Leaks thread, we all have (at least limited) access to information

Always pre-fill orders on websites but don't complete your checkout, a large portion of the time you'll be emailed with a discount/coupon better than what you would get. Source: I design this shit for a living.

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bump

I don't have any classified info to share, but I am lurking for some good shit.

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Pizza hut: we arent super sanitary, extra cheese comes on a cheese pizza, the ten dollar coupon code is 2155, if you tell them you are an employee and use the ten dollar coupon code, you get a large for 8.80. most of us do not care about discounts, and sometimes tack them on to be nice.

Our chinese manufacturers will be more than willing to supply us with a certificate assuring us and our clients that the cardboard and paper packaging for our new line of electronics is 100% recycled and eco friendly. 1000% Bullshit.

Back in 2013 Sierra Nevada had a failure in the landing gear of the dream chaser spacecraft during an unmanned flight test. The video cut out right before it touched down. They claimed there was some minor damage. I never actually saw the video but folks I new who did said it was quite spectacular, with the spacecraft tumbling over and over, pieces flying everywhere etc. Anyone who was found in possession of the entire video would be immediately fired. There were a lot of other things about that spacecraft that were very shady, with very poor quality controls and design practices.

>>733137717
No shit

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>>733137856

lol nigger space ship

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>OP is faggot

pic related

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Printer cleaning kits are just cotton swabs and isopropyl alcohol. You can buy a huge supply of those ingredients from Walgreens for $5

CNET's booth at CES in 2018 will be an uncoordinated shithole

Source: Corporatefags decided to fire their best producer

I worked for CineMark. The brand of butter used is literally called Real. So, when we say we use Real butter on our popcorn.
http://www.popntop.com/popntop_home.html

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>>733137337
is this coupon code legit? you just got me a pizza if so

While this thread is a pathetic attempt for OP to feel special, I'll say I have access to exact dimensions and qualities of key parts in LWRCI's nastiest rifles, as well as barrett .50 parts, I doubt anyone gives a shit though

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Your flight didn't get cancelled due to weather. There's an equal chance it got cancelled because of maintenance issues, staffing, or scheduling problems. If there's a cloud in the sky at either airport they will just code it as a weather cancellation so the airline doesn't have to buy you a hotel room/meal vouchers.

>>733138559
Top kek

>>733136445
Any sort of items in particular? Like supplies electronics clothing etc

>>733138559
Lmao that idea was real gold

The hotel I work at sometimes gets bed bugs. I would never stay in the hotel I work at. I'd rather pay a little more and stay somewhere better.

The managers and supervisors at most major chain hotels steal the tips you leave for the cleaners and demand any money that they are seen receiving directly on security cameras. If you want to tip one, the best thing to do when is tell your cleaner where you've hidden a tip so that the supervisors can't find it.

>>733138905
It's big for SaS companies and retail, it's worth a shot with literally any online checkout process as long as you don't need it right away, put some shit you'd like in your cart, take it to just before you have to pay and leave the cart, then just wait for an email. Sometimes it'll even popup if you stay on the cart page for a set amount of time. I've done them for 2 minutes on the cart before.

>>733138942
Fuck anon, what company?

>>733138475
Does anyone actually give a fuck about CNET or CES anyway?

tl:dr; polls and study stats are shit I makeup.

I work in market research and do quality and assurance. I essentially review all of the data our interviewers collect from respondents. Aside from that I also edit the data so it makes sense because some people say wild things. I also recode responses and often replace open ended responses with what I feel is appropriate.
Surveys that were ended too soon due to the respondent hanging up I go into those and complete them. I don't even call the respondent back I literally put whatever I want.
We do surveys for political issues like upcoming elections, customer satisfaction studies, and for colleges/universities. We even have a reoccurring study that collects data from people who were impacted from the BP oil spill. We recently picked up a job the IRS wants us to conduct too.
It really opened my eyes to look at where data comes from and how honest that company is who collected and validated the data.

>>733138720
post it you fucking nigger

>>733139288
nope

>>733138720
like CNC replicable shit?

>>733139288
No, not really. Also Tong is moving to LA

>>733138732
Related: If your travel plans involve taking an evening flight, try not to be on the last flight of the day to a city where that airline has a maintenance hub. They'd rather put paying customers on a broken plane to get it back to the garage than fly it empty.

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Formally worked on an AT&T project, still work for the component manufacturer AT&T uses to run its networks.
AT&T works closely with the NSA, more so than other carriers. T-Mobile is a German company so they don't work with them directly, they get their traffic spied on too but by their backhaul providers working with the NSA. AT&T deals with the NSA directly. I've seen their fiber taps in many of their cell sites.

>>733139555
Holy fuck 0_o

>>733139609
Do you know what kind of shit the NSA looks for?

>>733139446
Yea, all made in CNC and shit. We make uppers, lowers, bolt carriers. Variants for direct impingement and PDWs too.

>>733139390
To be brutally honest I'd rather not. It's a lot of numbers that are meaningless without context. Can't take a picture because I'd be seen and I technically don't even have clearance to LOOK at the prints

>>733139740
shit dude, share

Booking a hotel room through a travel website is a bad idea about 100% of the time. If you actually want to get the best deal you should check the price through whatever website you like (almost all of them are actually expedia anyway), then call the hotel and ask if they can beat it. They will 100% of the time.
The booking company charges about a 30% commission, so on a $200 a night booking the hotel only makes $140. So if you call and say "This website is selling me the room for $200 a night, can you beat that?" They will almost always say yes and give it to you for $180, its an extra $40 in their pocket and you save $20.

Starbucks:
If you complain, we'll give you a free drink.
If you forget your wallet, we'll give you a free drink.
If anything isn't perfect and you make any kind of remark about it, we'll give you a free drink.

>>733139898
Look at
>>733139890

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Enterprise, Alamo, and National are all owned by Enterprise Car Rental, but they all charge different prices for the exact same cars pulled from the EXACT same fleet pool.

find yourself sampling in costco?
cool. guess what? we can't say no.
you can literally stand there and eat all the samples on the tray and we can't do anything about it.

did that job for years while I was in college.
I either loved it some days, hated it other times.
for the most part, very chill. but you had freeloading landwhales treating themselves to a buffet and you were not allowed to interfere

A friend of mine inherited over $100 million but almost no one knows about it

>>733139898
>>733139390
Also LWRCI supplied rifles to both sides of the Syrian conflict.

>>733140326
God damn, I couldn't do that shit without making comments about hamplanets

Family and pop restaurants are almost always filthy and filled with diseased degenerates who abuse the food like crazy. You should always eat at home. If you can't, fast food is better than anything else. Grocery store prepared food is probably next. After that comes nice restaurants. Casual dining sit-downs are a definite no-go, and buffets are just asking to get sick.

>>733140650
Stories?

