I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my

>>733132322
gross

>>733132322
chocolate milk and wine and a mixer
it's gross as fuck and I'm completely sober

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>>733132430
right? Ian Holm's head all covered in Cap'n Crunch milk? blech..
>>733132474
my mom's a sommelier, has a bottle of Chocovine she's never touched.. is it good?

>>733132641
yeah it's good, too sweet for my taste though

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>>733132743
right? like dark chocolate and raspberry, its just sweet on sweet on sweet.. no thanks.
Best just glug it for a rapid buzz!

speaking of buzzing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW2dxRr05gk

MACROSS, WHERE ARE YA?

Drinkin Rubi vodka, New England's version of battery acid.

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>>733133378
in terms of connectivity or ABV? I'm actually starting to wonder which could cop a drunk faster!

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also, check it out! found my mask from the party nite~

>>733132322
Werent you outed as a registered sex offender? Get a fucking life

private party I guess. Bye

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>>733133881
naw, I spent a couple weeks checking out /bant/, turns out that pancake ain't fit to flip yet, so I came back here.

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Cherry coke

>>733134062
No. You were doxxed and people found that You were a registered sex offender. How was going door to door telling your neighbors you diddly kiddies? Anyone punch you? Is that why you make these stupid threads spouting nonsensical bullshit and showing off your shitty beer? I really hope when the threads die and your drunk alone you comsider suicide. I hope one day it wells up so much you grow the balls to tie that noose. Do natural selection a favor and take the plunge you human garbage

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>>733134158
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THAT VANILLA SPRITE??

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>>733134429
my god, you've been following all of whatever that is, why?

>>733134589
Because people like you are scum. The sex offender bs aside, ive seen these threads over and over again. The only thing you contribute to society is keeping a shit beer on the shelves. Noone here cares what youre drinking, who you are, or what youre doing. Youre not funny. You are autism incarnate.

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>>733134802
you know these threads are about folks interacting with it, that much is true. Shit, I guess you're part of the problem!
besides, whatta YOU drinkin', mister beer opinions?

Are you're an alcohol op?

>>733134972
>interacting
With a fat loser who drinks every weekend and post on an image board filled with teenagers? Really lending more ammo to the whole sex offender thing. Nothing, i deal with my problems like a big boy. Really hope someone posts all the caps of your criminal history/info/etc.

>>733134972
Finished some Smirnoff. There were shots fired from our local crack den so that was exciting

Home made blueberry wine

Why u such a bitch

dude I fucking hate this cringey loser...

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>>733135230
No no, I'm a fat and bastard, THIS alcohol!
>>733135233
nothin' in there but traffic violations and a couple public disturbances, I'd kinda like to see it too.. the memories~<3

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>>733132322
Steel reserve! My man, They recently banned 40oz malt liquor in my town, made me sad,

>>733132322
Whatch the fat faggot talk to himself again lol

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>>733132322
Shit man! Haven't seen you in a while. Always love seein' these threads dude. Not drinking tonight, gotta work early in the morning. Will be tomorrow night though. Have a drink and a cig for me man!

>>733135450
are your hands small?

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>>733135322
hardly the fun kinda shots, but it's good to keep the ears familiar with the sounds of it, no? Glad you're alright, friend.
>>733135348
Delicious!
>>733135556
what kinda draconian, Handmaiden's Tale bullshit town are you living in??

5 Moosehead in. I don't enjoy drinking alone I wish i had weed but I have no where to get it from

>>733135450
You don't drink from morning to night every day? Psh. Amateur.
Shame about all the brats itt. I'd suggest you join the little-known alchie community right here on 4chins, but I'm not ruining it by letting a shitload of whinging kids know about it. If you do ever start hitting the vodka seconds after waking though and want to talk to similarly rekt people, come find us.

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>>733135666
clearly not to myself, my satanically-tripped comrade!
>>733135697
Hey, glad it's SOMEBODY'S morning off, KAAA HA HA! I will drink to your fortune, and I'd smoke inside, but... well, I can't. Have fun, buddy!
>>733135722
I'unno.

>>733135856
You should probably stop drinking from waking up to falling asleep. Withdrawals suck trust me I know but seriously dude.

