What's the worst a woman has ever fucked you over? Pic not

>>733204436
Fucked another man.

>>733204436

Not me, but a guy I knew was dating this girl. They were having problems and on the verge of breaking up, but he was a dumbass and still sticking it in raw (life rule, if you're having relationship problems, do not fuck a girl bareback).

So she calls him up and says she's pregnant and wants to get an abortion. So dude scrambles around and puts together a thousand bucks, because he doesn't want to be a father.

A week later, they break up. Run into her walking her brand new golden retriever puppy. She's lied about being pregnant so he'd give her 1000 bucks so she could by a pure breed puppy.

Cute dog, though.

>>733204436
Lol that's a picture from the internet shopped onto the paper

>>733206141
That's his own fault for just handing over $1000 and not insisting on going to the clinic with her to pay for it.

>>733204436
Ex fiancé. An 08 Elantra, a ring worth 2k. Some personal belongs and emptied a joint bank account with about 1.5k in it

>>733206164
You must be new here

man if this was whats the worst you've done to fuck a girl over, man, I would have about 10 stories

>>733204436
Gave me herp-a-derp

>>733204436
I give mr autofellatio props for finally find someone to take his picture down from being the main picture for autofellatio on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

>>733206293

Oh, absolutely agree. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. There were a lot of points in the story he could have acted differently.

1) stop cumming inside a bitch you're about to break up with / is about to break up with you
2) Go get a home pregnancy test and tell her to prove it right fucking now.
3) Go with her to the fucking clinic (bonus because there are lots of chicks there who put out).

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>>733206164
Wrong.

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Post from a couple days ago.

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>>733207039
He must feel like pic related

>>733204436
made me spend on a vacation i didn't really want

Just my half, but still, I didn't have the money, used credit

she ended the relationship two days after we came home, she said i didn't pay enough attention to her in the trip

I still have to pay a thousand bucks to the bank

>>733207039
Back story please

>>733204436

I recognize that gay blowjob.

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>>733207223

Decided after one day when I went interstate to look after a relative for a week and a half, she didn't love me anymore despite being in a great relationship for almost 7 years, all because she "wants to try something different"

Cheated on me the whole relationship. I trusted her too like an idiot. Used it against me when it was over. Ended because I found pictures of her all over this guy. He was way fucking better looking than me and was twice as big. I'm a cuckold now pretty much.

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>>733207516
Probably considered the following to

>>733204436

Not my story, but a guy I sort of knew, with a few degrees of separation, found out his fiancee had been cheating on him.

By having threesomes with his mom and step-father for years. Sometimes in their bed.

This girl i liked told me to meet her in front of a train station.
Not long after i got there i was approached by 4 niggers...
Not a fun day.

>>733207354
Ex blasted his pic out on the net. /b/ got a hold of it and he came on begging for it to be deleted. He is scared shitless of girls laughing at him. Girls proceed to take pictures of themselves laughing at said pic.

>Go to best friends Halloween party with gf
>Shit load of people, lots of guys and girls there
>GF being pissy all week before because I wanted to go to the party with her
>My own fucking best friends house party
>Squall.Whatever.jpeg
>As soon as we get there I see my gf's ex, fucking great
>Going to get some drinks for me and my gf
>Notice some trick or treaters at the door, start giving out some candy
>Finally get some drinks and start looking for gf, can't find her
>Can't find her ex anywhere either
>Start asking people where she went, everyone looks like they're about to laugh when I ask
>Pity stares everywhere
>Can barely contain my tears at this point
>House keys car keys are gone, hours have passed so I start walking home
>Get home, house is locked, no way in
>hear hard slapping and moaning noises coming from inside, start feeling like shit, feels like my stomach and heart are in my throat, can't deal with it
>Sleep in back alley, worst sleep of my life
>next day
>Check my house, the doors unlocked and nobodies inside
>My booze and snacks are gone, my ps3 and games are missing and my living room tv is gone too
>Gf's stuff is still all there

