Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>733192769
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun
Still here
Still here
>>733203812 (Murder/b/ro)
you know I'm not a gold digger
get triggered homu
>>733203997
Arisu
>>733203970
Don't you even try to steal Tohka you bellend
For whoever asked. I turned 18 in april
Claiming best girl
>>733203669
Didn't go that well?
>>733204147
You can have her. Why do you love her anyway?
>>733203916
snugs
I doubt it and have to go now
>>733204281
They wont I know so. Bye.
>>733203970
That was a test. You passed. You are BC for real <3
>>733204147
Settle down. Don't talk to my waifu like that
>>733203183
Whats the difference between that and a icepop then?
>>733203358
Haha that was confusing for a second I have never played smash
>>733203729
Yeh tf2 is a very team focused game as well so you do need a good one to have fan
Noooooo that sucks
>>733203815
eeeeh
Thiccer than usual I guess but nothing impressive.
>>733204265
Said so in the previous thread, if it's not deleted yet check there
>>733204356
My dad raised me right. He said men don't like gold diggers <3
>>733204420
It is literal ice that has been shredded and has flavor juice poured onto it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJoiL6LIka0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8nkcoiGTU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK7uTC9AcVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM7dlqKL9XU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2VwIfi6LoY
I'm loving this endurance art youtube trend.
>>733204437
Fuck you then, if you really loved her you would gloat about her to everyone
>>733204423
As long as they're thiccer than normal, it's good enough for me. It's still cute. I don't think I'm much a fan of the "stubby yet thicc" eyebrows though.
>>733204234
I am out of shape.!
>>733204498
Is your dad dead??
>>733204975
Very close, it could happen this year or early next year, I'm scared v.v
Hello, old tread Was deleted when i Was answer to one of you Who asked me what kind of character did i like, hope he is still here for help me
My answer: Alright. The look doesn't matter. It could be a Loli or not, Brown or blond hairs, Just one things maybe, purple eyes but, it's realy optionnel.
She must be expressive, strong like Akame, loyal like Yuno, funny like Hestia, cute like Shimakaze
>>733204975
How long run did you do?
>>733205152
Why not one of the characters you mentioned?
I want to be hugged and kissed by my waifu.
>>733205322
Cause i also like the other, how choose beetwin 4 think that you equaly love ?
>>733204595
wow that sounds nice there isn't anything like that over here
>>733205325
everyone dose man
How do I dress up as my waifu?
>>733205167
Not long. Really fast though
>>733205142
*holds tight*
>>733205152
Mikasa Ackerman?
>>733205583
I'd like to know this as well
>>733205649
ow...
>>733205501
Dont be so indecisive. If you are given 4 different food options you pick one in the end.
>>733205558
You could do it yourself easily
>>733205583
Google it
>>733204385
*poke*
>CHARMING ANGELS collection
http://charming-beauties.my-galls.com
>>733205785
Wrong i eat 4.
I'll watch à little bit more anime before i make this important choice. Thanks you anon by the way
I promise to be cute and listen to everything you say if someone will dress me up as a cute girl.
>>733205785
Mmmm I will google it sounds like it could be fun to do
>>733206350
Easy just get clothes like this>>733206489
or clothes like this>>733206596
>>733206489
Yeah you may like it.
>>733206004
Hi there
>>733207086
>rape whistle
>>733206670
Where can I find clothes like that? It's embarrassing to have/buy them.
>>733207287
Order them online.
clearly best girl
>>733204783
I just got in a raid on ark you twat I didn't have time to type why I love her, now that I do tho it's because she's a lovely girl who really cares for the one she loves and will do pretty much anything for them. that and she's a good fighter so she'd never really be a damsel in distress
Bulma is my girlfriend. We're not serious enough to marry yet, she's not mai waifu.
>>733207333
It's still embarrassing, and all the clothes I want are too expensive.
>>733207785
It wont be any less embarrassing. Maybe dont start with a whole outfit.
>>733207396
>>733207396
idk how far the anime goes but she literally is a damsel in distress at the end of the first book(?)
the first major arc
boopbep
>>733205659
>UFOtv
we watching spookumentaries
>>733207086
I've been lurking a little more from time to time, it's always good to see you. Maybe we can ta-
>>733207208
N-nooo, not yet!
