roll to reply i'd show this chick's face but she is

"Pics"

Peg my ass dood

>>733272933
WINRAR

>>733272800
I dont know what youre talking about

>>733272933
LMAO that was fast. Sending now

>>733272869
69 trumps dubs

'Boy my twats so moist for you man'

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>>733272933

lets go boys

>>733273113
Rolling for this

But wear a condom i don't want any of your chlamydia

>>733273280
No condoms I want that chlamydia because its yours

i really want you, you're literally a 10/10 to me

I like you. Like, really like you. I wanna eat your ass for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day for a month.

>>733273171
19? why not just keep it as dubs?

"Have you ever seen a feminine penis?"

Moisten me daddy

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she seems to be ignoring me.
new woman now

>>733273438
Reroll

>>733273553
Send this message again
>>733272933

Peg my ass dood

>>733273615
will do

>>733273553
Hey there, how are you doing? I am doing scat movies to make a living. Given your weight and size. Im positive that you would be a great model if you tried. Would you like to do some modelling for me tonight?

Why do people only ever discuss the negative aspects of Nazi Germany?

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>>733273615
>>733273698
WE GOT A LIVE ONE

Hey man, I want you to rearrange my rectum with that 11 inch stinger

>>733273864
Wew lad

>>733273838
THIS

>>733273890
Do it anon

>>733273922
winrar

>>733273922
lets go boys, this gonna be good

>>733273922
haha

>>733273922
Deliver OP, for both

>>733274111
o shit trips

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fuck, the plan didnt work

>>733274044
>>733274111
>>733273922
dubs and trips force you to deliver op

>>733274180
I would smear your scat on my moobs if you modelled, come on...

Hey bb, im grill what you up to bb?

>>733274386
THIS ONE

>>733274386
DUBS HET

>>733274180
She's taking this really well, so far

"That's a shame, I think you'd have been able to go pretty far in the industry.

Would you like to give it a trial run off camera? ;)"

>>733274180
I would like you to film me performing an enema on myself - except I will be using hot chocolate instead of water, would you please do that?

>>733274386
go

>>733274386
scat on moobs

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Send this

>>733274386
rolling

>>733274477
dubs dubs
sending now

>>733274386
rollerino

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>>733274659
>>733274477
we're making progress

"I'm only joking, you seem like you got humour so I thought I should try something funny lol. Not gonna lie to you, I find you really attractive and want to fuck the shit out of you some day. If you wanna hook up let me know, I know I'm being too raw but at least I'm honest."

>>733274620
Roll

>>733274923
Reroll

>>733274923
im samefagging for this

>>733274923
Rolling for this

>>733274923
Roll

>>733274923
DO IT

>>733274966
gotcha chap

>>733274923
Roloolol

>>733274923
this

>>733274923
Rolling

>>733274923
Check em

>>733274896
4-HO-DMT

>>733274923
This

>>733274923
Roll

>>733274923
Rolling!

This chick seems cool

>>733274923
DEEZ DUBS

>>733274966
Send the image OP

>>733274923
got em

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>>733275075
>>733274966
GET ME LAID /B/
IVE BEEN JERKING OFF TO THIS CHICK FOR 4 YEARS

>inb4 we actually get OP laid

>>733274923
Roolll

Awh come on, it wouldn't hurt, besides we could get a drink afterwards ahah! Also, I feel as though any pain would be negated by looking at your lovely bosom.

>>733274923
thiss

>>733274923
Rolling

>>733274923
ROLLLL

>>733274923
do it op

>>733274923
For fucks sake dubs pls

>>733274923
say this shit

>>733274923
Really, she seems like she's got a sense of humour. do this one OP, you might actually get laid

>>733274923
do it op

>>733275276
>>733275198
>>733275132
>>733275087
>>733275065
SO FUCKING CLOSE

>>733274923
Rolling kk

>>733274923
get some op

>>733274923
Rolllllll

>>733274923
Check em dubs

>>733274923
dubs have spoken

>>733274923
rollerino for op's peeno

>>733274923
This ffs, fuck the dubs

>>733274923
OP PLS, ROLL

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if i get laid because of you guys does this mean i'm a chad?

>>733274923
/B/ demands this

>>733274923
>>733275152
Reroll

>>733274923
Op if you want to get laid then do this one regardless of being dubs. Got em anyway.

