Hey /b/ How many girls did you fuck and how old are ya?

1/15

4 girls
29 years old

been fucked by 9 guys though

>>733230561
how was it

I've probably fucked like a million grills and I'm only 18. You're all a bunch of fucking losers.

>>733230993
so you're into barbecue?

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1/21

Honestly a miracle I've even done that

>>733230993
And we have here a 13 boy trying to be cool

20/16

27 and only 7
quality over quantity, they were all at least a 7/10 rated conservatively
banging a bunch of girls involves a lot of hanging out with them and most are pretty annoying to be around

7/28

>>733230410

15/27

Bar scene is so easy if you've taken psychology.

15/ 32yo

Travelled the world though, so they're in different countries. Nutted in two jewish chicks, so i may have kids over there...i dunno

0/18

>>733231414
how do you do it

12/27yo

It's been downhill since 24.

>>733231119
same 1/21 and I probably could've had others but I've had a solid relationship since I was 18 and don't want to ruin it

6:18

>>733230410
0/23 ... i don't mind tho

>>733231174

>20/16

calling bullshit

4/24

40 years old. Over 50 women, and one man.

0/20 i'm aiming for fearsome wizard powers

28 / 25 - All in the space of 2.5 years. Been in a relationship for almost a year now.

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>>733231152
and another tugging bait

70/26

I'm good looking and have a good sense of humour

3 and a1/2. 37years old

0/26.

i think i've had it tho with being single. its boring now.

worst case start out with an escort.

3/19

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10000000/13.5

>>733231765
Midget?

>>733231834
No way. You gotta make that shit special.

>>733231861
Im guessing trap

6/21

>>733230410
Sophie Mudd

if anyone wants moar

>>733230410

2/23

my actual gf is 15yo

>>733230561

nigger

>>733231853
should photoshop that right arm into a arnold bodybuilder arm.

>>733231765
And a half? The fuck happened there?

6/21
Started around early junior high.

>>733231834
If you're a virgin, you will look like a fool infront of an escort

>>733232052
He got a ball in.

1/2

>>733232104
>caring what a hooker thinks

150+/26

>>733232052
probably just got a handjob

>>733232143
you'll cum in 30 seconds, then she'll laugh at you and leave with your money

>>733230410
I'm 22 and I've fucked 3 girls, lost my virginity at 18

13 age 30
If back page hookers count 3 to 4 times a week for 3 years
Was area manager for cell phone store traveled a lot

>>733231152
And here we have the 14 year old with zero self awareness

33G/35Y

1/18
Been dating for over 2 years now.

>>733230410
37
I don't know how many girls I fucked

7/21
i still have a year of college and lucked out genetically but im stuck in a fucking lame relationship so who knows maybe thats my cap

>>733232104
No. If you go to an agency, specify your a first timer and virgin they will help you select an escort.

10/25

>>733232298
I repeat

>caring what a hooker things

You pay for time, and the last thing a hooker wants to do is piss a client of as it may get dangerous.

19/30

>>733232104
wont care, shes getting paid. ask her for tips tho. and treat her like a human being. maybe make her a friend, keep asking her for tips on how to make female friend. I fucking suck at it. only recently made a good long term fem friend. i've always been more of a bro dude.

13/25

>>733230410
1/19

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>>733230410
18 years old
2 fucked
fingered a few other lasses

90 or more 32yo

>>733231765
so 3 girls and an interacial baby nigger?

2/23

Dated the first girl for about three years.

Have been with the second girl three and a half years and we're getting married in a few months.

>>733230410
1/21

>>733231540
Seriously, take a psychology course.

Helps you pick up on subtle hits and body language. lets you know if they're interested or not. If not, just move on. Don't get emotionally attached. You aren't doing it to find a girlfriend, just a fuck or two.

6/21

>>733231119
This

>>733232104
Nah, they're pretty cool about that shit as long as you make sure you mention it when you're going in for a girl. Not cool to spring that shit on them.

47/23

>>733232018
Ayy my GF is 16

1/20
Trying to have a serious relationship but she's cheated once and honestly shows how young she is a lot.

