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/nzg/ New Zealand General Stupidly fucking early edition.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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/nzg/ New Zealand General

Stupidly fucking early edition.

Anyone lurking?
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>>733242164
rotorua fapping here but i doubt youll get many tonight.
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>>733242614
Ya I know, just bored as fuck. What's the haps in rotovegas?
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Wellington here, who wants a drawing?
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>>733243026
Can you draw sonic the Hedgehog riding a shark like a surfboard?
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>>733243026
That bird has seen some shit
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>>733242812
Or a hipster vaping on a robot penis
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>>733242164

Im here. Mrs and kids are driving me mad.

I get one day off a week and the weather is shit, so we are all cooped up here together

The awesome deal I got on V from paki save wasnt so awesome, as the cans are only 200ml
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>>733243340
for
>>733243026
Oops
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>>733243242
Sure.
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>>733243026

Draw Jonkey in a jaccuzzi lighting a cigar with a $100 note
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>>733242164
Do the haka with sharpie in pooper, cunt.
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>>733243452
Fucking epic. Thanks anon. I'm going to get my crayons out and colour it in.
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>>733243340
You're the boss.
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Dunners reporting.

Fuckin' well early. How are we all?
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>>733243461
As you wish.
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>>733243901

Well played dude
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>>733243901
Can you draw my bus arriving on time for once?
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Te Awamutu here, any T.A/Tonian's here?
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>>733243782
Good bro. Just heading hone from seeing the lad. Vape ran out of juice and phone is down to 30%. Dunno if I'll make it.
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>>733244012
Catch the earlier one.
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can someone in auckland ask my friend aaron to please stop ignoring me

i don't want to inconvenience you so much where you'd have to track him down to say it
just if you could kind of say it aloud a little bit, that would be swell
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>>733244143
Fucking kek
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>>733244122
Phone should make it, just turnoff Bluetooth/Wi-Fi & turn down brightness and you'll be sweet.
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>>733244159
What's his number and your name?
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>>733244190
Already is, plus power save mode is on.
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>>733244218
i don't know his number, and i'm david, nice to meet you
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>>733244159

Im know aaron, but he is a wanker. Hes not your friend if he doesnt answer his phone
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>>733244272
Then he's not your friend.
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>>733244320
>>733244329
oh okay
sorry
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She's a cold one tonight. My testes are up in my chest cavity.
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Fuck, I could do with some cake right about now.

I'd love a good cheesecake but Im struggling to find one that has a firm buscuit base, while not being brutalised by the fruit layer on top
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>>733244674
Cheesecake factory.
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>>733244736

My nigga
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Brought from three different guys and each of their stuff has had a whole heap of leaf in it.

Never had this problem, anyone else?
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>>733244880
Where I am you're lucky if it's not all leaf or rot
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I was on the train listening to some Maori teenagers teaching a white girl how to correctly pronounce Maori words... But they were pronouncing them incorrectly...

Their language is dead and they should let it go.
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>>733244950
Last year I brought two 50s that were rot.

I really want to grow my own just paranoid af. Hate paying people to rip me off with shit weed though.

>side note it dumbfounds me how as a nation of farmers we grow such shit weed (and are so arrogant about that shit weed, too).
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>>733244880

Its a marketing strategy. Ask for better gear but be prepared to pay more...

Or find a different dealer
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>>733245301
It's because it's not the farmers who grow it most of the time, it's maoris or 20 year olds who don't have much experience. Most experienced weed growers are already in jail from being caught since your sentence depends on the amount you've grown/are caught with, meaning the shit growers are usually safe because they don't produce a lot. Also this cold snap will have people harvesting whatever they got, so it should be readily available right now.
Either way it's been far too long since I had actual decent weed.
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>>733245301

You cant get good seed here like in europe,or the US. The climate is perfect for growing weed, but the gangs want weed that grows quickly, clones reliably, and wrecks you fast.

Once its legal this country will be a holy land for pot smokers
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>>733245303
>Its a marketing strategy
wot

>Ask for better gear but be prepared to pay more
>gear

>Most experienced weed growers are already in jail from being caught
Yeah, nah.

