Shit, /b/. I need help on what to say to her right now. I'm

"Im playing with my Dick."

when she replies say:

"Dick is a 12 year old disabled boy I met in the park. His Mom lets me baby sit him while she goes to bingo."

when she replies:

"I'm wanking him off."

when she replies say:

"Damn this autocorrect."

when she replies say:

"I meant to say I'm sucking him off while he wanks me off."

>>733188511 Dubs decided

She gonna dump you OP. Good luck

>>733188511
send a dick pic and request nudes saying it will save your relationship

>>733189186
roll

>>733189186
rolll

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I got dubs myself, so I sent this. Any help, /b/?

Janey, honestly, I am so so sorry. Even though I don't like to admit it, it breaks my heart to hurt you. I wish I could be less of a complete idiot when it comes to you. You seriously deserve better than me Janey. Thank you for putting up with me for so long and I'm sorry that I couldn't do better for you.

>>733188511
>>733189337
what did you even do in the first place?

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HOLY SHIT! PLEASE HELP ME!

>>733189920
>>733190006

Something 4chan ain't fixing for his ass.

>>733190006
video call

>>733189516
This one

because Jesus died for our sins

>>733190122
dubs

Here is how I will make it up. We will strip naked. you will strap on a 12 inch dildo that has a very wide girth and you will fuck me hard in the arse without lube so I tear and bleed and scream in pain.

>>733190006
"Because I love you and I'm human. I've made a mistake and will regret it for the rest of my life. It's hard for me to express my remorse but believe me I feel terrible about it."

>>733188927
I'm struggling to find a reason not to roll for this?

>>733189920
She invited me over to her home for dinner. We were planning on watching a movie at the theatre, but plans changed so I drove us to her place. I never really felt comfortable around her family since they're sensitive to many topics. My gf is the only person who is sane. I'm just going to get to the point. I said to her family that I don't care much about their opinion. We got in a major fight about the values of feelings over facts. My gf was disappointed I kept arguing instead of leaving it alone. Then I just started yelling offensive words around like it was no one's business. Yea.....

Listen to me, this is retarded, you're making it seem like you're the beta male, all she is doing is trying to put you down, she isn't worth it you shouldn't talk to her anymore and change the subject to you being mad at her then say you're ending it so that you win. This dumb bitch is never going to change, say she's only good for a hookup and move on.

>>733188927
Roll

let me fuck your brains out tonight and make it up to you and if that's not good enough for you then get out of my life

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ollllo

>>733190419
rolling

>>733190419
roll

>>733188927
I keep forgeting to roll lol

>>733190419
re roll

>>733190419
roll

>>733188927
Rolllo

>>733190419
this OP

>>733190122
winrar

>>733190122
I really don't want to end this relationship, guys.

>>733190419
roll

>>733190419
if you don't want it to end say this one OP. girls can't resist the cock

>>733190122
Op, please send the text he rolled for.

>>733190419
rolling for this

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>>733190309
You dun fucked up nigger. Learn to shut your nigger mouth.

>>733190309
should have started thread off with that. You shouldn't be apologizing, you should be making her feel like it's her fault so she feels guilty about making you tolerate her family. Or you know, never chimped out in the first place but it's too late now. you should have just kept your mouth shut families are tricky.

>>733190006
quit defending yourself nigger, that's obviously not what she wants to hear

>>733190559
In all likelihood it will save the relationship

I am not racist. Racists are no longer a big problem in the <your country>. Blacks still do not achieve. Ahh The system is to blame. Who is the system. It is everyone.

>>733190419
rolololololllllllll

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I really don't want to send this. C'mon, /b/ help me out here.

Reply or your mother will die in her sleep!!

>>733188927
Check these dubs

>>733190880
Roll

>>733190738
I made a terrible mistake, but goddam was that dinner a terrible event. Her mom just wouldn't shut up about my absent feeling issue.

>>733190841
Fucking send it you faggot

It will save your fucking relationship. It will make her finally see that you give a shit and that will make her realize that you can work on it together.

>>733191000
Trips of truth!

