ITT: share your latest party experiences /b/. >friend plans

>>733275143
Hahaha, >>733275143
fucking loser

>>733275409
i know

>>733275143
Jesus Christ...

should I continue?

>>733275982
Do it faggot

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>>733275982
DO IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>next morning
>get voice message from female friend asking where I was because we planned to meet up later that night, voice message has friends screaming my name in the background
>said I was tired and because I also had to work early I went home, ask what's going on today
>she says the group's planning to meet in the park in the afternoon because the weather is fairly great
>sounds nice
>get home from work and lay down on bed contemplating about suicide
>time to meet up, stay in bed
>get text asking if I'm still coming
>don't respond

>>733276533
Jesus faggot, just pretend to be normie scum and act like you know about anything they are talking about and do some discreet googling while your out so you don't look like a total ass.

-yours truly random dude on the web

>be 18 (last year)
>ppl from my highschool planning to have a party at this bitches house
>not really friends with them
>ask if I can come
>they say no lol
>...ok
>i know where the party is
>party day
>come pretty late a little drunk when I was home playing cod
>go in the house
>people drunk/high as shit
>most people I couldn't even recognize
>they never knew I wasn't invited
>go upstairs
>enter random room
>see bitch and her boyfriend who lol'd At me and said no
>both half naked on the floor past out from drinking
>spit on girls face 2 times
>bout to walk out
>go back
>spat on her bf's wiener
>left the party
>went home
>played cod for the rest of the night

>>733278183
Savage

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>>733277010
>discreet googling while your out

Jesus fucking christ.

>>733279339
I#m the op and that tipped even me off

somebody wanna here another story?

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OP here, I had hoped for stories to cheer me up and the thread is definetely not going in that direction.

So while we're at it here another story from 7-8 years ago
>meet this girl at a small rock festival in my city, she basically threw herself at me
>talk for a while, laugh, stay in each others company for the rest of the evening
>she seems to like and is pretty cute, she has beautiful eyes
>festival ends, we tell each other goodbye and settle to meet again
>next morning realize i forgot to ask for her number and don't remember her name
>make inquiries, find out her name and somehow manage to get her number
>she's super thrilled , we arrange a meeting
>meet up and go to a party at a friends house, it's very nice, we have fun, make out a little, but she drinks too much and gets sick
>she doesn't want to go home though, asks if she can stay at my place
>sure
>we get to my place, offer her my bed so I will stay on my couch but she says the bed is big enough for two
>quickly make some preperations in case she feels sick again and lay down too, she snuggels up to me but says she is really tired
>say it's ok, give her a goodnight kiss, she quickly falls asleep
>next morning we talk, find out she comes from a broken family with an abusive father, a submissive mother and a very protective brother
>she also has some metal issues lives in a girl's home and will face massive trouble for spending the night at my place
>it's ok I have issues too, but I also have a thing for girls with massive troubles because I like to imagine I can fix them
>we talk more, listen to music and cuddle, stay in bed till midday

cont.

>>733279691
only thing we want is you to learn proper grammer. your truly an faggot

>>733275143
>Be me
>Teenager
>Friends invite me to a party
>A fucking basketball party
>Fuck it, I'm pretty good at basketball
>We start playing
>There's a fucking gang on the court next to us
>Don't really mind, but they're loud as fuck
>We drink a bit (Teenagers, but still got alcohol)
>My friend says: "Okay guys, let's start throwing hoops again, not real basketball, but just throwing, each successful throw is one point, the first one to get 15 points wins"
>Fine.Jpg
>My turn comes
>I throw the ball with all my might
>It bounces to the Gang's court
>Fuck
>Some fucking shitface, probably gang leader starts talking
>"Ey, the fuck you doing niggas"
>I started hating him the moment he opened his mouth
>I respond with: "Sorry, man"
>"Sorry ain't gon' cut it, fag"
>"What do I have to say, then?"
>"Kiss my feet"
>The fucking asshole literally wanted me to kiss his feet
>Fuck no
>"Fuck no"
>"What was that?"
>"No"
>"You wanna go?"
>"Sure"

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said: "You're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.

