Sister - right - has a friend over - left - that I want to fug,

Straight up ask to fuck when sister is our of the room, if she says no just play it off like a joke

>>733198881
Won't that be awkward even if she says yes?

There's so much uncertainty with that one. I'm not that close to the friend, anyway.

>>733198982
I dunno man I don't have solid advice to offer, I'm just spitballing here

>>733198969
source?

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>>733199164

>>733198969
please

>>733198685

Don't cum in the poor girl's shoes, you freak. That's disgusting.

Try talking to her like a normal human. Just pretend.

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>>733199103
She puts out easily, so maybe I could let her catch me staring at her ass?

>>733198969
oh i just noticed the name lolll.... the player was blocking it

let her see you naked. see her reaction and then you will know how to act

>>733199518
this. feed her a diuretic. wait in your room or somewhwre else. listen to hear if she says "gotta pee" runn to thebathroom take off clothes, leave unlocked and say "was boutta shower"

>>733199312
at first start rotating your pictures fucking useless beta cunt.
second go up to her with 2 glasses of wine, stare at your sister "would you mind giving us some time?"
choke on the wine when you nip on it she will find it cute. stare at her while coughing and tell her "i really like wine haha you just make me nervous so i choked a little".

Post pics of the shoes.

>>733199952
this

>>733199978
this.

>>733199952
post em!
Now!

How old is she and u

>>733200112
Don`t answer or this thread will get deleted and we going to jail

>>733199878
>i really like wine haha you just make me nervous so i choked a little

top fucking autism kek

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>>733199878
>beta cunt
>wine
>"would you mind giving us some time?"
>"i really like wine haha you just make me nervous so i choked a little"

On a scale of "Holy shit" to "Holy mother fucking shit", how autistic are you

Don't do this if you value yourself OP

>>733199878
Holy fucking beta lord hahahaha. This is why you will never be laid you magical wizard.

>>733199417
Think she goes by Josslyn as well, try PooAlexa, PooAlina, SweetBetty, LoveRachelle2.

If you never want to fuck this chick and risk her telling every female that she knows not to fuck you, definitely cum in her shoes.

Otherwise flirt with her, maybe let her catch you fapping since she is at your house. Who knows, maybe she will be down

>>733199878
I fucking love you

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>>733200389
would you happen to know the source of this webm?

>>733200182
We?

>>733199878
This killed me

Ask her out. Do it, faggot.

Before I offer advice, I need to define some parameters.
Do you have 3-4 black wastebags, 2 or more bottles of bleach, an electric saw and a shovel?
If so how much do you love your sister?

>>733199308
fuck this guy
cum in her shoes and post pic

>>733198969

FUCK YOU DUDE THAT'S DISGUSTING

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>>733202713

Can we get an update from OP? How's things going
I really hope you didn't do that cuck's wine thing

>>733202713
even hot girls poop anon

>>733202713
I've got bad news for you anon...

>>733198685
>so when you going to let me fuck?
>....
> just kidding what have you been up too?
> no but really what's up I see you checking me out.
> you know I think of you like a sister and wouldn't do nothing unless you wanted to.

>>733198685
Dude just go in say want to play spin the bottle ?
or truth or dare, or use a bet of some fucking sport fuck even old people use that shit or use some cards like poker OP im so jeallous of you right now.

>>733204004
what did she say?

>>733204257
2nd this

Buuuump

girls like cute things right? so what you need to do is get a small box, and fill it with 30 hamsters then give it to her. the hamsters can be dead or alive, it's up to you.

>>733204165
Dude op do this.
Go in with an empty bottle and jokingly say "who wants to play spin the bottle?"
If they act weirded out Just laugh and be like "kidding, nobody would with you losers" amd leave.
If they aren't weirded out then maybe theyll play. Maybe you'll get to fuck your sister or some shit. You'd never know dude. Id totally risk it for the biscuit.

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>>733199878
Lmfao, this OP

It's just autistic enough to surprisingly work

>>733205504
>kidding, nobody would with you losers
God, you sound like a fag lol. Don't do this OP. Just see if they wanna get drunk. Also, post shoes, you lying piece of shit troll.

>>733199312
moar pics OP

If you're not a faggot you can make a high risk - high reward play

Just fucking slap her ass

>at house party
>a couple of people spend the night, including myself
>wait until everyone's asleep
>cum in hot girl's shoes, steal her socks
>stuff them in my bag
>some dude who left early is blamed for socks missing
>girl leaves in cum-soaked shoes
>year later get a visit from police
>turns out she got pregnant from my semon
>DNA test showed the kid is mine
>get fucked with sexual assault charges and child support

Don't make the same mistake as me.

Try and get drunk and hi with your sister and her friend. When it gets late you best shot is if your sister falls asleep first, if she does make your move on the friend

>>733205741
This

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>>733205840
>I came in a girl's shoes & then she got pregnant because of it

>>733205840
you fool everyone knows that the semen permeates through grills skin. smh amerifat edumucation.

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>>733199312
>she puts out easily
>can't ask to shag

m8

JUST SLAP
HER ASS

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Ask her if you can sniff her butt

be a man bro rape her and take pics for your /b/ros

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cum the shoes

get a knife and tell her and ur sister if they dont fk with u they will fuck with nobody so if they dont accept the deal you kill them both and take pics for us

>>733206554
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT OP

>>733198685
just hang out with them, play it cool, get a chub and make sure she sees it then just go from there and see how she reacts

Op is a scared lil boy can't grab and fuck her he have no strenght in his stick arms

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hey guys, I'm just waiting here to see what's gonna happen, C'MON OP YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>733206611
That wasn't op, chill

>>733206554
>cums on mom's sandal
>posts it on /b/

kys OP

>>733198969
Diamonds

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>>733207036
I SAID CEASE

>>733206967
its not tho

>>733207485
post moar pics then

/b/ro, how underage are them?

14 teens?

This shit is so trippy wtf