This tiny little penis is next to his blackout drunk gf We have

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>>733215469
>We have never had sex and we have been together for 12 years

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>>733215726
I know for fucksake we have been close but never have the real deal. Biggest fucking humiliation point of my life.

>>733215879
Touch her pussy

>>733215469
So, you just fund her lifestyle and get nothing out of it? Just fucking end it already. (the relationship, I mean.)

>>733215879
timestamp

sharpie in her pooper

12 years sleeping next to that naked ass and no sex? Wtf bro. You have the patience of a rock.

>>733216019
no life. this is too beta to be true

Face and tits

Go for it man

Damn Ethan, boy! You got a BOY dick!

>>733215879
But 12 years, mate? For the sake of it, how long how you been this "intimate"? Like laying nude in the same bed, next to each other ect ect?

the fk is wrong with you, TIMESTAMPS YOU PIN DICK FUCK.

>>733215879
>we have been close but never have the real deal

How close ?

>>733215879
It isnt rape if you cum on her when she's sleeping

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>>733215922
Ok

>>733216019
I don't pay for her nights out you fool, we drink and party together sometimes - but I often don't go out when she does, I've encouraged her to feel good on. Nights out and to dress sexy, in the aid of
Motivating her to fuck me or want to fuck me

Just stuff it in her right now. That is probably what she is waiting on. No girl sleeps naked unless she wants the D.

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Ahahahaha the funniest thing about this is that women get fucking worse and worse year after year. You literally chucked the best rooting years out the windows.. now you're just too old people.. and you're fat

Cunt get to the gym, then dump her and get a fresh one.. they're all 100 percent whores now

>>733216321
+1

she's fucking another dude lmao

>>733216312
Fuck her in the ass. If she declines, leave her. It's obvious you don't plan on marrying her after 12 years. Find a woman you can breed with and not one that rejects her own womanhood.

No fucking shit she won't fuck you, look at that wad of bubblegum

>>733215469
go for it, lil guy :-D

>>733216312
But are you living together? Does she at least pay a fair portion of rent? It's still a bit fucked up even if she does, but if she doesn't then she's just a parasite using you for an easy life.

>>733216312
Just show the girl, that nasty ass cock is killing my boner

>>733216312
No woman that has a healthy body like hers had no labido, she's either gay or she's fucking other men.

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>>733216312

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>>733216405
Further on from this.. 12 years and not married? What the fuck.. seriously..? You know if you want them dead for sure after 3 years at best.. 6 years is more than adequate to know if you should allow them to breed.. do you own a house together? Shared bank accounts? If not you need to actually take my advice, get an 18 year old girlfriend and just start again.. chicks dig older dudes if they aren't fat and own a car

>>733215469
>obvious cuck b8 thread is obvious
Fucking sage in all fields.

Run her through with a knife or chop her up with a hatchet, she's fucking other guys

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>>733216134
It's true

>>733216204
I know

>>733216247
Like I've put it in her close but she has freaked out and then said no

>>733216405
Wereboth 23 mate chillout - weirdly long term primaryschool/high school/college/university relationship. My dicks been 5 inches hard for most of it. Lol.

>>733216647

source pls

>>733216655
Wise advice, did exactly that. Threw in the towel after six years and went from 25-18. Best pussy I've ever had, and my previous relationship was as swingers

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>>733216739
do ir, faggot.. do her

>>733216647
sauce plz

>>733216769
Mexico on a Tuesday night

>>733216739
At 23 you should be in your prime, slayin' the fucken hottest pussy you can get your hands on.

Are you guys like in a religious group?

Can you post more of your cock? Would like to see it hard.

>>733217077
b is just a fag hangout now, miss the good old days :(

>>733215469
Show an erection

>>733217317
Yes please

I'd fuck you and I'm a happily married wife. That's how pathetic you are.

>>733217288
The CP days? That was unconfortable.