I'll stay till it crashes & burns. I can go fuck my sister's other friends if she messes up once more

>>733230410
0/27

raped a few kids when i was a fetus. 3, going on 6

>>733233062
should have a serious talk with her then. help her out. she's obviously too young to understand what happens later in life.

0 18yo

0 gfs 0 kisses. fuck

>>733233062

Dump her ass. If she's willing to cheat once she'll do it again, just do a better job of hiding it.

>>733233330
dont worry bruv. just work out and stay healthy and ready. and make friends and connections.

>>733230410
0/19

I let my insecurities eat me alive.

34/76ish

>>733233489
should solve those issues. every problem's got an answer.

>>733230410
7 and one of them gave me the herp and genitals warts so if I could go back in time and bang none of them and be a virgin again, I would.

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1/25

Same girl since I was 16
Getting married in October

>>733233566
hey old timer. why you here?

12/19 half of them i regret a lot

>>733233608
GZ, hope you guys find a good way to keep it fresh.

Age: 23
Bodies: 10
I went through a "phase" where I thought the more bodies, the bigger of a man you were. Used to be very frigid, but when I lost my virginity (20) I started getting laid a lot more often, in 2 years I slept with 10 women, but I'm still currently with my Number 10. Learned that sex is easy to obtain, and literally doesn't make you more of a man. It's an ego thing and it's retarded. Honestly wish virgins understood they're REALLY not missing out on too much, it's still awesome, but not THAT awesome. Having sex and bragging about it in my eyes is literally the dumbest thing, like I said it's not too hard, and the best part about having sex is knowing that you're banging a chick. Honestly don't know why I threw all that in when you just asked about my age and bodies....

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13/33

>>733233747
Been good so far to be honest

>>733233256
That seems like a good idea. Guess I should look out for her a bit more even if we don't work out.

>>733233375
I'm anticipating that moment. Going to make a huge scene then let her deal with the shitshow. Maybe it'll teach her not to cheat on someone.

>>733233330
>>733233441
this guys gets it

>>733233747
>>733233869
Maybe because we have only ever fucked each other so it's all we know?

>>733230410
5/25

>>733233774
Bet its a + tho for your girl, if you know more about what you're doing.

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>>733233774
>bodies
so what you're telling me is that you fucked 9 men and finally got a female?

>>733230410
8/22
Unfortunately ive had 2 long term girlfriends since i was 18, still in one

>>733233923
>>733233869
just saying, things can start getting boring after a while. keep each other on your toes.

>>733233774
Good job anon but you forgot to add it's all about the person you're with

5/21

>>733233965
Yeah I can see what you're saying, more practice. But IMO, best oractice is having sex with the same person more often, so you know what they like. Some chicks fuckin nut hard in certain areas. And positions. But I do understand what you mean. But even without experience, I still don't find it hard to make a girl finish, I think it's just that porn myth thing

3/24

But im also a Homo

>>733234066
Ya I understand. In 10 years it has never been boring though. But who knows what the future holds. She blows me at least 3 times a week still so that's nice

>>733233739
forgot to leave out, the reasons I mainly regret it is because i cheated on my gf with half of them, and the girls knew i had a gf and would ask "anon, don'y you have a gf?" and i would just say no, and they didn't care I have a good body and my gf would tell them about when I would fuck her and I knew they wanted in on it, since 2 of them asked my gf for 3 ways with me.

0/17 am i soo fucked?

12/28

0/25

7/21
Started when I was 15.

>>733233573
I know the solutions but don't act on them.

But you know what, fuck that I've procrastinated long enough. I'm going to take care of this virginity bs before I'm 20 and be done with it.

15or so/24

38

Im 26 years old

1/15

>>733234255
Why do people lie on the internet?

73 wermen folk/age 25

4/19

4/20

2 of them are sisters. Twas a threesome.

>>733234278
Yup considering you have to be 18 to be here. B&

Anyway no. There are lots of sluts around your school man. Find a stoner group, girls get passed around like a used rag in them

>>733233774
Couldn't agree with you more. Since my ex and I broke up, sex has always been a disappointment. It's the best sex I'll probably ever have.