>>733275230
roll

>>733274923
C'MON OP

>>733274923
Here we go

>>733274923
>>733274923
>>733274923
>>733274923
Fuck the dubs! get yourself a woman OP

>>733274923
Reroll

>>733274923
Re-rolling

Seriously send this shit

>>733274923
44? Rerell

>>733274923
ROOOLLLLL

>>733274923
Relentless roll

>>733274923
rolling

>>733275468
No, it means she's a retard.
>>733274923
also, this

>>733275537
IM A SLAVE TO THE BOARD ANON

>>733275443
Off by one reroll

>>733274923
check em

>>733275468
Chadimus Maximus

>>733274923
>>733275490
DO THIS OP DON'T BE A FAGGOT

>>733274923
rolll

>>733274923
Won't stop rolling

>>733275598
And again off by one reroll

>>733274923
COME ON OP. ROLLLLL

>>733274923
check em

>>733274923
This to get laid

>>733274923
roll for happy op and disappointed girly

>>733274923
Just send this, fuck the dubs

>>733275663
And again 3rd off by one reroll

>>733275711
WINRAR

>>733275711
>>733275711
>>733275711
CHECKED

>>733275711
WE DID IT

>>733275711
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS

>>733275711
AYYY

>>733274923
FUCKING DO IT REEEEEEEE

>>733274923
You know what, OP says he's slave to the board, so have my dubs to get laid /b/ro

>>733275711
winnarr

>>733275749
Fml

>>733274923
Roll nigga

>>733275755
>>733275711
THEY FUCKING DID IT

>>733275711
I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT SHE SAYS

>>733275711
finally

>>733275817
Reroll

>>733275711
Ohh ye boi

don't let us down now op

>>733275755
I too, got dubs to help the cause

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>>733275711
>>733275757
CAPTAIN HOW DO WE PROCEED

>>733276022
FUCK IT YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR OWN POST IN NOW NIGGA

>>733276022
I've been thinking about you for years.
I really really like you.

>>733276022
Are you free tomorrow? :)

>>733276022
soldier down

>>733276085
This.

>>733276022
OP got dubs, take your pick I guess?

Otherwise ask if she's down for going out tonight?

Find another girl, make some casual talk with her and then send her the link to this thread (the one I'm about to link, not the one we're in right now) with a winky face and say "if you play your cards right u mite just find urself as the next image ;`)"[sic]
The thread: boards.4chan.org/d/thread/7383849

>>733276022
OP of the last message you sent her here. Proceed with asking "so what do you think of my proposal"

>>733276095
Self roll get that poon op

>>733276022
I really like you, are you free tonight?

>>733276085
Roll

>>733276085
Yes, rolling

>>733276085
Roll

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>>733276165
Reroll

>>733276022
You didn't answer to my suggestion

>>733276022
I DO have a 8 inch dick downstairs that I haven't used in months. Wanna take a look? Mines for yours

>>733276095
ROLLERINO

>>733276168
>>733276022
using my own dubs to send this.

I can show you a real good time

>>733276022
"What do you think of my proposal?"

>>733276276
roll

>>733276276
Rolllllllll

>>733276085
Roll for this too

>>733276085
roooooooooooll

>>733276340
Reroll

>>733276095
Roll!

>>733276085
Rell

>>733276388
Winrar

>>733276388
WINRAR

>>733276022
I've really liked you since 4 years ago and was a pussy to not do something about it. Now I have gathered enough courage to go on 4chan and let random people tell me what to do.

>>733276388
Win

>>733276400
Winrar

>>73327638and we have a winner

>>733276388
Nooooo

Creepy as fuck. gonna scare her off

Are you okay with doing butt stuff? Because I'm a huge fan of getting my ass fisted.

"well if I'm being honest, I'm a hopeless autist who has been posting answers from people on 4chan for this entire conversation. this whole conversation, along with your picture, is being broadcasted to the internet."

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>>733276297
now we lie in wait

>>733276022
Well, she didn't say no. Keep being funny, I guess.

"Honesty is ALMOST always good. I once admitted to eating my mom's secret chocolate stash and didn't get dessert for a week.

Well, so far it's been a week. We'll see how she feels Monday."

>>733276494
Rololololololo

>>733276485
this, desu

>>733276506
Are you serious faggot?!

>>733276494
roll

>>733276521
Roll for this

>>733276400
Checked!