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>>733216739
Op how come you cant just fuck her right now like you are both in the nude, you already have you dick near her ass just get hard and stick it in

>>733217517
bullshit you're not a woman, show tits or gtfo

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>>733216521
We don't plan on marriage because we are business minded

>>733216530
Where? Better not be on the carpet

>>733216579
We don't live together yet but im st her place 5 days out of 7 basically, don't pay for each other because we earn our own money - I have paid for shoes and underwear for her mostly. It is worn on nights out (mostly shoes)

>>733216655
Have considereded this, but can't fuckingn do it man I have cheated once before

>>733216658
Maybe, I need to have some fun

>>733217031
I am trying my friend, seriously

>>733217077
I mean, sure, as attached - bone pressed because it's small

>>733216312
Get hard get hard get hard

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>>733217636
You fags still doing this???

>>733217542
No not that, just the original threads and girls posting. These days it's all cock rating.

Okay we have seen your dick can we see her pussy now?

>>733217874
HER PUSSY NOW

>>733217863
Why girls don't post? You doxx us and Ask for tits or GTFO like the above piece of homocrust

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>>733215469
When and where are you, I'll have sex with that

>>733218035
Doxx you? We only wanna see TITS.

>>733217542
The cp days were the best

>>733218035
pretty sure he meant posting pics of girls, or girls posting their tits, fucktard

>>733217824
Nice tits. Your husband is a lucky guy.

>>733218035
Nope just happy to enjoy the threads, used to be interesting topics and generally weird threads. Old b is now mainstream. It's edge is gone. It's a shame

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>>733217824
Good boobs, welcome to my thread of desperation female OP

>>733217874
Not yet mate>>733217979
Also not yet, it's coming soon

what has she said when you've asked?

>>733218309
Hooray. Please just fuck her. This is the relationship equivalent of an unpopped pimple.

Have you ever masturbate her or something like that at least ?

>>733218309
Dude... You are fat and have a tiny dick... At least you get to sleep next to/see/take pics of/ Jack off to a hot girl. Could be worse.

>>733218035

What's wrong with posting tits? You don't have to post your face or anything.

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>>733216647
>>733216769
>>733216967
Pic related

>>733215469
why aren't you married yet?

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>>733218417
I'm not ready, im scared it hurts, my friends say it will hurt, my friends say I should wait, my friends say one night stands are guilt free but the relationship means something (that last one happaened a lot at uni) her friends were telling her about how good sex felt for them being fucked randomly, but she should wait

>>733218141
Mine. London right now.

Pic posted is an old one of her, lighting and camera is not great right now

>>733218309
>>733218417
what did she say when you want to fuck?

>>733218309
Erect op, erect. Do you know what erect mean?

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this thread

>>733218744
so she's unfaithful AND waiting for marriage

when are you gonna dump her for someone who actually respects you, OP?

>>733218744
She's looking kinda loose for a virgin, mate

>>733218744
Finally, first good pic in this thread. Leave your tiny cock out from now on please

7 years of no sex, you are the biggest beta I've ever heard of. You don't deserve to be called a man.

what part of London?

>>733218744
I'd say that it's time to just dump her and move on and that you're better than this, but I'm not sure you are considering you're posting nonconsensual pics of your GF's pussy on the internet.

Leave this girl, leave this thread. Get in shape if you have to, and go get fucking laid

>>733218744
I'm in uk, it's 3:01am and pitch black out. How the fuck is that now?!? Lol

>>733218584
nigger

>>733219170
Nevermind lol, misread your post

>>733218584
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58c481ec0097b
fuck u nigger
i bet its some gay shit

>>733218744
Nigga what are you doing she has already had sex with other random guys while you are here getting cucked out of this world fucking dump the chick get fit and find a better chick to sleep next to

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>>733218745
... no what's erect? Cmon man.

>>733218872
I don't want to do that, we are in love, sex or not we get each other, I'd accept exploring sexual desires too - we just need to get there.

>>733219029
Shh

>>733219067
Define a man then? Tell me how you always have sex, cmon, tell the Internet!

Enjoy another older photo. This is why I am in a constant state of desire.

>>733219289
Not sure how to bypass the filter, haven't been here for a while.

>>733215879
Is she you sister?