>>733139730
dick pics

>>733140650
This is just fake. Plenty of family run places are fine and you're safe as long as you don't close your eyes every time you go there. Check your newspaper or online to see inspection reports on any restaurant, they are always publicized

Pharmacist here. Generic Viagra, sildenafil, can be bought for a fraction of the price. Viagra comes in 25mg, 50mg, 100mg, sildenafil comes in 20mg. Two tabs and you're set, with 1/10th the cost.

>>733140791
Just a misunderstanding, friend. Family restaurants are not family-owned restaurants. They are place like olive garden.

Also, unless you live in a purple or blue state, your health department doesn't mean shit. I see filthy restaurants with people that never wash their hands and leave the same food out all day at room temperature that have perfect health department reports in MS and LA. Go somewhere nicer and the health department MIGHT catch 20% of the bullshit that goes on in restaurants.

I'm sure this is old news by now, but I used to work at McDonalds, and I think everybody should know that the Big Mac and the McDouble are the SAME EXACT SANDWICH with different toppings. Both sandwiches use 1/10 pound patties. A "Big" Mac is literally 1/5 a pound of meat. If you order a McDouble, you can pay an extra, like, 80 cents for them to put Mac Sauce and lettuce on it, and you'll get literally the same sandwich for half the price. Please spread this. I hate McDonalds.

>>733139269
A bunch of them.

At Applebees, we have five microwaves. That's pretty much what does all the cooking.

>>733141032
Is the patty in pants thing true?

Also how much sugar goes on the fries?

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I cofounded a consumer electronics company. Very small, not one you've heard of, but I've learned a lot about how business is conducted.

We say our products are "made in america", but it's only partially true. Most of the components come from China, it's just assembly that happens here. Two reasons why we're "shipping jobs to China":

1) Just as an example, one of our components used to cost over $30 from an American supplier. From China? Under $8. Similar margins across the board. You cannot beat China's manufacturing costs.

2) Some of the shit simply isn't available from the US, at all, period. We just don't have manufacturers for certain electronic parts anymore. They just aren't here. We *have* to get it from China because that's the only place it comes from.

Less concrete thing, but this is what I've learned from my own experiences and my friends who are professionals (doctors, engineers, accountants, etc). Most, in fact the vast majority of decisions made by professionals, are just "pretty accurate guesses". Nothing is set in stone, in most cases there are no black and white rules. An engineer friend who works for a satellite company was doing tests on spring tension, and they were only concerned with getting the right order of magnitude. Not "10% error", "0.5% error". They just wanted to right number of fucking zeros.

tl;dr people think the world is organized, rule-bound, exact, and controlled. In the vast majority of cases, it isn't anywhere near exact. Ultimately every decision made, anywhere, is made by a person. Always keep that in mind.

>>733140432
Neat. What did his parents do?

No pics but.


On october 2014, a secret cult called the cult of orison was experimenting with extraplanar travel and successfully did this. It was discovered by the chinese government and quickly shut down.

The reason they were shut down because they successfully brought over a entity from a diffrent plane of existance.

>>733139269
How do you know? Can you name names? Fuck bed bugs

>>733141188
This is obviously bullshit but... dubs.......

I build buses for a living. The type of buses millions of people ride each year. The only form of testing we do after production takes roughly 30 minutes and consists of an audible sound test and top speed check.

>millions of people
>all over the world

Also, we shipped out 30+ buses last year with Diesel fuel in the coolant system

>>733136139
Ford is about to have a MASSIVE recall on a safety component. On par or worse than the gm ignition fiasco. I cant say model or part in case it gives away my department. But i wouldnt buy a 2016 or 2017 until they fix this issue they have swept under the rug. All the higher ups currently know about it.

>>733141188
lol wut

In about 3 years or so, scroll-like computers will be available for consumer purchase. I met a guy named Stu in new mexico who showed me a prototype he built, which he sold 4 finished builds for 27,000 each

>>733141471
Can you say the type of vehicle? My dad just bought a new van for walking dogs and he's poor as all hell.

>>733141471
... fuck... am I gonna die on the way to work?

>>733141471
>ignore Nissan posters
>hide Nissan threads
Sure thing, Sakamoto.

>>733141548
wtf do you mean "scroll-like?"

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>>733141548
>scroll-like computers
What on earth does this mean

I worked in a Congressional office as a low level staffer, whenever someone calls in about an issue they would like the Member to address. We would simply say yes i'll pass that along and do nothing else, they couldn't care less unless you're a big donor.

>>733141773
Fucking duh

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>>733141548

>>733141583
Its not front wheel drive
>>733141591
Not a van
Thats about all im comfortable with giving out right now, i still need this job.

>>733141428
The procedure at the end of the assembly line for a US car manufacturer is similar. It's basically...

Dude gets in the car and starts it, makes sure all the warning lights go out, revs the engine a few times.

Puts it in Drive, drives it over a concrete pavement with about 1/2" ropes stretched across it, spaced a few inches apart. If any shit falls off of the outside or inside of the car, or he hears any weird noises, the car goes back for rework.

If all is OK with that, he drives it to the assigned spot and parks it in the parking lot.

That's it.

>>733141698
I mean the screen and keyboard are thin, paper like sheets that unwrap from a circular base

>>733141188
Orison or Orion? Anywhere I can read more about this??

>>733141841
What kind of part? Airbag? Seatbelt? Failure of crumple zones? Some electronic system?
You can be vauge if you need to.
I just bought a 2016 f150 and i dont want to die.

99% of Subways only stock light mayonaise and just fill both the light and regular bottles with it. Either by way of placebo or it getting lost in the mess of other ingredients no one notices.

Orison
Be careful looking up info on this
Im serious

>>733141930
It always boggled me how they could sell buses for millions of dollars, to places all over the world and not thoroughly test them. I see the assembly from start to finish and it's all basically held together with industrial strength calking and rivets.

>The most expensive bus we sell is 2.5 million usd

>>733141841
Thanks my guy; here's a bit.

The "sausage" on most big brand pizzas is the giblets of meat on the floor of the factory at the end of the day. We get the low-level workers to shovel the shit into containers and sell it to the big chains for way more than what is actually is. Most of the larger brands (Domino's, Little Ceasar's, Pizza Hut, even Digiorno, etc.) buy us, but smaller local places are usually good.

>>733142128
Okay, I'll bite, how do you know? There is literally nothing relevant on google for "cult of orison" and Orison seems to just mean "prayer" which is generic as fuck. prove some shit anon.

>>733142128
I'm trying to find info but nothing is popping up

>>733142225
holy fuck... why?

>>733142278
Don't tell anyone goyim

The banks.

>>733142300
Profit

>>733142278
lol seems like bullshit, plus my dick isn't cut...

