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Dude added this selfie to his girlfriend's Snapchat story.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dude added this selfie to his girlfriend's Snapchat story. Do what you want with this info. Also, general douchebag thread
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>>733074610
Dubs decides what I say.
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Ask your girl how my dick taste
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Say you're girlfriend likes nigger dick
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Say your girlfriend cheats on you every other day you fat cuck
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Getting a tattoo on your arm doesn't automatically put muscle on it fatty
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ill dump pics of my ex if someone fucks with him, text or call
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Wake her up and tell her you killed yourself.
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How does it feel being a cuck? Knowing that when you aren't there she's fucking me and my friends? That she hates you and uses you like the bitch you are. You ain't shit. You are another insecure pussy, that is too stupid to see that you are a true beta bitch.
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Any personal info on him I can use to fuck with him?
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>>733074981
Tell him his girlfriends butthole tastes like his grandmas pussy
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Let's see if he takes the bait
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>>733076220
His name is David, her name is Megan or just Meg. Live in Mount Clemens, Michigan. He's a giant douche with major trust issues.
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He took it
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>>733076636
Anon delivers!!!!!!!!!
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>>733076266
Winrar?
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>>733076636
I remember when I was this immature.. Agh, at a certain age when you can do serious jail time you stop doing stuff like that haha
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>>733076636
Why don't you go fight him now ? In the end you're the cuck who hides
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>>733076753
For texting someone? How so?
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>>733076908
keeeeeeeek
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>>733076908
anon you are doing gods work.
include me in the caption
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>>733076266
He tried calling me. Shame I'm at work
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>>733077000
first 66 dubs now trips wonder if this post is quads
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>>733074610
ITT: dudes that are secretly in love w meg
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>>733075955
So... we getting nudez???
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someone get his details please
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>>733076908
I like where this is going.
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>>733077033
Thanks anon made my day <3
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>>733077000
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>>733076908
enjoying this anon, thank you, post more
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guys the thing is, all this frustration has to go somewhere and now that we're planted the seed he will doubt his girlfriend and eventually resent her. This may lead to her getting the fall out kek
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>>733077033
>>733076908
guys invite him to join you next time yyou guys go "fuck" her both say the same place and the same time but dont talk about eachother , just say its a orgy and he will freak out
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Out of the shitter so I'll be slowing down
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>>733077232
This
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>>733076908
>>733077033
Godspeed anon. Godspeed
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>>733077298
Prepare to be backtraced OP
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>>733077298
dw OP we will stand by your side
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>>733077232
guys this!
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The best part is he thinks all these people are getting his number from her Snapchat.
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Just be nice
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ANON HAS AN IDEA
talk to the guy claim his gf is cheating and pretend like you didnt know and thought it was fucked up. tell him she makes you delete the texts all the time and only calls from a different number. tell him next time she invites him over that youll text him and he can catch her in the act.
>slowly fuck with his metal state
>paranoia
>randomly text him in a few days saying go home now and look through window
>sees nothing
>gf gets pissed at him for the lack of trust
>breakup??
All in the name of kek of course.
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Assuming she's texting me now
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>>733077539
>>733077530
that guy is onto something
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>>733077530
this has potential
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what is the previous thread for this?
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>>733077123
>keeeek
fucking faggot
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>>733077530
reminds me of old /b/
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>>733077530
He's onto something guys
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>>733077530
only sensible idea
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Not OP

thats a michigan number
OP tell me more im right next to macomb county

> t. Oakland Countyfag turned livingston countyfag
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>>733077530
fucking kek if this happens make a groupchat on kik please i want to see this unfold
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Honestly all you have to say is something like hey man look I got your number from her Snapchat, we've been fucking around I didn't know she had a dude so you should dump that hoe
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>>733075708
too cringe
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>>733077530
yeah dude lets fuck his metal state
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>>733077530
This. Great idea.
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>>733077530
how do people come up with shit like this
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>>733077775
how the fuck do pieces of shit like this get married
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>>733077748
Only thing I know about him personally is he lives in Mount Clemens and used to live in Port Huron
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Is this dude for real
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>>733077780
This right here. It's the easiest way to fuck with him and requires no coordination on our part, other than changing up what is said, and an unlimited amount of people can participate
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>>733077973
Millennials.
The generation that actually will go backwards.
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>Answer bitch say that shit to me not throu text
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>>733077530
Might be too late for that but I'm working on the new number that texted me
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>>733077539
1000 keks
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>>733078025
im a millenial and i tell you they better nuke the planet cause we are fuckd
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>>733077780
this
heres a draft
"hey man im just fucking with you, i got her number from sc and i didnt know she had a boyfriend we've been doing shit for a while thought you should know bro, peace"
tailored to his neanderthal speech
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>>733074610
Same area code as me kek
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Too lazy to crop number
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The kid even called me to let me personally know that he'll be beating my ass and even knows where I live
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>>733078177
Fight his ass
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Free jay and free Cece
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>>733077298
>>733077396
CONSEQUENCES
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>>733078245
>Tells him he's from Florida
>Point is to act like you're local and fucking his gf
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>>733078294
if my girlfriend ever tried any cringy shit like this id be gone quicker than i cum
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>>733078245
>hideing