9/22

>>733234255
Think its easier to get laid if you have or have had a gf. some kind of lower conscious bell going off that this guy is a good catch or some shit.

6/20

Lost it at 17 and have been lucky enough to only ever go maybe a max of 4 months dry. 4/6 I can confidently say are pretty objectively hot, 2 I regret. Kinda been blessed as fuck

>>733234355
beats me, I watch so much damn porn, that when i drink and hangout with people when my gf isn't there I just hit it off with someone and we fuck, and then 30min later I'm beating myself up for cheating on her because I do really love her, but since I choose to cheat on her, looks like i really don't love her.

Lost count after 30 im 33

>>733233993
> in 2 years I slept with 10 women
Don't be this retarded bud

>>733234328
if getting laid will cure some of those insecurities then by all means go for it. dont be a safe space boy and get ready for rejection, and when you get that first approval you'll feel golden.

1/23

>>733234544
idk, knowing my gf friends, I know which ones off the bat, just want me to take them home and plow them because its what my gf tells them and they have never experienced it.

1/16 :^)

28 years old

dated two/slept with them obv

everyone i think is pretty is unavailable, idk what to do tbh and i'm thinking it's pretty much over.

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22 by age 20

35 by age 30

38 by age 41 (present)

I'm done with bitches and happy with my fleshlight and porn now. Much less work and my brain is relaxed without cuntnoise in my life. Everything I do is for me now.

>>733234589
Ya ok how old did you say you are little boy 20? Cause you sure do act like it. You have no clue what true love is son so stop pretending like it. No one cares if you cheat on your girl but if you're gona sit here and say like a little bitch "but I really do love her" then you are a child. Grow the fuck yo and have some self control or call yourself what you are, an adolescent

>>733234861
know that feel bro. every girl i've ever gone for has been long term taken. might be time to lower the bar.

15 / 50
Best one was one of my employees. She was 23 at the time, I was 48. That was some good shit.

>>733234930
fuckin baller dude

>>733230410
fucked 4, am 23

>>733233774
Seriously? A buncha feels up in this bitch?

1/18

>>733231152
You took the bait dipshit

>>733234930
Sir you need to leave 4chan if you are 40 this is no place for grandpas

>>733234930
>Age: 41
Why are you on 4chan? I'm not going to judge, but aren't you a little to old for this shit? Its like saying you're 41 and still watching new cartoons (cartoons you grew up with don't count).

>>733230993
>>733231710
>>733232144
prostitutes don't count anon

>>733230410
5/18

3 / 19

>>733235074
Sorry, just got too much in depth about IMO

>>733235174
>>733235186
This

>>733235174
Why should he?
This is a shithole, he can be here if he wants to be

1/24

>>733234933
you are right, to be honest though I don't know where to start though on how to tell her because if I did I would hurt her, and thats the last thing I want to do, but shes happy with me and I do and don't want to end the relationship because she deserves way better than my frat boy faggot ass, but on the other hand, she is really happy with me, but what would i know I'm just a retarded 19 year old man.

>>733235287
Because he is a 41 yo man. Fucking leave here and do something with yourself

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16

>>733230410
Grand Wizard

0/51

>Aspergers

>>733235319
God this faggot right here

>>733230410
3/19

>>733234991

I am in a similar situation. I'm 45 and she is a tight little 26 year old employee of mine. It's fucking great..

>>733235319
You would be doing her a favor by telling her that you do not love her.

We're measured by our actions. Not words or thoughts. You are trash

>>733235186

I was here when I was 29, why wouldn't I be here now? Where else should I be instead?

>>733230410
1/34
Still fucking the same one

>>733234991
>>733235490
Shouldn't you two be monitoring the stock market

6/23

All at least 7/10, one was fishy so I wore a rubber

>>733235388
ever come close old guy?

>>733235174

Some faggot said the same thing when I was here at 30

5. 26.