>>733142225

Maybe the thought is that the bus is gonna get driven from the plant to the dealer / buyer, or from the plant to the boat and then from the boat to the dealer, so unless the buyer is 10 miles from the plant, any problems will show up in those first few hundred km of driving, and can be fixed at the dealer.

>>733142300
what is your question?
faggot

>>733142278

Oy vey!

Shut it down!

>>733142278

Delete this

>>733142260
>>733142266

Its not like anyone would believe me but i still found it important to put it somewhere so ill tell you.

I know about this because I was apart of the cult, i left after i found out they were doing that.

Originally we were just exploreing spirituality for betterment and all that.

But the leaders took it to far when they started trying to bring entitys to our plane of existance.

If they kept going they could have bought litteral demons and Angels and WORSE to our plane of existance.

Belive me or not i tell no lie.>>733142278

The reason McDonald's sweet tea is so good is because for every 1 gallon of tea its 1 pound of sugar. Brewed 4 gallons at a time and in that 4 gallons they pour a 4 pound bag of sugar.

>>733142412
They are driven to their destination. They break down on the way ALL THE TIME!
My company doesn't make much money on each bus as parts are expensive and are shipped from all over the world. They make most of their money on repairs and failures

>>733142340
Are next. We're in for it.

>>733142629
City transit buses, long-distance coaches, school buses, or what? If you don't want to say, it's OK.

>>733142798
I don't want to say :)
But I will tell you that if you live in the US or western Europe, you have seen one

>>733142619
apart of the cult entitys existance litteral belive

>>733142763
Really?

>>733142619
Okay, give us some details? Locations? Wtf would china be involved with it? How'd you get involved to begin with, etc. If they were able to do real shit, what else can you do?

>>733142619
Do you ever wonder why what dark matter is? Why we know its there but can never SEEM to uss it?

Do you ever wonder what "Empty" space really is?

And most of all do you ever wonder why it seems that all the way before true TECHNOLOGICAL advances that higher entitys dawned apawn humans?

Think about it. We know the answers. Untill they grew greedy and fucking stupid

>>733143040
>wonder why what dark matter is
>to uss it
>what "Empty" space really is
Shut, shut, shut your mouth.

>>733142978
The more I try to look this shit up the more it just seems like this b/tard is just using some plot points from the xfiles episode "orison"

>>733142978
Ok, i joined in 2011 after someone named jahill did a weird "test for me over gmail.

It was a type of number test or guessing game. And tbh i was really interested. After guess "correctly" jahill sent me a link to a weird type of wikia website.

Been a casino dealer for 8 years. Surveillance operate for a year. A supervisor, as well as a pit boss. So I'll share a couple. Carnival games such as three card all have what are called shuffle masters. They spit out each hand . They also can sort the cards from ace to King and come out in our order with is clubs spades diamond then hearts. Surveillance can only see , they have no sound. Players cards are used to track laundered money and player spending, aside from promotional options. American roulette is made for suckers. In blackjack we cut 2 and a half decks at the back of our six deck shoe to limit card counters. We treat guests different depending on their status at the casino. Yes vip get to bend the rules a bit.

>>733142898
it's school buses

>>733143203
The website was weird as fuck almost like 9's website but less mathtomaniac.

I clicked on multiplw things that kept sending me to weird looking pictures

>>733142898
Prevost (which is Volvo) or maybe Setra, then. I can't think of any other manufacturers offhand that build in both the US and western Europe.

I do finance for a car dealership. Generally your interest rate is bumped up by as much as 2% that's pure profit for the dealership. Either pay cash for the vehicle or secure financing through your own bank or credit union.

>>733143326
We don't build in Europe. There are facilities that use the same blueprints and follow our procedures

>>733143322
I downloaded the pictures on my old dell hp laptop and found saw that one of them were a website link.

The link took me to a chinese webpage for the cult. Using the instant translate the website banner bassiccally said (dont remember it exactly)

"If you are here than you are a spirit seeker such as us. Come embrace your newfound willingness for a new type of unknown."

At the time i was weirded out but still interested

>>733139269
Extended Stay America is definitely one of them. Location in Braintree, MA ALWAYS got infestations and still do to this day.

>>733143613
Another link sent me to a chatroom page with multiple rooms.
Initiate
Lower being
Higher being
Ascended
Onsite members

I had no permission to join any but lower being and initiate.

>>733141188
Haha so that's where I came from

>>733142113
As a former employee I can attest to this.

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>>733143763
Nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>733143763
The people on initiate level seemed to have been as weirded out as me but most said they wanted in.

Then a link to a video appeared in webm format

The video was basically a greeting video telling us why WE should be excited for this.

I was gonna ignore and leave but something insane happened

>>733143946
Go on

>inb4 dinosaur

>>733144066
I'm guessing at least 60% chance of three-fiddy.

>>733143946
I got a email out of the blue with a video attachment on it.

The video starts and the arab looking man says my name.

I am shocked, scared and intrigued all at the same time.

The man continues talking about how they know i was always into the unscene and all that crap.

He says that if i join i will get the answers to the questions that scientist KNOW the answer to but won't Admit to.

I worked at a homedepot for about a week as a cashier. Every cashier has the ability to give you up to $50 off on your purchase for customer satisfactory reasons. So let's say you were looking for a drill but they ran out of that one so you buy one that's $30 more. If you tell the cashier, they will discount the $30 for you to make it the same price.

Pilot with a major Asian carrier here. Just about every pilot I know has spotted UFOs at some point crossing the Pacific Ocean, flying relatively low, maybe 10,000 feet higher than our cruising altitude. But faster than a plane, insanely faster, like a slow motion lighting bolt.

You'll see the odd retired pilot talk about it, but it's strict airline policy not to discuss UFOs in the media because it invites ridicule and potentially scares customers.

>>733144349
Bro, story time?

>>733144201

I was truly enlightened (yet still afraid of how he knew me.)

I started trying to find my way up the ranks.

The beginning of 2013 im a higher being. I earned my way up by litterally bettering myself.

I learned body heart control.
I learned dream control.
I even learned how to slow my aging process. (28, most say i look 19.)

But my next lession changed me.

>>733144349
I've heard this story and believe it, but I can't get over the fact that passengers would inevitably see aliens too and yet we don't have good evidence of it. There's no gag order on passengers

Currently employed as a state sales tax auditor.
You can survive an audit unscathed with Microsoft Word or Photoshop. This definitely goes for IRS audits too.
The pressure to complete assignments quickly means we auditors hardly look at the documentation provided in detail. Missing an invoice? Make one. Missing a receipt? Make one. Missing a resale or exemption certificate? Make one. Literally any documentation we look at can be faked. Seriously. We don't verify. Make sure you back date them though, we do look at dates.
*Does not apply to audits conducted by anyone not working for a government agency. Those fuckers bill hourly and will (should) look at and verify everything.
Also if you get caught, it's fraud so don't get caught.

