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Seems like every thread IQ gets brought up.

Post IQ in this thread.

Yeah you could lie but why would you on an anonymous imageboard where nobody knows how fucking stupid you are in real life.
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OP is 131 btw
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117! I'm happy with the result also post nudes
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>>733234358
>post nudes

half of the first page is nudes who tf cares, post porn if you want more people to.
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I have an idea for your next post, last three roll numbers divided in half is your IQ. That wud be fun
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112 I am fine with it
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95, I'm a indiana based farmer
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>>733234657
i don't want to put on some autistic game, i just want some kind of representation of what the IQ of /b/ is. Even though most people with low or average IQ would lie.
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>>733234781
nice how did you pick your job?
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>>733233552
How do i find out my IQ?
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I never took an official one but some free internet one said 127.
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>>733235119
Family business
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>>733234969
The average IQ of any place has no bearing on what its all about. There's 98 people smarter then me and 125 people dumber then me. My tism game would be entertainment at least.
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I got tested when I was a kid, I think I got 137. Kinda disappointed though. It's not quite high enough to brag about but it's just enough that I could get into one of those retarded societies.
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>>733235209
Mensa gives a free online test that predicts your range.
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>>733235309
free internet ones are shotty but if they load on the raven's progressive matrices they're more accurate.
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142. When I was 9 and took one to determine if I would enter a "gifted" program.

They called me a faggot and I was beaten by the local police.
For some reason I always wondered why Kurt Cobain shot himself. Then I realized it was for the lulz.
>Be Kurt
>Be in your creative prime
>Kill yourself
>Profit
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>>733235637
Check the curve graph my dude. Your beyond a decent chunk of society as it is.
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>>733235637
137 is like 98th or 99th %ile i think ur good
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>>733233552
109, but it's still useless if you have no charisma like me.
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>>733235637
That's pretty low if you are Asian.
If you are black, that means you are most likely Neil Degrasse Tyson.
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Would you rather: suck the dick of a guy with a 90 IQ or 160 IQ?
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>>733236280
160

That's easy. You move closer towards te IQ of a man the more you consume his cum. That's why dumb bitches get dumber with dumb guys and stuff.
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>>733236460
But isn't there a correlation between higher IQ and lower T-levels? And vice-versa? If so then 160 is a win win win situation.
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>>733236576
Is it weird I have the photo u cropped this from?
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heres something to ponder: when they say einstein had an iq of 160, under what academic authority are thy speaking?
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>>733236675
T levels?

Like trannies?
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70
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>>733236797
Testosterone my dude. Lower T-levels means higher estrogen. The stuff straight guys blow loads for.
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>>733236675
there's a 0.6 correlation between IQ and long term life success
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>>733236962
You would not be able to comprehend the question if your IQ was this low.
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over 9000
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111
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>>733236962
For reps
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>>733237100
Does that translate to 60%? If so then I could see that. Most con-men have an IQ of 125 and up.
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>>733237253
Getting trips on a test Kek
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>>733233552
75
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>>733237403
546, you?
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>>733233552

138 here.

Doesn't feel like it... I should have formulas and a master's degree.

>laziness is my weakness.
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>>733237623
That's all people 115 and above. 120 is when mental illness sets in and it only erodes from there.
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132
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>>733233552
How the fuck should I know? I'm not going to pay for some ridiculous mental penis measuring contest and free online tests are pretty questionable
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>>733233552

65, yet I graduated Magna Cum Laude in physics and I am working on my PHD in theoretical physics at Stanford. Shows you how accurate IQ tests are.
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>>733237778
right in the feels. I'm 131 and it seems like all of the people I see that are around my level suffer from depression.
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140 something I guess but I'm kind of a dumbass lol
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>>733237585
?-? Wut u asking boi?
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I've taken a couple online tests, not sure how reliable they are but the lowest I had was 142 and the highest was 146
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135 here, 73 counting the speed of execution. taken in 2012
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I took an online test in high school that said 124.
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>>733233552
Ranges between 127 and 130ish depending on the test and my mood. I'm a high normal, no genius nuts here friends.
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>>733237886
There's so many high results here! In high school I got in trouble for kidnapping smart people and doing tests on them. I avoided jail but I had to go to a mental health clinic. T'was not fun.
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>>733237778

true... that would explain why I'm here... mental illness
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>>733237778
It's basically a race between mental illness and genius breakthroughs
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I tooken one test an gots a 112.
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I always thought I was above average, but so did everyone, and Im dumb in many aspects.
College required me to take a test. scored in the 112-118 range, couldve scored better I think since it was in the morning and I wasnt prepared but whatever.

Im OK with it.
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>>733236796
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>>733233552
I would take the mensa test but i've been up for 27 hours and I fear fucking up the test because of it. I read that the results might get "false" if you do it more than once.