>>733191000
The trips have spoken

>>733190006
>>733190006
Tell her to fuck off, and that you don't need to explain yourself, and that you already apologize.

>>733190419
ROLLLLLLLLL

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I got both dubs to have me do this. I guess it's the right thing to do.

>>733190880
roll

My god, if this works out, it shall go down as the day /b/ helped it's /b/ro not be a lonely fuck.

>>733190419
now say this no matter what the reply is

>>733191000
>>733190841
this is bs she's just gonna think you are a cuck and actually break up with you. You gotta turn it around on her and tell her that her family is nuts and at least appear to have a pair of balls.

>>733191317
Roll

>>733191317
this

>>733191317
Rollerino

>>733191388
WINRAR WINRAR

>>733191388
Dubs have spoken

>>733191388
Winfuckingrar

You want some make up fuck? I can smash you real good

>>733191388
There's always gotta be that one faggot.

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What does she mean by this???

>>733191480
Don't be jealous nigger

>>733191480
no, op has to follow this links back to the original post.

>>733190419
ROLL

>>733191388
>inb4 OP doesn't deliver

>>733191524
look at the dubs gotta say the one about fucking OP

>>733191524
The fucking dubs have fucking spoken

This is gonna walk the dinosaur or something.

>>733191388
How about this? If somehow it all works out, I WILL PROVIDE THIS REPLY. I will keep my word.

>>733191524
YOU basically just broke up with her you idiot. You should have listened to me
>>733191349
>>733190738

>>733191524
You fucked up OP

>>733191524
She thinks you've given up, faggot

>>733190419
Rollin

>>733191631
Bullshit

>>733190419
OP dubs just linked back to this one, you gotta say it now. at this point it's your last hope.

>>733191650
she threated him with breaking up with him, bitch get what she deserved, it would be end anyway

>>733191666

Indeed, that last sentence is a breakup line. Way to listen to 4chan, enjoy being single again.

>>733191631
nope have to say it now ur fucked if you don't anyway so

>>733191524
truth is, I can't stop sucking cock. that girl was actually a trap. I was trying to imagine fucking an inside out penis while we'd fuck and I just couldn't do itm I faked every orgasm and I faked my love for you. I've fallen for a trap named Destiny_Squirrel88 and I'm leaving you for her feminine penis.

please support me and send money or I'll call the SJW police on you

>>733191524
You broke up with her you fucking moron. You aren't using words properly

>>733191709
Do it op you stupid cuck

Op, fuck the dubs, just take this in your own direction. This breakup is interesting enough without the shitty dubs answers.

>>733191524
she asked if you rly wanted to break up you retard

>>733191524
You basically broke up with her dude, how could you not tell when sending her that message.

It's over, you'll never get her back.

>>733191524
>I'm sorry I couldn't do better for you
That's basically saying "I'm out".

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>>733190419
This doesn't sound right....

Fuck off cunt muffin

>>733191945
Do it op

>>733191524
YOU STUPID AUTISTIC NIGGER THAT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DONE WITH THE RELATIONSHIP AND YOU'RE MOVING ON CUZ YOU FEEL BAD

>>733191524
Hahahah when you accidentally break up withya gal because you have little to no apparent grasp on communicating

Daddy issues m8?

>>733191945
Do it

>>733190419
roll

>>733191741
If he played it right he could have turned her against her family and made her more submissive to him

>>733191945
try to do better than last time

>OP wants to save his relationship by asking /b/
>Didn't even need /b/ to ruin his relationship for him
Godspeed, OP.

>>733191900
Holy fucking shit. Hell no! Are you fucking serious?

>>733191945
Do it

Leave her on read. She'll come back texting you tomorrow

>>733191945
I'd probably sit there and not know what to do. I am just a beta faggot and autist.

What is the point of this thread?

>>733191524
Hi OP, I wrote that long heartfelt message. You've almost won her back. Don't listen to these dicks, they have no idea how to talk to women. Here's what you need to say:

"Yes, Janey. Of course I mean it. I'm completely done with playing games. You seriously do not deserve it and I have been so blind and stupid putting you through it. I wish I could make things right with you. Please, please give me that chance."