>>733144557

I was to learn how to split my soul from my body without dying, and exist in two planed of existence. Our normal plane.

And another plane where different entitys live.

Im am ecstatic.
I heard rumors among peers about this but never knew it was true.

When i first began i swore i was dead

>>733140909
Yes, but where?

>>733144829
You need to cut down on the DMT man

>>733144829

There was no bright like but a dark light.

In the center was two babies in ying yang fetal position and as i stared at them i was unable to move my body.

I was scared out of my mind

I cannot confirm or deny but the FBI may or may not be able to monitor your home with your home security system. I work for a security company that I shall not name.

>>733144941
And then I saw a vision.

Everyone walked the dinosaur.

>>733143658
I can attest to this. I ran one a few years back

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>>733144992

>>733144941
Then out of nowhere something yanked at me and then i was floating in air looking at myself.

It was the most free feeling i ever had.

At first i checked to see if this was real.

I went downstairs to check in my wife.

She was there getting ready for her night out with friends.

Then i flew to my parents house. And they were both watching family fued.

At that moment i knew this was real.

>>733144435
>>733144578

I'm not sure you'd necessarily realize what you've seen from a passenger window. You'd probably think it was some kind of sun effect in your window. I have a much bigger window, which I'm looking out for hours on end every other day. There's no plastic layer to distort light.

Imagine a hairline crack in the glass, above your head at about 45 degrees, and you catch a flash of reflected sunlight streak from one side to the other in less than a second. That's what we're talking about. Not some kind of saucer with little green men waving out the window at you.

The first couple of time you see it, that's what you think it is. But then you realize the sun is in completely the wrong position for that.

>>733145177
At that moment i flew to china to the headquarters of the cult (it seemed when i thought of it i flew instantly.) and there were people who could see me.

I was even more ecstatic than before.

Now you know how i joined. Now i will tell you how (why) i left.

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>>733144992
God dammit
Kek 10/10 saved

This is for my mexibros

>when you have an issue with Bancomer's practicajas (for americucks, this is like an advanced atm where you can do simple banking like paying utilities or make deposits) like not working or keeping the money and not doing the transaction the bank wont do shit about it and respond telling you that theres nothing wrong with it, this only applies for non clients
>sometimes Bancomer will buy you their shitty insurances and wont even tell you
>Puntos Bancomer will disappear after a month of no use (this isnt in the contract and bank executives wont tell you)
>Bancomer executives will always tell you to make the minimum or suggested payment of your credit card so you will always accumulate composed interests
>if you have a walmart or departmental store card (Vive) they will trick you to change for the Azul saying its the same card (aame rates) but with more credit and offers

Fuck those niggas but the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

They're the best bank in Mexico but they're some shady fucks when it comes to costumer service

>>733145137
>>733145359
Are you guys literally retarded. That was weak as shit

>>733145548
seriously, newfagging hard.

>>733145341
Flash foward january 2014


I am an honorary onsite member.

I am still focused on bettering myself (wife gets mad at how young i look) and while i am talking to lo-kin (a leader) he says to me " Would'nt it be wonderful if we could bring the beautiful entitys from the subplaners to ours?"

I emidiately say no and tell him the dangers of such things.

He laughs and says "it was just an idea dont get to worked up over it."

I tried not to but nightmares of it remined me of the game doom and it would not leavey mind.

>>733145341
What you described is just toddler level stuff.
Go study and read some books on the area so you'll become good and learn what you did, why you saw things the way you saw them, how that happened and why I'm saying it's just the basics.

>>733145548
>>733145588
Can you even read faggot.

I work for a radio station.
Surprise! For the giveaways the winner is not usually whatever number caller we said it'd be. It's just one of the random phone lines we pick. Sorry to ruin that free concert you went to. I know now you're questioning who should have won the tickets, if you had less fun at the concert than the real winner would have had, if you are less lucky than you thought you were, what other things in your life you've considered wins have been lies, and if you even deserve to win anything anymore, and if anyone loves you, and I'm sorry but it was really just too inconvenient for us at the station to count to 9.

>>733145588
I know what the dinosaur is you mongloid. Im saying the setup was extremly weak. Just right into the dinosaur. The point is for it to be a bait and switch. At least make the fake responce more than 2 lines. And you fucking creampies still laughed because you saw the may may on le reddit. Fuck you

>>733145626
I ask more about it from the other onsite members.
They most say they havent really heard of such.

Some say they have heard rumors.

So i kept pushing on untill finally in april they admitted to finding a way of doing such.

I was angry

>>733141154
Fuck you anon, i already knew that and suppressed it, ignorance is bliss

>>733145756
I don't work at the radio and even I know this...

>>733143227
damn

Some shit that any gas station employee knows:

9/10 times the "manager override code" for the registers is just the last 4 digits of the store number, and you can open the register whenever you want without needing to make a sale to open it.

>>733145180
Imagine a hairline crack in the glass, above your head at about 45 degrees, and you catch a flash of reflected sunlight streak from one side to the other in less than a second

Maybe I'm retarded but how do you expect anyone to visualize this

>>733145756

That's definitely true. I worked for a direct marketing company many years ago that processed the mail from coupon prize draws into address databases (for junk mailing), drew the winners and despatched the prizes.

Let's just say all my friends did pretty well out of them.

>>733145626
If it was your fault that I had to get rid of friking spiders eating the fucking fauna in my city I'm going to fucking nuke china

>>733145803
Quit posting this shit. You're mentally ill, noone is reading your nonsense

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>>733145626
>nightmares of it remined me of the game doom and it would not leavey mind.
>emidiately say no
>lo-kin
>beautiful entitys from the subplaners
/thread

>>733141930
Damn, not even brazilians can get that right?

>>733142106
Bruh, american cars are already shit by design

>>733145803
I tell some of my closest mates in the cult to leave with me most of them do. But some of them think its a great idea.

After leaving one of my friends (who lived in china and was on-site) decided to call officals to investigate.

I honestly was mixed about this.

He made up stories till finally he told me they were warrenting in October.

I decided to fly over there to watch.

That same day they bought something horrible to our plane.

>>733145870
Same here, I work at a supermarket, and half of the passwords are just the store number... I could ruin the countrywide system if I looked up the storenumbers of the other stores.

>>733145870
Keep that last bit confidential. It could save cashiers (like me) alive by making potential robbers think registers are magic boxes that only open one way

>>733146098
leavey thread

>>733142225
Are these like BRT tier or just regular ones?

>>733146098
Keep going...

>>733146197
lol BRT

Proposal: "we're gonna have BRT with dedicated lanes and enclosed stations and new buses with GPS and wifi and lasers and free blowjobs at every seat!!1!!"

Reality: same shitty buses the rest of the city has, painted a different color. white people ride them for a week, then the homeless and niggers take over (like all other routes in the city).