>>733204436
>be 21
>be sober at 3am
>walk drunk friend girl home
>tries to pull me into her house to fool around
>tell her no shes drunk (im a huge beta male)
>next day hear from people that im some sort of rapist
>wtf
>she had told everyone i groped her up and tried to get in her pants
>rapey reputation gained
>saw her again at a bonfire party
>literally raped her behind a tree
>she liked it and we've been having on and off sex for the last 7 years

tl;dr: got called a rapist led to me becoming a rapist.

not quite fucked over but anyway

>have date
>it's going well
>She's super into me
>at the end of the night I'm dropping her off and she says she would invite me in but she doesn't want her roommates to see her with me because they aren't very progressive
>ask what that means
>"well they're old fashioned and don't really believe in open relationships"
>wut
>"yeah I'm in a long distance open relationship with my boyfriend back home and they know him but don't know it's an open relationship so I don't want them to freak out and tell him"
>oh....
>"actually he doesn't even really know we're in an open relationship yet"
>"but I mean we never specifically said our relationship is exclusive so it's not like I'm breaking a promise or anything, it's open in my eyes"
>drop her off and never text her again

Years later

>I had a good friends GF crying in my car one evening
>she was convinced he had cheated on her but it was later proven bullshit that another cunt made up because she was jealous
>she says she can't believe this would happen
>looong pause
>we lock eyes and she says "I just need to fuck one of his friends"
>then she just stared at me.
>I told her to get out of the car

>years later, still only fucked once in my life

How the fuck do women even exist?

>>733208356
>>733208356
You slept in the alley and let him steal all of your stuff? Jesus christ that's some beta tier shit

>>733208356
What happened after that?

>>733208762
beta

>>733208762

>How the fuck do women even exist?

Jesus. How the fuck do YOU even exist, you omega faggot?

>>733204436
>go away for a romantic getaway this year the weekend after valentines day
>have a great time with lots of sex
>next couple of weeks she isn't talking to me as much
>first weekend in march she breaks up with me out of nowhere
>says she doesn't think she should be in a relationship right now
>we still talk for the next month and a half
>do some sexting on snapchat
>things looking good
>plan to hang out on easter sunday
>saturday before she tells me we aren't hanging out
>freak out on her on easter about everything
>she blocks me on all social media and we haven't talked since
>have been an emotional wreck since the breakup and now even more after easter
>been affecting me at work
>yesterday i had a breakdown and walked out in front of my boss
>came back in after a few minutes and got taken into her office
>tell her about whats been going on and why i've been acting the way i am
>getting written up for walking out
>afraid i might lose my job
>my ex and i are supposed to work together in 2 weeks

>>733206868
yeah, me too. i feel kind of ashamed sometimes until i remember that some women have done me wrong too. it all finds it's own level in the end i guess

>>733208762
I want to feel bad for you, kinda don't want to feel bad for you. Should of curb stomped his face

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>>733209332

>boss is a woman
>punishes you for walking out for a few minutes to process shit done by another woman

Sounds about right. Women were a mistake.

>>733209536
Comment directed towards >>733208356

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>>733209536

wut

>>733209616
To be fair I work in a doctors office and walked out when some piece of shit white trash was yelling at me. As I walked by the nurses station I threw my badge at them and said I quit.

>>733208356
ever heard of kicking in a door? christ dude, let her lock you out of your own house.

>>733209616
>Who rapes me more by having existed?

Lost it

>date this girl for three years
>be in college
>she has decided that she is tired of just one penis (mine)
>she starts going to these parties without me, with friends that I don't know
>I ask if she can bring me with and introduce me around
>she tells me that the guys that own the place won't let any more guys come over
>beta male that I was at the time, I accept that excuse
>she would get drunk and sleep there
>of course she was banging at least one of the guys that I know of
>this goes on for about two months before I finally accidentally see a text on her phone about it
>her female friends, who I considered to also be my friends, were joking about it with her the entire two months
>none of them ever told me
>three years just gone down the drain
>feel humiliated because she was fucking him more than me
>apparently took a tons of guys bareback even though she made me use a rubber for everything but blowjobs

>>733204436
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>>733207516
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>>733209818
Is there an archived thread with all these?