>it's maoris or 20 year olds who don't have much experience
True but from the reading I've been doing it seems simple as. I gather that most growers are not curing their weed. That's what I'm quite excited to try doing.

>>733245496
>You cant get good seed here like in europe,or the US
The seed isn't the issue though.

>but the gangs want weed that grows quickly
Yeah I'm not sure if I've ever had a sativa.
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>>733245818
>>Most experienced weed growers are already in jail from being caught
>Yeah, nah.
>>it's maoris or 20 year olds who don't have much experience
>True but from the reading I've been doing it seems simple as. I gather that most growers are not curing their weed. That's what I'm quite excited to try doing.

For you >>733245460
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>>733243026
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>>733243026
Did anyone save the pack of durries with a dick? Or the dick with a dick?
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>tfw too poor to have an insulated home with good airflow
Fuck this humid ass moisture and shit. At least by 2019 all houses have to be insulated.
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>>733246184

When will they get double glazing and central heating?
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>>733246184
Our house is freezing. Going into any room other than the lounge (which has the heat pump...which isn't pumping that much heat!) is akin to walking into an iceberg.
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>>733246182
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>>733246182
Also
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>>733246286
>>733246346
Thanks
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>>733246265
That'll be the day. Been watching hgtv a bit lately and so fucken jelly of American houses.
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>>733246276

Did you clean the filters? Should be really easy to do when the unit is cold
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>>733246276
I know that feel. Now we have new fucken fireplace laws thanks to much global warming bullshit. Fuck this gay country.
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>>733246536
They were cleaned last year sometime and weren't that dirty at all.

Maybe I do need to do them again because, even with it going, I'm still cold af.
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>>733245301
I'm finally in a position to grow some myself. Had a couple seedlings in summer but they dried out when I went away fro a week and my drip fucked up. Just getting sorted before I give an indoor winter grow a shot. Hope to have a few clones for summer because fuck enduring that shitass drought again
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>>733246714
I'm thinking about doing a spacebucket, seems pretty straight forward.

BJ Lips, if you still lurk hit me up and we'll grow together.
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Need a favour from a woman. Privately send me a timestamped pic of your tits so I can use it to troll /b/.
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>>733247198
Pm'd you :^)
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>>733244674
whop the fuck has a fruit layer on a cheese cake.
fuck off back into the night you foul creature.
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>>733247323
thanks. nice tits btw
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>>733246881
Thought about it but I have a good enough set up in the garage. Just have to do the lights manually but that's fine on my schedule.
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>>733247526
I have to be sneaky because still live with the fam bam also the landlord lives on the property plus we have an agency that does the inspections.
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what are your pen/brush settings op?
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>733248351
Op isn't drawbro, ask drawbro.
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want mountain dew.
don't want to leave house.
will have to order pizza.
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>>733248351
10.
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Dunedin reporting.

This actually, is not the first thread today. there was one made at stupid o'clock this arvo (5:30pm).

Fucking comfy day at home infront of the fire.

>miss the snow though
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>>733250054
Fuck that shit. Glad I'm in Auckland.
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Howdy
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How fat are you guys?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqDRA60AgNs
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>>733250806
I'm a skinny cunt. Why?
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>>733250806
73kg and 5'9
I want to be a skinny trap but my shoulders are too damn broad :c
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>>733250806
83kg last check. Could be better.
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anybody in wellington wanna do something this week? bored af
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>>733250806
<70kgs, 6'5 ish, so not fat at all. really skinny but not anorexic skinny.
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>>733251500
I'll eat the fuck out of your arse if you're keen?
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>>733251541
depends. you fat?
if no then sure why not.
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>>733251565
Not fat.
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>>733251629
hmmmm
give me your specs
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>>733250806
bout 70ks and bout 6 ft
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american here. Is sonny bill williams your president? If not, why?
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>>733251711
because he's muslim
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Auckfag reporting in, got horsed for the first time last night and I'm donating blood tomorrow lmao wish me luck
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How much will one of you cunce pay me to drink an almost full bottle of kaitaia fire?
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>>733251500
what do you want to do?
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>>733251864
nothing.
do it and you'll be cool.
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>>733251674
Different guy but 6'2, 7" donger, slim, straight
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>>733252060
I don't want to be cool, I want to pay my rent.
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>>733252112
>straight
Well I don't care about your specs then
>>733252025
idk, anything really. Stressed af atm and looking to let go.
I've got drugs if you've got money, though idk if I'll do them.
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>>733252310
>I've got drugs if you've got money
>>733252310
>Stressed af atm and looking to let go.