But at least a bunch of useless consultants got paid (HDR, TranSystems, etc) and the bus manufacturers sold a bunch of buses for 2x the usual price.

>>733136139
The F-4G has a firing radius of 135 degrees.
It can fire a missile at a target slightly behind it.

I believe that is classified "secret" by the U.S. Govt..

Trader Joe's lets you try any snack/candy for free if you ask an employee. Odds are if you tell them you like it they'll give it to you for free. Also, if you want a 10% discount ask for a "3 bell for a crew member discount" and say you work at a store in the next town over but youre new so they wont ask if you know anyone there.

>>733145891
>>733145180

Okay, I'm talking about a flash of bright light above your eyeline (it's higher than the plane), that crosses the planes path in a split second. The first thing that occurs to you is some kind of defect in the glass that's reflecting the sun, but that doesn't make sense once you process it. And you only see it once, but the next time you see it, it makes you wonder.

This isn't something you can video. It's not going to be very convincing. I can confirm this much: it's flying; It's an object; and it's not being identified.

I didn't realize it was a commonly observed phenomena until I mentioned it to other pilots.

>>733146098

It was a post high planar being (meaning either angel or demon) they litterally stood there not staring at them but me.

Chinese authorites broke in. Someone yelled my name.
Then i returned to my body.

Weeks after my friend told me that the whole cult facility had literally disappeared. And when asked people around the area dont even remember it.

To this day i get goosebumps think about it all. I am always paranoid because the entity was not looking at the ones who called it it was looking at me.


Belive me or not its all true. Not like it matters i am glad to have someone to tell someone about it.

I move oil on the Ocean. You'd be horrified if you knew how routine close calls are, especially in a busy harbor like NYC. It's a wonder we don't have a spill in the news every week.

>>733146130
If your company tells you to not cooperate with someone threatening you, or that your life is worth less than the money in your register, you should not work for that company.

>>733146608
Are you finally done? Good, go take your meds.

>>733141773
Do you like your job? Im graduating college in a month and was looking at going in to this

>>733142260
Anon have you heard of HARRP

>>733146453
I'm surprised you even mentioned it to others. I'm not a pilot, but I thought even mentioning UFOs was grounding-worthy

>>733146453
It's horizontal ice crystals in the atmosphere reflecting sunlight, man.

911 operator here, so I can only speak for my area.
If you have an alarm system for your home or business and it goes off, the cops aren't going to rush there. They'll pretty much avoid it as much as possible.
If you call about someone driving drunk it's entered in as "information only" meaning if the officer sees the person then they'll get them, but no one is going to seek them out.
Don't call for noise complaints. Just dont. No one cares

>>733146402
>literallly the whole Metrobus network in Mexico City
Damn, son, i knew $6 pesos for long distance rides in hybrid Volvos were too good to be true

I've personally gone through everything in Wikileaks (paranoia+obsession) and am friends with a handful of ex military people. Id like to think I've learned more than your average bear about the us governments shady dealings and practices, although that's not really such a huge secret anymore.

>>733139355
damn that's ducked up. can u tell us about ira pacifics?

My company has metadata on over 60% of US households and their assets and you've never heard of us. We know your spending habits, debt, areas you visit regularly, etc...
I can't even imaging what a company like Google, MS, or your ISP has.

>>733146453
Okay I understand now. Thanks for the second explanation. I wish you had a better glimpse, though it confirms half of what they say in ufo documentaries mentioning pilots

I had an experience once, I was walking down the road and on the horizon I see what looks like 6-7 stars, though it's still an hour or two until dark, and they're moving towards me. Before I get a few more.blocks down the road, it seems instead of being in the horizon they're just above me to the left and down a little. I seen a crackhead and asked her to confirm what I was seeing. Eventually made it down a few blocks, make a right so I'm now in a neighborhood and not in a main road, so there isn't as good a view of the sky. I make one last look up and it seems like one doubled back, I can't remember now how high it was relevant to the radio tower in view, but I'm sure it was lower and the "Rays" that made it seem like a star were more visible. I almost want to say the center was shaped like something I want to say humanoid but they may be influenced from ufo videos.

I know this isn't relevant to the thread but to what you said. Everything is true and recalled as best I could stoned. At the time I was sober for months but it could still be easily explained by other phenonem

>>733142340
>they launder money everyday through ghost debit accounts
>credit cards are a fucking scam
>will always charge hidden interests
Its not so secret if you think about it

>>733143040
>use unsolved scientific problem as explanation for bullshit
>???
>profit

>>733140297
wtf? Why? are they targeting diff demos?

>>733139890
confirmed special snowflake
try harder next time

>>733141188
Dubdubs of bullshit

>>733141129
i fuckin.
knew it.

>>733140650
only in the USA
camp Darby anyone?

aliens have contacted us to help guide us through the process of becoming a their 3 civilization, major social engineering is taking place on basically a global scale to conform to their directives and despite the fact that old world tactics and very unethical methods are being used to cultivate the change in the end we will be much better off for it. im among the original group of scientists who picked up their first transmissions (although I missed the actual first one because of a poorly timed fast food and masturbation binge)

>>733147656
yeah fuckin right. more?

>>733147317
No, you don't get it. June.

>>733142898
pls no Mercedes or MAN
i ride those fuckers daily

>>733147656
fastfood and masturbation, sounds like it was worth it.

>>733147656
Cute man. Make a post in /r/spooky!

>>733147781
Feel free to explain

>>733142898
Every fucking bus I ride in makes so much squeaking and rocks around so much I feel like it's going to tip over or some shit, so no surprise here

>>733147879
Can't. Anyone worth their salt would have figured it out by now.

>>733147796
I bet its Merc, my city uses them and they rattle more than a cup of a hobo on the street

>>733147755
Im serious! I can answer basically any specific question you have aside from identifying information about myself or my colleagues or i could give you a rundown of the sequence of events as far as I understand them. I don't really have much of a head for politics or soceology so im afraid once it enters that realm Id only be able to give you the barest of details.

>>733147781
Enlighten me

>>733139555
I work is this industry and I find that extremely hard to believe. What country are you in? Where i am from the insurance companies are stingy as fuck and therefore airplanes do not fly if they aren't airworthy. Airlines aren't willing to let a crash happen just to get it back to the "garage". All major airports have mechanics and " garages" (hangars) nearby ready to fix it anyways. There is no reason to try and fly it elsewhere

>>733147814
I hope its not mentioned in the history books, honestly.

>>733148035
Who will win 2018 mexican federal elections?

>>733148035
go ahead

Starbucks here. The button for decaf espresso is right next to regular. If you are a douche you are getting decaf espresso every fucking time.

>>733147962
Bullshit man, banks cant get more evil than disappearing someones money and manipulating rates

>>733146608
What did it look like

>>733140297
I know of taxi companies that used this trick to dodge monopoly laws

>>733144272
definitely will use this. thanks bro

>>733146955
Cop fag here, you are right. I don't even respond to most Alabama unless it's an area we are getting hit with burglaries.. oh yeah and drunk drivers... I'll get it right on it... 15 minutes later.