>>733191945
DO IT
O
I
T

>>733191945
remove the part with the get out of my life , and hte fuck your brains out might be a little risque so use less aggresive words

do it>>733191945

>>733191945
Is she fat? video game avatar and apparently no self esteem. Seems like the whole break up threat was a bluff seeing as you basically tried to break up with her and she reacts by offering you a way back in.

>>733191945
I would apologize for letting my emotions get the best of me and explain that I over reacted because I felt like your family was directly attacking my character and trying to rip us appart.

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>>733192088
Dubs demands it, this'll win her back for sure.
>>733192075
To help OP keep his girl

>>733191945
Send it faggot

>>733191945
Say sorry to your parents and take you all out for dinner.

>>733191945
Do it you fucktard

>>733192088
ding ding ding!

>>733192088
You sound like a little begging bitch. Theyre kids for fucks sake

>>733192088
Forget that, I just saw the update. Instead, write:

"If you invited me back to your home, I would make this up to you in a way that you've never felt before..."

Send something pussy

>>733192244
Well, that's reasonable, so we won't be using that one.

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I am so fucking confuses right now...

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Fucking cucks holy shit why would you send her that you pussy kek

>>733191945
JUST PRESS SEND ALREADY

jesus christ does she want you to apologize for the holocaust to, you said sorry already.
"if you invite me back, I'll apologize to your family and try to make it up to them"
if that doesn't work than shes a cunt

>>733192310
kek

>>733192317
you fucking bitched it, fuck off OP. she's making you her bitch.

>>733192317
HOLY FUCK YOU ARE A RETARD!

>>733192088
Shit. I should have waited. I am so fucking lost...

>>733192183
hey look someone on /b/ who isn't a total autist when it comes to women

>>733192317
God damn you're an autistic moron.

>>733192317
I hope this is fake , you are fucking autistic.

>>733192088
If you want to be a faggot for life do this

>>733190309

You done fucked up

The assburgers is strong in this one

>>733192355
Checked, give her an ultimatum OP

>>733192317
wtf are you doing op???? this is so aids. i'm out.

>>733192355
dubs boiiii

>>733192492

We're way passed that, homie.

>>733192317
lol

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>>733192355
Please let this work!

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Ask for tits then block her kek

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>>733192317
Op is baiting with a shitty phone program.
Bail on thread, everyone!

>>733192317
Lmao you just fucking ruined everything by saying that. You had a way out and you caved it in. Stay bad, OP.

Just die op

>>733192557
Autist. You are her bitch. She's so fucking insecure, you could have bossed that situation. You're retarded.

>>733192538
Yeah just saw this >>733192317

>>733192557
If you don't go over there and get laid there really is no point of you living at this point

Offer to fuck her familes brains out. To make it up to them

>>733191900
>>733192045
You panicked, OP. Never panic.

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>>733192317
That's your fuck up OP

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She knew the whole time....

OP tell her that the guilt she's putting on you is making you suicidal, and that if she won't forgive you and make that you'll kill yourself.

I guarantee this'll get her back.

>>733192570
Do this you pussy

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>>733192592
This


>im out

Inb4 spaghetti.

>>733192765
And there is it, the fake reveal.

>>733192765
Cucked and then fucked

>>733190309
You should have shut up but since you're in for a penny, in for for a pound you should probably go to the toilet and take a shit just next to the toilet.

>>733192765
welp you fucked up

FUCK EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO HELP THIS FAGGOT OF AN EX-BF!

>>733191524
Jesus fucking christ you don't balance on a razor edge convo if you can't use words properly.
Congrats on the breakup, now go get yourself drunk

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>>733192765

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>>733192765
kys, this is fake bullshit

>>733192421
nah I just already have done all the autistic stuff myself and learned from it. This guys autism isn't even close to my level

>>733192765
lol fake

Tell her "maybe you're right. Dieing sounds like a good idea right about now"

>>733192868
Haha!

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>>733192557

just say "i don't know what i mean, i'm just dumb, all i know is you're great and i want us to be ok again"

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>>733192765
kys

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Why must you reincarnate the past that is Keith and Smegma gurl?

