I want to get the best absolute high with the little marijuana

Actually is enough for a single joint only. And is a bad bad weed.

>>733087105
Sounds like you need to invest in a vaporizer sometime dude. Decent tabletops go for 160.

As far as edibles yeah they fuck you up, but you need a decent amount to feel anything. Your best bet is just to make some firecrackers. Just google it, shouldnt take more than a half hour to make

>>733087105
If you're asking if you can just eat straight weed and get high the answer is no.

>>733087105
OP you don't have enough to make the canabis butter you would need to actually make edibles.

Look how to make a gravity bong. Best, cheapest way to stretch out you small amount. You probably have half a g. You can make that last a good bit.

You'll definitely get more out of it if you smoke it instead of eating it. Whoever told you to eat it gave you bad advice.

>>733087105
Get a vape. Here's the one I use. It was well worth the price.

>>733087105
just make and a jeeb

Ignore the vape fags (not disagreeing with them, but if you're trying to make a little weed last a long ways, something tells me you aren't trying to spend more money). Either:
1) do snaps with a bong
or
2) make firecrackers

>>733087573
This. It pretty much pulls in all of the smoke so you can get the most out of what you have. All you really need is a pair of scissors, a plastic water bottle (the disposable kind), a piece, a cup, and some water.

>>733087105
I mean you pretty much have two choices: edibles or vaporizer.

>>733087737
But bong would be a bigger waste than vape because you're burning the weed.

Help a bro out.
>>733083449

>>733087798
Also a socket if you can find one. Otherwise use foil. But I wouldn't recommend using foil 24/7 for long periods of time.

>>733087105
No.

>>733087889
Well yeah, but if he doesn't have money for more weed then he doesn't have money for a vape, /b/ro

>>733087105
just make a jeeb you ca>>733087105
>>733087711
n get so high from smoking so lil

>>733088039
Well I was thinking it would be a good investment because it would pay itself off pretty fast if he gets a good one. I guess you're right though.

>>733088129
What would you actually suggest as a good vape, actually, while we're at it. I got a shitty $50 one that broke after two uses and sucked dick, so I've been on the lookout for something better, but not more than ~$150

>Look up a few videos on how to make a gravity bong (geeb).
>acquire the cheap and easy materials.
>Make said geeb
>profit

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>>733087105

Only fags smoke weed.

(guaranteed replies)

so what youre going to want to do is bake the weed in small cookies at 325 degrees for 11 or 10 minutes, no longer or the weed will burn

>>733088265
I used to smoke a lot. Then I grew up and have shit to do. I assume OP is a child since he didn't already know not to eat straight weed lmao

Just looking out for a lil stoner. Children are the futures

>>733088039
Yes, I'm actually have not much money left.

I think that a gravity bong is going to be the best choice, as I don't have many ingredients to make this up, thanks anons.

>>733088129
Vaporizer maybe this year, thanks for the tip b/ro

>>733087105
mainline it

>>733087605
Perfect thanks. I'll shop around for the one in the pic you posted and purchase one. Thanks again.
Faggot

>>733087105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-5a12uIE6E

simple af lmao ayy

>>733087105
Use a GT/Gravity bong, best bang for your buck

>>733088474
And remember, vaping it is so much more healthier than putting smoke in your lungs.

>>733088471
>I used to smoke a lot. Then I grew up and have shit to do

I know them feels

>>733088383
This doesn't work and this guy is retarded

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>roll half of your weed with a little tobacco
>keep the other half for late
>1 joint = 2 or 3 spliffs

>>733088471
>I used to smoke a lot. Then I grew up and have shit to do.

But can't you still smoke sometime? Like after work or on the weekend. Can't imagine you don't get some free time to smoke.

>>733088717
I work 40 hours a week and I take 12 credit hours at school, and I smoke everyday. Don't be a bitch.

>>733088796
>">roll half of your weed with some cancer"
why

>>733088851
Is everything in walking distance for you? Some people need to drive, y'know.