>>733148040
>>733148218
The banks aren't the ones doing it. If nobody has caught on by now, we're most definitely fucked.

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>>733146639
fuck, now i'm scared

>>733147169
idgaf, yuropoor

>>733147656
Wrong those are fallen angels, aka demons.

>>733148112
well thats kind of out of my wheelhouse, im not really privy to specific details of political menouvreing like that but based on what I know I would expect a left wing candidate, maybe one whose run before and whose platform will be focused on safety and stability. I think the event end game is to have a very high level of governmental control over society and then to install either a global government or a subgovernment that directs all the individual governments, like the UN but more clerical and less democratic

>>733148066

> What country are you in?

Amerifag.

> All major airports have mechanics and " garages" (hangars) nearby ready to fix it anyways.

They can fix minor fuckups at most airports, sure. But if there's a major fuckup, they aren't going to fly a tech, his tools, and all the parts he might need to the fuckup... they're going to bring the fuckup to him.

In theory, it doesn't fly if it doesn't meet the MEL. If the MEL says you need two radios and you have two out of three working, it can fly.

In practice, sometimes non-mechanics "try shit" to get something working (turn it off and back on, smack the fucker), or pretend not to notice that it's X'd out / the flags are up until after they get in the air, so they can go to the destination anyway.

I'm part of an elite Israeli propaganda group that posts interracial porn on boards such as these to destroy white culture.

>>733148459
is it working?

>>733148533
Hit catalog button and lmk what you think

>>733148459
>elite Israeli
suuuure

>>733141471
Fuck ford anyway.
Youc an't adjust the rocker arms when your lifters and cam lobes start wearing out

sometimes i grab a bottle or water or a can of soda from the customer waiting lobby

>>733148323
The fed? Banxico haa been raising its interest rates because the fed is doing it too

>>733142113
Do customers actually care about this shit? Why not just stop selling non light mayo?

>>733147022
if true, what are some things that are not known to average conspiracy theorists?

>>733148438
>cant get specific
>one ran before
>AMLO ran twice already
Well fuck this shit, i hope you're pulling this shit straight from your arsw

>>733148746
You'll feel stupid when it happens.

>>733148836
Mr Lizard man?

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>>733148459
Mr. Levi, we weren't suppose to announce such things!!

>>733148459
kek

>>733142621
Sugar is actually offputting for me.
I just don't like sweets.
This explains why I hate their sweet tea

>>733148731
lol wut

>>733148965
This is Sheckelberg. I have clearance.

Used to work for Broker company
Non-dealing desk
Simple no one trader out of 5 000+ customers is in black numbers in long term
Now working for sportsbook 10% customers are profitable

>>733145180
Wait, your airline uses glass in their planes...? Why? It's heavy and dangerous compared to plastic windows

>>733148118
Well me and my colleagues have been a group of broke nerds obsessed with aliens since we met and probably before then on an individual basis. 4 years ago we started picking up highly organized patterns with our radio towers, like the Wow! signal only repeating and not nearly as powerfully. The patterns turned out to be a series of the first 244 prime numbers in base 12. at first we really didn't take it seriously but we started going through the procedure of phoning various government/scientific agencies including SETI, who confirmed that they were also receiving the signal. after that we sort of hit a roadblock but we continued recording the transmission. on of my colleagues noted that the "sound" of the bits of data was slightly different over the repetitions. its not really a sound just a recording of the radiowaves banded down and modulated to make a sort of clone out of vibrations. Anyways we found out that by using the much finer and powerful instruments available at SETI that within the individual pulses of data there was a very highly organized structure of smaller faster pulses. so we spent about 6 months working out what the fuck it was. it turned out to be a very lossless encryption algorithm which has since been sold to the public and the key was just the prime numbers. decoding that we found the structure of mathematics and a type of image. the image was of various electronic components which the engineers recognized immediately and explained where the pieces to a physical data sorting device, like a transcoder ring. once we had run the original transmission loop through it we began getting pages and pages and pages of language, fortunately a couple of us where fluent in Chinese. Cont.

>>733148831
well im just saying someone whose run before because so far its seemed like trustworthy lefties are getting the bid.. barring America and a few other places. thats been what's happening so far. I mean look at all the fuckery that was happening with the democratic party to get hillary into the runnings. like I said originally im not good at politics, especially not Mexican politics.

>>733147022
>Gone through everything in WikiLeaks
What about that shit bout the portal that opened up over the Pacific where they sent a bunch of aircraft carriers from like three different countries

>>733140650

I worked at Mcdonalds, and I agree that fast food probably isn't that bad. Even with nothing but minimum wage workers, I never saw anything bad happening with the food, we always threw it out when it hit the time limit, etc.

>>733149054
Chevy has adjustable rocker arms so you can eliminate play.
Fords do not.
Chevy>Ford

>>733149333
what year did you contact with the aliens?
are there secret societies involved?
what do the aliens look like?

>>733137717
Never trust the Chinese

Work at a level 1 trauma center hospital. Will tell you now if your loved one is going to die have the funeral home director take them take them directly from the room. At least where I am at they generally have the techs or patient monitors handle the deceased and get them ready for our in house storage refrigerator prior to pick up. Generally it's a bunch of disrespectful niggers touching your loved ones body with no care or consideration. I've had to go into the fridge before and have seen the bodies stacked on top of on another when they run out of room. Unless you are about to die and even then nursing staff is more worried about their phones then about your health. If your loved one has any type of dementia you better take all their shit home and are better off staying with them because they will be treated like shit by a decent portion of staff. They will kill your dying father with morphine, they will lie to the doctor about how the patient has been acting and other general patient info, they will fuck up with potentially serious things and shrug it off in hopes that you don't notice. Psych patients and drug addicts generally get treated worse than anyone else, and if the cops bring in a drunk they often get treated like the psych patients in that they are treated as less than human. If two years at a hospital taught me anything it's to never go to a hospital unless they drag you there. Of course this is only where I worked and I'm sure other places are different. There's more I could write but this is getting long.

>>733149640
Euro cars >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> american cars

>>733149722
july 10 2013
Not really as far as im aware, its mostly just powerful political parties and governmental bodies.
We dont know, we haven't actually seen them. from what theyve told us theyve started camping out somewhere in the solar system.

>>733150033
Sooo plowing into crowds of people > mudding in the sticks?

>>733150033
Yes, but not to the backyard mechanic like me, friend.
Chevy are the easiest to work on

>>733149333
more and nice trips

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>>733140036
what kind of complaint, like any?

>>733150142
i swear American manufacturers use Eurocuck metric bolts on American cars and Eurocuck manufacturers use Imperial bolts on eurocuck cars just to piss mechanics off

>>733150125

Do these aliums ever intend to make themselves known to the public?