>>733207867
What should I start with then?
>>733208120
Perhaps just a skirt with some kind of legwear? Panties too I guess? Those are the big changes anyways right?
>>733207903
At the end of the anime she was, until she inverted that is, when she's in her inverted form she could easily get free, then again she had to see her love seemingly get killed for that to happen
>>733207915
Sure, i'm still around.
>>733208278
I wish someone else would buy all those stuff for me and force me to wear it. So I wouldn't have to go through the effort.
>>733207229
>tfw no one responds to your post
is it wrong of me to want a gf with ASPD? and what should I expect from them?
>>733209017
I think you would at least need to go through the initial effort to show you can and will if they do get you things you know?
>>733209031
yeah pretty much :(
>>733207912
boop
>>733208641
Mhmm, I've been very preoccupied at times but can manage better these days. I'm usually available on Discord again, as well, but it's nice to see a calm and orderly thread, too.
>>733209031
Hello
>>733207333
I'm hungry Tomo.
>>733209486
I cant really help go ahead and eat some food.
Fuckin hell I'm about to get raided again, cya later lads, just remember that Tohka is eternally claimed by me so don't even try
>>733209562
I have a froze pizza in the oven but I'm starving
>>733209792
You just have to wait.
>>733209859
>snugs
>>733210152
Thank you Shinobu.
>>733209173
>>733209173
>>733209173
>>733209173
>>733209173
>>733209173
anyone know about this?
>>733210425
No. Fuck off.
>>733210278
im so tired, its worse now than before my nap
>>733210620
Same. Today has been not good.
>>733210504
i guess i'll never knwo
>>733211143
:'(
>>733211875
;_;
Claim
>>733211985
:( foulaw
>>733212074
komine-san :(
>>733212177
:( i miss you
>>733212273
i miss you :(
>>733212314
do you :(
>>733209173
ffs I got it what you want to know?
>>733212411
yes :(
>>733212523
sorry :(
ily Sonokawa
HAHA! Dead fucking faggots
>>733212415
Everything, really, if you don't mind.
>>733213044
:(
are you ok
>>733213333
not ok :(
>>733213401
:(
that's not good
>>733213037
Pretending to be okay is pointless
>>733213333
Nice digits
>>733213520
Arisu.
>>733213037
>loving a psychopath
>>733213641
Moogee
>>733213520
thanks false duck
>>733213700
:(
>>733213720
Nice boat
>>733213037
he's an asshole
>>733213830
*quack*
>>733213951
Nice bote
>>733213127
So instead of letting it die you breathe new life.
>>733214078
My head hurts :o
>>733214019
I like him he's kinda weird
>>733214208
Mine doesn't right now. It's a nice change of pace
>>733214288
_-_
>>733213215
well then ask a question
Bump
>>733214992
I didddd >>733209173
>>733214963
Lucky :(
>>733215116
:,(
>>733213714
Whatever she is I love her>>733214019
>>733214309
>she
>>733215352
:(
i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now, goodnight
>>733214156
Never had any life to begin with
>>733215528
gonna do the same later :(
goodnight
>>733215116
o:
>>733215159
Sometimes it happens
Pink clothes, pink dresses, pink berets, stockings and gloves for me~. Won't someone buy me the cute clothes I want?
Thread is a liitle slow tonight.
>>733215449
Why do you Sono then? haven't seen them around in a few days.
-squeaks and nibbles a pear by himself behind the chair-
>>733216452
It'll pick up a little later like it usually does.
>>733209173
>>733215128
well ASPD is an umbrella term but I'm a psychopath so I will stick with that, finally I have never looked in to my condition that much so I will be speaking anecdotally from personal experience.
It depends whether the individual in question likes you or not as most of the time we are just trying to present as normal.
Out come 1 they don't like you, all you will ever be is an accessory to her helping her put up a front of being normal as most people are expected to be in relationships for a large amount of there lives. You will be happy thinking you are loved but in reality you are highly disposal.