I've done other tests where I placed in the 115-125 range or something but don't know how accurate that test was.
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>>733238160
People in my area know me only as the creep who 'tortured' honor roll students but could they blame me? I came from a broken home and was bullied till I pissed blood. I had no idea what I was doing was wrong. In my head I was trying to help those people. The staff at the clinic were not mean or anything but this one guy kept fingering my ass.
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If I trully had any I would trade it for a girl..
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Bellow average IQ. Still smarter than all of the fags here claiming 100+
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145
Questions?
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>>733239283
There's a difference between ignorance and stupidity.
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>>733233552

Pretty cool picture.
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>>733239377
Lucky Dubs confirmed.
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147

Ironically, I only found this out as part of the process of figuring out why I was doing awfully in college
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>>733239316
Where did you get tested at?
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>>733239316
Have you utilized your intelligence? Why are you on /b/?
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'high' functioning autist.
134 on my last professional test scores 128 on previous
Still a awkward, dumbass when it comes to anything social, and grammar

>How does it feel that a autistic fag like me is smarter than you?
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>>733240307
What lvl of wizardry are you on?
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138.

People keep telling me I'm fucking brilliant.
The thing is that I have no drive and am pretty much wasting my life.
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I miss being a teenager at YmCa. I'd use the showers and leave my towel in my locker on purpose. Maybe talk to some 21+ guys while I get ready or just do some stretches on the locker room floor even tho it was surely dirty. This one time I caught the attention of a 30 yr old white guy. I sat by him on the locker room bench still naked and let him touch me on my arm or thigh. Then i layer down on the bench and he ripped off his towel and yanked my head towards his cock. Stroking mine as I sucked his. Oh it tasted sweet yet savory. 5.5 inches of bliss. He came in my mouth and I came in his towel . we shared a towel after a second shower. Now that I'm 26 no one fucks me
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>>733240307
how does it feel that you aren't smarter than me and I'm not autistic
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>>733233813
Same
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Never had an IQ test.
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>>733239584
Mensa
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>>733240638
What's your profession/planned profession?
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>>733240650
Me neither. Not a real legitimate test with a psychologist and so forth, that is.
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>>733233552
126, not joining the prometheus society or w/e, it's just high enough to be miserable.
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>>733233552
157. Honestly. My life is still a train wreck. It makes little difference in the scheme of things.
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>>733239377
Ofcorse
Define utilize
Can you not utilize it
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126 online test...
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>>733240960
maybe if you never apply it
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>>733240782
I had a therapist tell it once it was probably around 100 or 110 or something. Guess I'm a retard compared to all these winners.
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>>733241076
count your blessings, society is made for people like you.
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>>733241076
You're above average at least. Jack off to that.
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>>733240960
That is why baphomet was right. Why solve issues if new issues are created? Let's all just fuck till we die.
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>>733240527
Iq is only a number represented by your ability to solve standardized tests, measuring your capacity to learn and problem solve. It in no way represents intelligence as a whole. Due to my obsessive need to know about everything I see, I have learned a lot over my life. At this point, I have carved out the way that I think, and forming rational thought to the point it actually starting to affect me negatively. It is not your capacity to learn that defines how intelligent you are, but what you know, and how you precise the world.

Don't believe me, fight me.
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>>733241076
Obviously there's some exaggerations, lies, and some people who've taken an IQ test they found on facebook.
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>>733241166
>You're above average at least. Jack off to that.

You sound like my prom date.
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>>733241030
Apply it? Please, tell us how you apply an arbitrary number to life.
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>>733241207
Wot are you gabbin aboot mate?
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>>733241296
Did you get blown off?
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>>733241240
I hope as the years go by more people understand this. It does feel empty victory at first but soon it dawns on u that this IS the best we can achieve.
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IQ 121 according to a webpage so idk
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>>733241240
you should watch Dr. Jordan Peterson's videos.

Maps of meaning 2017
Personality and is transfromation 2017

gives a rational reason for human behavior
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>>733241370
Instant gratification. Make your life about happiness and not empty achievement. Particularly fuck as much as possible. You can't take genitals with you when you die
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148

Too bad my severe anxiety and traumas make me just as good as a fucking autist.
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I genuinely have a 160+ IQ, relative for my age. I used to do special testing when I was younger, and worked one-on-one with adults. We talked about adult issues, solved difficult puzzles and cryptographs, and so on. I have many memories from when I was a toddler, some of which are as far back as being in stroller.

