sooo g<fur time??? (post what you wish you where and what

I wish I was a loli to take neck beards many loads. I am only an Asian man :/

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>i wish i was a cute glaceon
>but im just a skinny faggot

>>733273140
This

>Wanna be a cute loli
>Serve speergy neckbeards all day
>Tied to a toilet, cum leaking out my cunny
>Smiling big and delirious, covered in cum and sweat
>"Th-thank you anon!!!"

But instead I'm just a trap
Too tall to be loli-like but sometimes folks think I'm way young (like 14?)

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>>733275424
A fourteen year old looking trap is fine

i wish i was a cool /fit/ bodybuilder

but instead i'm just a jailbait looking femboy bitch with a fat ass uwu

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>>733276570
Get to lifting then but it would be a shame to lose a "jailbait looking femboy bitch with a fat ass"

>>733276840
i try but my friends say i look out of place. they say i look like a girl and people think i'm really passable and cute uwu

>>733276941
own it man!! thats one of the best traits to have <3

>>733276941
the fact that youre typing uwu means your a pussy boy so dont even bother

>>733275424
share your secrets anon, I'm trying to get into trapping but i have too much flab in my belly :x

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>>733276941
Might have to play to your strengths then.

i wanna be a muscle bear, i have the perfect body for it but i need to eat much more and work out much more. but i really cant eat more than i already am.
im not skinny but im not fat.

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>>733277042
thanks for the kind words!! pic related hehe ^_^

>>733277118
well fuck you anyways.
p.s. your jealousy is showing u__u

>>733277133
i think i will! nwn

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>>733278587
Holy shit your friends are lying to you

>>733278587
saved

>>733279086
save all you want sweetie ^w^

>>733278973
idk i've been told by other people the same thing :/ total strangers have hit on me before thinking i'm a girl xD so i think they're pretty reliable.

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why are you doing this to the poor boy

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>wish I was a big fat bear

>is a smol cub

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>>733279230
I guess if you're okay with passing as an ugly woman then that's your business. You're in no way jailbait though. You can also stop pretending you want to be anything other than what you are

>>733279543
thats so fucking hot

>>733279832
id fuck him <3 as long as he is fully dressed in drag

>>733279543
i feel you dude

>>733279832
wow, rude.

>>733279230
more pls

>>733279832
more

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>>733280071
That doesn't mean much
>>733280193
I'm sowwy x3 hehe ^~^

>>733280720
also saved. Wew what a nice pic

cloacas are icky doe

>>733280883
That's a little disturbing.

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>>733280720

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only strong, fleshy assholes here

>>733281099
OP here

thats what i wish i could look like <3


thanks Anon

>>733281099
[input command] bite~cok

>>733281091
yeah but that PA is rank S+

>>733281159
this guy! love that shit <3 youre making me hard AF

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>>733281251

p[roud of you

Dom has the strongest, fleshiest butthole.

>>733281566
we need pic proof

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I've fapped to this picture twelve times now

what is wrong with me??

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>>733281099

>>733281524
where do you find all this good shit? <3
add me on facebook

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designed by billions of years of evolution, or jesus, to jerk off to dogs

>>733281566

you are incredibly kind

>>733281709

no

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>>733281697

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>>733281916
are you drunk

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>>733282093

no, but i am ill and haven't been sleeping, so it may seem that way

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>>733282166
i'm sorry I will refrain from posting more dog-pussy so you won't get sicker

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>>733282367

you are so very compassionate

>>733281916
that was just a joke i just want to know where u find all this hot stuff

>>733282367
Post butts instead.

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Is there anything else I could do?

Why can't you sleep?

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My bf ended it with me bc he decided he wasn't gay :<

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>>733282580

i look around on the internet

>>733282614

my stomach houses shards of obsidian

>>733282761
He may not be gay, but sure is a faggot.

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>>733282876
He's definitely both, but try telling him that.

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>>733282876
He sure sounds like one

>>733283084
Trade him in for a better BF.

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Well damn

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>>733283308
I'll sure try

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>>733283695

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>>733283767

>>733283617
Dat ass.

>>733283704
Hook up with Snuffles.

what makes a man want a man

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>>733283842

>>733282849
his fucking sack is pierced?

>>733283869
My penis.

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>>733283868
Who is this Snuffles you speak of?

>>733283894

dad gets what he wants.

>>733283917
Here >>733282614

>>733283990
sounds horrible

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>>733283868
more ass?

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>>733284145

definitely hard to rationalize

>>733284275
Yes.

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>>733284389

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>>733272582
When I first met my current boyfreind he was completely straight. I ruined him >:3

Apparently I am cuter, girlier and have a bigger butt than all the girlfriends he has had. He likes to call me princess kitty, makes me wear bimbo clothes, makeup and stay at home being a housewife.

