Life is boring and I feel empty inside. I hate myself and I have

>>733227288
shit in your hands and rub it on your chest

Get a job and shut up about it
You dont want to hear other peoples bullshit, why should we hear yours

>>733227799
Quad dubs does not lie

>>733227799
Suck on my quadruple doubles sonny jim

>>733227288
You need to post a selfie so we can see what were working with

Life is hard waaaaaaaah

>>733227288
Cmon op lets see what you look like. Ill tell you if theres any hope

>>733227288
well it depends on how you are a complete degenerate but most of the time i would just get a few friends ( dont be super up front about being friends just lay low) and get feedback

get a dog
take it to the dog park

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>>733227961
This is the one I have on hand rn

>>733228621
Cut your hair ya damned hippie

>>733228621
Oh shit kid.

>>733228730
I was thinking about it but my forehead is huge

>>733228621
Get a haircut. Lose the beanie. Theyre fucking lame. I was gonna bag on you for the squirtle but it looks like youre at a carnival so that gets a pass. You look like youre smart, idk you could be a retard. Not ugly. Theres hope for you yet young one

>>733228838
I have a receding hairline, dont be a puss.
High and tight, 2 on the sides, flat top

>>733228877
I was at cedar point with friends. I might get a haircut over the summer to see how it is and if I don't like it I'll just grow it out. Also thanks.

>>733228312
I have a bullmastiff. She sleeps most of the time and I walk her once every 3 days or so. She's 7.

>>733228989
Yea, you have a full head of hair and it looks like you could rock many styles kid. i doubt its that big. Do asshole kids make fun of you? That'll happen much less as you get older and the people around you become more mature.

>>733228838thats what it is, you need some confidence to boost your moral, try being more out going

Get /fit/ bro

>>733229308
This is also good advice. Health is wealth gym is bank.

>>733229193
I get called JB once in a while by people and my family. Otherwise they don't give a shit. When I do show my forehead they find it horrifyingly huge cause it's as long as a lighter.

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Dont OP.
You're good where you are.

>>733229308
I started going like 2 weeks ago

>>733229455
Wrong

>>733229417
Now i feel like i need to see the forehead.

>>733229546
Need a timestamp?

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>>733229499
If you are alone it's because its better that way bro.
Im not here to judge but the occams razor is tight.
Or something like that.

>>733229586
no. just forehead

>>733229648
nah mate.

Honestly my dude, you should start lifting. I was an overweight computer nerd virgin degenerate before i started to lift. now im a fit computer nerd who is also not a virgin anymore. Lifting will give you confidence and make you feel better about nearly every aspect of your life.

>>733229734
Nah what faggot?
Nah im alone cuz im the best human ever?

>>733229586
No

Get a bit more "modern" haircut, glasses, and style. Keep exercising and as time will go by, the social life will come to you
Jk, it's a 50/50 for that one. But, possible to achieve

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>>733229856
I have a natural shitty looking face

>>733228621
Get a job, preferably as a cashier or basically anywhere where you'll be forced to talk to people. It gets rid of shyness, and from there you'll be able to talk to new people, coworkers will probably be easiest to hang out with. From there you might meet their friends and get bigger groups and other people.
It worked for me, as I couldn't even say "Hi" to people I saw in school daily/in my classes, I guess I was anxious about it, or self conscious or something. But since last February I've been working as a cashier, and it really helped me overcome it. Now I could have a full blown conversation with a random stranger. I hang out with my coworkers a lot outside of work and we go places and do fun shit. Plus, you'll of course be making money which is always nice

>>733230281
take off the fucking benie

>>733230356
I don't have a fucking head band what do I use?

>>733230356
mess up your hair a bit

>>733230440
it dont matter mess it a bit to see what you look like

>>733230281

You look better than my ugly ass anon. Go get some babes

Sniff your mom's panties and go to bed faggot

>>733230281
your forehead isn't even big wtf
stop focusing on that, when most people won't notice it
make your hair a bit messy, no beanie, and SMILE
after working out, you are good to go. you don't look bad

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At first I was joking about killing yourself.
But your hair?
You feel empty and sad for your hair?
You are sad.

>>733230679
I always get shit from everybody that my forehead is like 20% larger than theirs or something. Maybe because it's always covered?

>>733230712
I just feel empty in general. The hair is a component.