>>733088953
Cig smokers have to be the biggest faggots on the planet

>>733088851
How does it feel being cloudy minded all the time and basically a slave to something that isn't even "addictive" lmao you don't even smoke for fun anymore. You smoke because you have too. Probably smoke cigs on top of that lmao

>>733089085
Lol wut. You can drive high dude, it's nothing. If you're not a retard anyway

ITT: Angsty pot heads try to help out some underage fag with mostly terrible advice.

>P.S. I smoke weed.

>>733089117
I bet you're a vaper.

1. vape weed
2. save avb
3. add avb to yogurt. let sit for 15 min.
4. eat.

you're welcome.

>>733089260
Agreed. Not hard to do lol makes you a more passive driver. Probably safer

>>733089250
LOLOL I smoke because I enjoy getting high. I do things I enjoy. I didn't stop one day when I reached a certain age because I was afriad what people might say. That's dumb. Do what you enjoy, you could walk outside and get smashed by a fucking bus. In your case, I can only hope

>>733087105
if u've only got a bit you might as well make a waterfall bong (2liter bottle, bowl in top, hole bottom, fill water, light bowl, water leaks out causing vacuum, fills bottle with smoke like bong)

Vape is always the best way except bongs when you have enough weed

>>733089260
I never understand how people drive high. I can't drive high at all. I mistake shit for other shit, shadows fuck me up, my vision goes sideways sometimes when I turn, I zone out often, I get lost in thoughts. It just feels incredibly dangerous and I'm not gonna risk other people's lives or my life. To me, it's extremely irresponsible. But it seems like it affects different people differently.

>>733089353
Joints (rarely) but mostly my bong

>>733089268
KEK

>>733089268
Yeah, this thread went down-hill fast.

>>733089503
tolerance my dude, all about that tolerance

also weed seems to have differing effects on ppl, what you're describing sounds like me on LSD not on weed

>>733089503
Yeah, I understand. I know people who aren't comfortable doing it

>chop cannabis
>soak in 1ml lab grade ethanol
>agitate occasionally, allowing to sit for at least 10 minutes
>filter with cotton
>dillute with water to 2ml total volume
>inject intravenously in two seperate 1ml injections

this is the way to get the most of your marijuana

otherwise, you can potentiate with lemon grass or hops, which will allow the active ingredients to cross the blood brain barrier more easily. drink the potentiator as a tea, and allow an hour for it to take effect. then, consume the cannabis by smoking or injecting for fullest effect.

when exhaled, not all of the exhaled breathe is waste. cannabinoids vaporized are not always absorbed when in your lungs. exhale into a bag, and then inhale again to maximize your high. allow yourself oxygen by inhaling 2 clean breathes for every dirty.

remember, edible cannabis requires much more in order for it to get you anywhere. it also has to be decarboxylated and put into oil

>>733089436
Stopped because of drug tests lol my work actually matters. Also keep telling yourself that you fucking sheep.

>>733087105
You actually have to make weed butter

>>733089669
obviously you're still asspained about the fact that you cant smoke and thats why you're lurking in weed threads

>>733089590
Yeah, I've been told that it sounds like a serious psychedelic than weed. But I mean I'm 100% sure what I smoked for months was weed. There's no doubt. And I smoked with my friend those whole times and he did not relate to my experience very well.

>>733089621
Yeah, it really makes me wonder how other people feel on it. For me it's just fucking crazy and I have to be in a good mindset to smoke. If I'm not then I just feel so much worse and all the problems in my life and insecurities come out.

>>733087105
Make a bong out of a vitamin water bottle or a coke bottle and ice tea bottle. It's easy af

>>733088502
DOO IT!

>>733089436
The government wants you to get high because it makes you into even more of a sheep while also making you think you have it all figured it all out. I've never seen something so genious.

>>733089669
>Thinks he has a better job than me
>Currently making $75,000 a year at age 24 fucking with computers
>Get high every night

>Laughinggirls.jpg

>>733088232
hi, just joining this bread
but i snagged the pax3 and so far its been awesome. highly reccomend it. Its pricey though, been eating the already vaped bud to stretch my stash even further lol

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>>733089761
buuurrrnnn

>>733089382
this really works mate?

A bong hit will make you way higher off less weed, cos you don't lose as much thc thru bong as you do thru a joint

>>733089832
I want the Pax 3 so bad. Works with concentrates and bud? Sign me up.