Makes sense.
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>>733078294
Fucking thank you anon
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>>733078370
He's right you know
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>>733078401
highest of kek
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>>733078323
They weren't the same. So many tragedy and consequences for those two.
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>make him say fucked up things about his gf by accident
>send all shit to his gf
>profit
maybe try to send him a pic of a better looking girl and be like 'my gf looks so much better than yours, dare to argue?' idk just a dumb idea
i mean it's not hard to find a better looking girl than this fucking whaler
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>>733078401
Lmao
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I'M IN
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>>733078499
Lel well done also chekt
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>>733078499
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>733078499
That's like when you succeed on a fallout speech check hahahaha
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You guys need to settle down I don't think this wigga is fucking around, he will track you down and scrap you into oblivion. I hear he is the reincarnation of tupac.
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>>733078499
see this is the kinda shit that can happen when we dont have faggots screaming nypa anyone posts anything remotely personal about anyone
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>>733077530
Now DAT iz NEM-BRUTAL
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>>733078499
checked
>I'M IN
kek
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>>733078499
Yesss.
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>>733077033
Omfg send him the "say that to my face not online meme"
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>>733078401
lmfao
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>>733075955
dump pics now
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Why doesn't someone call him and record it for the lolz?
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>>733078599
>implying 2pac is dead
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>>733077780
This!

Y'all making it too complicated
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OH SHUT SHE KNOWS!
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>>733078678
Lole
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>>733078677
THIS PLEASE
WE CAN CEMENT HIM AS A MEME AND A LIVING LEGEND
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>>733078740
This is really cringey
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>>733078740
What u guys think.?
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>>733078740
>David Lanksy
>I went to school with this faggot
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>>733076962
Think he meant fighting
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>>733078740
this thread gave me cancer
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>>733078740
Aww fuck
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>>733078499
fucking kek include me in screencap
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>>733078812
It will be hard to break them up now. Call him, record for the lulz.
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>>733076908
>I'm gonna find out who you are
>Who are you?
Dumbshit.
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>>733078877
youre losing it
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>>733078859
Total pleb amiright?
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>>733078599
yeah fat boy cant swim to the uk so im good fam
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>>733078499
Bravo sir!
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>>733078677
This, please.
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>>733078740
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This thread was good while it lasted.
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>>733078740
1 in the morning? like what the fuck that fucked my mind.

Does she mean 1 afternoon or past midnight?
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>>733078859
stories?
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>>733078928
Yeah, he was the one faggot in class that thought he was cool but everyone else wanted him to be suffocated. He masturbated in the library once and got caught. kek
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>>733077900
OP here. They aren't married. They are just "that" couple
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Hahahaha this is fucken gold. Well done anons, well done
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>>733079041
1 in the morning means after midnight ya egg
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>>733074610
He told me she was a virgin. Little cuck can't even get no pussy for himself. Lol
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>>733079006
This got pretty gay. Not really funny
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>>733078623
NYPA NNIGGA
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>>733078926
If l talk white trash enough, they'll believe anything
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>>733079106
Well i mean, it's not really in the morning.
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>>733079006
Ahhh you lost it. You didn't sound so convincing. You need pictures with good Photoshop, if that.
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>>733079133
M Y F U C K I N G S I D E S
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>>733079146
Refer to my next image. I have to talk white trash and actually convince them it's real. I want results
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>>733079060
Somebody text him about the library fapping
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>>733079154
go full white trash, tell them she only texts you on a different number
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>>733079161
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>>733077900
I'm guessing not married just being stupid fucks and setting their relationship status to that on fb
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>>733079228
This
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>>733079041
1pm
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>>733079154
Dude what are you doing
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>>733077973
Hahahah fuck
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>>733079133
ded
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>>733079309
1pm in the morning
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>>733078883
this srsly i'm off to get chemo now
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>>733079154
why you do this
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>>733079347
Attempting to ruin a relationship
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Library you say?
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>>733079443
good post, dude
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>>733077775
A guy doing snap filters? He seems/looks tough. Better leave this one alone guys...
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>>733078499
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>>733079154
Are you autistic? What was your plan?
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>>733079478
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How is no one going to call him out on talking like a nigger?
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>>733079478
Well done anon
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>>733079478
oh god
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>>733079504
>.jpg.cf.jpg