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>>733204436
>fucked another dude
>kicked me out of my house
>cried to utility companies when i took them out of my name
>dropped ~$2,000 in late bills in my name
>mutual friends arent on her side for this
>starts saying I beat her
>lose all mutual friends
>starts texting me recently to "get a drink"
>simultaneously telling people I am harrassing her

>>733204436
>tattoos
>is a chick

Pick 1, yucky yucky wouldn't even let ya suckie

Tatts, just like age decrease the worth of the woman, amirite? Thought so, thanks gays I luv wen erry1 agreyz wif me

>>733210135
Tell her you fucked her sister, then she should boil over

>>733209616

Your pic: I'm in academia. 100% can confirm.

>>733204436
Yeah so? His having a gobble, so what?
Dumb sluts are dumb

>>733210238
Only child, imagine that.

>>733204436
>>733207039
>>733207516
I don't get it. If I had the length and flexibility to suck my own dick, I would be damn proud.

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>>733204436
My mother gave birth to me this one time

>>733210359
What's the story with all these girls holding a picture of a guy sucking his own dick?

>>733210453
Tell her you fucked her mom, then.

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>>733204436

a story of fucking over my 1st wife

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so i was sitting at home one night. wife and me decide to get a pizza so we don't have to cook. so natch i volunteer to got and get a pizza. my excuse to leave the house. and when i leave the house back then, i don't come back. straight to the local bar.

i get there, sit around and b/s with the bartender for a while, drink like a fish and watch the braves lose (1989) on TV. so about 10pm, i've been gone from the house for 3 hours. there is this drunk as fuck chick about 3 seats down from me at the bar, and she's been flirty with me all night, but i've been playing it cool.

bartender says, "hey, can you drop her off at her apartment, she lives about a mile from here and i was supposed to take her but i've got to clean up here"

oh fuck.....talk about having something dropped right in your lap.

"yeah, i'll take her". and keep in mind, she was drunk as fuck and had been flirting with me all night.

i got her about 5 feet out the door and told her that we were going somewhere, but not to her apartment. i don't think she believed me, she kept saying her boyfriend was expecting her home. like i fucking cared. i drove out in the complete opposite direction of her place, out to the interstate to a motel i know. got a room, practically had to carry her in by that time she was so drunk. but never a single resist, she knew exactly what was happening.

took her into the room. laid her out on the bed, and proceeded to fuck the living deadlights out of her eyes. didn't want to take a chance on cumming in here, so then i mounted her chest and put my dick to her mouth. she said, "you're not putting that in my moglugg glahhagg ieowhj thoushneijo" at least that's what it sounded like. i fucked her mouth until i shot a load and she drank it right down like a champ.

so she then says, "fuck me again and then we can go to <a city 2 couties away> and you can get us some coke"

cont.

>>733206430
Your fiance got all that from you? How? When I called off my wedding all my ex got was her shit.

>>733211079
Someone needs to make a gif collage with self sucker

Someone needs to amend the ED page to make him the main pic again.

>>733207379
>under-rated post

last time my spine would bend like that i think i was about 12 years old. that's just asking for back problems

>>733211205

i say "what are you, fucking nuts? it's 2am, i'm not driving drunk 100 miles to get you coke." so i don't get fucked again and she passes out. so i also get a couple hours sleep.

i only had one car so i had to get my wife to work the next day. so at about 5AM i had to shit and get. i tried to wake her up but she wouldn't budge. problem was, she had my shirt on, i'm not sure how but in the fuckathon we had she somehow ended up with my favorite Tshirt on. oh well, guess i lost that one. i hit the road, got home, crashed for about an hour then got up and drove my wife to work (i was a lot younger then, i could handle that type of hard living).

so, i hear nothing. hell, she didn't know who i was. i never even knew her name and she didn't know mine. but one thing i forgot. the bartender did.


so, in the mean time, the place i worked had moved across town. i didn't get to frequent the same bars i used to. i hadn't been back to that particular bar for that whole time. it was getting close to Christmas, and i knew that there was a Christmas party at that bar every year, so i called them to make a reservation, it was a private party type thing. that's when i get the bird's eye low down.