I'm naturally extremely analytical. I was a professor when I was 23, and have a doctorate from Johns Hopkins. I'm 30 now, and have restructured my life so that I make $50K+ per year by working only about 50-60 minutes per week.
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>>733241207
It's like trying to repair an actively burning house.
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>>733241320
IQ is basically a test of "g"

If you have a g way above average you can do mostly all cognitive tasks faster and more precisely than other people. In an post-industrial society it shouldn't be hard to utilize that.
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>>733241666
Trips demand Satanic indulgence.
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>all these retards in this thread posting their "IQ" they got from some online test.

none of you have ever taken a legitimate IQ test in your lives. those that say they have are lying.
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>>733241789
how exactly have you restructured your life
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>>733241666
Satan speaking through /b/
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>>733237623
Same story as you. I'm 139 but I lack a decent attention span, I get bored whilst studying and I also come from a monied background. Consequently, I have a dog shit job but can't be bothered to study myself out of it because I know money isn't going to make me happier. Apparently you get over this if you score higher than 140 but almost everyone in the 130 to 140 bracket are huge under achievers. It's the Gen X of IQ scores.
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>>733241969

True.
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I don't care about IQ and neither should any of you.

If you're a low int retard, then study and work enough that you know as much as a genius
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>>733241207
Who is 'Baphomet', you don't mean that symbol created by Eliphas Levi, a jew wannabe, do you?
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>>733242019
I teach primarily online, and the better schools pay very well. In addition, I work as a curriculum consultant, a GRE grader (ETS employee), and training staff for teaching future principals.
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>>733242231
have you ever thought that your life would be better if you made more money?
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>>733240307

>>733237623
>you were saying?

your spaghetti is showing faggot.
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Last time I took one of those tests was in primary school and I think I scored around 119
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>>733241265
Peterson is a favorite of mine. His vocab is beast. I can maybe half that man over text while he does it I really time.
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According to the test, the result I got is not so bad but holy fuck was I fucking frustrated during the whole test.

There was hardly any question I could answer with confidence. I just couldn't figure out the fucking patterns for the life of me. Am I fucking retarded? result is 117. feels like shit
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130. Took the test sometime in middle school, haven't taken a reliable one since. Internet ones give anywhere between 125 and 140.
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>>733242227
The Church of Satan is on the rise. At first we will tell you Adversary is a metaphor for freedom of mind body and soul. A modern day Prometheus. But as you go further we will show you the power to really take control of your life. This alone cannot help you. Knowledge only goes so far. Geotia will take you further still. Safe travels my friends. Umbra guide you.
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>>733242386
Oh for sure, and it was when I did. For a few years, fresh off of my master's degree, I made as much as I could. The money was awesome, and I spent it like crazy and bought a lot of cool stuff, but the stress eventually wore me down during my PhD program.

For right now, to clear my head, I'm just trying to travel as much as possible, and work online wherever I happen to go. I really need a break from having my nose to the grindstone.

But just for the sake of doing it, if I combine on-campus teaching, online teaching, and I do as much consulting and test grading as possible, I can come very close to $100K, which isn't that bad at all for a early-mid level academic. Not one bit. Now that my PhD is finished, I'll be going this route again, soon enough.
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>>733233552
139 on a scale scoring 141 as genius. I was fucking pissed. Then again, I know some geniuses and I would take he point deduction over their inability to socially function. So. Pleased, overall? I'm "gifted!"
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130 according to the last time I tested myself.
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>>733242587
See the Curve comrade you and I got the same score above average int.
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>>733242979
yeah but I just can't rule out the possibility that some of the answers I gave were just lucky guesses, because I was so unsure about the whole thing..
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>>733241969
Was tested at school to see if I needed special education for my ADHD. Hint: I didn't. State administered exam and 139. Come at me, bro. Let's discuss quantum tunneling or photonic CPUs or some shit. Neural networks are pretty neat.
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>>733243105
If I blow you will you relax? LeL calm tf down. Some answers came to you as u pushed your thought process to its limit and a little beyond. There is no such thing as luck or chance
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>>733233552
144
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>>733242813
Very interesting. What do you mean by the stress wearing you down. Like for my I've been in an internship for the last few weeks and I've just started to have suicidal thoughts. Not anything serious but I see things around me as possible ways too kill myself, mostly when I'm driving. Did you ever have this happen to you?
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>>733243366
Can I keep your corpse if you die? I wanna show my kids the skeleton of a faggot.
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>>733243366
It's possible you're burning your candle at both ends. For me, I was driving 5-600 miles per week, and teaching across three campuses, teaching online, and wrapping up my PhD.

Sometimes I would have to cancel a class from time to time because I could barely lift my head off the pillow. I loved the work, absolutely, but I was spread a bit too thin.