do drugs my g.
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>>733252366
I don't have money because i'm looking to buy a computer, and I don't do drugs because they don't do much for me.
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>>733252423
fuck pc master race.

do you weed?
is it nice?
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>>733252482
do I weed?
I don't smoke it but I can get some if you need it.
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>>733252125
Then stop being poor
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>>733252532
yes I need.
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>>733252663
ugh
How much are you willing to pay?
How much do you want?
Where do you wanna do the drop?
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>>733252564
I would, but I have an avocado addiction.
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>>733252423
so why do you even have drugs than?
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Legit cunt.
If you want a meke pizza from dominos.
get a meat lovers. switch out the italion sausage for chicken. and switch the bbq sauce swirl for apricot swirl.

shits legit.
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>>733252741
fiddy bag.
50 + a cheese burger for you.
41 victoria street.
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>>733252776
people just give me stuff.
plus I'm friends with growers/dealers etc.
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>>733252861
You're going to pay $102 for $50 worth of weed?
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>>733252861
kek
at least in jail I don't have to worry about school.
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Us fag here still awake
What are you cunnies doing awake so early
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>>733252862
>people just give me stuff.
Lucky af.
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>>733253138
Nah, I've got my own issues.
Still looking for people to hang out btw
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>>733253100
it's nearly 10pm here. Since we're the first country to see the sun your time is wrong.
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>>733253245
post your credentials.
I'm not getting murdered.
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>>733253245
>>733253245
I'd hang with you, don't live in Wellington, though.
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>>733253245
tell us your issues
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>>733253245
What about the guy that wanted to eat out your shitter?
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>>733253275
But muh freedoms
US is never wrong

Jk ah I see
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>>733253455
all good yankee bro, my mate is holidaying in the USA atm, bringing me back a MAGA hat.
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I am circumcised.
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>>733253658
me too, let's fuck
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>>733253684
That's gay.
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>>733253417
Not in Wellington, bruh.
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>>733253658
di you have a nice scar?
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>>733253732
I have an anus and there is a small skin tag on it.
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>>733253416
No real issues, just a general dissatisfaction with life and no friends.
>>733253394
What sort of credentials do you want?
>>733253396
Thanks buddy.
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>>733253715
No it's not. I have a female circumcision. I can't feel pleasure.
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>>733245071
Too true.
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>>733253852
Sure you can. I'll fuck you up the bum.
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>>733253830
What about those drug dealer friends you mentioned?
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>>733253651
What's MAGA?
I bet he's loving the weed down here. At least if he's in Cali he is.
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>>733253830
I'm in Lower Hutt. I'll be your friend.
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>>733253918
Are all Americans retarded or just you?
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>>733253952
You the guy who wanted to give me candy last time?
>>733253914
((((friends))))
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>>733252812
Are you high?
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>>733254062
Nope. I called a guy from one of these threads once. Some 18 year old. Was that you?
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>>733253952
I grew up in lower hutt. Is it still a shithole?
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>>733254235
Nah bro. We have a Kmart now. We're killing it.
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>>733254279
Classy.

I bet all the chicks love it. Chicks love cheap plastic shit.
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>>733254160
y tho?
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who has the best arse in /nzg/?
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>>733254012
I've never seen that sry
Am not much of a USfag either so wouldn't care for faggotry maga
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>>733254235
Yep. I'm living there it actually is worse.
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>>733254334
Your post seemed a little more random and out of context than I'd normally expect at 10pm.
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>>733254179
Maybe. Was I going to walk to belmont or whatever?
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>>733254399
So wait, there's two people from lower hutt here rn? I thought there was only one computer between the lot of yas.