>>733088796
Mixed joints makes me throw up dude, I don't know how people smoke it

>>733089824
Are you legit retarded my guy?

>>733087105
If you're too lazy to bake, you need a rest from the weed for a while you fucking loser

>>733089250
Better than alcohol. Would rather have a conversation with a guy that's high and chilled out than a guy who's drunk, loud, touchy and stupid.

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>>733089955
He must be.

>>733089660
Doesn't the TCH orally transforms in delta-9 THC which is a lot stronger?

>>733089382
Or make a peanut butter smoothie. Hides the abv flavor more

>>733087737
best firecracker recipe?

>>733087105

You will not enjoy eating it. You do not get as high as smoking, and it's easy to mess up.

If you are dead set on eating it, fine, but you'll regret it.

Decarbing the weed may be the most retarded thing I've ever heard, it's not that you do it to 'get higher' or 'activate the weed' - it's done so that the weed gets so dry it turns to dust, thus it is easier to spread in whatever you mix it with.


If you are the type to want the most out of weed, as you appear to want, eating it is not for you. It's more of a body high, not very heady. It last the same amount of time as smoking it, it just is more consistent, whereas smoking starts at one level and slowly decreases, eating stays the same...but it's a really shitty high.

>>733087105
Not sure, you could try extracting the THC with a fatty solvent and idk, spreading it on bread. It'd require heat and, unless you've got a Soxhlet Extractor, manual control, to avoid it getting too saturated and not fully sucking all the THC from the weed.

But Idk, /b/ruh, I'm not a stoner, just into chemistry so it could be horrible kek

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>>733090220
see
>>733088590 or any other of that youtuber's recipes

>>733089831
You say >laughinggirls.jpg ironically right because the only girls around you are your mom and sister.

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>>733087105
>>733087105
>>733087105

Sheep. Every last one of you.

Knife hits, man. Heat up two kinves (the blades, obviously) on a stove burner or with a blowtorch, get a bottle of some kind (it's best if it's a good width) and cut the bottom off (you'll be sucking through this, so consider making a strap that'll keep it on your mouth so you don't have to actually hold it with your mouth. Just have the buds out in a pile, and after the knives are very hot, press one knife down onto the buds and it should stick to the blade, then press the other knife on top of the other side of the stuck buds and it should release the vapor which you'll then suck down using the bottle as a funnel. I wouldn't press out all of the vapor instantly if I were you, so I recommend doing a few smaller, successive breaths so you inhale more air during the hit (you want to use up all the bud on the knives before they cool down). This is because:
1. The smoke doesn't taste good and it's very hot, so you don't want to necessarily suck down a pure cloud of this.
2. Because it all vaporizes very quickly, and because it's very hot, you can pass out from knife hits if you do too much at once, which is very easy and tempting with them.

Be careful to not melt the bottle you're using. No one wants to inhale plastic.

These will destroy you if you did it right. It's an instant rush (which is partially due to the heat of the vapor), and you can get smacked off of very little.

>>733090264
Eh, its not really a shitty high, just much more mellow and therefore isn't worth it to be attempted unless you actually want for a mellow high

I have experimented with edibles a lot, and really at my tolerance level it seems that they are all just really mellow. I have never had the 'mindblowing trip' that some people claim they get from brownies and edibles

Stick it up your ass OP post results

>>733090592
This.

>>733090314
WOW. Good one man lol

>>733090105
I'd rather be a successful, functional alcoholic then a God damn lazy, spaced out refer.

>>733091123
Tell me about your liver and the damage to everyone around you faggot

>>733091217
Also, can't you die from alcohol withdrawals? Alcohol can fuck you up really bad if you get addicted from what I know. With weed, you can just stop lol.

>>733091123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A

>>733091123
>functional alcoholic

lol ok

>>733091217
Doctor says it's the strongest liver he's ever fucking seen. Medically fascinating were his exact words. I'm probably immortal tbh. Damage to everyone around me? Does everyone who drinks around you break shit and ruin lives?

eating mango increases the effects a bit
look it up

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>>733091463
You're close to committing suicide due to your alcoholism, aren't you? Stop now brother, get some help.

