>26 yo >penis looks like this >balding af >never

You got money?

>>733085721
Get rich faggot

work out and embrace your baldness, it's not like its gonna go away.

I got porn-star class penis. First got laid when 29, then when 33, than when 34. I got sex no more than 20 times. I am now 38 and it' friday evening and I am alone browsing 4chan drinking wine.

And you know what? I will keep living, because I like it. I am not my penis nor my sex life. I am human, I am more than that. Whole nature can just fuck off. I am above it.

>>733085721
This reminds me of your dick

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>>733085721
Coming from a guy who can get women.

Girls are not very important. Achieving your life goals is.

Get an education, get a good job, have a decent house and living. You'll find someone who wants you for the stability if not for penis size. Trust me mate.

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>>733086066
forgot pic

Cease your existence

>>733085721
Looks like you have around an average sized dick hidden in a mountain of fat. Lose weight, embrace baldness, you'll be fine.

>>733086082
Agree with this guy, although I have a normal dick. I use to be obsessed with getting female attention. It was only when I focused on my own goals that girls gave me the attention I desired.

>>733086082
underrated post

>>733086082
thumbs up for this anon!

>>733085721
ghost you? like the movie ghost where swayze holds his women lovingly from behind? props bro

>>733085721
huek, this is what my dick looks like after half a g of columbian gotta go fast powder, any amount of mandy, double my daily ritalin dose or some amphet

so in some ways I can feel your pain, recently had a sexless foursome as a result, but hey I made use of what I had and it was great so I'm counting it

>>733086082
This is so true. I got a job, lost weight, and it so happens, this girl that I was crushing on at work is starting to show me attention. According to my friend, she's at least down to be fwb.

Get your life together, and everything else will fall into place.

>>733085721
Kinda gay question but can you wank?
And is it challenging

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>>733086048
Now imagine all this happening with small china penis and you have OP

>>733085721
Pic of you hard?

Don't kill yourself yet remember justice league doesn't come out till november

>>733088324
yes, and it is challenging to fap but not because of size (because it grows) but because of depression
>>733089025
can't get hard rn
>>733089131
i don't like justice league

Fuck bro. That is hardcore. I feel your pain when it comes to balding. My face is littererly a 9 but every time I go to a hair dresser and they don't cut it fucking perfectly then I end up looking like a 2 or 3. My dick is avg tho and I'm not worried about. All women are complete trash and utter whores. wanted to kill my self many times. I can't say bro... Just mabye get some good weed and try enjoy some music or watch some doc's.

>>733088776
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeee

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>>733089942
if your face is a 9 just shave your head bro, go full jason statham/ bruce willis

my face is already fucking 1/10. and i can't fucking grow a beard or have a decent haircut to hide my hideousness. it's like god was like "how much suffering can i inflict on a white middle class male"

honestly not thinking about it is the best thing. Me, I couldn't even get erect the first times I tried sex, I thought I was too small. I didn't exactly regain confidence: it was just followed by a very busy period of my life, kinda forgot about what internet tells you about average dick size, have now cutie short haired girlfriend, still unhappy because I can't into research

>>733085721
ALL women are whores. Be glad you haven't had to go through the drama they bring to your life. Females are overrated. You're not missing anything. Any reason to keep living? Yeah... FREEDOM. Be glad you're alone. You can focus on yourself and not waste years of your life on heartless whores. Smile, and be glad my friend.

>>733090504
that's easy for you to say, having been able to interact with girls

>pushing your dick inside you for /b/ memes
lmao

Take it out.

10/10 would suck

>>733092006
i didn't do that. it retracts by itself

>>733092164
boy or girl

>>733089495
>can't get ha---
shut the fuck up and do it my curiosity is peaked

>>733085721
Dude. Seriously. Become the baby dick brawler. Its your destiny.