Out come 1 they like you, after a friendship you will be told of her ASPD by her I have no idea how you would go for a relationship after this. When you are together you will start to see how much of her personality is fake and fabricated and how she likely despises a large amount of the people she is in contact with, if you are like a normal person you will become conscience of the fact she could fake any emotion she wanted and you would start to become increasingly self conscious over whether or not she really likes you.
-sips tea with his pear and keeps his eyes open for dust bunnies-
>>733216996
Sounds like my ideal gf
QOTT:
Who has a better chicken sandwich, McDonalds or Burger King?
>>733216293
Not in this thread probably
>>733217388
Carls jr is pretty good
>>733216996
*Out come 2 they like you
>>733217388
they're both shit
>>733216512
hey anon hold this for me
>>733217379
Yeh as long as you don't get to paranoid about weather or not they like you it is all good
P.S. is this sono
>>733217388
Chik fil a.
>>733217388
Go to KFC for all your fast food chicken needs
>>733217388
There both shit
>>733217438
Then where?
>>733217388
-squeaks mcdonalds if you avoid the mcchicken ones-
Is Anya around?
>>733217388
/ck/ swears by the McChicken.
>>733217696
Probably the trap threads?
>>733215004
your waifu needs to run more
>takes 47 minutes for the ambulance and firefighters to drive one black to my neighborhood to save people
don't live in the city, guys.
>>733217951
I think they look great
>>733217438
That wasn't a choice...
>>733217505
Go back to your cave bat
>>733217622
This answer is right but not a choice>>733217632
Ew, I am not a nigger
>>733217685
But if you had to choose?
>>733217734
But that BK original cripsy. No love for that?
>>733217783
Does it really? Never knew that
>>733216996
Its not a real disorder
>>733217734
Sonata-sama?
>>733217978
Fuck the nostalgia! I miss home so much.
>>733218183
Well ive only tried the macdonalds one so I cant speak to those choices
>>733218183
BK gets my vote.
Well, I have no idea how long i'll be awake for now
>>733217388
Wendys
>>733218200
-leaps at you and snugs. Has missed you too much. - >. <
>>733218355
Houki
>Misaki Claimed
>>733218410
-almost drops her watermelon while catching you and wraps her wings around us- i miss you too, love
>>733218183
Bk then
>>733218039
Idk there a bit one the chubby side
>>733218355
I am having their original one and it is real solid
>>733218262
Try more things!
>>733218183
Fine. I'd go with BK. Better than MD but not by much.
>>733218481
>>that pic
Too late for me, doc.
>>733218568
-protects melon-chan and clings to you. Wonders how you've been?-
>>733218585
I think it would be very snuggly
>>733218685
There isnt a burger king here
>>733218685
Hell yeah, even better when they're on special. Spicy McChicken would be #2, but they're not always available.
>>Houki
>>733218991
-pets melon...-
Forget about me, I'm fine and nothing is going on, how have you been? Tell me everything.
>>733217897
They're a bit too gross for me.
>>733219259
Well im not sure about how many places would uh want you? That is what you want right?
>>733219134
-cannot forget about you ever! Has been worried about you. Wants you to come home now. ;_; Also has not been a very eventful time, has been bored a lot v.v -
>>733219452
I want you!
>>733219618
But you only know my online demeanor
Quiz time
http://theotaku.com/quizzes/view/3760/what_type_of_dere_are_you%3F
>>733219537
I've been burned out for over a month now, every time someone talks to me I scream at them, I want to fight them and stuff. So now I'm usually be myself outside all day. The only way to get rid of this burnout is by... you know. Masturbation doesn't do it for me at all.
>>733219811
Triple dog dere
>>733219037
That is true you can't snuggle a skinny girl and snuggling is one of the best parts of a relationship
>>733220120
You can but she just looks warm
>>733219724
That might change in time, like all things but for now I want you!
>>733219990
-thinks it's probably no use to prod you into making a new skype to stay in touch then. v.v Does it anyway, Because <3. Thinks you should try hiking. It is physically exhausting but also very pritty and helps build strength. People underestimate the restorative potential in spending some time in nature.-
>>733219811
Yandere.
Eehh.. Not what I expected from those choices..
>>733219811
im a coodere i guess
>>733219811
Coodere? Okay.
>>733219811
Cringy garbage.