There were definitely thoughts to quit, or play-pretend thoughts of dying, because that would be restful and an end to my busy schedule. But I realized that was just a poor way of expressing a desire to limit my work and dial it down for a while.
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>>733242487
If you want to criticize me, do it properly, otherwise stuff and stay in you place Bellow me.
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>>733243586
It could be that I'm burning at both ends. I'm very industrious and can't sleep unless I feel like I have accomplished enough in that day. I work extra hours on the weekends without pay and stay late everyday at my internship without pay. I realize that the thoughts are just pretend but worry if the stress keeps up will they become more. How did you scale it back?
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>>733243202
How does quantum tunneling affect nuclear fusion at the core of stars, enlighten me.
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>>733235662
...mensa online doesnt mean anything..I guess.
I'm not the next Einstein
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Took the official mensa test 2 years ago and scored 158 so I got into Mensa organisation. Cant say its done much for me I'm a lazy shit who plays vg all day and browses 4chan
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>>733243361
That was before I started trying to drink her away.
I'm sure it has dropped; although, not significantly.
My brain is still constantly analyzing stupid shit now instead of real shit.
I literally mentally calculated that I have wiped my ass roughly 118,962 times in my life earlier today.
>WTF WHY
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>>733244095
Seeing as tunneling is just a collapse of a wave function where the particle has already passed an impassable object....Fucking none? What is this? Do you know the fucking gravity at the core of a NEUTRON star which is composed of massively dense neutrons? I mean. Who gives a fuck how the quark made it from one side of a 13 quadrillion Kelvin core to the other side? Also, I'm pretty sure particles would behave oddly at the center of a neutron star the same as it gets fuzzy on the quantum scale in other incredibly massive bodies.
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took a test my freshman year of college as a part of a psychology course. 136.
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>>733244243
That's a pretty weak calculation, anon. I mean, Shit X times a week, Wipe Y times per shit, 52(weeks)XY. That's some low-bar bragging you're doing.
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141 when i was 8, im pretty sure its diminished considerably from drugs and just poor upkeep on myself. Havent had it done since that age, 22 now.
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>>733244407
That sounds like a formula for the leats productive Psychology class I've ever heard. How much of class was "That's a good point, Timmy, but you scored a 94. Fuck you."?
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125 was an online test result. I did a psych eval for licensure evaluation and there were only a few logic problems but the doc said I scored well
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>>733244564
Bullshit. Where'd you test, Lil Prodigy?
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>>733244468
I'm not trying to say I am doing rocket science.
And that WAS a shitty example... wasn't it?


>Ehhhhhh?
>Ehhhhhhhhhhhh?
Still doubt my wit?
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>>733244763
You've redeemed yourself with that shit joke. You're lucky we're here on /b, anon but I'm watching you.
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>>733242785
That's not how the CoS works, and it's G-O-E-T-I-A, moron.

"Umbra guide you", was that pilfered straight from Oblivion? Gtfo.
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>>733244610
Let's pretend I put "least" instead of "leats" while I was being a condescending prick to you, eh?
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>>733244834
My knowledge has really suffered as a result of my drinking.
My analytical mind is still there, though.
Math was always my forte, and while I may not remember how to differentiate using the product rule, or integrate; my arithmetic is still there.
That was kinda my point.
I haven't been in a math course for six years, but I can still C-T-S.
I can still derive the quadratic formula from the standard form of a polynomial. Not from memorization, but because I took the time back in the day to truly understand it.
I can't have the really deep existential discussions anymore, but I still believe I offer valuable insight to the weaker minded members of my family/harem/gang/crew
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>>733244309
Quantum tunneling is one of the driving mechanisms of nuclear fusion where traditional temperature and pressure criteria are not met. Particles tunnel through some repulsive barrier into each other, fusing and creating energy. Without this phenomenon, all but the most massive stars could not survive.

Center of neutron stars are so dense and hot, that the lattice structure of neutrons turn into quark gluon matter, only otherwise seen in the first second after the big bang.
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>>733245137
I'm a different kind of gifted from you. I scored average in math because I fucking hated it. Ironically, I'm a musician who loves using complex time signatures and scales. I just never got it to transfer to actual mathematics and now I wish I'd paid more attention in school, but I just HAD to be the class clown. Good on you, anon. For me to shine, I'd have to show you English (which I scored extremely high in) reading comprehension and ability to innovate/improvise and my excellent spatial reasoning. I'd still trade it all for excellent math skills, though. On second thought, fuck you. Kek.
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>>733244906
I'm building my own cult and I'm misspelling on purpose. Weed out the non believers. Ultimately, YOU control your life when you finish your research. To hell with destinies and prophecies. Change your life. Mold it to your liking if you can. Umbra is shadow in Latin. The dark aside the stars is just as important in guidance as stars themselves. We come from both light and dark. Hell without the great cooling of space solid matter would never have formed.
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Just got 134 on a site called memorando.com. No idea how accurate it is though
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>>733245198
Thank you! I could not relate what I knew of quantum tunneling to star fusion, so that was helpful. I...Also forgot...About quark-gluon plasma...But I swear I knew that. Once. Thank you all the same. Shit for me to research.
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>>733245294
lol good joke
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138...almost near genius
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141
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>anybody over 130