"hey, dude, i want to reserver a couple of spots for me and the boss man for the party"

"uh, Anon, you might not want to come to the party this year"

"what? don't tell me i pissed someone off? hell, it can't be that bad"

"uh, Anon, let me go to the office and change phones so i can talk"

at that point, i'm thinking. oh fuck. there must be cops listening in the bar. what the hell did i get into this time? because i used to be, well you don't even want to know. if i had got caught for even 1/10th of the shit i did, it would be a life sentence.

he gets to the office.

"Anon, there was this girl in here a few weeks ago, and Bartender 1 says you took her home."

"well, that's really cool of him to tell on me like that. what about it?"

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>>733207379
Context anon give us context

>>733211505
Shit he deserves his own page on ED with all the pics.

>>733209958
feelsbadman

Were kind of missing the point of this...
I wanna hear stories of torment and humiliation inflicted by two boobed demons

>>733206916
What's it like finding out you got the herp?

>>733210563
Yeah same
these women are obviously trash

>>733212076

"well, she never got home and she says you raped her. her boyfriend had to pick her up at some motel and he cornered me when i opened the bar last week with a handgun, looking for you, he had your name from the credit card you used to rent the room"

yeah, i was young and stupid

"ok, well see ya"

never went back to that bar for about 3 years. didn't really give a shit after that, figured it was played out. still, every time i drive by the apartment complex she supposedly lived in, i get a little chubby.

it's really kind of fun being me.

>>733210339
Yeah, I'm not getting this. He's a fag. So what?

>>733210784
Bump for answer

>>733212485
>He's a fag
no he's not. that's masturbation. if he's a fag, then jacking off is homo cause you are giving a guy a handjob.

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>>733212485

>>733212485
Exactly, if anything its quite an achievement, I can't even touch my toes.
Those women are filthy hyenas.

>>733212485

he's sucking his own dick

why are these whores holding his picture and flipping off the camera? I don't get it.

>>733212642
Yes exactly.

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>>733212837

Because he has made them obsolete.

>>733212742
Doesn't matter how impressive it is he was scared shitless about girls seeing it. Heartless bitches not only spread it but take pictures showing it being spread.

>>733212837
his ex partner spread the photo of him. Apparently he really didnt like when girls laughed at him

>>733211079
need answer about this too!

>>733212686
Clean shaven/10
Flexible/10
Nice muscle tone/10
Thick head of hair/10
Decent sized cock/10
WINRAR

>>733212837
I would imagine all these women are strippers.
Dude was fucking one of them. They broke up and she got all her friends to hold this picture of something he probably showed her in confidence to obviously ruin his life, because women don't just want to end the relationship, they want to ruin your character and future prospects. Now say the roles were reversed the man would be in court and probably serve jail time.

>>733206916
Same ... I've had two minor outbreaks in ten years tho so I guess it could be worse.

>>733213049

So all of these girls, who are obviously strippers, are laughing at this picture of a guy who can suck his own dick? I mean.. I guess it can be kinda funny.

Then again, gutter strippers like this have no room to judge. I'm sure they suck dicks all the time.

>>733212642
>>733212686
>>733212742
>>733212837
Oh, I get it now. I didn't exactly study the photo. Dude... Dick... Avert eyes.

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The original

>>733213353
Idk
Its just psychological i guess.
When attractive girls laugh at you, it makes you feel like shit. It goes back to the playground

>>733204436
and how exactly did this fuck him over?
that guy's a cool guy

>>733213637
Plus girls think he can't find a girl to do it for him.

>>733207039
god what the fuck is that beast in the middle

>>733213637
no-one ever fucked with me because I was REEE tier autist that tkd from a young age

>>733213637
>attractive girls
These women are mid tier at best m8, OP looks tasty but she has filth tattoos, these women are filth

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>>733213499
>the great dubsky
Nevar click on a photo without a thumb on /b/.

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>>733211079

His begging /b/ to erase it was his undoing.

>>733212422
audrey plaza?

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>>733213927
>without a thumbnail
What are you talking about anon?

>>733213874
Clearly strippers, and likely in possession of several STDs.

Made me homeless and left me for another guy

>>733213874

That's what I'm saying. These girls are slam piece material. Must be trying to make themselves feel better or whatever.