also checked
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>>733254446
Oh shit.
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>>733254452
I'm on my phone.
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>>733254542
Where in LH are you?
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>>733254591
Central.
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>>733254344
either idbro or omeglebro.
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>>733254485
Yeah.
You never came through on the candy either.
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>>733254695
I don't recall offering any candy. I was pretty drunk though. Maybe I made some promises.
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>>733254645
Richfag?
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>>733254874
Sounds like a Woburn cunt.
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>>733254682
you haven't seen my ass..
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>>733254825
You did.
I was pretty sad you didn't pull through.
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I just tried having a poop but nothing came out.
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>>733255004
I'll buy you a 50 cent mix and mail it.
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wheres the dunners weed

pls
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>>733255072
>give someone your address
If josh is here that bible is good.
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anyone know any girls from poland
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>>733254921
Nah not Woburn.
>>733254874
Not rich either :( even if I were I wouldn't let on to these cucks lol.
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>>733254935
That you IDbro?
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>>733254935
you idbro or omgbro? cause ive seen both asses
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>>733255180
>>733255235
He means he has a better ass if I'm interpreting this correctly.
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>>733255235
post idbro ass
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Faaaaaark. I'm shattered.

Been up working since 4. Out in the freezing cold wind. Finished about 8pm. Had a massive dinner, fricken awesome bath. Now just having a cup of coffee to try stay awake will prolly go to bed soon. I'm gonna sleep like a log.

Oh yeah and um truck boy reporting in. Hope you all keeping toasty tonight
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UM9DfSBpA This is chill as fuck.
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>>733255305
ahhhh, right. in that case
>>733254935
whats the name you go by in /nzg/?
>>733255318
didnt manage to hit print screen in time so no pic
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>>733255324
Farkkk, you must've been freezing your dick off. How are you otherwise?
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>>733255433
>didnt manage to hit print screen in time so no pic
idbro hasn't been on cam...
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If you were offered a dream job but it meant moving to the USA would you take the job?
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>>733255641
>but it meant moving to the USA would you take the job?
I want to move anyway.
Considering marrying a guy I know.
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>>733255433
Are you taking the piss? As far as I know, IDbro has never been on cam.
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>>733255641
No. Unless you like niggers and tipping.
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>>733255324
What do you do for work?

Straight up appreciate the fuck outta people that go out and work in the cold for us.
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>>733255858
>traight up appreciate the fuck outta people that go out and work in the cold for us.
+1
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>>733255698
>Considering marrying a guy I know.
Is that why you want to move away?
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>>733255433
>whats the name you go by in /nzg/?
fuck is nzg.
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>>733256122
NaZi General
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>>733255698
I'd marry a guy I know too.
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>>733255451

Hi man I'm all guud . Its weird when you're so cold but you still stink from sweat.

I'm OK tbh. Love doing this shit. Wouldn't have it any other way. Good for keeping fit. Im aching all over, but in a good way. Sure it sucks waking up at 4 when its -3 outside. But the reward is that big brekky that's made for you.

I usually have Monday off. Gonna put in a couple hours then head to chch to stay with my bro overnight.
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>>733242164
dank memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6GYYUVIAQ4
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>>733252812
remember to google pizza hut to get your 35% off voucher for dominoes
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>>733256323
seems legit..
been using gp for yonks.
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>>733255858
>>733256060
I work on my parents farm. Its gonna be mine and my brothers one day. And its no big deal, don't know any different really. Couldn't imagine working in a call centre or stocking shelves at the New World.
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Come on and tickle my my scrote.
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>>733256434
Need a wife? I want to live on land.
Farm boys are categorically hot too.
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>>733256505
I've seen some creatures of the farm lands.
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>>733256505
Yep gonna need a wife in the next 5 years or so. You would need to prepare yourself coz I will be fucking you lots. You'll have to pump out at least 3 possibly 4 puppies for me.