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>>733281448

>in the afternoon she needs to go home, offer her to accompany her she accepts
>when we arrive, she has to go to the head lady's office, i go with her, try to bail her out a bit, explain the situation
>we say goodbye, she has to go to her room, I go home
>meet up regularly throughout the summer but never really get any further than making out, at some point she starts to talk about another guy she seems to like making me jealous
>at one point I stop calling her up because it annoys the crap outta me that she keeps mentioning this other dude
>a few weeks later she calls me up, asks why I didn't message her anymore, tells me she's in a psychiatric facility and that she needs, asks me to visit
>tell her all will be good and that I was busy with school and that I'll visit her asap (would've been like a 1 h ride)
>never visit her, change my phone number
>haven't met her since

She didn't have facebook back then, just looked for her and found her. She's definetely not as cute as back in the day.
should i contact her?

>>733281543
make me faggot

>>733281549
Worst Bel air meme ever smh

>>733281813
Sorry, I'm a fucking newfag.

>>733281650
your already one XD

>>733281584
all that time alone and without you could have made her a major clinger and super needy, plus whatever mental health issues she had before will make things difficult.

So go for it if you want someone who will need attention %150 of the time, have trust issues, and whatever else she has wrong with her. And she is probably loose as fuck from all the other patients and people from the mental health place using her for sex

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>be me
>go to party with a couple of friends and sister
>its in the hood
>like there was a shooting down the street a couple hours ago
>alright
>get to party
>its actually pretty fun
>nigs seem pretty chill
>smoke a few blunts
>bunch of kids show up
>look like they're 15
>whatever
>smoking more with some people
>most of these kids haven't smoked before
>about 15 minutes in one of them stands up
>whatsmells.jpg
>realize he shit his pants
>realize hes still doing it
>"i gotta use the yesterday"
>confused, think he ment restroom
>what is this nigguh on
>weird mix of funny and sad
>he pulls down his pants
>he shits everywhere
>tfw

cont?

>>733278183
that some creepy ass shit wtf kys

>>733282286
don't think you think she'll be kinda mad at me for completely abandonig her in the time of need?

>>733282554
yes

>>733281584
i wouldnt have the audacity to contact someone after that but go ahead, she is prob as autistic as you are kek

>>733282554
Yes pls.

>>733282592
she may be pissed
or she may be glad to reconnect with someone she knew/liked before
or she may act ok, come over to see you, then tie you up, use a wine bottle to violate your ass, then slit your wrists and then grind her pussy on your face as you die

>>733282554
yes

>>733282887
I'd be ok with that.

>>733281584
Nah, what's the point of breaking contact if you want her now again? You had your reasons (pretty stupid to me but never mind) and I'm sure she feels very different about you now. Move on, anon

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Okay here's a pretty weird one that happened to me when I was 18

>be me
>going to party of old friend
>she's a good mate, but her friends bore or annoy the fuck out of me
>don't want to go to like 5 hours of boredom
>decide fuck it, take a couple of eccys and neck a bottle of tequila.
>show up as it is just starting to hit me
>I AM LIFE OF PARTY
>talking to everyone like I've known them all my life
>am managing to socialise even with autismos
>talking to one girl, autistic af, and pretty ugly, but too high to give a fuck.
>get off with her really late when almost everyone has gone too sleep
>she tells me she is a virgin
>fuck her anyway
>sex then black out
>wake up
>she's staring directly at me
>take a moment to recall the events of the past 15 hours
>she gives me this massive lecture about how she was so happy to have lost her virginity to someone who was as kind an caring as me.
>I have NO idea what I did that was kind and caring but oh well
>give her my number, because I feel bad
>she texts me a lot, asking to meet up, even tries to get me to sleep with her a few times
>always make excuses to avoid sex, but take her out for coffee a couple of times just to be nice.
>she clearly likes me a lot, eventually I flat out tell her that I'm not interested in a relationship, as she's not getting the hint.
>takes like a champ, she adds me on steam
>MFW all of this is because I got high for a party

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>i think he realized what he did
>everyone just moves to a different room and seems to shrug it off, we were pretty fucked up
>kid was in a room crying all night tho
>not gonna let that ruin my time
>dudes got some acid
>hell yeah
>get cocky and take 3 tabs
>some of the kiddos took some too
>one of the 15-looking girls talking about how much acid she does
>she did like 4 tabs
>later
>after the come up
>girl is freaking out
>everyone is on something so they're freaking to
>im just sitting on the couch with a dumb grin on my face
>not letting this ruin my time
>hear a dude scream
>apparently the girl bit one of the nigs
>what the fuck
>just overwhelmed with wtf at this point
>also tripping sack
>go in the bathroom
>laugh at myself in the mirror for like 15 minutes
>go back into living room
>all the kids are gone
>just nigs and friends
>everything turned out better than expected
>still don't know what happened to them
>never asked
>tfw rest of the party was good times :)