>>733204436
When my mother pushed me out of her cunt

>>733213874
They also think its a big deal, so they are immature as fuck

>>733204436
my mother birthed me, i think this shall suffice.

>>733213637
But most of them look like skanky whores.

if you can do autofellatio mad props but if you're like >>733211079 it's another story

>>733214290
Pretty much this.

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>>733208356
you deserved it you pussy. i would have kicked my fucking front door in and beat his ass with my girlfriends limp fucking body (after i slam her in the head with a toaster)

>>733214342
>>733214020
>>733211079
True! He's way worst! Anyone has more of this and info?

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>>733207949
That's allllll trash. Everyone involved is human garbage.

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>>733213353

yep

I am betting most girls would not want to date a guy whose picture is seen by thousands sucking his own dick.

>>733208762
Onya m8 you're a good bloke

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>>733214554
Hell yea bruh its better than doing (pic related)

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>>733212642
>>733212686
>>733212837

those bitches are mad because it's literally jobs

>>733214096
clearly not

>>733208356
curb stomp required , drag him out , then see what the ex thinks.

>>733207970
>he is scared shitless of girls laughing at him

Hahaha, that's his fetish you fucking cuck and you're all helping him. GG.

>>733214020
What a fuckin shmuck! Hahahaha
Oh my..
Why?

>>733204436
I pissed off a psycho slut in hs and i had a pic of her tits (keep in mind so did almost everyone else) so she went to the police and said 1st that i threatened to beat her up if i didn't get nudes and 2nd that i blackmailed her for sex and money. They inationaly said id be charged with cp but later found it was in fact bs because i had 1 pic of her tits and a group of others had like 20 something different photos in total so i got off with a warning but as a fuck you she told everyone i ratted her and everyone else out for them so i was hated for like 6 months before everyone realized she was a lying bitch. I also got a pretty good revenge story for this if anyone wants to here

>>733210135
>starts texting me recently to "get a drink"
DO NOT, BY ANY MEANS, HAVE ANY KIND OF IN-PERSON MEETINGS.
THIS BITCH IS ONLY GOING TO FUCK YOU OVER.

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>>733216114
let's hear it

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>>733216114
Yes, plz continue kind faggot

>>733216115
I am well aware that any interaction with her is a pursuit for more ammo against me.

>>733214809
No one ever died wishing they got laid less. He's a hero in his own mind.

>>733216972
>No one ever died wishing they got laid less.
Syphilis would like to have a word with you

>>733216972

He's a real human bean and a real hero

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Guys what the fuck is this

http://www.deagel.com/country/United-States-of-America_c0001.aspx

>>733211336
He didnt defend his ownership of aaid junk and let her steal it.

>>733207959
So you got fucked by black dudes?

A dream come true for you I imagine.

>>733208356
>Get home, house is locked, no way in
that's when you get a weapon and break in

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>>733208356

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>>733217441
...?

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>>733217169
How many people do you know in the modern world with syphillis.

Jesus.

>>733217690
Nah its a dream come true for you

>>733217690
I said niggers

>>733211079
I wonder how many "shouldn't share" threads he posted her pics in.

>>733216307
>>733216114
Alright so what i did for revenge was i found a worse slut who was HIV positive and paid for a test tube of blood next i asked around and found someone with Herpies and someone with Gonarea and bought a vile of semen from each. I then had a good feeind who was more of a ladys man get with her and after they fucked he put them semen in her pantys in her draw when she was out if the room. Well the morning after i dipped a dart (customized blowdart) in the HIV positive blood and put the dart gun i made (NOT a blowgun) and shot her in the leg with it. And like a charm a week later the rumor started and that she had Gonarea. The week after everyone got a video that a someone made that had her admitting she had herpies and HIV. She steadaly declined in poularity till she got to the point of cutting herself so as rumor goes she eather got homeschooled, istatutionalized, or comitted suicide. eather way they all moved away and didnt tell anyone anything. I loved it. I still to thid day hope she killed herself.

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>>733218179

Forecasting a U.S population of 61,000,000 in 2025.

This site is part of the military industrial complex. Analytic shit. Looks like their forecasts are calling for the West getting BTFO by the BRICS nations.

>>733218690
Hmmm

>>733208737
How much time was wasted between your accusing of raping to your actual raping?

