.

This middleschooler likes flirting with guys to impress her friends so I had to go on with her jokes until one time was able to rail her against the toilet sink while she's still wearing her uniform.

>>733318064
When I was 18, i went to one of my moms friends weddings and fucked a 41 year old bridesmaid. Came on her face and everything. She was married.

>>733320940
to each there own, id never go that young, maybe in ideal circumstances but probably not

i was 23 and she was 57. i am also black and she is white, if that matters.

>>733321061
Loser. Get a real job

>>733320814
Story
>cool mom always nice
>friends gone for boot camp or some gay military shit cause hes a loser
>ask her to buy me booze
>i wait at her house
>she gets back and the chick calls me, tells me she cant chill anymore
>shiiiit
>tells me she hasnt had a drink in a while
>we drink and bullshit
>i have this strange feeling she wants to fuck but she isnt making it obvious
>finally she scooches up to me
>kisses me
>bingobango
This chick had a nicer pussy than any chick my age has ever had. It was incredible
We never banged again but she called me once to when my friend went to a party. I was at that party. It was so fucking hard to just contain the fact that this was happening.

17 newb in the USAF and hooked up for about a year with an italian switchboard operator 26 at the time. Great times.

>>733319014
david?

14 when 19 and 16 when 20 both were 8/10s

>>733318064
She was 52, so that would be a 34 year age difference.

Me 27
Her 16

>>733318064
as a sperm i was like a few days old and hooked up with a egg which was in stasis for like 30 years.

>>733318064

I was 22 she was 38
I was 24 she was 17

>>733321095
Aren't bridesmaids supposed to NOT be married?

>>733321274
was she divorced?

divorced chicks are the easiest to bang

>>733318064
17 up
10 down

>>733319811
MOAR.

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18 when I was 25
55 when I was 27

>>733321061
And then you woke up

>>733321865
Yeah. But like entirely for my friends life. His dad left and now he owns a couple car washes and makes bank, but hid it all by lying about his income and shit. She's been single and struggling most of the time; But she was never a wreck.

I'm 23, wife is 31.

>>733320374
I've went out with plenty of women with significant age differences it always boils down to who's older than whom.

I was 46 she was 21. At a sex club wife said go get some. She was a red head with braces

>>733321259
Why would that matter?

she was a pharmacist i met on tinder. she was 52 and i was 26-27 at the time. after a brief chat she invited me to her place. i was surprised how fit she looks for her age. she went straight to business, even tho i wanted to take it a bit easy. after we started fucking she told me i can come in her mouth, so i did, once after fucking her and once after she blew me. that was the first time. we also fucked in the pharmacy where she works. she is a boss or something, so she has the key. it is an old hiatorical building with basement and shit, so it was a great experience. i have a gf now, so i dont meet her, but i write to her from time to time to get some dirty talking and to keep the line open should i want to fuck her again. she is always open for it...

>>733319173
We were both working on a film set. She gave me the cutest smile across the room. I went over and said 'Hi'.

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I'm 27
how can I meet up 18 year old chicks? all of my friends are around my age so I there is no connections to that young.

>>733318064
last night, I'm 22, she was a 39 year old milf, so 17 years

I was 26, she was 67. So 41 years. She was very kinky and horny for younger men because she enjoyed getting rammed hard for a long time. Met her on Fetlife so she's obviously raunchy as hell. Would let you nut in her, on her, wherever, and had a cabinet filled with all the meds she needed for her problems including bowel problems so she wasn't big on anal but would do it anyways (I never went there, didn't want to risk it). She even smelled old as fuck and would just wipe my piss off her body with an old rag and put her clothes back on over it since showering at her age with her problems is too much work, so she also smelled like l'eau du my piss. She also moaned like a dying whale that had throat cancer when she came. Funny thing is despite being so disgusting she kept her pussy shaved because she said it made her feel like a little girl. Anyways, I just banged her to have a story to tell.

>>733322908
We live in a technological age, bro!
My last hookup was a much younger woman who a started chatted with on reddit. Turns out she's a cool slut who likes giving bjs.
Also use craigslist, tinder, fetlife, and okcupid. There are plenty of women out there who just want a fuck, but there's still so much slut shaming around that most don't want to announce this too publicly. It's pretty easy.

>>733322908
online

>>733322360
i'm from the (American) south, so racial shit is kind of a big deal here for whatever reason. plus, dudes on here seem to really enjoy black guy on white chick stuff...i am very aware that it doesn't actually matter

>>733321853
They are all old.

>>733323167
was thinking to do tinder but hard its just mostly land whales there. Do you still need have a fb account linked up to it?

I'm thinking about getting a job at a movie theater or an ice cream shop so that I can meet 15 year old chicks. Do people think this will work? I'm 24 btw.

>>733323093
>Anyways, I just banged her to have a story to tell

Sounds like you banged her more than once, granny fucker.

I was 40, she was 15, so 25 years. 2 years later, still together

>>733318064
25 year gap for me

>>733318064
Fucked 2 15 year olds when I was 21/22.
That's pretty much as interesting as it gets for me.

22 with 15

She was arguably insane though. D-cup 5'0 Asian

>>733323402
You do still need fb. Don't waste any time with Tinder though. If a girl wants to fuck, it'll become pretty clear quickly.

>>733323503
Where in Cambodia are you, anon?

>>733323643
Fersure dude but what if girls hate you for no reason just by looking at you then what

>>733318064
I was 18. She was 36.one night stand. Then i was 27 she just turned 14. 2 year relationship.

>>733318064
a 32 yo when I was 23, so only 9 years for me

>>733323410
I use to work for starbucks years ago in a safeway. It was so small they only let one person work at a time. It was horrible but the job helped me meet alot of young girls. What I usually did is if I found one that was cute I would say I will give you your frapp for free if maybe you can give me your number. I hooked up with 5 girls in a two month span. I wouldnt do it to a 15 year old tho for legal reasons.

>>733323754
If you're in the top half of attractiveness or charm, then you're fine. If you're not, then you either work on it (like it's your hobby) or you just accept being a less attractive dude who has to fap a lot.

Being funny, confident, and good company are probably the most important things for girls. Being successful / having some money helps a lot too.

>>733321977
get checked pat you fucking nub

>>733318064
Married to a fine lady 8 years my younger. Been with her for almost 12yrs now...

Have to say at first the age gap (her maturity level) was a problem, she was 18 and starting college and I was 2yrs outta grad school, with a steady job and a ton of debt.

We made it work tho, and have a couple kids.

She used to look similar to girl in picture when we started dating but add maybe 15lbs and Red head with a pretty strong Gaelic accent.

>>733323599
sounds like your typical white male asian female couple to me.

Older than me, she was 17 I was 14

Younger than me is my wife, at 11 months younger

>>733323284
So am i man and the only place i saw it matter was kids at the college. They seem to be the only ones fixed on race

I'm 43, she's 21. Met her at a bar.
The idea of me being an artist (lousy landscapes that I never manage to sell) got her all over me. It was a fun winter... then she dropped out of college and moved back to her parents several states away.

>>733318064

Like 52 when I was 28. She was hot as fuck though.

>>733323903
i have all that but Im hella skinny so they just completely ignore me, gg

A 23 yr old, I'm 45

>>733318064
Me - 16
Her - 34. And married.
Good times.

>>733325007
That's an easy fix. Go to the gym four times A week. Spend an hour there each time. Build up a good sweat. Keep increasing your weights and performance as you get stronger. You'll be fine in a year of doing that.