everything in this thread is making me fucking laugh at this point what the fuck im running out of fucking reaction images
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>>733079401
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>>733079401
Owe shiiieet.
Yeah I meant 1am

>inb4 noyoufuckingdidntyoufuckingfaggotthenwhydidyousayfaggotfaggotfaggot
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>>733078236
>Anonymoose

Kek
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>>733079504
I mean the guy is an obvious fag but in that picture it's not him doing the filter, it's his girlfriend.
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>>733079599
lmao was thinking the same
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>>733079517
I literally told the guy she was cheating and he could smell it on her tainted asshole. This didn't get serious until after there was no chance of any evolved life form buying it and now look where I have them.
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Why hasn't anyone called the fucker yet and dumped the recording.
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>>733079599
DETROIT WHITE >/= Nigger anyway
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>>733079478
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>>733078323
They will never be the same
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>>733079478
Dude, he called his GF a virgin and you're not laughing at him for not fucking her yet?

Like I realise the cuck shit is kinda funny, but he literally gave you a goldmine that he can't even dismiss as some random arsehole being an arsehole
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>>733079793
one thing at a time
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:):(:P:100:
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>>733078901
I already called him. he said he was at work and hung up.
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>>733078642
Diddily?
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>>733078877
Faggot. Gtfo before you ruin this...
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>>733079874
Look at all those fucking emojis.

What a raging faggot
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>>733079478
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>>733079793
Ask and you shall receive.
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>>733076908
Lovin this anon my sides are coming apart
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>>733079874
Golpher lookin azz
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Okay I need a plan of attack. The new person is one of her friends and is defending her. Thinking of screenshotting texts and sending them to David.
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>>733079995
Lol
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>>733079995
Almost quads
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>>733077900
ITT beta fags mad they can't get girls so they trash on someone who can. Well memed cucks.
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>>733080065
Kek well done ol chap. Bravo
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>>733080065
>iron head

Nice name hahahahahh
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>>733079995
sheeeeeiiiiiit bro
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>>733080101
I can't win them all Anon...
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>>733080132
Found lanky
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>>733079161
Your autism is showing
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>>733079924
I'm the one making this happen faggot
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>>733079677
It's up there tho. I wouldn't let that shit fly, and I did 9/11. Just food for thought anon...
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Someone PLEASE shoop a dick in her mouth and post.
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>>733080210
>i wouldnt let that shit fly, and i did 9/11

fuck off
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>>733080268
FUCKING THIS
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>>733080132
Awful bait.
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>>733080210
Anon fuck off. I've seen you around posting pics of Dubya all over the place lately. I will fucking kill you
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If dubs everyone calls him or his work until he loses his shit or gets fired
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>>733080306
Lately? Must be new here...
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If she is cheating, you gays are actually doing him a favour
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He replied.
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>>733080306
Jeremy barker Wichita ks come at me bro.
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>>733080394
Na you know I'm right. You've been posting the same ones you shitdick!
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i'll shop a cock in her mouth, someone post me a pic of her
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>>733080453
Do it
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>>733077298
>that tumblr notification
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>>733080446
Shit b8 mVIII
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>>733080406
>you gays
fuc u bich
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>>733080426
lol detroit hustle
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>>733080452
>posting
>shitposting