I'm not having much luck with the ladies. Have sorted out a date for Friday night with this girl I've been seeing. I pretty much ruined it a few weeks back, got real drunk and sad posted on nzg. Friday will decide if we proceed or call it quits.
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>>733247323
Wait how do you pm on 4chan?
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I had a half rack of ribs and chicken wings for dinner. Nothing beats meat.
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>>733256831
ayy lmao.
how did you ruin it bruh?
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>>733256925
Lasagna with garlic bread for me.
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>>733256925
sounds nice.
Were they good ribs?
did your face get facialised with sauce from the ribs?
do you eat your ribs dirty as fuck?
were your hands and face messy as like you were eating a bitch out on her period?
pls tell me more.
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please vote

http://www.anonvote.com/poll/e545891o
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>>733256897
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>>733256082
Huh? Kinda I guess. I don't get on well with people here and I'm hoping for a fresh start.
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>>733242164
Why are ids even gone?
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>>733256997
Let's just say. I came.
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>>733256831
What do you look like?
What are you in to?
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>>733257142
sounds hot.
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>>733257211
I'm 5'4" and 120 kg. Fat, ugly and I wipe back to front
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>>733256929
Others have heard this story but I don't mind repeating
> met her recently on my weekends in chch
> real nice, attractive, good personality
> conversation flows, lots of touching, flirting
> her friends say, I'm the one for her, she's keen on me
> we go on a date instead of just hanging out with friends
> I come on too strong
> she thinks Im only in it to score
> she backs the fuck up
I read her signals wrong. I thought she was saying, come and get it. What she was actually saying was, 'I want you to know I see something happening btwn us, so don't go looking anywhere else for a while. But also don't expect any action from me because I don't put out unless I'm certain I like the guy.'

So this Friday I gotta play it cool. Act keen, but not too keen. One thing I know for sure, won't be getting my cock sucked anytime soon.
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>>733257480
Fucking normie. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>733257480
nah bruh, bitch sounds too complicated.
can't expect you to not go dogging else where if you aren't even in a committed relationship.

don't even try to salvage that shit my dude.
bish sounds like she would be heavy ass drama.
just you wait. if you pursue this will happen.
4chan will be waiting for your green text.
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>>733257624
>bitch sounds too complicated.
Unless she's really, really hot, I agree with this /b/ro.
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>>733257431
Damn man, if you lived in Wellington I'd train you.
You could be my fit little femboi.
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>>733257480
>So this Friday I gotta play it cool
Just rock up with an erection and be all "Fuck I gotta go, somethings come up" and then just fucking bolt out the door.
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Hawkes bay nudes anyone
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>>733257852
ayy lmao.
I will use this next time I do something.
I will hold my hands infront of my dick and waddle away.
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>>733257211
If i told you who my friends think is my celeb look alike you wouldn't believe me and just think I was messing with you.

I just look like a normal everyday guy. Blonde short hair. Manlet 5'6. Weigh 88kg but its all muscle

Into sport, running, tramping, fishing. Don't do drugs. Always stick up for my mates and know they have my back. In relationships I'm pretty old school. Never mess around with anyone, and expect then to be the same with me. I hate bullshit, just be open and honest.
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>>733257896
88kg @ 5'6...
nigga you must be fucked.
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>>733257624
>>733257791
She is hot, a solid 7 at least. I'll just see how Friday goes. If I don't show up that night you know things are going well. If I'm posting here at midnight I'll be drinking, pissed off and needing to let off steam.
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>>733257896
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>>733258082
disregard females bruh.
you're getting yourself into a shit storm already.
you aren't even with this bitch and your shit is already fucked up.
she's already in your head my dude.
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>>733258121
BMI ain't shit idiot.
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Anyone in Central otago?
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>>733258192
Fatty fat fat.
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>>733257987
>>733258121
Kek. Isn't Richie McCaw totz overweight too by that same measure.

I chops down trees, build fences and hike up behind Lake Coleridge. Trust me, I don't have an ounce of fat.

Anyway lads and lasses I'm fucking exhausted. Gonna hit the hay. Catch youse later. Night Q.
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>>733258356
post body.
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>>733258356
Q is dead.
rip that nigga.
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>>733258211
from Clyde but living in Dunedin. sup mate?
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>>733258356
Night lardo.
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>>733258450
Is this nonya?
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>>733258493
Sure is
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>>733258542
How's ya weekend. I just played shit ton of video games and got hammered playing football.
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>>733258160
> disregard females bruh
You're prolly onto something. Let's see how this week goes.