>>733235543
Living a normal life you stupid old faggot

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>>733230410
117/48 Smooth Talking Truck Driver

>>733235490
serious relationship or she golddiging or you subliminal extorting or shits n giggles or what?

>>733235531
thanks, all I needed to know, how would you tell her, aka a good place to take her and tell her.

>>733235543
I don't know, feel like this place is a bit immature and uniformate for someone your age. Figured you'd grow out of interests that 4chan brings

>>733230410
5/47

29 and I've been inside 2 assholes but only one vagina. I only had anal sex with my first girlfriend. I have also received a couple of blowjob from another female friend. I could fuck more if I'd wanted to but I've been in a long term relationship the last 10 years

>>733230410
12/20

>>733230410
about 60. I'm 30.

>>733234991
>>733235722
No just some old grey bush nigger shit you know fam?

35 years old

Over 100 easy

>Got my first bj at 13
>Lost my virginity by 14
>Over 20 chicks by the time i finished high school
>Bachelors in the UK - easily 50 girls there
>Masters in Denmark - another easy 50

Married now and i see an escort once every two weeks

>Clean as a whistle

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25 or so girls/26 yrs old. Pic related.

>>733235696
smooth talking truck driver that sleeps around. were these women single? how come everyone i talk to is fucking taken?

>>733235347

I live a somewhat fruitful life and have real life hobbies but I come hang with you faggots because I have no one to talk to after I bust a fat one up in my fleshlight.

>>733235596
Nope.

>>733230410
1/25

>>733235587

My stocks are just fine, thanks for the concern though.
Anyways, just thought I'd add that my girlfriend is 36.. and the 26 year old I'm playing around with from work has a 30 something year old boyfriend. 'Tis a tangled web..

>>733234255
1. Nobody asked
2. None of that happened to you

Stopped counting at 65/34

69/11

Body count 14 girls, 1 guy, turns out I'm NOT a complete faggot. 22 years of age

try getting her I clit ring I got mine pierced and it makes you come like crazy

>>733235876
OMG what a fucking badass teach me oh master I am in awe...no one cares faggot go beat off to trap porn like you know you do

1/21

>>733234328
Do it. Being a 19 year old virgin isnt a huge deal, despite what some might say. I didnt lose it till i was 22, my total is 5 now. Its not too late. Youll be alright, just work toward it.

>>733235963
hope you get caught and your business fails, putting in all that work just to possibly piss it away. disgrace of a man.

>>733235963
I hate people who cheat.
I am loyal as fuck but you fuck around before being considerate enough to call it quits.

I've met disgusting women so far

>>733236097

sperg alert

The thread was asking the question so i answered

Why you so fucking butthurt faggot?

>>733235734

I live a fruitful life with IRL hobbies but I enjoy calling people niggers and faggots.

3/26

ooh hooo babay 3/20

>>733236097

Found the virgin

>>733235531
Real talk

>>733235722

Well, I guess it started off with me being someone that she could come and talk to about the shit going on in her life. I would always take the time to listen to her. Then one day she just comes out and tells me that she wants to fuck me.
It has been going on for a few months now, I haven't spent dime one on her, save a few hotel rentals.

25 years old prob between 150 - 200 girls

i lived in the provinces of thailand for 3 years i taught english there

>>733230410
0/25
My life is boooring

200+ girls from all over the world, I used to keep track till about 150. I'm 32 yrs old

>>733234589
Lol look at this faggot. Totally doesnt get that the guy was calling him out for telling fake stories, and then continues with his retarded story as if anyone cares.

>>733236314
So mostly paid for whores

>>733234825
Time for your ban, underage fag.

>>733230410
38 / 31

Mom and daughter wanna tag team me tomorrow night.

Fuck yeeesssssss

3/16

2/19

63 yo and I guess close to 1000 or probably more. I paid for most of them too. Paid sex is cheaper then marriage and you can fart whenever you want and there are no complaints.

>>733235669

k guess I'll go to church and participate in town meetings like you plan to do when you reach my age you stupid dull nigger

>>733236434
>any of that is true

summer is here boys. time to call it quits.