>>733220325
My uncle's house doesn't have internet
-whisper's in your ear- he cray
Oh speaking of hiking he bought me a new bike a new days ago. I don't know much about bikes so bare with me, its a road bike, weighs 12 pounds, and has these super cool disk brakes? It's awesome, i can right up all the hiking trails with it
how much do you think something like that cost?
>>733220697
fucking phone, i hate this shit
>>733219811
Dandere for me.
>>733220274
I dont know anything about you really
>>733219811
90% of that is fucking dumb, it's just stereotypical responses
>>733220697
-thinks it's probably expensive and wonders how you navigate trails with skinny tires? Is glad if it works for you though! Makes sure you protect yourself from bears! Ties a fully stocked tea kart to your bike so you always have treats where ever you go!-
>>733220255
that's true
>>733220637
yes it is, but still funny
>>733219811
Kuudere
Can't even feign surprise.
>>733220960
Don't be tsundere.
>>733219811
- squeaks...is white tail dere apparently- 0.0
>>733220986
I hate the tires too, but they're okay I guess. I think the tires are 29ins? So I can roll over shit easy. Its so fucking fast too! Yesterday was dry and a lot of dust went into my eyes so today i'm going to buy some goggles
I think I'll fall over if I carry a tea cart!
https://youtu.be/ymIHgo_c2ak
all my waifus in one video
>>733221209
The sad thing is I didn't get tsundere despite the fact that that would be closest to my personality
But all the "tsundere" answers were dumb
>>733221746
>>coodere
So the personality of a pigeon with the dere side?
>>733220888
>checked
did you take yuno's quiz?
>>733221500
-buys a tiny pair f goggles for melon-chan too. Thinks you should be careful not to pop the tires. Road tires are usually kind of thin and don't put up with sharp rocks too well. You should try to find time to watch the primitive technology channel on youtube! Can teach you how to make houses in the woods so you can has some alone time-
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
>>733221826
Quiz?
>>733221905
this 1 >>733219811
Guess who fucked up their sleep schedule and just woke up at 10pm
That's right, It's me
>>733221746
I don't get it
>>733222069
Two things:
1) It is spelled wrong. The correct term is "Kuudere"
2) Those examples don't really help non anime watchers or manga readers.
If you want a western example, think Raven from Teen Titans.
>>733221890
ah i remember you showed this channel to me, i was looking for it for a while~
I didn't know what about my tires now im scared.
>tfw im going to make a small house to play with dogs in...
hehehe
okay now you convinced me to get a watermelon irl
>>733222184
Oh. That would do it
I never watched that before
>>733222204
0.0 -tags along and stares at all the melons curiously. Also thinks you'll be okay just so long as you avoid rocks in the trail. You shouldn't just roll over them brazenly with road tires.-
>>733222024
I kinda have the same problem, I took a nap and woke up when I should've gone to sleep
>>733222416
I'm so blind though, I used to run them over with my mountain bike and it would derail me!
I'm like "who the fuck put that there!"
I'm going to start getting rid of them since I'm the only one who rides on that trail.
And yeah the days are starting to get warmer and I saw a bear... I'm going to ask my uncle to hook me up with some bear spray and a hunting rifle
-kiss-
>>733222800
-kisses you back but is quick to point out bear spray is...eh...half the time it just pisses them off which is not good odds when you're small and crunchy.-
>>733222442
Sucks to be us
I'm just glad it's during the weekend that this happened
>>733219811
Ugh I got Kuudere again, fml
Ok I'm off to bed now goodnight everyone
>>733223085
Goodnight Yuno. -steals yukki-
>>733222978
What should I do then...?
-rubs my face against your stubble- c:
>>733222016
Coodere it says.
>>733222184
There was Kuudere and Coodere.
>>733223330
same
>>733223392
Yet, the Coodere explanation in >>733221746 is nearly identical to what Kuudere is.
>>733223273
^///^ avoid bears XD Carry a strong enough rifle if it's legal to do so where you are. Usually they'll leave you alone if you leave them alone but I've never trusted the things and here in Pennsylvania our bears are considerably smaller and less aggressive.
>>733223561
Ooh! Maybe you could get a skinning license! Look up if that's still a thing where you are. It seems right up your alley.