bet most of you are all liars
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>>733245458
Why so salty any way friend? Unhinging or if your a matrix nerd unplugging from the dogma of Christianity should be everyone's goal.
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>>733245374
Neutron stars are my favorite celestial object, so I know a bit to much about them. The plasma thing is hypothetical, since most models break down at the extremes inside the core, so is not really agreed upon in the scientific community. I just like how it sounds, so I included it
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>>733245656
>Most
>All
Pick one, anon.
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>>733245294
>being this autistic in a thread about autism
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>>733245291
And fuck you too!
I always excelled in english/reading comprehension too, but it was just because I had read nearly 1200 books by the time I was 18
>nearly 800 of them before I reached 8th grade
My english teachers always lauded me for my writing skills, but I knew it was bullshit.
My poetry was "good" because it was derivative bullshit. I'd literally just paraphrase other poems I'd read.
All the high marks and praise in english classes (language arts where I'm from) were lies.
I always struggled on the "choose your own topic" in creative writing.
I too am a musician. I've been playing guitar for 13 years and I have three original songs.
I just play other peoples music.
I like to think I'm creative because I am a good actor, but that's just me interpreting another person's ideas.
My spatial awareness is also pretty bad.
I'd trade my math to play my guitar like an innovator, rather than an imitator.
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>>733245699
clearly I'm the sub-140 and you are not hah
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>>733245708
Together, we'd be unstoppable, anon. Got any Potara earrings?
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188, that is what the test told me.
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>>733245294
Neat.
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>>733245707
At least I'm free of their system of control. One day we will all be free.
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145 I'm a delivery driver. Could have been a doctor. 0 interest.
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>>733245781
I don't... but I've heard of this ancient metamoran dance...
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>>733245689
I like the IDEA of White Holes alot, but that's because Black Holes piss me off. When space is forced to collapse upon itself like that...WHAT HAPPENS!? Seems we agree, though. Space is pretty nifty. I just hope I'm alive when we inevitably receive a signal from somewhere. Also, becoming a Class 1+ Civilization and having terraforming/planetary relocation models that aren't ASS would be nice. That first team to Mars is fucked.
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>>733245971
I really like you. Kek. We need more threads like this. Unfortunately, I was supposed to be asleep for work 2 hours ago. Have a good life and keep your head up, anon.
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did many tests different results but around 120-130

i left university and i spend my life playing hearthstone/csgo and watching streams, on weekends i go out...

meh
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>>733233552
179, but that was a child's IQ test done years ago, and even if that was accurate I have nothing to show for it. I'd estimate maybe 115?
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>>733233552
117 but I'm stupid as fuck
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>>733246066
Cheers /b/ro.
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>>733245938
You're not free of it, you're so focused on it that you're inseparable from it. Thanks.
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I haven't done a real test In ages. I have one friend and one acquintance in mensa and it becomes awfully obvious I'm not as intelligent as them, however I feel more comfortable talking to them and both have asked me to take the test.

But I haven't had the balls to do it yet. At least where I live you can only take it once and I'm on meds that affect my cognition. So I'm worried I might have a "bad" day when I'm not on top of my game when I take the test. Right now I'm working on coming to terms that I might blow it and when I'm good with that I will try to take it.

>dumb ass family says I should be in mensa because I read books.
>please let nurture be the biggest factor in intelligence
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MmmM, yes. I took a test on Facebook and I have a genius level iq, which means I am of superior intellect than any of you. I can prove it to, I win all my internet debates, and can crush you under my high intellect boot in any argument, as long as it is about religion. You should all be jealous that you are not as smart of highly enlightened as me.
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>>733246078
179 is bullshit.
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>>733233552
IQ 187 social IQ 90
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>>733245656
Not a liar and not a faggot. But most likely a closeted autist
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>>733246517
>I can prove it to

I can prove it too
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>>733245973
>we inevitably receive a signal from somewhere.

I'll grant that its inevitable that some RF or some other EM / gravity signal produced by an extraterrestrial civilization will eventually reach Earth if it hasn't already, but I'm not as certain that we will be here long enough to detect it.

The stuff we've been sending has expanded out to a bubble some 160 light years in diameter- which is pretty impressive until you realize at that distance the signal would be so weak we (21st C. humans) wouldn't be able to detect any of it. Its unclear if we'd even be able to recognize an Earth-scale civilization as close by as Alpha/Proxima Centauri.

To reach hundreds or thousands of light years would require vastly more power than anything we can really imagine so far. Doubtless we'll get better at detecting weak signals, but.... how much better?

How long will we be here, listening? A thousand years? Five? Ten? A million?

I don't think we're alone, anon. Honestly, I don't. But my feels for a meaningful relationship are not so great.