I haven't had a girlfriend in months and now feel like I can have any girl I want... and I want you

>>733276506
Here's my suggestion. Ask if she wants to hang out in the week, fuck our retarded comments, and post updates

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>>733276543
i got my own dubs bitch nigga

>>733276506
fuck boys what does "nm" mean

>>733276494
roll

Tell her what you're doing to her

>>733276400
winrar

>>733276674
roll

>>733276704
Not much for

>how about a date?

>>733276506
This was a bad decision, OP.

She didn't give an answer because she was trying to decide. Now you look desperate and lost points.

If dubs, send
>>733276521

>>733276752
roll

>>733276704
"proposal" lol.
wrong words there

im gonna get some shreddies and miniwheats, keep working on this guys

>>733276704
OP of comment here again. Nm means "not much". Tell her you will take her for dinner or a film and see how it goes. Promise her a good time and that there won't be pressure for anything.

>>733276800
WIN

>>733276704
Tell her that you'd rather have a date than a hook up

>>733276674
roll for this

How about we have some intimate lovemaking

>>733276800
Win

>>733276800
WINRAR

>>733276752
>>733276800
WINRAR

>>733276844
DOUBLE WIN
SEND IT TWICE

>>733276844
>>733276800
Double KO

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>>733276805
>how about a date?
fucking hell just as i got up to get some cereal

look... I'm tired of being lonely for no reason. I know you want me and I want you, let's make this work for the sake of our future kids and their kids...

>>733277161
roll, gotta get

I really want to get to know you better instead of just thinking about you

[spoiler]test[/spoiler]

If she agrees to it telol her that you've gotta run, but will drop her a message later to sort out when and where. Then step away from the PC and buy yourself a new shirt.

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>>733276981
WE'VE GOT A CHANCE IF WE CAN DIG OURSELVES OUT OF THIS HOLE

>also i decided to get some oatmeal crisp w/ almonds instead

>>733277299
What a waste

[spoilers]newfag[/spoilers]

>>733276981
Not sure about you OP, but if I were in your shoes I'd cringe myself to sleep and hope this was a nightmare.

If I get dubs DO NOT reply to her with this... but everybody remember that we are trying to get nudes also

But I can give lick a butthole like a champ :(

Im just looking to have a great time with you

>>733274923
Dubs reroll get

>>733277161
fkn roll

>>733277403
We are? I thought we were just trying to make OP's life less shit

>>733277375
i do shit like this regardless of dubs or having a thread. this is fucking hilarious to me

>>733277313
Did someone hurt you?

>>733277536
Roll

>>733277161
last roll to save thread

>>733277313
I'm sorry but I let my sexual desires get to the best of me. I would really get to know u better tbh

>>733277313
lol u fucked up. If dubs here tell her

"Hookups are fun though, at least a one nighter puts something interesting in ur dull life."

>>733277161
my trips shall roll for this

Okay look, I will level with you. I was really fucking nervous about asking you and I honestly have always found you really attractive. I asked you if you wanted to hookup because I thought maybe if we did it could turn into a relationship. Sorry that it sounded like that was the only thing I wanted.

Why don't we meet up for a cup of coffee and just get to know each other a bit, nothing else?

>>733277583
Rolllll

>>733277536
Yes

>>733276981
send a pic of yourself fully-clothed, but crudely cut and pased some oiled-up abs on in Paint. Send said pic with a generic fuckboi comment of your choice taken from the anons below. Dubs not required.

>>733277616
roll

>>733277161
dubs get

>>733277616
Roll for this

>>733277313
>oatmeal crisp w/ almonds
8/10 breakfast. Good shout

>>733277616
Also rolling on this

>>733277583
Roll because why not

fuck you then you stank ass bitch. I'm out here hustling and shit, trying to get me a piece of fish to call my own. I even offered to take you out on a fucking date, I have a chilli's employee card and I could have gotten us 15% off and two free sides, yet you just fucking go on a ruin it. I can't even begin to imagine how ungrateful you are.

>>733277677
W I N R A R

>>733277677
winn

>>733277700
YES!