Ok I will step out of my 43 year old damaged /b/ mind for one minute. Why are you doing this to yourself my friend?

>>733219352
This *must* be why brits love American cunt. We're not so fucking teasy about it

>>733219352

I'm going to London for a weekend trip next week. Want me to fuck her for you?

>>733219391
you type it in

>>733219096
South east, wbu?

>>733219170
>>733219271
Lol

>>733219316
I don't think she has man, why would she without me first?

>>733219475
Denial, awake, sad, horny. Need I go on /b ro?

>>733219352
so she has sex with other men but not you and you are the one she is in a relationship with?

>>733217824
Still don't know the rules, eh?

>>733219633
Why would she fuck around on you? Have you seen your tiny cock???

>>733219352
Why does she shaves her pussy?

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>>733215469
Cucks should be fucking gassed

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>>733219602
Well, no, but I'd take her being screwed and enjoying it and wanting some more from me over nothing any day. Where are you staying? How old?

>>733219685
He says, small dickishly

>>733219633
west mate.

good luck with whatever you choose to do, but at least bring it up to her that you want more than what you're getting.

>>733219633
I am married faggot just trying to give a little feels to a faggot. Didn't get married until 31 had more ass than a toilet seat. Not proud of it but just saying.

>>733219810

Staying in Tottenham. I'm 25.

>>733220022
yiddo?

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there's no way that is the size of your tiny penis that's a fucking joke and you don't even get a fucking boner with that good booty at your side I think you are just a big faggot op like always.

>>733219860
Hey, I don't make the rules.
But we as a civilized society need to obey them.
Those tits could be anyones. We don't know unless they're timestamped. Otherwise, gtfo.......

I'm not commenting on OP' s shit since that's a lost cause. "Being so in love" and "We get each other" is bullshit. They're are literally billions of people on this Earth and there will always be someone better than the person you're with.

>>733220167

Mhm.

>>733219810
Ass definitely looks like it's seen action, either she's lying or this whole thread is just a bullshit story to sound more interesting lol

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>>733220241
Gooner myself, but you lot doing well this year.

are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room? how is this dude's dick so small like what the fuck. shit looks like a goddamn tic-tac and he babbling on about how he's scared it will hurt, like you wont feel anything considering the fact you wont be able to reach this bitch's pussy with that fucking beansprout dick of yours.

>>733220550
ant* not elephant

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>>733220498
really not hard

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>>733220498
That's all I was asking, m'lady.

>>733220550
I think the chick thought it would hurt. Or said as much. To avoid that tic tac injection

>>733220550
apparently you're too retarded to realize his dick isn't erect. clearly a grower not a shower. look at the other pics his dick isn't long but has girth

>>733220659
We know you aren't.

>>733215469


ITT: FAT FUCK TYPICAL 4 CHAN MONEY PAYING DESPERATE FAG WITH A "GF" NEXT TO HIM ASKING ADVICE FROM ALIKE FAT FUCKS BUT WITHOUT A "GF" OR ANY HUMAN CONTACT FOR ADVICE.

>>733220917


wtf?

>>733220633
im sorry what

>>733220520
fuck off back to woolwich

>>733220917
He's an angry elf.

>>733221019
i just wanted to make a penis joke
i know how the elephant saying goes, but that penis is an ant, not an elephant

>>733221021
enjoy the next ten years of the new stadium being an albatross around your neck

>>733217658
Tell me the story about your cheating. Please.

>>733221021
1 year doesn't make up for 20, mate

>>733220917
what the fuck as you can clearly see in
>>733217658
unless this dude got a 7 inch dick im gonna guess its pretty much fully erect. even with the girth on that thing, not many girls including his "gf" are gonna want it. stop making the argument that girth makes up for lack in length because your penis looks like a fucking mini pepsi can.

>>733221227
sorry for not understanding, looking back it was kinda funny. have a good day mr intellectual.

>>733221524
mind the gap next year

>>733217658
> Don't plan on marriage because business mined. Been together 12 years. No sex.

That's it, this is a bait thread. Pack it up parole, unless of course he wants to show that sweet pussy.