>>733236371
no they were english students mostly, 4 reasonably long term girlfriends

>>733236159

I used to think that same way when i was younger. I always had the heart of a dog. Now that I am an oldfag though, I just want to lap up what happiness I can from life. The girlfriend gives me the homelife I need, the mistress the other stuff.

>>733230523
lol mods

>>733236351
Oh my fucking sides thanks for backing me up anon this guy is a true nigger

>>733236512
failure.

1/18

>>733234692
My real insecurities honestly lie in my self image. Something I've struggled with most of my life has been my weight. I've never been obese but I've always been mildly overweight. Even at times when I've only been a few pounds overweight I've felt horrible about my image. But like I said. I'm done. I will NOT let this haunt me anymore. I WILL achieve the image I desire. Mark my words.

>>733236512
No one cares old fag good luck with your next 3 years of health before you decline and die a shit death

>>733236434
This guy.
Now this guy is living the good life.

Get both of them pregnant bro. How amazing will you feel fucking a daughter carrying your daughter while her mom facefucks her daughter carrying your other daughter. Freaking dream life bro

>>733236513
No plan to be out with friends and my family when I'm that age not sitting at home on my computer you piece of shit

>>733230410
7/31

1/21
Also got it from 1 guy.
Biggest regret in life is not doing it with a nice loli I was very close with when I was ~14. Looking back on it she wanted it bad too.

>>733236513
Haha the fact that you think that's abnormal life shows how much of a stupid follower you are
>I'm 50 and go on 4chan I'm a rebel reeeeeeeeee

>>733236557
you'd think an old fuck like you would have more respect towards the people in your life. no morals, feeling sorry for yourself. My old man and his old man taught me what a man is. you arent one. fuck off.

>>733230410
23/24

>>733235910
Kek, your fat neckbeard ass fucking even one girl is a stretch. Stop using your sister to "prove" to people you get laid.

>>733236557
LOL week nigga

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>>733236894

>>733236697
talking about it instead of doing it? its yourself you need to convince. cant convince yourself here.

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>>733235912
Hitch hikers, waitress, bar girls and women who say there single. I have always been lucky but over the road I was bombarded by pussy especially in poor towns. I did not pay to fuck but I did pay for food beer and the jukebox. The best one's were hitch hikers! the funny thing is some I just passed w/o smashing caught a dirty vibe? Mexican women slim to chubby, fucking love em.

>>733236259
>real talk
Kill yourself, nigger.

>>733236881
I'm clapping for you right now anon
My fiancé is confused

>>733236894
Jealous virgin found

16 women. I'm 28

>>733230410
28
fucked I think 18 people
mostly girls
3 transgirls
2 guys

>>733230410
30-something, I couldn't keep an accurate track anymore once I started forgetting them entirely. Mostly 1 night stands.

6 month dry spell currently (haven't really pursued it)

25 years old

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This right here..

Take special note of number 10. Dead truth.

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>>733237183
I'll drink to that. Good show

>>733237094
Real talk is real fam

>>733230410
11 bitches
26 years old

>>733236697
Same here bro, and it always changes to something else once you fix it or stop caring.
When I was younger it was my voice, then my dick size, then my hairlessness. Now it's my puffy nipples and terrible bacne. The issue isn't how you look, it's how you think you look. I know that and yet I still can't get over it.

>>733230410
65-70

23y/o

>>733231765
3 and 1/2 bitches? how the fuck does that work?

>>733237344
Must be hard being a girl

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>>733233330
Same fam

>>733236881

Meh, everything is so black and white to the young and the simple minded. There are many layers of grey in this world.

>>733237399
Only stuck it half way in...what are you some sort of uneducated nigger?

>>733231738
>70
>4chan
Ok

>>733237468
Holy shit youbreally are a stupid fuck

>>733230410
2/23
And I'm marrying one of them. Bitches ain't shit. Find a loyal woman and commit to her. 100%.

>>733237005
Dont get your sister pregnant.

>>733237590
Correct answer

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5/32
I'm perpetually in long term relationships.