>that's how many times you should slap THE SHIT out of her next time. She'll fucking love it.

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>>733212686
but thats moot

>>733218708
Hmm.

>>733208356
you should've stuck closer to your gf

>>733219771

>it's his fault she's a busted cunt because he should have babysat her

>>733208992
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>>733216972
damn you guys are retarded :'D

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Hi there

>>733219881
no, she's still a cunt but if he had babysitted her maybe he wouldn't've gotten fucked over quite so dramatically

>>733208762
You're not beta. These faggots that only live for pussy are the epitome of beta. Alpha is standing up for your principles and digging through the worthless sand to find that one jewel worth keeping. The jewel being a good woman for those of you too retarded for an analogy or metaphor or whatever shit

>>733218630
more info on this?

>>733210563
>>733212319
lol, you can try and eat your own shit too, you dumb faggots. I guess you would be proud of that as well.

>>733221447
It's more that he let her take a picture in the first place

>>733210022
is this a lowclass strip club?
also, can he burn em for revenge porn?

>>733204436
Ex broke up with me and before I could close it, took the 10 grand i put in our joint account that was suppose to go towards a down payment to the house we were planning on buying. Couldn't take her to court since all our conversations on the matter were done in person or on the phone. Spent the money on a trip to brazil with a couple of her friends.

She died a few weeks ago from aids which she got from some dude she met on the trip. Cosmic justice man.

>>733223234
Heis on encyclopedia dramatica. I think it's too late too get out of now

>>733221447
Yeah, you can even try and touch your dick with your own fucking hands
like how gay can you get

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>>733223643

>died a few weeks ago from aids which she got from some dude she met on the trip

>>733204436

Good example of bad shoop

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>>733218690
>Using a customized dart tipped in HIV positive blood in a gun you yourself made

>>733223996
Lulz at you

>>733212426
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
that's a hell of a story.

females always run a character assassination campaign against you after the breakup. theyre major psychos.

>>733207970
You'd think that they wouldn't laugh as homosexuality is not a joke.

>>733224036
3d printers

>>733224790
The picture triggers something in you doesn't it?

All my gf's ive fucked over and they had chances to fuck me over as well but didn't because they know I'm crazy plus still have feelings for me. Sucks to be a cuck I guess?

Peaceoutbye

>>733225112
No but it just amuses me that supposedly leftist women still think homosexuality is disgusting and to be laughed at. Do you understand?

>>733225698
Homosexuality is fucking hilarious. If I see two guys hugging or kissing I can't help but start laughing my ass off. Fucking homos

>>733212426
This is great

>>733225930
Bet you stare hard, and then remember it when you jerk off later

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>>733225698

No, you see he's sucking his own dick which is pathetic and degenerate. If he was doing a bug chasing blowbang and butt fuck frenzy they'd throw him a parade.

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>>733226355
if he is sucking his own dick why is he embarrassed, he is a god among me. Shit if we could all blow ourselves we would have little need for women

>>733218690
How autistic are you

>>733226355
Is degenerate the right word? Pathetic, absolutely.

>>733204436
Fucked another man and ghosted me. Didn't even explain what was going on. Didn't tell me it was over or anything. Just wouldn't talk to me. I didn't do any "pls respond" messages to her but I got damn close. I was going to ask her to marry me, and she fucking dropped me like I was nothing to her. It's fucked up other relationships also. I'm terrified of trusting anyone else because I don't want to hurt like I did when she did that. I wish I could forget her

>>733226803
This

>>733204436
That's just impressive.

A girl at a grocery store told me him and her husband had a fight. I said make up on ride home. I gave her a ride home. She just wanted to know more about me. She just talked shit about me. When I was bagging she would ring the light because I would flirt with the customer.

>>733226938
Why do you think she dropped you so easily?

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>>733226938

Now you know better.

>>733215524
>>733214572
>>733212422

these are like cock tributes female version

He had been desperately begging to get his pic taken off of encyclopedia dramatically. He was able to get it taken down as the main pic. Impressed he was able to do that actually.

>>733226803

That's why the women hate him, they know they're a redundancy now.