>>733277583
Bring op back on track

>>733277677
WINRAR

>>733277161
done rolling,
this roll doesn't count.
I gives up

>>733277677
Dubs boys

>>733277744
>>733277700
Double triple doubles take priority

>>733277744
Oh shit double dubs

Rolling for the 7s tell her you love her

>>733277700
My sides

>>733277677
DUBBBBS
gogogo

>>733277744
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>733277652
lol "pased"

still gud tho
roll

>>733277700
Do this if you want to ruin everything

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>>733277677
>>733277313
LETS GOOOOOOO

>>733277700
>>733277744
if things werent going so well i`d send this in a heartbeat

>>733277583
Rollie polie

>>733277914
LET'S GOOOOOO

>>733277914
Booo. You chose the boring one that seems cheesy and desperate

>>733277914
Save the double get for the end if all else fails

>>733277914
"fuck i dont speak woman, someone translate

>>733277914
Good. I may have saved your fucking bacon OP.

>>733277914
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>733277914
OP, if this works, you owe us her nudes whenever your receive them. Post a dated screencap along with them so we know it's you.

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>>733277914
>>733278067
forgot sc

>>733278062
The point of this thread was to get OP laid

Can you send me a pic, I wanna see how beautiful you look today.

>>733277914
OP saw two paths ahead of him, one that would get him a fuck, and one that would fuck him up. He chose well.

>>733278118
You're in.

Not gonna lie, I'd totally anal you until my sweet, sticky smegma drips out of your anus just like melted mocha frappucino.

>>733278118
Lol get fucked

>>733278162
Yass rollin

>>733278127
Toll

>>733278118
>When are you free to get together?

>>733278162
im not gonna send this but i spat oatmeal crips (wé almonds) all over my table while reading it.

Good job anon

>>733278258
Tbh this

>>733278127
Yass

>>733278127
Roll roll roll

"I want more than a hook up, I was just using the advice my friend gave me. Hes always been a lady's man so i asked his opinion. because to be honest I have had a crush on you but was to nervous to approach you, ive always been a little awkward in these situations but ive had it. We dont need to hook up I would just like to take you out and we could see how we feel when we are out together. Who knows this could blossom into a wonderful friendship and even relationship. Lol what do you say wanna give it a shot?"

>>733278118
I know, totally out of the blue for me to do something like this. Are you free in the week?

i hate niggers

>>733278127
Hope this leads to noods

Can we just start over? Was off to a bad start. I apologize for the way I came off.

>>733278118
What the fuck do you need then? You dont model for a scat movie, you dont date, you dont fuck.
What kind of landwhale are you?

>>733278335
ROLL

>>733278276
Thanks.

>>733278335
Roll

>>733278356
roll

>>733278118
Well I'm really randem rawr xD

>>733278343

This

>>733278356
rollington

>>733278356
This

>>733278335

ROLL

>>733278127
roll it up nigga, lets see how ugly this bitch is

>>733278343

Rerolling for this

>>733278356
randolph

Author of the last comment here. Try this:

"It might seem random to you but I have been feeling this way for a while. I'm sorry if I'm coming on too strong but I can't help it. All I want to do is buy you a cup of coffee, would you let me do that?"

>>733278477
nooooo

>>733278477
Yesssss

>>733278118
I like random, it makes life interesting

>>733278477
Yes.

>>733278477

LOL

My name is Jeff

>>733278127
Lets see

>>733278533
>>733278477
Yes

>>733278340
>has clearly never been outside or talked to a girl before

>>733278534
Roll

>>733278520
this anon is gonna get you laid
rolling

>>733278477

Winrar. Deliver OP

>>733278118
"Ok I'll be honest, I thought it'd be kinda fun to go on 4chan and have random autists type up what I'm going to send you, hence the random messages and what not. But for real now, I really do like you, and I'd love to get to know you better over a cup of coffee or something, no strings attached."

>>733278481
He's got a good point, she got full body pics on her profile?

>>733278332
roll

Look heffer, Ill buy you a feedbag at whatever appebees you want, I only want to know one thing. What are the chances of you turning loose some of that old pussy?

>>733278127
Roll

>>733278477
LISTEN LISTEN IM NOT GONNA SEND THIS FOR YOUR SAKE

YOU'VE ALL PUT SO MUCH EFFORT IN TO THIS IM NOT GONNA SOIL IT NOW

Oh fuck we need a 2nd thread

>>733278477

If you do this it's all over.

I want to cut your nipples off and squeeze blood out of them.