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>>733275143
>Graduation Party for older friend
>Gotta go pick up poor bro, got no car
>Half the people going to the party don't know the way
>Gotta lead the sheep, gotusaconvoy.jpg
>Pull up to the party, friend's grandma tells us where to park
>Go in the house, all of his family is here, I brought beer so its awkward.
>Walk on the back porch and everyone follows me
>Spend two or three hours just talking then my friend breaks out his boxing gloves, gotta go get mine out of my truck
>Everyone takes a few turns just play boxing
>Girls box, nothot.png
>Me and Poorbro decide to box, gonna get serious.
>Poorbro is fat and I'm a musclehead, he caught the L like a champ.
>Everybody decides its getting late, someone else is taking poorbro home so I can do whatever.
>Burn rubber to look like a bad ass
>Mfw, this was Yesterday.

>>733282887
>>733283064
me too

>>733283230
I kinda feel like I should apologize on the other hand I don't want to tear open old wounds

>>733275143
>be me
>move to new city
>no friends
>get invited to bbq
>not too nervous
>go there
>normal spergy conversation
>things going ok
>qt3.14 sits next to me
>talking her up a bit
>decide to leave
>walk to door
>move netting to walk inside
>someone closed glass door since last time I went out
>glass door so fucking clean
>walk straight into glass door
>everyone hears
>think about saying "Boy, that's a clean door"
>don't say anything
>hear growing laughter
>open door
>walk away

>>733284633
should have said "Now I know why birds hate Windex"

>>733283805
There, if it's what you want (need) then do it, apologize, but me mindful that she may not respond like you would like

>go to party wasn't invited to
>everyone is very drunk
>spot girl who shot me down last month and then spread bs about me
>basically saying I had stds, was crazy/mental other bs
>basically killed any chance i had with any girl
>her and her friends are around the bar
>i go over and start mixing people drinks
>make sure to make hers strong
>eventually I see her go up stairs with a guy
>not even 5 minutes later the guy came back downstairs
>ask what happened, bitch passed out drunk
>watch as he walks away and starts talking to another girl
>I grab a bottle of beer and slip upstairs and find her face down on the bed
>decide its time for revenge
>strip her naked, fuck her pussy, then her ass
>then facefuck her until i cum deep in her throat
>open beer bottle and shove beer bottle into her ass
>use sharpie to write slut on her face, anal whore and cum dumpster on her chest
>grab her cellphone take pictures of her on bed
>go through phone. find send myself all her sexy pictures plus ones i took
>then post those pictures to her facebook, and make them public
>then shove her cell phone deep into her pussy
>I head to bathroom to cleanup
> climb out a window and discretely leave for a few minutes
>20 minutes later I am nearing the party house
>see flashing lights, cops are there
>get text from a buddy who was at party, asking for a ride home
>buddy was out back playing poker the whole night
>tell him I can, then slowly walk to my suv I parked well away from party
>slowly drive up road, get near house, see buddy
>buddy comes over, tells me that a guy got arrested, apparently guy raped his GF
>then he posted pics on her facebook page
>drop buddy off at his place
>head home, suddenly deer on the road, swerve, go off road, suv plows into tree
>wakeup in hospital, girl that was raped is in room across hall
>flirt with qt redhead nurse, end up dating her, find out she is raped girl's cousin
>guy that was charged gets raped in prison
girl that was raped gets abortion, becomes lesbian

>>733283805
Just remember that while apologizing may make you feel better, it may not make her feel better.

>>733285797
>Things that never happened

>>733284964
That would have played off the Windex commercial. Good connection anon, I appreciate that.

>>733282592
>time of need
that's what you think, beta fag

>>733286008
true, i actually just dragged her into the bathroom, tossed her into the shower and pissed all over her, then a few weeks later I was in the hospital for some stitches and meet the redhead nurse. The redhead nurse was the sister of a girl who was best friends with the girl i pissed on.

>>733286636
this is honestly a better story, why did you lie?