>>733230281
Jeez OP you're not even 18 aren't ya?
Sad cunt bawwing about his privileged life :(

>>733230841
A component of what?
You are not butt ugly.
Yo probably some money and friends
What makes your life sad?

>>733230896
Ayy

>>733230770
they're probably just not used to it.
i used to never put my hair up because I thought it looked weird (forehead)
but now, it's almost up all the time and people love it.
you just have to modernize it if it's up

>>733231037
My friends hate me, I have 0 social skills even though I have a job, my parents divorced twice and I have general low self esteem and worth.

>>733230770
yet it due to it being covered up show everyone your forehead and they will get use to it ( its going to be difficult first because of comments but trust me it will go away)

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OP

>>733231286
Pretty much tbh

>>733231205
if your friends hate you, obviously those aren't real friends.
you still have time to get good friends

>>733231205
nigga if a bunch of cynical assholes on fucking 4chan say that you look ok you are ok

>>733227288

Go outside more. Preferably in nature.

Seriously. This helps your sanity more than you think

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>>733231331
Im just kidding bro!
Get yourself up mane.
Just because other people are fucked doesn't mean you loose value.
OP take opioids, you'll feel better.
A lot better

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>>733227288
Stop hating yourself and get a social life. You literally put the answer in your OP ffs

>>733231331
mate what do you think detours people when talking to others

>>733231392
i prefer being called cynical penis tyvm

>>733231517
fuck off

>>733231376
I live in a preppy as shit district and everybody has the fucking short sides long on top fuckboi haircut. Plus I've tried many times to meet people but they're either a preppy shit or a mentally destroyed emo furry but beggars can't be choosers right?

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>>733227799
Wow. A whole threads worth of dubs in a single post. I'm impressed.

>>733231601
>>if a bunch of cynical penises say you look ok you are ok

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>>733231610
Don't be that type of cunt.

>>733228621
How about fucking turn 18 first.

MODS

>>733231525
Coming on too strongly or shyly, inappropriate topics, nerdy shit are some

>>733231697
>>from 4chan

>>733230674
I don't really have a mom anymore

>>733231797
Smoke weed.
Buy it in the street, stab some people befriend others.
That's how one grows OP

This seems like a good thread to recruit.

Alright /b/, there was a thread earlier that was supposed to trick SJWs into believing that McDonald's is a white supremacist patriarchal misogynist scum. It was overridden by fidget spinners so I made this to recruit new /b/tards willing to help. Spread #D|o|w|n|W|i|t|h|T|h|e|C|l|o|w|n (Don't you fucking dare use this hashtag without the dividers. It'll tip people that this is a prank). Spread white cis privileged clown being a misogynist through paying male workers more and that women can be clowns too. Hell, https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2017/05/16/anti-trump-groups-have-a-new-target-mcdonalds/?utm_term=.aacd2e76f813 (thanks to an Amerifag who I will not name the ID if mods are butthurt) proves SJWs already hate McDonald's. This. Will. Work. Now join us for our cause.

Old thread was originally from /pol/

>>733231636
You don't have to be friends with them, just pretend you like them, which would help your social skills
I don't consider lots of people my friends even though they may consider me a friend
Practice your social skills irl, and just meet some cool peeps online
Some of the greatest conversations I've had were from people online
My area kinda sucks as well, but I'm moving somewhere else so it's ight
You may have a while to move, but really socializing is a lot easier than you might think

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>>733228994
Ohiofag?

>>733232036
Thanks my dude

>>733232102
Nah, Michigan.

>>733231797
well there you go ( when talking you want to relate to the topic at hand and if you know the person and what they like make references or that of pop culture in general create a sense of humor that is special to you and is recognizable but not vulgar humor )

>>733231941
Nah.

>>733231972
fuck off mate

In 4chan we are all degenerates fags with no social life

>>733232248
Negative attitude is what makes you so unlikable OP.
You're like a sappy whore

Kys

>>733232186
>implying I'm a filthy liberal

>>733232368
That wasn't me

>>733232365
speak fo yoself, stitch

>>733232494
See
>>733231517

>>733232368
im not op but he isnt negative he is just at cross points in his life and thinks that there is something that needs to be changed and people change which is totally reasonable

Fuckin' love Squirtle.

>>733232494
but where is the pic of you and your hair (we need to see it and mess it up a bit)

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>>733232724
Gengarrr

>>733232813
that has nothing to do with this thread

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>>733232813
That looks lik lean my nigga.