>OP iz fagit

>>733192868
Hey Jane. Mind posting some tits?
Or gtfo, you know the rules.

How can so many morons actually believe that any of this is real?

>>733190880
trip trip

>>733193138
It's summer.

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>>733193098
Kek i have one too

Lol op should neck himself. What a joke of a man.

>>733192765
Oh boi, she found out this thread.
I honestly feel sorry for you mate, you lost a girl because you sent the wrong messages...

>>733192868
Can't be.....?
I do hope it is though.

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>>733193138
That's her right there.

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>>733193282
You honestly are retarded.

>>733193282
Tell her to kill herself for censoring your freedom of speech, that SJW cunt.

>>733193282
What's the plan /b/oys?

>>733192557
Janey if you're crying right niw that would mean I mean a lot to you, thats what Im feeling right now, I care for you, Im sorry it had to escalate to this. Again this is all talk, but as I'm writing this Im heading over to your place now to sincerly apologize face to face. Expect me in 5minutes.

>>733193563
Raid her until she deletes Kik?
I would feel bad doing it this time, call me a fag.

You fucked up man

>>733193569
Dude, the result of this must be timestamped!!

>>733193613
fag

>>733193613
RAID!

>>733193613
it's not her account you fucking moron, OP is clearly having 2 kik accounts.

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WHAT THE FUCK, /b/!

>>733193736
Omg!!!!
You are gonna get cucked by /b/, what an idiot!!!

>>733193121
This

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op is a faggot, sage to win anons

>>733193937
>OP is a cucked* faggot
There, fixed it.

Ask her for OP's full name

Guys, please don't send Janey any messages. She WILL USE THEM AGAINST ME!

>>733193992
I'm tempted to do it dude.

>>733193736
Reverse dox!
This is all far to convenient to not be.
Raid it anyway.

THIS SHIT IS FAKE
FUCKING KILLYOURSELF OP

>>733193937
This was actually nice, still yes op is a fag

>>733191177
Never say you deserve better. You're fucked op

>>733190309
Lol that's what you get for being a massive autist m8

Look, /b/. Everyone says I'm faking for attention. Come on. Grow up. If you're all trying to give Janey info about this post, screw you guys. I tried my fucking best.

>>733192765
Some idiots will still believe this is real

>>733194300
I don't care, I still waiting for tits and sharpie in the pooper

"hurr durr please don't harass this girl that i posted info about"

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How about you post pictures of yourself, that will show your ex. We would all love to see you

>>733194626
Since you put it that way anon...

OP is a massive faggot. posted all the shitty beta replies like a cuck. His girl has more balls.

Janey say hi if you're reading this.

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Wat do

>>733194993
That was a quick 2 hours?
>2.07 in pic
>4.11 on phone.

>>733195345
Obvious fake is obvious

>>733195431
Yea I know but keep pointing it out. You know how retarded the other anons can be.

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>>733192765

Fake as fuuuuck

1/10

>>733195345
Ever heard of timezones retard?

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Let's see where this leads us

>>733195573
I'm actually bringing it up to the chick first.

>>733195683
This is gonna be fun...
>Grabs popcorn

saving OP's relationship kek

>>733189516
This did work out for me

>>733195631
Ever heard of b8 m8 8/8

>>733195345
even the rom is different what the fuq
2.07 is on stock touchwiz
4.11 is on lineage/lineage based rom

>>733196480
Not saying it isn't bait, just saying that the times don't mean shit.

>>733188511
Come back OP, also post tits

Bait or not, one of the most enjoyable threads I've seen this year.

>>733198627
How is this fake shit entertaining to you? He posted 1 thing that a dubs said

>>733198937
The aftermath. If you pretend it's real, then how everything plays our makes it enjoyable. That and the fact that the Kik of the gf actually replies.

>>733190880
ff

>>733199559
Youre fucking retarded

>>733199692
*You're
Why?

>>733192317
Just tell her you'd apologize to her family

>>733200215
He did. Read on.

>>733200215
First post her pictures OP, what are you?

>>733200300
I know, this shit has got to be fake