>tfw no qt alien gf
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>>733246141
>>733242587
can relate.
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>>733246488
Its not my whole life but thanks I was running out of salt. Why u wanna argue? Obvi we will create the cage we can't escape from. Die by our own devices. Its all about distraction from the grim reality that there is nothing after we die life has no meaning to perpetuate itself.
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>>733247067
There's no argument, you're full of shit. That's it.
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>>733246682
Just makes it even better>>733245973
I love black holes because they are the perfect representation of special relativity. Time dilation where everything bellow the event horizon will take an infinite amount of time to happen, length contractions where lightyears turn to nanometers, then all the way to the extreme of space and time having absolutely no meaning
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>>733247201
>I'm building my own cult and I'm misspelling on purpose. Weed out the non believers.
>I'm misspelling on purpose. Weed out the non believers.
>Weed out the non believers.
>Weed

what it all boils down to
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>>733244649
CSULB. Was raised in the OC and that was one of the schools that fux wit da Cattell. I dont really remember much cause at the time i didnt really like...care. for what was going on. But yeah, man. I fucked up the standardized testing for the whole school district so they decided to give little 8 yr old anon a whirl.
Nothin special came of it. Just a normal dude now.
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>>733247201
Escapism and the fallacy of it. And even then whose to say your a normal person? And not some jdif trying to earn his stripes? Good luck with your system of slavery.
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Got 140 on a shit internet IQ test. Given my experience, I'd say not too far from that. Definitely above 120.
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According to Raven it's 128.
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165+. Insatiable appetite for learning. I see some common themes represented here.
Fuckwits proclaiming they're lazy... But are in fact just unmotivated. The most common reason; those persons are most likely to see the mechanisms behind this game of life. Lack of interest parallels when you have all cheat codes in a game and it ceases to be fun. Unfortunately, this also causes nihilism and increased suicides among highly intelligent persons. Thank God I am a Christian, or else I would be fucked like some of you are. Hehe. But in all honesty I wish I was dumber. Ignorance is bliss. High intelligence can be a fucking curse, pun intended.
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>>733247482
>jdif
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>>733246808
Probably not gravity signals since gravity fallows the inverse square law meaning the signal gets very weak, very fast.
Our em bubble is weak, and you are right, currently non detectable, but we have used radio satellites to send extremely powerful signals to certain portions of space that contains an earth like exoplanet. Though, I don't know how strong it will be by the time it gets there.
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165 too bad my house looks like it belongs to a mad scientist and Im going crazy from dating a chick with bpd.
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What score do you need to enter Mensa? I live in Australia if that changes anything?
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>>733247699
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>>733247808
depends on the scale, usually 132
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>>733233552
my iq is so high i went back in time and gave everyone except my parents genetic autism so that when faggots like you post iq shit i could sit back and fap knowing i am god.
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>>733247887
kek just one off from 888
just one chromosome off.
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131, riddled with the crazy though.
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>>733233552
I don't know what my IQ is. It's probably pretty average. Better than all the liars in this thread, no doubt.
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>>733247482
Do you often engage in autofelatio?
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>>733247944
oh man that's totally legit tho, iq bank. tell us about the crazy tho cuz like i wanna be high iq maybe if i do it too i can get dank iq.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs
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Everyone, especially the crazies, should be dropping their autism quotient, too.
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2% percentile for Mensa. 120 IQ. Not sure what deviation. Also forgot to mention 15 and 16 standard deviation are important bc it is basically two se different ranges for IQ. 15 is higher. Also Mega Society is much harder to qualify for. Articles are great too. http://www.megasociety.org
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>>733247705
I'm curious are you paid a salary or by the hour to be here? Do you go to other sites and do this too? Or are you a usefull idiot who doesn't get paid at all?
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>>733248084
Is this a joke or is autism a measurable thing?
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>>733245656
I was officially tested last year when I got 146. You can call me a liar but I don't feel bad, I take it as a compliment.
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>>733248200
As much as we're able to measure intellect or emotional intelligence I suppose. There are a few tests to gauge your level of autism, and there are ofc AQ tests online. Here's a pretty simple one for example.

https://www.wired.com/2001/12/aqtest/
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>>733233552
126 (legit test)

Means nothing really. I'm an executive chef. I'm good with school but only when I care.
> I never care

I do find that the majority of people I meet are probably less intelligent than me. But, I work in the culinary field. It's kind of a given. I respect skill over intelligence every time. Currently have a semi retarded, tweaker breakfast cook. He's one of my top employees. Shows up to work EVERY TIME at 4 A.M. and busts his ass with skill and style. He's legit retarded though. Basic math is beyond him and he needs help figuring out a basic schedule. Like he'll never be an executive chef but he gives zero fucks about that. So idk
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>>733245656
That and people who took so-called IQ quizzes online.
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>>733248452
The problem is we're biased to believe we're more intelligent than we are, especially with regards to other people, but tbf, anyone with an IQ over 100 is brighter than half the population or so.
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>>733247742
all propagating radiation (Electromagnetic, Gravity) follows inverse square law. Radio and gravity propagate through the same equations. It (might) be possible to send very strong gravity waves by pushing planets around in a way that would be cheaper than building a massive RF transmitter. Far beyond our abilities today, but possibly some day.