Why or why not? Wouldn't helping our species reach tier 3 be easier if we had some sort of "god like beings" to look up to?

>>733150238
I agree fully!
Removing the cowling on my '85 monte I had to use three different sockets.
Two were metric.
Mfw 9/16 is too small and 5/8 is too big.
I finally just bought a set of gook tools.
(I realize the ENTIRE world uses them, but my grandfather always called metric 'gook tools' so I do too)

>>733144836
China

>>733150142
You know why you have to be a backyard mechanic? Because american cars are poorly designed, i bet they earn more with service and reparation fees than actual sales

>>733149333
Within the text they explained that one of their probes designed to hunt around the nearby galaxy for precious metals picked up a broadcast of the 1936 summer olympics approximately 81 light years away which to them seemed to be a distress call from one of their much older ships. they where intrigued about the life of Hitler and didn't seem nearly as upset about his life as we all feared, although the could have been and we just didn't know. enclosed in their documentation which was being relayed through their probe where examples of various societies they had encountered throughout the galactic community including their own. they highlighted the pitfalls of a society with the power to destroy their own planet and the methods they would use in our place to rearrange society to make our species as a whole more capable of handling the responsibilities of the technology we wield.

>>733144958
Comcast and ADT

>>733150409
Age of Empires: Galactic Conquer

Coming soon

>>733150359
the aliens themselves dont seem to care either way, the reason its not publicly known is more about the fear governmental bodies have of it ruining our chances to convert our society smoothly or maybe its a weird power play. i dont really know but there are definitely examples of government officials like the canadian minister of defence trying to go public with the information but people generally consider aliens to realms of scifi only and you cant really beat the government and society both working against you

>>733150394
You're right, but they don't get any service and reparation fees from me.
Only the cost of the part, which is surprisingly cheap if you know where to go.
Got a starter for my '85 for 20 bucks.
Took it to O'reilys for a test and it functioned basically as new.
Saved 90 bucks

>>733150504
i dont think we really have anything here on earth that they want. the labor they would get out of enslaving us cant be worth much considering the level of technology the claim to have, and the earth really doesn't have much in the way of precious metals and nothing you cant find in more abundance in the asteroid belt

>>733150125
What do they win by helping us?
Have they tried to make public appearances?
Do you or does your team trust them?

>>733150514

I would like to know how you personally feel about this "societal conversion"

As as star trek lover, I eagerly await the day our planet unites as one species, we can rid the world of poverty and hunger, and travel the stars seeding life wherever there is none.

Is this really such a bad idea? why must republicunts think otherwise? When they talk about these old Jewish guys and their new world order, does it directly link to what these aliens of yours are planning?

>>733150582
what are some neato facts about these ayyls that theyve told you?

>>733150582

>considering the level of technology the claim to have

Can you be specific on what they claim?

>>733150215
This is true. Just don't abuse it.

>>733150806
Dreaming is actually a state of being that gives you personal control over your 4th dimension; time.
They always have this ability.
You can't alter anything, but you can infinitly relive past experience to your hearts content

>>733149919
>They will kill your dying father with morphine

My grandfather was euthanized this way. It's something the hospitals don't talk about. I had no problem with that. I said goodbye and looked the nurse in the eyes and nodded. My father nodded too. It's something just left unsaid, but understood.

>>733150774
i mean, potentially an ally, or a doting trade partner or something. i don't really know but there are people whose job it is to worry about that and as far as we can tell things seem to be on the up and up.
>>733150792
i think its probably a good thing, logically it seems like it will work out in a unified society based on scientific principles, and their plans have already been altered to have a more humanitarian skew on them.
>>733150888
well if what they said about intercepting the Berlin Olympics broadcast they would have had to have come within shouting distance of earth to get a message back to us in less than another 80 years, but they managed it in less than half a year. that alone implies a type of technology we haven't even begun to approach yet. the phrase zidong Ji came up a lot too which i was told meant sometihng along the lines of "robot" it seemes mostly in reference to an automated workforce.

>>733149550
Wat

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>>733147656
Why would you divulge this info anywhere knowing a more technologically advanced race could be tracking your every movement online? Like is it that hard to believe that those fuckers would be able to see everything you're doing at all times and have no problem vaporizing your ass for it?

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>>733147656
Why was trump elected for president like why is that possibly a good thing?

>>733149919
This is all BS

>>733151134
Shhh dont ruin the scifi show, its getting hyped

>>733151134
their relationship to us isn't like that. so far they haven't even responded to any signals weve sent their way, its a one way communication TO us and they don't care what we do with the information

>>733151075
Your math doesn't add up. 81 LY from 1936 means they got the signal sometime in 2016.

>>733151053
Although slightly different I am all for a federal legalization of the suicide pill that they have in a hand full of states. No reason to prolong suffering and or force medical staff to essentially euthanize you

>>733151053
BS anon

>>733151324
you should probably plug that into a calculator

>>733151324
Ah shit.
GG

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>>733151301
So you're saying that they are an off planet no hands on species thats just giving us pointers to move is into a space faring race apart of a huge collective? Why would they possible want to do that what do those fuck heads get out of it?

>>733136139
I have top secret info and I have a valid ctc

>>733151387
Either way it wasn't 2013.

>>733151266
It's how it is where I am at. So unlike all this alien shit being posted in this thread it is not bs.

>>733151472
then spill it faggot?

>>733151513
Moot was behind 911

>>733151134
I like to singa. About a moona and a tuna and a springa. The little Owl deserved the trophy.

>>733139609
If you're in the US then this is bs. The NSA can't spy on American citizens.

>>733151301
You said that SETI had also received these transmission.

Have they made any public statements concerning them? If so, do you have links, or any key words we should search for?

Also,where are these transmission being decoded? Do you have any transcripts we can read?

>>733151450
They colonized the moon. They want mercury. They like shadow governments. I think they mutilate our cows and take human hostages for reproductive and eye tissues, to say nothing of tracking us. I believe it is for a cloner/organ rejuvenation thing.

>>733138475
No worries, Jeff Bakalar will be there taking care of business.

>>733151500
I believe you. My grandfather was euthanized on morphine. That's the way I wanna go. Just sleep and let the morphine overdose stop your breathing. Great way to go.

>>733151651
They can now that they can buy your data.

>>733151375
Sorry to break your little world of hot pockets and teddy bears - this shit does happen.

One of the things that I will probably never get out of my head is when a funeral home director came for a body and it ended up getting dropped during the transition from the refrigerator gurney to the funeral home gurney because the body bag was slippery and all you heard was a thud from the skull hitting the ground followed by silence. Or the time a very fat lady died and they didn't have a body bag big enough so they wrapped her in sheets, but the catch was that no one claimed her so she sat in our fridge for three months before she got extra extra ripe to the point that no one would go in due to the biohazard and the state was called to take the body.

