This woman texted me amd thinks I'm their son/daughter on

Can't talk now. Getting something called a happy ending

Have you meet any dirty jews today?

>>733184209
Reroll

Work on getting pics/feet pics/nudes

Don't be a fag. Let's get some wins.

>>733184279
THIS

Tits or get the fuck out.

>>733184128
>actually posting the persons ph# on /b/
Whats wrong with you?

>>733184667
Well clearly I'm not a very good person

>>733184279
Reroll

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>>733184799
>>733184279
Dubs hath spoken

>>733184799
we're waiting OP

>>733184209
rerolling

>>733184799
Are you 12?

>>733184886
Why don't you guys at least fix spelling mistakes in threads like this?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>733184922
I'll do this one after she responds

>>733185028
This

OP is a fucking idiot and so is the other anon

say you're coming out gay

I have had this fantasy for a while, but I've always been to embarrassed to tell you. Do you remember that black teacher I had back in middle school? Well, I always wished you would take him home one night, get plowed through, and that he would finish on my face so I could swallow it all up. Is there any way we can still make this happen?

>>733185144
W I N R A R

>>733185163
reroll

>>733185163
god dammit reroll.

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"Mom" responds very slowly

>>733184886

I need to rub one out. Can you send me a pussy pic to help?

"This weird guy has been following me every time I leave... and he's there when I get back. I'm not sure whether to call the police or not"

>>733185295

Don't ever post on /b/ again

0/10 thread

>>733184886

>>733185295
ruined a great potential thread

hiding thread

Say you're being hacked and people are typing random things they're probably a normie and wont understand

>>733184128
I miss you and your boobs.

do you know what a trap is?
i have something to tell you...

mom i think im getting hacked but im serious about being gay, i fell in love with a guy called andrew

Say a filthy nigger took your phone and wrote that.

Let her respond before replying

>>733185295
sage

fucking retard

Don't say you fell in love with andrew, you're not sure what gender the son/daughter is

>>733185646
roll

>>733185903
just say ive fallen in love but i dont think you would approve

this thread is filled 12 year old replies

i want to shoot up a school

>>733185295
Ask her for a blowjob when you get home

Mom, what size are your boobs? I'm just doing some research.

>>733186060
roll

>>733186060
kek rolling

These replies are so shit, we need to make her believe it is actually her son/daughter. But that's ruined anyway, unless you can convince her you're being hacked

>>733186060
this

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mom i wish to confess my love for somebody but i dont think you would ever forgive me

What's a brothel? I was invited to one.

>>733186060
please this

wrong number

>>733186322
gay

>>733186322
Gay shit

>>733186322
WINRAR
might as well considering the thread is ruined

>>733186322
OP said they wouldn't do that

>>733186322
win. do i t op

>>733186060
Give this guy your phone. He knows what he's doing. Rolling

>>733186322
this or abandon thread

>>733186499
WINRAR. fuck yes finally

just texted them a screen cap of this thread, OP is and always will be a faggot

Waiting....

>>733184667
>being this new

>>733186499
She still hasn't responded. She probably realized this isn't her kid, but I'll send it if she responds

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op will not deliver

>>733186499
And I got the dubs OP

>>733186585
Ok waiting...

>>733186585
>if she responds

send it anyway

>>733186733
dubs again for this. you have to do it op

>>733185735
rolling for this. we can save this thread

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>>733186733
>>733186778
Well, I've clearly fucked this up anyway. Might as well

>>733186869
There is still some hope op don't give up

>>733186869
Fuck yeah!!!!

mom i think somebody is hacking me but im thinking about becoming transgender

send the being hacked thing atleast

>>733186499

>>733186869
god fucking dammit op

Tell her the Russians hacked you.

>>733186869
this gon be gud

>>733187019
Rolling for this now.

Well OP. Good job. Ya fucked it all up

>>733187457
reroll

>>733187494
rolling

>>733187512
re-roll

>>733187494
What are you rolling for, the word roll?

>>733187550
this. reroll

>>733187019
Re roll.

>>733187457
Rolling for roll now

>>733187613
roll

>>733187457
>>733187494
>>733187512
>>733187550

>>733187565
RETARDS detected

>>733187629
>>733187668

reroll

>>733187721
rolll

>>733187757
rollingg

>>733187788
WINRAR

>>733184209
Reroll

>>733187788
YES!!!!

>>733187788
OP cmon

>>733187833
And this! Today we will fuck with some Rich woman in the name of the mighty kek

>>733184128
Incorrect telephonic digits

>>733187833
This is the real win

op left the thread

OP is a faggot

"I'm playing with my Dick."

when she replies say:

"Dick is a 12 year old disabled boy I met in the park. His Mom lets me baby sit him while she goes to bingo."

when she replies:

"I'm wanking him off."

when she replies say:

"Damn this autocorrect."

when she replies say:

"I meant to say I'm sucking him off while he wanks me off.

I'm probably gonna kill myself while I'm over here. I've been feeling really down. I will miss you maybe the most.

>>733189349
Can't believe you thought this was even roll worthy. Gtfo 9gag faggot humor cuck

Why haven't we fucked yet?