>>733091463
Yes :(

>>733091374
Kek I've seen that. Dude dies in the end. Fucking idiot lol if that's youre picture of all alcoholics you people really are dense

>>733089503
dont listen to these assholes, they are probably bunch of american losers who got a laid back job and they are diriving on empty high ways. weed fucks up your reaction time and perception, get in a real traffic like that and your day is fucked, if not your life.

>>733087105
Best edibles

Mix finely ground weed into natural (oil at the top) peanut butter in smallish oven safe bowl

Cook low for a while, don't let it dry out

Drug parts of weed are fat soluable, won't do shit if you eat it unless you cook the oils into a fat base lul

>>733087578

Don't give advice when you have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Edibles last upwards of 8 hours if you do it right.

Fuckin idiot.

Driving drunk is absolutely proven to be safer. Look it up.

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>>733091876
guaranteed replies

>>733091544
I would but I can't get drunk enough at this point to pull the trigger. Functional alcoholic remember?

>>733092060
Sheep, wake up. Read the FACTS!!!

WEED IS BAD FOR YOU

>>733092295
Second this. It is addictive. You're addicted to the high. Gotta have a fucking rip of my bong, bowl, blunt, etc. before I can go anywhere.

Functionally alcoholic. Works all day. Drinks after five and a lil bit more on the weekends. Doesn't exceed. Can hold his liquor. Have a good time, and still get up the next day to complete weekend tasks. Sure, it's bad for you. What isn't?

I just prefer that as supposed to being a dull stoner.

Amphetamines and alcohol. Put some useful shit in your body and stop smoking stuff that bugs fuck on all day.

VAPE WEED ERRYDAY 4:20

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. IT'S A PLANT FFS.

>>733092750

I don't think weed is addictive at all. You just need to do it in moderation, like everything. Once a week, much like alcohol - any more and you're not really planning to be a functional person.

You could reverse it if you wanted, but I don't think you have the will power if you got addicted to something like marijuana. This is coming from someone who's taken prescription opiates for 10 years with no addiction - just don't take the piss and you won't get addicted.

Daily habits are what cause addictions - the item doesn't even have to be addictive.

>>733092750
It can be addictive, but is harder than alcohol.

Plus it wont fuck up your liver, and it wont make you beat up your family.

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>>733087976
Dude I just use a bowl piece for mine.

>>733091766
whatever dude, im a brit and i can drive high fine, it even helps most of the time because it lets me get into the flow of the road better. It affects people differently, but if you actually feel fucked up then obviously dont try to drive

>>733091766
>Driving in traffic is hard

You sound like my gf. Are you a woman?

>>733092750
Useful shit KEK
10/10 would read again

>>733091766
Nigga i drive traffic high in the 4th largest city in the us

>>733089802
Its all about tolerance.
After not smoking for a loong time, i get super high, and the feeling would sound insane if I told about it to the me that smoked daily. Longer breaks = better highs.

>>733087976
>I wouldn't recommend using foil 24/7 for long periods of time
I did once. I used foil on a gb every day for like six months at a point when I was pretty depressed and didn't care about my health at all. I wasn't using it all day long though.

I know people say that "having higher level of aluminum in the brain is linked to Alzheimer's" but there is no reason to believe that inhaling it would even cause it to end up in your brain. There's a blood-brain barrier for a reason. I can also say that after using the same piece of foil a few times, it gets caked with a thick layer of resin and ash that builds up so much you have to scrape it off. I actually preferred to use the same piece over and over again because it seemed sensible that the resin would prevent any kind of outgasing of volatiles from the foil, and that a piece that had been heated many times already would have less stuff on the surface to "burn off" in the first place.

I wouldn't recommend it though. It's nasty and says "I'm too cheap and care too little about myself to have nice things." If you are in as bad a place as that, your first priority is getting your shit fixed, not smoking weed.

>>733087105
You have to activate it by cooking it. Just smoke it.

>>733094084
This is nonsense. You realize this? Addiction has nothing to do, with the drug. Idiots get addicted experimental canibinoids. Are your parents addicts or alcoholics? Grandparents?