It's perfect :3 the only problem is that male pattern baldness runs in my family, if I get that then I will have to stop this, for the meantime I am living the dream :3

>>733281696
Those are rookie numbers

BIG ASS

>>733284275
fill me up daddy

Dom's the biggest.

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>>733285519

>>733285674
seeing all these big guys makes my dick harder than a rock

>>733285739
Post it.

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>>733285739

>>733285848
legit my phone camera doesnt go under 4mb

I have the weirdest boner rn

>>733285867
cats are my fav <3

>>733286025
reduce resolution

>>733286171
it doesnt go lower than 4mb, and highest is 12mb.
got the S8+

>>733286276
take a screenshot of the pic

>>733286059
gimme a minute to get my external hard drive.
got a shitload of feline pics

>>733285739
>>733285674
>>733285867
idk if u guys use telegram but theres this dudes channel with big guys. its @wolverines_dudes_NSFW

>>733286450
i love you daddy

>>733287256
Booty.

>I'm a hung and tall twink, basically the perfect switch as long as you are not into really femme guys
>wish to have lower standards irl, because there are no fucking skinny traps here and as such I'm bi for no reason

>>733287698
Fuck fat old men.

>>733287698

As a smooth chubby guy, you're perfect.

>>733286450
are u coming back to me bby?

>>733287807
I'm not even kidding, I'd love to not be turned off by them. I would be rolling in money, the lowest I got offered for just to get blown by dudes was 100€.

>>733287975
Either put on on some panties and stockings, or have a huge dick :^)

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>>733288070
>>733286450
I'm on.
took me a while to boot up my laptop

>>733288669
Those are so faggy.

>>733288500
love it !!!!

>>733284498
Sauce?

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>>733289356
I love the idea of the bottom wearing a condom so he doesn't make a mess on the floor.
a shame there isn't much on that topic...

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>>733289864

>>733289716
more of this! bby i love this shit

>>733288441

eh, I'm 6x5.5 dick wise, although I like to CD too. Can I crawl under your desk while you work/play video games and try and distract you?

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>>733290005
>>733289864

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anyone into sexy feline butts?

>>733290966
No.

>i wish i was an onion so i could just live in the ground
>im a faggot

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Which way to the all male harem?

>>733290966
Yes.

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>>733291191

>>733290966
me lik me lik :3

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>>733291292
>>733291191

>>733272582
You know you can become a trap right? Like if you want to be a trap there are steps you could take to become one.

Post gifs

why do you want male ass

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>>733291384

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anyone here enjoying the feline dump?

Why don't you?

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Because it probably feels good, but what do I know. I never felt any.
So what do we learn from this? Stop perusing.

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>>733274290
man, Akkla's been on point lately. Where does he get the money to hire these A+ artists?

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>>733291384

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why isn't "Canal" pronounced like "Anal"?

>>733291903
his nose ring looks like snot

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>>733291572
because male feline ass is fucking sexy

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>>733291903
He probably has a well paying job, like most white/asian furries.

>>733291982
Are you that guy from the e621 post?

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I wish I was Lamar Burton.

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>>733292161
no

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>wannabe super slutty trap
>have the body and butt
>is shy
why must life hurt me this way

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>>733292402
You probably dont.

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>>733292402
look for a lover online?

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>>733292270
oh.

>>733292402
this tbh
>>733292468

The majority of people here see content posted and think "I can do that" but nah they cant. Kinda why the majority of "traps" hide the face. You dig me hombre salsa dip?

>>733290584
>>733290375
>>733289935
>>733290815
>>733291205
>>733291913
>>733291987
>>733292172
hot as fuck!!!

™ faggots of /b

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>>733292657
glad you're enjoying it

>>733292562
Trying, everyone is flaky/untrustworthy :(
>>733292593
I have weirdly feminine features, I could if I put in the effort. It's just finding a reason for the effort.

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>>733292593
Pretty much

>>733292838
Dont bother, you will put all your effort in for nothing.

fuck, that was a nice thread.
need a cold shower now.
will be back in about half an hour (long hair needs time to dry)

>>733292838
this tho
>>733292850

Dont take it the wrong way its human nature. Like Bear Grylls. People watch a series of his show then think they can survive if stranded out in the wild and its the same reason "I could if I put in the effort. It's just finding a reason for the effort" I can do that I just dont wanna.

hell if I put in the effort I could "trap" but it means losing a few pounds, shaving and buying girls clothes but I dont see any point cause its not what I wanna do

>>733292997
Probably, just gonna keep it all to myself

>>733292715
wish i could save it all, but i cant on this device :S

>>733293244
>>733293244
>>733293244
>>733293244
>>733293244

>>733293055
Effort wont get you shit. If I put in effort in anything its always for nothing.
Like t rying to get laid. Years and years of trying did jack shit. Now im too old and tons of time wasted on something ill never get.

>>733293216
why?