>>733135997
Dude I hate how you talk. Are you literally autistic?

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>>733135853
me brother could gimme some, but it'd be my first time trying it seriously..
who knows, you folks might hear about it! Moosehead's the good stuff, though.
>>733135856
I will seek the signs, wherever they are. Thanks for the tip.. let's have this next song dedicated to vodka and energy!

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>>733136028
this is why you never stop! c'mon, it ain't rocket science.

oops, forgot the music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4
>>733136079
Why would you think that?

>>733136241
You got cute little stubby fingers

>>733132322
OP's beer is obviously not cold

>>733136355
Because normal people don't talk like you. Fuck it I can't stand these threads all they do is get me frustrated that people like you are content with being so god damn lame.

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>>733136399
huh, never noticed!
>>733136473
well duh, makes it easier to glug!
>>733136552
what the fuck are ya doing here, then? Haven't you got a dissertation about Kierkegarde or some Neil De Grasse Tyson cosmic bullshit to write about, mister Smarty Pants?

E&J VSOP
> because I ran out of whiskey

>>733134972
Is that a plastic bottle? Not that im judging, ive just never seen beer sold in a plastic container

>>733137133
better than whisky imo

>>733136552
Yeah because he isn't normal. The alpha in you wants to kill this beta male. I share that feel.

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>>733137133
Hey, brandy is fine too! either from the jug or in a fine snifter, it's up to you how to enjoy the buzz.

holy shit, BUZZIN'!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0

>>733137322
>inb4 OP took a steel reserve label and slapped it on apple juice

>>733137376
I'm an evan williams guy. I think this VSOP is about the same, just a little more like vanilla and caramel than oak, but definitely much more graceful with oxidation than the evan

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>>733132322

Strike the most intimidating pose you can, please?

>>733132322
I would let a fun fat guy like you fuck me...I have before...I'm cute af and tell me your in the e.bay

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>>733137322
they don't do glass 40's anymore! and frankly, I think it's affected the 'flavor'..
>>733137607
I actually kinda like Williams better the Jack.
>>733137616
Hiya!

Water, because alcohol puts into light my shit life and how I really don't have any hope in this world. I rather live in denial.

>>733137869
that's because jack is overpriced varnish remover. I read somewhere that jack buys heaven hill's used barrels (maker of Evan and some other great bourbons). All evan is aged in new charred barrels, so you get all of the goodies from the wood.

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I have work in an hour (Britfag postal worker) but its my birthday weekend so afterwards I will be going go-karting with friends, heading to my favourite pub that does cheap pint glass cocktails and I will then be drinking..... everything.

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> tastes like ass

>>733137961
I have found that there are 3 types of drinkers in this world
> fun happy drinker
> sad down drinker
> angry drinker

>>733137961
you've clearly never drank alcohol

>>733137869
This is incorrect. Not sure which flyover state you live in but I'm sorry for your loss. OE hurricanes steelies and more all still ship in crates full of glass in the good ol NY

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>>733137961
Fair play to you, honesty is a virtue.
>>733138142
Right?! dammit, Jack is some stinky weirdness, tastes like handfuls of change!
>>733138148
Enough time for a swift half?
>>733138176
ohh don't be a wuss, GET 'EM IN, YA SILLY FUCKER~!

>>733132322
Currently drinking Maneschewitz blackberry because WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ACTUALLY TASTE GOOD!?

>>733138422
A swift half for breakfast would be amazing but I'll save that for tomorrow as a hair of the dog.

>>733132322
What do u think to the new /bant board dude ?
Saw your bread on there last wk

>>733138148
Today is my birthday Mo Fug. Hope yours is good Brü!

ITT: OP is not a faggot. Possibly in a literal sense, but I'm not one to judge

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fuck it, gonna get weird

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>>733138238
I am a miasma of all 3, luckily enough!
>>733138411
Aw! we'll tip away properly when I visit the Big Apple someday.. trust me, you'll recognize the smell of a Texan in a corner store <3

let's drink, you thinkin' folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6AhepWgYg4

>>733138754
Thanks bro, have an excellent one! I turned 36 on Thursday. I think my liver is around 90.