>>733151324
>>733151415
see
>>733151075
>well if what they said about intercepting the Berlin Olympics broadcast they would have had to have come within shouting distance of earth to get a message back to us in less than another 80 years, but they managed it in less than half a year

>>733150409
Derp

>>733151792
Still goes against our rules.

>>733151745
I figure if I don't just drop dead I'll off myself if something malignant comes up. No sense in suffering. But with my luck I'll have a stroke that fucks me up enough that I'm helpless but not enough to kill me. So that my family can watch me wither away. That's why I joke with my buddy that I'll leave him the cash to just helium tank me in that scenario

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>>733152063

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>>733146608
>shit teir life
>Ugly anti social
>pretend to look young and have special mental powers
>tell story how super powerful being notices me because im awesome
>super true i promise

>>733151653
SETI has instructions to go black book until they know for certain what they have isnt actually aliens, so as far as im aware not much came out that year except a cover story for if they decide to go public in the way of a crowdfunded deep space transmission called the lone signal.

im at home but i have a lot of transcripts on my office computer. if you want to pop back on later around 10pm EST ill post some on here

i work in import/exports.
>We charge $100 for customs clearance brokerage because it looks complex but takes less than 2 minutes for the majority of shipments, some people's careers are literally just doing this and pretending it's a super complex process which requires degrees in maths and economics when in-fact it's mostly just imported labour on minimum wage or even outsourced to South-East Asia where they get paid $2/hr.
>Also a shirt which might sell for $50 in a store probably only cost between $5-$10 to manufacture and bring into the country.
>People also steal shit all the time, when a box goes missing it's because someone's hidden in the warehouse, and it 6 months time when the problem blows over then we get free stuff. Last year i found a box with some high-end jeans in and sold the lot for $500.

I installed an Airborne Laser Missile Defence system based on the YAL-1 on military aircraft. This more advanced version not only redirects guided missiles like the YAL-1 but "returns to sender".

There's a similar return to sender function on the C-RAM also that launches a mortar to the point of origin of the mortar it shot down.

Pedophilia is wrong.
>RED
>FUCKING
>PILL

>>733151450
Like i said, maybe they want favorable trading partners or an allied race, or maybe they are just benevolent. i dont have pretenses to understanding their minds or motivations. i would assume the latter though,

>>733152311

Ill be here anon

You should take your story to /x/ too

Farewell until then

>>733152456
Back to /x with you nutter

Former gas station worker here. Probably common knowledge but the No Sale/NS/Open button opens up a register, alternatively so does the Safe Drop button. About 99% percent of the time the cashier will NOT have the key to open the safe under the counter unless they're like an assistant manager or manager. The signs on the glass doors saying "our safe takes 10+ minutes to open" is false, they use a key. Most gas station food will sit on a heating rack for the entire day and unless you come in during a busy hour when it's being cooked, it's not going to be very fresh.

>>733152511
is there an answer there that would have satisfied you?

maybe they want to cultivate us into producing unique technology and then steal it from us.

>>733151651
Are you fucking kidding me, a few years ago it was revealed that the Obama administration approved a multibillion dollar black budget for the NSA and didn't prevent or stop the NSA from spying. And now there isn't even the need for secrecy now that the new (dick)head of the FCC destroyed the previous privacy laws and is now destroying net neutrality. God damn stop being an ignorant fuck about this.

>>733152456
why do the ayls speak chinese

>>733152095
that doesn't amount to shit. did you not hear about the vault 7 leaks showing how many vulnerabilities are used by the CIA to spy on the public, despite laws requiring them to disclose these vulnerabilities.

>>733152596
we assumed that it was because more people speak chinese than any other language on earth.

>>733152578
I work for the NSA, but you can believe whatever you want man.

>>733152536
I ahve a rapport with the ladies at my local stop (less than two blocks away)
When I walk in they instantly start cooking two pizza sticks and two bbq burritos.
If I don't want them?
Big deal, now there is fresh food in the display.
They give me free burritos after closing sometimes.
Yes, I am homeless.

>>733152643
CIA is different from NSA.

>>733152653
thats not a reason to believe you.

what about this?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/26/nsa-spying-report_n_6382572.html

or this?
https://www.eff.org/nsa-spying

>>733152644
Bump limit reached, roleplay time is over

>>733152578
Also I think part of their budget is used paying for misinformation and subversion of dissidents online. Many wagecucks over at reddit and facebook and the like. I think anout 4 manager-level intelligence officers use this board and other 'lower impact' internet sites to guage opinion of dissidents and propagandize around them. /pol/ raids are paid for and are watched. Marketing firms love /b/.

>GOODBYE
>GOODBYE
>MY THREAD GOODBYE
>CUZ NOW IT IS TIME TO GOOOOOOOO

I work at a call center and everyday get information about credit cards and socials.
should I start leaking those?

>>733152885
You would make a ton of money but should have a surrogate leak it it can be tracked to you.

Another tid bit about hospitals is that as much as you have to be a squeaky wheel in order to make sure you or your loved one get care. It can backfire easily and the whole unit will soon know that you are to be avoided unless it's absolutely necessary.
Another tid bit is that if you are related to a hospital employee that you can be put on a "vip" list and receive more imediate care. This I always thought was bs until they did it for my coworkers grandmother.
Want to skip the line in the ER, say you have chest pain and shortness of breath
Want to increase your chances of getting an ROR if you have a warrant say you have chest pain or you arm is going numb
Want better care, pray you got a good nurse assigned to you.
Or alternatively if you can learn the names of some of the high end executive staff "generally on the hospital website" threaten to tell your family friend executive John Smith about the miscare. If you are really pissed write a letter or email to the executive and sometimes they will respond and fuck the staff that fucked you as to keep the hospital money flowing in.
Remember as bad as it sounds a hospital is a for profit business
Again these things only stand true for where I work

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>>733152578
This guy will fuck you up

>>733141154
yeah, physicist in training here, academia has rigor but real world stuff is terrible in terms of accuracy, some actual research is to for at least preliminary data. Astrophysics theories for example are worked out almost always with numbers approximated to the nearest magnitudes (number density 1, radius of 10^n) and results are good enough if within 2-3 orders of magnitude and then more accurate attempts are made after ruling out alot of bad theories with this. Electrical engineers are also bad with approximations of pi being 1 or 10.

>>733152686
Two blocks away from where?

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>>733141188
can you at least try to lie convincingly when wandering away from your shitty containment board. Get back to /x/

>>733150362
19/32?

>>733152944
if I did it will be tracked to me.
registry of every people that interacts, including me, is kept along with the credential information that got discussed during that call.

if somebody calls in sayin "bitches I was victim of fraud" the first person they would investigate is me.
because I'm Latino.