Dogs just jumped on the bed. Time for sleep. Night all
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>>733258631
Nice and cosy, went 4WDing in the snow, so pretty good. vid here >>733250054
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Any ChCh /b/ros know a good place to get weed? Travelling NZ atm and want a smoke. how much you pay for a couple of grams?
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>>733258716
Nice. Well I'm gonna sleep now. Got mock exams next week. Goodnight nzg.
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Dunnaz student here, looking to buy some weed, anyone selling?
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>>733258867
If you are white and female I will sell it to you for free and by free I mean I penetrate you
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>>733250806
6'4 121kgs

Fat as fuck. Pretty much all of it is around my stomach, legs are lean and toned due to being fat for years,
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dubs and I buy a new laptop.
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chch reporting in, just watching some youtube and chilling. Hope everyone is keeping warm!
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>>733258955
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I wonder if IDbro is doing okay in the army......
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>>733257480
>'I want you to know I see something happening btwn us, so don't go looking anywhere else for a while. But also don't expect any action from me because I don't put out unless I'm certain I like the guy.'

Nah man, that's not how kiwi chicks work. What she was actually saying is "I'mma string you a long for a bit because I'm currently on again off again banging another dude while also occasionally rooting randoms but I won't tell you, him, or them about it, nor feel bad about it because I never directly implied exclusivity"

Source;
I rent my spare rooms out and because of the area I get a lot of 20-30 year old females coming through over the last 5 years. They are all like this. Even the ones you'd think a conservative or 'innocent' Was a huge eye opener for me. Modern kiwi women get around just as much, if not more than most dude I know. I've also learned that where a lot of kiwi dudes still hold a somewhat traditional idea of "Exclusivity is implied unless otherwise stated", kiwi women now believe the opposite. There's been many a time when I've seen one of these women bring a random home from Danny Doolan's or something, then have their 'boyfirend' around for lunch the next day. Any time I've questioned them about it, they've always responded along the lines of "We never discussed being exclusive"

I now no longer trust women.
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>>733259277
things will never be the same.
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>>733259483
this nigga gets it.
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>>733259277
My pretty boy ;-;
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>>733259277
I thought he just vanished, did he actually go to the army.
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>>733259803
Why the fuck would you join the Army?

>Airforce gets better treatment and perks
>Navy gets better travel and pay
>Army gets to dig holes in Waiouru
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>>733259803
yeah idbro just stopped posting one day without warning.
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>>733259803
I think this meme started because all male Koreans have to serve 2 years in their army.
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>>733259483
Ducked back into this thread one more time.

Duly noted.
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>>733259909
Forced to do 2 years minimum service in korea.
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>>733260106
Only if you want to keep citizenship. I know plenty of Koreabros whose parents told them not to bother. Only know one that went back and that was because his dad pretty much forced him to.
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>>733259005
Need a warm body tbh
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>>733257867
need uncensored/ moar
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>>733260395
How are you meant to marry your Korean Waifu if you aren't a citizen.
They are only allowed to marry upstanding gentlemen.
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>>733259277

was this guy in a legit k-pop group or something?
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>>733260693
Who knows anymore. IDbro was a complete mystery
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>>733260693
yes my sweet child.
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>>733260409
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>>733257896
Oh damn. I do that mind a Manley, I'm short asf.
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>>733258836
Not in chch but welly sadly bro. Typically in NZ you can get a 20bag which should contain 1 gram of bud, but realistically you're probably gonna get around 0.8; or you can get a 50bag which should be around 2.8 grams but depending on who you score off could be as low as 2.5 grams. $20 and $50 respectively
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>>733261237
i brought a 50 today
i trust who i get it from so i cbf weighing it
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>>733261237
gib me some in exchange for money.
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>>733261388
I don't know anyone except a few hardcore stoners that would have scales suitable for weighing their buds. Most people just take what they can get
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every time I've bought weed its pretty much get what you're given.

no cunts have premium shit.
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>>733261237
>2.5 grams.
I thought it was meant to be 3.5.

I weigh mine and am constantly under.
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>>733262019
This.
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>>733262121
I thought a tinny was just 1 gram @ 20 buck.
and a fiddy bag was 3gram.
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