>>733092361
can only get it semi rn
>>733092470
i don't know what this means
>>733092567
what is this in response to

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>>733093316
>can only get it semi rn
JUST FUCKING DO IT THIS IS THE ONE TIME SOMEONE HAS ASKED TO SEE YOUR MEAT STOP WASTING IT

>>733090504
This
Trust me this guy is correct

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>>733093453

>>733085721
get fit, it will be better than dying

>>733094373
This you op? If so don't worry. I'm very similar to you and some girls even have been fascinated with the extreme growth from flaccid to erect.

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>>733094373
Okay so what are you complaining about I'd suck that in a heartbeat, if anyone is skrrting you because they don't like how it looks when it's soft then... fucking their loss dude
Not even kidding do you have a kik or something

>>733094758
yes it is, look at the blanket

girls won't even hug me, feels bad

Your pic looks like a penis only smaller op

>>733086098
Faggot retard. Kys you dumb fucking liberal nigger feminist

>>733095024
Well it has nothing to do with your dick. It doesn't affect them, only you it seems. Get a short haircut or shave it completely and get fit. Pursue your goals and don't worry about stuff like this.

>>733094977
are you a boy? i almost don't even care anymore. i do have a kik, post yours and i'll add you

>>733095144
i know it makes me want to die

>>733095612
dont kill urself op. be a man and live thru it

>>733085721
get this faggy shit off of b ffs

>>733095612
Yeah I'm a guy, if you aren't like I get it

>>733096190
*if you aren't like that
Also
Kik: Gay_Niggerfaggot

>>733094373
>Size
Nothing wrong with that dick

>Balding
Shave head. Works for me. Women love it.

Own who you are, OP.

>>733085721
Kys
Do you really want to spread those genes?

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18 y old good looking virgin here lol

>>733095249
Nigger

>>733095612
Gay_Niggerfaggot

>>733085721
Enumerate them, come on OP

>>733097029
i added you

>>733097562
he did in the OP you illiterate bastard

>>733098254
No you piece of shit he said that he had multiple reasons and in the OP he only stated 3 of them read again you imbecile

>>733098675
>3 isn't multiple

>>733085721
Do steroids: either get them online or talk to an endocrinologist. Also, consider getting a dick pump. Also, focus on your health and social skills--be the best version of yourself and you'll find a girl who will like you for you and not your penis

>>733085721
Are you a luthier?

>>733099274
No it's not. It's assumable that there are many other reasons. You dumb fuck.

>>733099414
>>733085721
This, also it looks like it could grow a few inches - should be enough for intercourse... so don`t worry about that. It´s all about your confidence. see a doctor about your mental health and engage in hobbys that you can share with others or find new stuff, like dancing or community work. It might be a long road until you feel better but it`s worth the effort and you might actually enjoy living on this weird planet.
good luck pal

>>733092006
>Against my insides, and with a might force of will, >take the little of my dick inside of her out.

>>733099700
sup chris

no i'm not a luthier but i do work on my own guitars

>>733085721
>girls always ghost me
Meaning, they don't see you?

>>733101715
i send messages, they ignore it indefinitely

>>733099824
there are many other reasons.
>ugly
>fat
>26
>hkv
>joint problems
>balding
>shitty teeth
>need 100's of thousands of surgery just to be below average
>shrek nose
that's just appearance
>insecure
>anxiety
>depression
could think of more

>>733102365
Holy shit OP be an hero or move to the loneliness of nature

>>733089942

That's retarded logic.

If a guy has a 9 face then no matter what his hair looks like he would never go below a 7. Seriously, he could have literal turds on his head and he wouldn't look like a 3, he would look like a 7 with a turd on his head.

You're stupid, either you aren't anywhere near a 9, and you have some autistic delusions. Or you are a 9 and are so fucked in the head you think your hair matters even slightly.

>>733085721
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN ABORT ABORT!!!!!

>>733085721

Nice clit

>>733103624
?

>>733103251
this

>>733085721
face so we can judge