>>733089503
It does affect people differently.

I am a better driver on with a little weed in me because I am hyperactive otherwise.

I can actually concentrate on the act of driving better, without distraction.

If I'm sober I always drive faster and more aggressive.

>>733091845
You can't make edibles with less than a gram anon, you need at least a 1/4 to make it worth your time to extract.

>>733097839
Yeah same here.

When sober I wanna run dumb asses of the road, but after like one puff, it's all good and chill.

Guys, can you help an anon out? I just started smoking weed, and usually one blunt a day fucks me up (half in the morning, the other the night) . When should I take my first tolerance break?

My friend stopped smoking weed so that means I can't smoke now. It fucking sucks dick

Hello B

How many hits from a bong can I take to get maximum stoned without puking or anything? Normally I do like one or two bowls and then I hit my vape over like 2 hours.

I have some nice high quality stuff and some not so great stuff.

make a lung

>>733097890

Fuck that - grind it and put it in a muffin recipe. You'll get high.

>>733098588

Once a week my dude

>>733099679
Once a week......? Who the fuck only smokes weed once a week?

Gravity Bong Rips. Eat a couple mangos about an hour before hand. Be well hydrated, enjoy.

>>733100396
I smoke like 3 times a year. I used to burn like my body weight in it before I quit. Now just occasionally for vaycay fuck sessions.

>>733087362
Good suggestion. You only need to use a small amount and you use way more of the flower. Either that or wait later on in the day to smoke and segment out little bits for yourself Day by day

>>733091463
Yeah man. Drunks are the worst. They say the most evil shit and wake up the next day and forgot it happened

>>733091123
>Successful functioning alcoholic
Shiggy diggy my niggy

>>733091766
If you can't do it then don't do it. But don't assume everyone else who can do it on ghost highways that's retard logic

>>733099492
that's wasting weed. Weed he doesn't have. He said best high from an L not spergeist

>>733091876
Not for the people you crash into dumbshit

>>733092750
I quit smoking easily for a hair test. You just stop. cousin tried to stop drinking and went to the hospital from the withdrawal symptoms. Couldn't even sign his own name. Drunks are the worst to be around they have no idea what's going on or how retarded they're acting

>>733094206
Alcoholism is considered a disease. Damn

>>733097309
Nigger he's not smoking almonds. You need the thc to bind to fats before it can be digested.

>>733087573
This. Make a waterfall tho. Google a waterfall, i smoke expensive ass big dabs and a waterfall is still probably the craziest way to smoke for me. Pack a flake of weed with a plug nug

>>733098588
Start smoking from glass and you can wait even longer before needing to take a tolerance break. Any time you want just stop for a week and on the final day the smallest amount with feel amazing again

>>733099027
Changing between the two often will give you a better high. So switch back and forth to keep climbing. I can keep hitting the bong all day but I've found that hot boxing relatively small amounts will get me to a great high no matter my tolerance

>>733087362
>As far as edibles yeah they fuck you up, but you need a decent amount to feel anything

I've had decent success infusing a gram or two into a tablespoon of butter and blending it up with coffee.

Not gonna take you to outer space or anything but it did the trick.

>>733100396
Huamns

>>733087105
I don't generally use intoxicants, but a friend of mine who smokes an ounce a day gave me a big shopping bag full of shake and told me to do what I wanted with it because he'd have to smoke the whole bag to get anything off it. I put the bag in the cupboard and forgot about it.

Then one day I was making a big batch of soup and it was a bit bland, so I went through the cupboards looking for anything I could use to give it some zing. I found the bag of shake and decided to dump in the whole thing. I let it simmer for an hour or so, then had a few spoonfuls and waited a minute or two to see what would happen. When nothing did, I figured it was too weak to do anything and ate two large bowls.

Thirty minutes later I was so utterly ripped out of my mind that I could barely stand. All I could see was bright primary colours, zig-zag herringbone patterns everywhere, and flickering periods of blackout. I ended up collapsing unconscious. I woke up 16 hours later and I was STILL stoned out of my head.

So yeah, you can stick it in just about anything.

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>>733087105
The best possible way for you to take it is as a suppository, anon.

>>733088537
lel same