>>733226876

punk bitch who can't suck his own dick detected.

>>733204436
gave birth to me

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>>733226938
>>733227319

>>733204436
marriage

never without a pre-nup

even if you fuck without a condom

>>733227092
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>733227131
The guy she got with was a Chad. Super charismatic, strong, etc. This girl was home schooled and super-sheltered before college and she wasn't overly-hot or anything but she had a nice body. I'm confident, but I'm skinny and bookish. I seemed like a safe bet I think. When Chad showed interest, she bit because that was her dream guy. Looking back, I think I was her first, so she liked me a lot, but she wanted to have the Chad experience and I couldn't give her that.

>>733208356
you deserved it, fucking pussy too scared to break a window in your own damn house.

Hell, i'd fill a jerrycan at the gas station, break the basement window... you can picture the rest yourself.

you god damn bitch. hopefully you learned something from this experience

>>733206430
>joint bank account
!

>>733227319
>>733227463
Yeah, I was cucked when I was dating her. It was a massive red pill when she dropped me, but I'm glad because it woke me up to a lot of my problems.

>>733208762
good work

>>733207949
The more I know about people, the more I respect my cat.

>>733206961
Kek.
Reminds me of my winning hand at Cards Against Humanity
Where is the best place to pick up chicks.
>> the abortion clinic

>>733227724
How long ago was this?

>>733209958
>she has decided that she is tired of just one penis (mine)
you're supposed to take the hint and drop her on the spot. no red flag is as obvious as this one. you dumbass

>>733206961
Well she probably looked kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

>>733206141
Too bad it will die prematurely to totally avoidable genetic disorders brought on by "pure" breeding

>>733207312
Why the ever loving fuck would you ever go on a vacation on credit?

>>733228337
It will be three years in October. I've dated one other girl since then, but we broke up in December because I kept comparing her to the first girl and it was causing a lot of problems. Currently, I'm just focusing on finding happiness outside of a relationship and finishing my Master's.

>>733204436
she gave me life....

not me but a close friend
>friend is guard armyfag
>friend gets deployed
>wife immediately stops taking birth control
>starts fucking around
>over the entire deployment she fucked 18 guys and 3 girls that he knew of
>not a single condom was used
>starts hosting coke parties in their house
>spends all their savings on coke
>spends every paycheck on coke
>maxes out all cards to buy coke
>sells car to buy coke
>mortgages house to buy coke
>uses his ssn the power of attorney he gave her to get as many credit cards as possible
>maxes all those out to buy coke
>takes out several signature loans in his name to buy coke
>police respond to a noise complaint at their house
>coke in plain sight
>search finds well over trafficking amounts of coke
>house is seized under RICO
>she posts bail by getting a bond loan in his name
>deployment ends while she is on bail
>greets him at the airport with divorce papers and a story of how much she was sleeping around
>she disappears the day before her first court date
>he now has no car, no money, no house, a ruined credit score, and ~ $1,000,000 of debt, lost his security clearance because of his bad credit and debt, had to reclass to cook or go active duty to keep from having to repay his enlistment bonus

>>733206430
>joint bank account
>not married

you dumb motherfucker LOL

>>733228833
Suicide tourist

>>733208762
You did good man, you stuck to what you believe in and that's worth more than any pussy

Unless it's boipussy

>>733228888
Dont be a suckaaaaa! Niggggaaaa!

Haha just kidding. Forget her dude.

>>733211205
><a city 2 couties away>
fly-over state

>>733229070

the fact that this is even possible is enough to not bother dying for kikes. I mean uh, freedom.

>>733226826
Your just sad i know how to get results from revenge and you can't get shit

>>733229070
He's fighting for his country. That to her makes him a hero, which made her insecure because he's a hero and she's nothing. So it made her mad at him. To get revenge on him, she did all those things. That'll teach him.

>>733212686
That looks a lot like moot back in his youth.

>>733228603

Educate yourself retard

>>733212422
hihihi look at me. im a bad girl sticking my tongue out and can make a middle finger hihihi

those woman are worse than trash

>>733218690
MuriKKKans. It's not just their president.

The real truth is eve didnt eat the apple.
She gave satan a blowjob