>we have used radio satellites to send extremely powerful signals to certain portions of space that contains an earth like exoplanet.

Not really. What we've sent were mostly from antennas on the ground. And the targets have mostly been so far away that we're nowhere near able to pump enough power into it to scratch beyond background noise.

Lastly, there are no known Earth-like exoplanets. So far. The most likely habitable planets we've found are quite different from ours in many respects. We're slowly moving in the direction of being able to make contact with other civilizations......
but we're still quite a long way off. Physics makes it difficult. Human ingenuity may find a way around or through, but there's no guarantee.
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>>733233552

120

i waste my time doing nothing.

does the iq test even matter?
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>>733248664
No, it doesn't matter. Would you like to join my cult?
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>>733248664


btw not white.

im a director for a medium size company
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>>733248198
I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
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>>733248825

i rather waste my time believing in nothing, and achieving nothing
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>>733248825
Would you like to join mine?
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>>733248960

Too jewey to spend that sort of money for what amounts to kooky self-help workshops.
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>>733233552
IQ literally means nothing as to how successful a person you'll be.

I got 131 (98th percentile according to test) but I'm a depressed faggot who got held back in highschool and can't focus enough to get work done on anything.
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I took a test and got 139, what should I do with this?
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>>733248663
Did my research and found out I was referring to the Arecibo message, I stand corrected, for the signal was sent to a star cluster, not a exoplanet.

I think the inverse square law is followed by any wave propagating through 3d space, yet again I stand corrected.

The gravitational waves we recwntly detected where from a binary black hole system. If I remember correctly, the contractions of space due to gravitational waves that we measured was at the scale of a 1/1000 the width of a proton. Planets wouldn't be able to do it.

When I talked about earth like exoplanets, I was referring to exoplanets that fall into the goldilocks zone, with similar atmospheric composition.
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>>733247699
>tfw when you're just a pretentious retard with some spectrum of autism
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>>733248894
Shit, I unknowingly live by this quote.
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>>733250397
Kill yourself
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>>733250413
nerd
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>>733250387
Seconded, high iq, no will.
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>>733233552
75
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>>733234859
hello fellow indianon
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>>733247699
>Thank God I am a Christian
>165+
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ITT: Autistic faggots who all think they're highly intelligent yet post on /b/ to compare each other.
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>>733250743
It is like comparing strap on dildo sizes, and boasting how big theirs is
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havenr checked, but probably somewhere areound genius level
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>>733236098
i like neil degrasse tyson but he doesnt strike me as a genius (ie 130+ iq), i think there is a reason he is primarily a communicator of science and not a research scientist. I mean he is obviously a smart dude but not genius


my IQ is 125-130
bullshit undergrad degree, have never held even a shitty job for longer than 3 months, currently unemployed

i just want to do something challenging where i wont get fired, but afaik theres no way to do that without education which i cant afford
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>>733250981
He's a genius imo because he can explain something so complex to the most simplest of human beings. That mother fucker could legit explain the cosmos to redneck with down syndrome.

NDT is the man
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>>733245813
can u even communicate with normal humans
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>>733251106
thats exactly my point, my guess would be 120 IQ

smart enough to understand all this shit thoroughly, dumb enough to understand how normal people think and communicate

I think he probably has a bigger impact than even the best research scientists because he is enabling/inspiring so many future scientists, we need guys like him

still not a genius
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>>733239654
Do you really think an IQ >135-140 can enjoy life ?
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What can you do with a high iq?
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>>733251616
be depressed
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>>733245813
Prove it
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>>733251435
i dont think you need a lower iq for understanding how normal people think.
its a question of background, insight into human nature and empathy.
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>>733251435
I'll only agree with you because I feel like most "Genius's" don't get revealed to the public until years after their death. Most likely living and working in a lab, facility, or da vinci style.

I suppose its all up to interpretation though too. people can simply throw the Good Will Hunting argument at someone where he basically tells damons character, 'you can tell me all about art, da vinci, etc.. but I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the sistine chapel."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM-gZintWDc&t=11s
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>>733251819
who the hell wants to be recognized as a genious besides just live a happy life ?
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>>733237792
This guy knows whats up.
Isn't it funny that a striking amount of posts are above 120?
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I took the official Mensa test like 10 years ago. I was a 124.

It was way harder than the bullshit onlines ones, which I would always score about a 145 on.
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Tested by psychologist at 138 when I was 6. She was a dumbass. Again at 16 with a score of 152. Meh...

Father and husband now. Programmer. I've done everything i have ever wanted to do - and have been successful.

I still come here... Life is odd.
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>>733251921
For most, it's not being recognized as one but simply achieving something great for the world where eventually others provide you that title and recognition.

For others, being recognized as a Genius could easily be where their happiness comes from.