If it helps I'm a psycologist. There's a men zingers song that has lyric "happiness is just a state of mind"
All I can tell you is what your feeling is aparant only towards the feelings. You can. And will find a way out of an undesirable state. I'm just a comment don't expect anything from this thread

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>>733232801
My hair is naturally straight and limp and I don't have any gel around.

>>733233149
show us license if you are a psychologist

Nah, just shake it all about (dont put it in a emo type hair doo)

>>733233442
Your phone case is too techy.
Throw it away

>>733233567
the hell are you on about the phone case isnt the matter it matter weather it protects it

Convert your self-hatred into silent, irreconcilable antagonism towards society at large.

>>733233881
nah.

>>733233826
Lol.
Do you wear an omega seamaster because it's the most resistant watch in the market.
Don't kid yoself

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>>733233550
I kinda end up looking like an 8 year old Chinese kid if I do that

>>733233944
Oh
Flop around and aimlessly bitch then.

>>733233961
?*

>>733233961
nah just an MVMT watch

>>733234007
He is profesional at that.
Just look at his hair ffs.
What is this 2005?

>>733233987
do it it doesn't matter

>>733234142
Yeah he's so bland it's actually infuriating.

>>733234287
Different stroke different folks

>>733234388
There is no one other than your mother who would ever compliment your hair.

>>733234287
I've met people like thatz
Real buzzkillers.
Probably why OP stays in his house brushing his bangs to make photos for strangers.
For fucks sake, im out.

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>>733234439
not op but no

>>733234496
OP stop seriously.
The cringe has reached my spinnal fluid.

>>733234628
Alright

>>733234496
damn you got some really straight hair (so straight that it wants to abolish gay marriage) but yeah thats the problem you look like 2005 ian from smosh do something more modern that you might like

>>733234628
how is it cringe tho

>>733234835
Any recommendations? I'm down for anything really.

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do drugs.

For real though I was a step away from being an omega fag then got on some good prescription meds that worked for me and now im a step away from a normal fag.

Also non prescription drugs are a really good way to meet new people and generaly take the stress out of hanging out with people in my experience so go and do 5gs of shrooms and smoke a joint with some buds.

>>733234892
It's cringy as fuck dude.
Do a neymar type of hair and forget about it sissy.

>>733234984
fuck off

>>733235108
not op but ok

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>>733227288

Check dubs.

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>>733235108
This neymar?

>>733235249
OP you deserve everything bad life has ever dealt to you.

>>733235255
Yes

>>733235117
no u, whoever you are

>>733234984
good advice

>>733234942
Undercuts are super popular and a bit of a bowl haircut might do well for you (im thinking something very british tho)

>>733231517
>>733231517
>>733231517
>>733231517
>>733231517

>>733235305
Fuck off (not op)

>>733235305
Yeah I know.

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>>733235572
Do opiates OP don't listen to anybody else

>>733235701
Fuck off (Im not op)

>>733235759
Then fuck off autistic retard.
Get your own thread

>>733235701
I might be a normie and just do weed. Idk.

>>733235856
Weed aint got nothing on the opis in terms of happiness

>>733235817
I have one ( fuck off you cunt since you are just promoting fucking lean get the fuck out of here with that weak shit)

>>733227288
Just because you hate yourself doesn't mean you're a degenaye, anon. But remember this: no one else can love you if you don't love yourself.
Start exercising. I'm not saying lift like crazy and start body building but at least run a mile a day or something. Get a nice haircut. Look people in the eyes and smile when you interact with them. Even if they're stranfers

>>733235969
I also gave him the neymar idea you cunt.
Im a box full of good ideas.
Go loose time facing a wall or something fuck off man!

>>733235917
I'd rather wait for my life to royally fuck up but thanks anyways.

>>733236082
(Not op hehehe)
Fuck off.

>>733236205
Ok then

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>>733227288
>legit advice

Dress up better...yes im not kidding people tend to judge other on how they look more than anything ,also maybe speaking about things others care more than any other thing is a good way to make friends.
Example
>anon: Hi how are you doing?
>normie: havent been doing soo great just got diagnosed with cancer...
>anon: ohh my god really are you ok?
>normie: yeah im fine on sunday imma go to get checked...bla...bla...bla

And soo on and soo forth

>>733230333
Solid advice here, put yourself in a position where you have to talk (practice makes the monk). Also find a sport that you like, useful to get a good body and maybe make friends

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Lean is happiness OP