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>>733132322
rate my new ballad you fucks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cn6XlY86fk

i had a bunch of wine and a bit of smoke tonight. drums tomorrow.

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I think it may be obvious what I'm drinking tonight.

>>733138533
Azoy!
>>733138571
Now you're thinkin' my drinkin' language~ let's all meet someday for boozer, how'bout ya?
>>733138601
I've tried, but that place is a bit too undercooked as of yet, best let it be for now and stick to the home soil.
>>733138754
HEPPY BERFDAY, BRUV!!
>>733138774
GAH! that stuff... whoooo boy, cheap and EFFECTIVE!
let's get WEIRD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o58Tw62G7N8

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>>733139108
ooops~ heheeh

>>733139108
I'm always up for a piss-up!

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Aye how's your night going? and I'm drinking some smoothy from sonic

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>>733139360
opps wrong picture sorry

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>>733139213
if I might quote my favorite Series 4000 Divadroid Intl. mechanoid..
Aah.. smug mode.
>>733139423
Ohaaa, delicious! which fruit is in there?x

i love being drunk out in the summer

>>733139577
I don't remember exactly what i got but its taste like it has a lot of citrus in it its pretty good

>>733139577
I loved Red Dwarf. I met Chris Barrie at a con last year. I had to hold myself back from sticking my tongue in his nostril.....

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>>733132322
Again you fat dickhead? wasn't it just a couple weeks ago that I put you in your place? Get the fuck out of here and stop this shit

>>733132322
Fuckin bacardi dragonberry cause that's all I had left.... it's still good shit.

Well, I have to go deliver some post. Have a good night OP.

>>733139837
He's our savior

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>>733139718
reminds of the back porch of my second apartment, right when I picked up smoking and drinking.
Tapping ash into that coffee can, sipping off that tallboy, my beloved cat Zappa snoozing on the kitchen floor next to me..
good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEspxEte8S8
>>733139754
Sweet sweet, sour sweetness!

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Jim beam

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>>733139811
ALSO KNOWN AS BERRY BARRIE!
jesus, that was a fun show, and I'm glad you held onto your self-control! That, Mr Bean, Black Adder, Jeeves and Wooster, Monty Python.. ohhh heck, and HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACSo5xk3dE
>>733139837
bring it on, pissnelke!
>>733139946
If it works, enjoy the sweet taste!
>>733139959
WAIT WAIT! TELL ME HOW TO FIND 62 W. WALLABY STREET, I NEED CHEESE! aww fuck, he's gone..

>>733135233
fuck this guy. Apparently you're not dealing with your problems very well either if raging at people online is any indication of how your week has been going.

Keep it up, OP, I still enjoy seeing you drink fucking diesel oil that is steel reserve every once in a while in your fedora. lmfao.

>inb4 teenager
I'm 24

>>733135432
I kinda like him lol. Super cringey but kinda fun

>>733132322
Glad to see you're still around man.

morning mister drinky man! I see bunta's back again <3
I'm not drinking tonight but I may buy a fifth tomorrow, make some 7 and 7s for the Preakness!

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>>733140665
We are all who we decide to be, internet ain't got any say into that! Glad you're having fun, buddy, I will never stop entertaining~
>>733140740
HAHAHAHAHAHA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U

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>>733140794
Thank you very much, buddy!
>>733140871
heh, he's always nearby~
depending on whether or not I can grab a bus to Carrolton, look for my thread about... 2 hours earlier from now tomorrow-time!

more music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

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>>733132322
I'm about to start drinking my moms dirty ass pussy juice! Nom nom nom!

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But first I need to stick this finger up a kiddies asshole!

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>>733141628
>>733141541

>>733141541
Why do you waste your time here? Always doing the same cancer shit. Make some fucking friends.

>>733141470
Why haven't you been banned yet?
Why haven't you taken your shit to >>>/soc/ yet?

>>733141685
Kek u mad

>>733141685
HOW FUCKING DENSE ARE YOU ITS NOT HIM IDIOT FUCKIN HELL

>>733141684
kek

>>733141735
Amen to this

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those poor, unfortunate souls~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi58pN8W3hY

Holy shit, these threads are the best.
Keep it going brother.

>>733141628
I always thought u were cool dude but fuck u!