I think everyone can agree happiness comes first but whether we realize that during life or not, or even where that happiness is truly coming from, we'll always be searching for more.
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126, unhappy with it tho because my friend has like 180
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When people hear about genius level iq, they say stuff like "You should be out curing cancer or something". How do you respond to this?
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>>733233552
136 a few years ago
I used to test regularly to see if weed was making me dumber. It wasn't
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>>733252633
Any change at all?
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>>733252463
hey at least you can fuck with him for not inventing anything useful yet.
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>>733252614
Ask them to pay for your medical and science schooling.
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>>733252614
For me, only the two psychologists know my IQ. I won't tell my wife. This is the first I've shared.

So, no one expects me to be searching for cancer cures. I set the bar low TBH.
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>>733252614
They are always disappointed with what you're doing.
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>>733252614
Intelligence is about strategy, tactics, puzzle-solving, how accurately you perceive things, etc. Knowledge is what you know. Wisdom is what's learned through experience.

So, people saying that sort of thing don't even know the words they're using.
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135

Still, on of my best friends has 160. Feel pretty stupid next to him
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>>733251763
im definitely open to the possibility that its some projecting on my part

im a bit assburgery although I feel like that is probably a necessary part of having a high IQ, the higher your IQ the lower your capacity for empathy

>>733251921
>>733252009
its definitely not a randomly selected group, people who know their IQ isnt ver high dont really have any incentive to take an IQ test. The same way you dont see ugly people entering beauty contests.
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>>733233552
mum 103. dad 100. me 151. dad cucked?
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>>733252831

maybe your dads mom didnt eat enough fat when she was pregnant or something, maybe she smoked

who fuckin knows
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Was tested for gifted when I was 10 in fifth grade. 134
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>>733252831
also.....mum 5'4", dad 5'10", me 6'4". dad cucked?
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Love all these liars that said they were tested when they were kids. KEK. Yeah, no one is tested when their a kid unless your parents take you somewhere and pay for it. Fucking liars.
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>>733253165
adopted
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>>733253165
grandpa?
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>>733253240
>Yeah, no one is tested when their a kid unless your parents take you somewhere and pay for it.....

Found the nog
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140.

so yes, im miserable.
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>>733233552
Las tym I check was ova 5 year go. They clock me at 87
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>>733253268
Makes sense.
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>>733245687
>dogma of Christianity
*tips*

What about Islam, Jainism, Hinduism or the other thousand religions?
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>>733253240
Dude in the Netherlands every kid was tested when they were around 10 - 11 y/o
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>>733253391

at 88 you would have gone back in time anon.

why did you slow down?
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In the area of 135-140. I hold a PhD.
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>>733253469

in modern arts?
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have yall smart niggas ever gone to a therapist?

I find it extremely difficult to discuss shit with someone who is clearly significantly less intelligent than me, on the one hand i realize this is kind of cunty/elitist and they can still offer useful advice but I cant really change how I feel deep down... is there like counseling tailored to smart people?
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>>733253518
Political science.
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>>733253586
>have yall smart niggas ever gone to a therapist?

no. because im not a pussy.

i also dont talk like a nigger, you filthy nigger.
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>>733253614
>science
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>>733253460
No Flux Y thang. Nigga din push hard nuff
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>>733253614
just as bad
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>>733253664
If you say so
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>>733253663
>No Flux Y thang. Nigga din push hard nuff

now i know why racists hate niggers.
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>>733253633
im 2% black thanks for noticing

>mfw my great great great great grandaddy was a slave freed after the war that got some white poon

umad
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>>733253614
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>>733253614
>>733253614
>>733253614
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Funny hiw these NEETs mock an academic discipline they clearly know nothing about, while probably claiming to have a high IQ.
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>>733253950
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>>733252662
I haven't tested in over a year, but there were no changes at that point
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>>733233552
Dunno my IQ never tested it but these test are shit anyways. Sth like inteligence cant be scaled into sth as simple as numbers
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>>733236576
why are you posting this?
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My IQ is 100. Check out the theory of multiple intelligences. It's based upon reading and math not being the only form of intelligence. A very interesting read.


http://www.tecweb.org/styles/gardner.html
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>>733233552
My IQ Is 40
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Every single fag in this thread who said he s smart is actually the dumbest one. Fact. Every 'smart' fag knows he knows nothing. As soon as you say you are smart , your acountable and look especially dumb when you fail , dumber even then the dumb ones.
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>>733255949
Say whatever you want, dumbfag. It doesn't change the fact that you're a retard.
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>>733233552
>>733242164
dank memes-.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6GYYUVIAQ4
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>>733233552
139
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>>733256369
And you are smart ? Prove it
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Took a trip to a military recruiting center a couple years ago. Took some tests and they had told me I had an IQ of 166, but I don't know if that's true cause I still can't fucking spell.
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>>733256612
>166
no it's not true
either way , it doesnt say weather ur smart or nah
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>>733256684
Well I figured as much. No way in fuck I'm near Einstein's level.
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>>733233552
139
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