>>733283404
Your parties suck more dick than a trap

>be me 19
>hangin with friends drinkin and marijuanas
>friend gets call
>"it's the partie signal anon"
>take 2 cars each with 5 people to par-T
>show up
>fireworks going off the back porch
>music heard through street
>walk in
>mfw see a old lady light sipping vodka.jpg
>fellow par-T-er "HEY ANONS WELCOME TO PARTY"
> me ask who old lady
>"oh that just femanons g-ma, she like to party."
>couple hours go by
>haven't seen grandma in a while
>go looking
>find her face down in grass outside
>ohshitisshedead!?.jpg
>pokelikedeadsquirelwithstick.exe
>"WTF DO U THINK UR DOING!?" She yells out of no where
>ask "you ok? U looked dead!"
>she gets up. Spits on my shoes. Walks down street to gas station
>I tell femanon
>"oh well, she likes to walk off sometimes, sorry about your shoes."
>dont see G-ma again for a few more hours
>G-ma walks in the door WITH A FUCKING ROMAN CANDLE
>lights it
>fireworks throughout house
>people screaming
>g-ma laughing
>sounds kinda like gunshots
>someone outside pulls gun
>fires rounds into house
>runfastlikeforest.exe
>pleaseGODhelpme!.jpg
>find 3 friends at car
>leave rest for dead
>zoom away

That was a good ass par-T
Wish I could have par-T-ied with grandma more tho

>>733286814
the first story was what I wished I had done, the second is what I really did. And the girl did become a lesbian, and ended up dating her best friend.

>be me
>be twin
>be in high school
>I'm pretty good looking
>I've gotten down acting like a normie pretty well
>my brother however is way better at it
>be at a party
>people drinking
>it's a big house
>goddamn.jpg
>guy who's house it is, is already out
>I don't know him but I'm friends with someone who is friends with him
>My brother and me show up to party together
>me and my brother have a strange relationship
>I love him but I think he's a fucking dick
>he keeps going up to people and touching them and shit
>acting aggressive
>fuckingnormies.gif
>his gf is a sweet Asian girl kind of quiet
>she is coming, but a tad later
>me and her are acquaintances but not close
>she's pretty attractive looking 8.5/10
>my brother is REALLY drunk.
>he comes up and starts trying to grapple with me
>I have touching issues I don't like it
>I'm also a wrestler and unlike him a baseball player I know what I'm doing
>grab him and trip him to ground
>he gets pissed
>we end up fighting
>people break it up
>brother yells "You're only enlisting cause you're fucking stupid and I hope you die overseas."
>ouch...
>his friends decide they'll drive him home and I can keep the car cause I'm not hammered
>fine
>his gf shows up
>have a brilliant idea

You all want more?
>

>>733287391
obv

>go to party
>drunk girls everywhere
>get wasted
>wakeup in bed with 2 girls
>feeling on top of the world
>run to bathroom to pee
>suddenly feel need to shit
>ass hurts a lot
>manage to take a shit
>cleanup then head back to bed
>pull covers back and get a surprise
>there were actually 3 girls, and two are wearing large strapons
>then I remember what happened, we had a chile eating contest, with super spicy peppers
>then we drank more, and ended up doing a foursome with girls
>then remember video camera we had setup
>sit in bed watching home porn movie we made
>send tape to porn company, make money, become porn producer
>one of girls on tape becomes pornstar, one becomes a fluffer, and third girl becomes a school teacher

>>733287391
sure post more

>>733287391
I see where this is going. Cont.

>>733287391
>my brother (twin) has always been the more outgoing guy
>he gets good grades parents are so proud of him
>they always treat me like shit
>they don't approve of me enlisting (marines)
>he always gives me shit for being more shy
>I rather stay at home smoke weed and play vidya
>but what he said struck deep
>it really hurt
>see his cute little gf show up doesn't know what happened
>think it'd be great payback to fuck his girlfriend
>tricky though, people saw our fight and anyone could tell her I'm the Twin not my brother her gf
>walk up and say "hey, what's up babe?"
>she's a little tipsy but not drunk
>think for sure she notices
>"Hey baby, how's the party?"
>fuckingjackpot.jpg
>keep talking to her doing my fucking BEST to steer the conversation way from anything that might give me away
>I don't know what these fucking people talk about and I'm sitting with her friends and her with my arm wrapped around her on the couch
>I don't know a single name
>get asked "where's your brother?"
>say we fought and he went home
>they all proceed to talk shit about me
>his gf says I'm fucking weird
>I'll show you weird bitch
>she drink a bit more she's feeling it now
>I'm almost completely sober
>tell her friends I'll take her home no big deal
>be driving her home and I'm bitching out
>she lives in our neighborhood so I actually know where she lives
>she all of a sudden grabs my dock and whips it out and starts sucking me off while I'm driving
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>get to her house she tells me to come inside
>"don't mind if I do"
>fuck her face off I'm talking pounding her fucking face in
>hate fuck no condom
>bust the fattest nut inside her
>oh yeah
>cuddle till she passes out
>go home and bro is already knocked out
>go to sleep