"Im a nice guy anf you wont do better than me, i can provide for and protect you. Im an alpha, Im a wolf, but when it comes to my ladies im the sweetest softie ever. Just thought I should get that out there before we progress ant further."
Bitches love some aggression.

>>733278520

this.

>>733278481
Again

>>733278477
please nigger dont

>>733278650
Based OP, he's a hardboiled shitposter that don't play by the rules

>>733278520
rolling

>>733278520
This if you want to keep alive any chance of seeing her naked

>>733278603
Roll for this

>>733278520
This minus the 'would you let me do that?' part

>>733278650
do it OP

also if I get dubs: "Make America Great Again"

>>733278600
>>733278533
>>733278477
This

WIll you fart on a guy like

>>733278650

Then dont start this thread you lying piece of shit. OP is faggot

>>733278520
dubs get

>>733278657
are we at bump limit?

next dubs that doesn't ruin our work will be used for next thread

>>733278481
Gooo

Leme ask u this one question m'lady.
Are you in to midget porn? Then i have the dick 4 u!

>>733278650
Fuck you nigger

>>733278818
It's still on I hate niggers you faggot

>>733278481
reroll for ugly bitch

>>733278840
This one

>>733278811
Thread was about totally different bitch. OP is now outsourcing his chat up lines.

We in this for the long haul

>>733278811
Dub dubs win

>>733278332
Roll

>>733278887
So ducking close anon

>>733278940
No, only niggerlovers are

Sieg heil

LISTEN HERE FUCKERS

WE'VE GOT A CHANCE AT MAKING HISTORY

IM NOT GONNA THROW IT AWAY FOR SOMEONE WHO PROBABLY HASNT EVEN OPENED UP THE THREAD

>>733278946

Second time I roll dubs and OP doesnt deliver. Pussy bitch

>>733278481
pls i need to see how ugly she is

>>733278606
rollerino

>>733278840
roll

"kill yourself fat kike" if dubbs

>>733278332
rolllll

>>733279090
double dubs OP send pic of ugly bitch

>>733279072
Uh, we all have and we did it deliberately.
Get fucked.

Roll for I h8 niggers

>>733279072
"LISTEN HERE FUCKERS

WE'VE GOT A CHANCE AT GETTING ME LAID

IM NOT GONNA THROW AWAY THE PUSSY FORSOMEONE WHO PROBABLY HASNT EVEN OPENED UP THE THREAD

>>733278520
This one you fucking faggot

>>733278887
Roll

Also op won't use any posts that will blow his chances at ducking this landwhale so be nice guys because op is a fucking fag

>>733279188
SO MUCH WIN

>>733278332
im samefagging for this

we're gonna make OP great again

>>733279188
Win

>>733279222
TRIPS ON THEM DUBS

>>733279188
Dubs say it's your choice

>>733279222
KEK WILLS OP TO REMAIN FAGGOT

>>733278840
rollerino

>>733279222
Yes.

Fuck you OP

>>733279090
op u niglet i got dubs
>9090

>>733278332
>>733278520
Roll

Take your pick OP

>>733278603
samefag here, honestly op your best bet is to come clean and hope she finds it funny, othervise you'll end up looking like a retard who doesn't know how to talk to girls

>>733279188
I got dubs on that lul. On a sidenote dont say anything that will fuck up your chances at getting the pussi. With you all the way.

Found her on Facebook. She is 13. OP is 47.

Well fuck op it looks like hes not delivering

>>733278127
Fuck me

I'm gay.

>>733279395
love you buddy

>>733279428
Post that shit then.

>>733279449
Roll for ebin pic of land fishy

>>733279428
lul nice try buddy.

There any less ant size pictures of this girl on her profile OP? I wanna see what we're working to get you

>>733278520

Roll

>>733279381
Samefagging for these, we need to get this on the rails

>>733279449
Re roll

>>733279607
Ch3ck e3

thread dead
so sad

>>733279780
Good.

>>733279677
Dubs get

>>733279644
fuck all of you im a fucking faggot ass OP and i'm gonna send this

im gonna start a new thread with the screenshot, stick around here for a link to it

>>733279644
Winr

>>733279644
>>733279677
double dubs, do eeet

>>733279856
>>733279677
Why so angry? The dubs allowed it

>>733279957
after like 7 other dubs and 3 trips of shitposting

Can I please see your smegma ridden land whale cunt?

Best way to start my day is with some pussy cheese on my tongue I'll say.