Continue?

lolwut

>>733288981
Yes Jesus Christ quite fucking stopping.

>>733288981
The fuck is going on CONT

>>733288981
keep going

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>>733288981
>morning comes and my brother wakes me up
>"Hey Anon, I don't really remember last night what the hell happened?"
>"You got fucked uo did a lot of crazy shit."
>"Yeah man. We got in a fight and your friends broke it up and took me home thinking I was you and you stayed at the party."
>"Oh shit man, in sorry I was drunk af."
>"Don't worry about it atleast you got home okay."
>"Did I drive?" My brother asks
>"I don't know, check and see if the car is there if you did, I'm impressed."
>hehe
>he sees our car and just says he's just glad he got home safe
>I agree it all gets shrugged off he just thinks he stay behind drive his gf home drunk and came home and passed out
>never talked about again
>months pass and one day he busts in my room freaking out
>"Anon, ____ is pregnant."
>MFW
>tell him wtf how?
>tells me they're always careful and he normally uses a condom not always but apparently the last time he didn't was that night
>nofuckingway.jpg
>he's freaking out asking what He should do
>tell him he needs to man up and take responsibility, that it's the right thing to do and he should tell our parents
>he does it causes chaos
>she tells her parents
>more chaos
>eventually her parents pretty much force her to get an abortion
>Mfw I impregnate my brothers gf and cause my parents to hate him and her to get an abortion
>am now favorite and I get out of the corps this month

Who else has a crazy story?

this was my friday night

>went out with basketball teamates bc season ended
>we were in a fucking massive place
>can't even fucking move

>someone touches my shoulder
>it's a girl
>she says, ''You're wearing the jacket upside down''
>feel autistic

i left 10 min later

also
>friends want me to drink
>never drank any type of alcohol
>they fucking put me the half of 3 different alcohol bottles when i asked them to make me a drink
>drink it like a champ

>didn't feel anything

(btw i'm spanish, so sorry if something in english is wrong)

>drove 4 hours to see a girI met online
>we had a party, got drunk
>got to fuck her and one of her girl friends
>get a text a few months later, both girls are pregnant with twins
>they think im the father
>MFW i tell them I got a vasectomy, so I can't have kids
>they eventually leave me alone and find another guy to say if the father of their kids
>truth is, i never got a vasectomy, so the kids are most likely mine

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>>733290273
Oh and they broke up after being together for 3 and a half years

>>733290931
I'm proud of you.

>>733290632
Nos haces quedar mal, fantasmón

>be basement dwelling neckbeard
>its summer time
>mom threatens to cut off internet if i don't go outside
>come up from basement, light in house is hurting my eyes
>mom pushes me outside
>sunlight starts to burn my skin
>I run around like retard flailing arms around
>end up running off of deck and falling into mud pit that dad is making into garden
>burning stops
>run indoors and shake mud all over house while mom screams
>try to run back downstairs but mom locked door
>mom grabs broom and chases me outside
>sit in shade under tree, watching house
> see cute neighbor girl in skimpy bikini outside on their deck
>get hard, start jerking off
>i cum all over, the girl looks right at me and screams
>i dash inside and hear her screaming about a pervert
>hours later white van pulls up outside
>chris hansen comes out, cops drag me out of house and toss me into the van
>get ass raped by chris hansen
>sue government, win large settlement
>neighbor girl now likes me, wants to date
>use her as fucktoy until tired of her, then date her sister
>suddenly wakeup to cell phone ringing, its my GF, she wants the D
>suddenly wakeup again in jail
>realize that was the dream and that the first bit was real
>next realize that I am being ass raped in jail
>also realize that I have now become OP

>>733291415
¿Quedar mal de qué?

>>733290931
congratulation