Ftfy
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>>733080521
Sheeeit good eye
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>>733080554
Dubya was a good man
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Let us not lose sight here guys. This isn't about me...
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>>733080453
Shop it post it and I will send it
>>733080426
>>733079995
>>733079478
>>733079133
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>>733080536
Well spotted eagle eyes,
Thou shall not be dismayed
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>>733079874
he should go be an hero
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>>733080521
Use it for open. Amature blogs are great for watching girls fuck themselves with brushes and shit
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>>733080502
I need a pic of her
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>>733080648
New end game?
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>>733080686
Someone give this anon a pic of her
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>>733079995
oh fucking kek
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>>733080596
met him once. can confirm
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>>733080596
Ty anon.
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>>733080740
Did u really?
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She only has like 3 pics on her facebook, and it looks like her facebook is only a month or two old. Unless you go pick one out of the videos shes posted, y'all are shit out of luck.
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>>733080453
Haha yea. Post it in the fb comments
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>>733080807
Please post them so I can shop her doing something lascivious
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>>733080807
Then shoop a dick in HIS mouth! Ba-zinga
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Send this to him, it's a pic of his dad
>can confirm
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>>733080790
>Fool me once, shame on me.... Fool me again.... Well you ain't gonna fool me again.

His speech outtakes are the best. Also him getting super pissed at Matt Lauer is gr8
>>
I almost felt sorry for him, then I saw that he vapes... unless the dogs of war.
Fuck him.
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>he gets suspicious
>she denies it
>he gets mad/jealous
>kills her
>/b/ just sacrificed a virgin
>>
>>733080884
Fucking lol his pops looks like a choad
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>>733080807
More like only a 2 weeks old... Here's the one she used for profile. Really only one.
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>>733080871
>pic related
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>>733080394
>filename tho
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>>733080919
This is best possible outcome. As long as we don't have any white Knight faggots we could drag this out for hours
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>>733080924
Thanks, going to shop a cock now. Will try to blend the hues and contrast as best I can under time constraints (working) Be back soon
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>>733080919
Is that... From the TV show..? Nice.
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>>733080919
This is the /b/ I know and love
>>
Is OP kill
>>
>>733080884
Jesus fucking Christ he looks like just as much of a douchebag
Is it genetic? Multigenerational?
>>
His name is jaden son
>>
Guys don't rush it.
Someone add her on instagram (or snapchat)
Take a screenshot of one of her stories.
Wait about 3 days, then shoop it. It will show up that you've screenshotted it, but it doesn't fucking matter. It's obvious if you get one off her facebook, the poor guy has probably every picture of her plastered in his room.
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>>733080924
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>>733081068
>wait 3 days

Anon plz
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>>733080802
Yea, I was big into a club in HS that sent it's state officers to meet the prez every year. He was supposed to talk to us for ~15 min but stayed for over an hour and answered any question we asked him and shook all of our hands. He even answered the pissed off Louisiana skank's questions about hurricane Katrina. Pretty smart and articulate when he's not on a teleprompter
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>>733081101
Kekd mildly
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>>733081101
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>>733081068
We want lulz and we want them now dammit
>>
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>>733080807
OP here. This is her old fb
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>>733081158
That's awesome. I wish I could've met him. Was the whore from LA like Y'ALL BROKE DA LEVEES I KNOW Y'ALL DID LIL WAYNE TOLD ME.

Also What'd you ask him?
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This went to shit pretty quick. Giving up and heading back to work
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we need to find her bebo or myspace or someshit and pretend you been fucking for 20years
>>
>>733078245
Make fun of his spelling.
>>
>>733081255
Are you really that jealous of him?
>>
>>733080849
Here's a possibly usable one I snapped out of a video she had posted.
>>
Anyone willing to tribute Megan and send the pic to Dirty David?
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>>733081354
Do it black dick I've been niggering over here the whole time.>>733081354
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>>733081410
kek
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This is good ol' 4 chan my dudes
>>
>>733079695
good point
>>
>>733076636
Bahahahahahahahahaha
>>733076753
Gas yourself nigger
>>
>>733081327
Hehe
>>
>>733081030
>>733081464
Keep your knickers dry until the big guys hard,
K?
>>
>>733076753
Dude shut the fuck up
>>
>>733081354
Make it GOOD AND BLACK AND VEINY
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>>733076753
shut it fag reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
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>>733076753
Nigga im 33 fuck da police. zero fucks givin queer.
>>
What's going on y'all where is everyone
>>
>>733081846

Nigga Paul still here on his iPad waiting for nigger dick in skanks hand
>>
>>733081846
hoe too faithful I guess, not replying.
>>
>>733081101
Top fucking kek
>>
>>733081782
>>733081752
>>733081605
>>733081541
samefag
>>
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>>733081923
Kys
>>
>>733081541
>>733081605
>>733081752
>>733081782
You fucking normies, he's obviously talking about the boyfriends proposal to 'scrap'. When you turn 18, you learn that is now referred to by the court system as 'assault'. Fucking understand context before going full reeeeeeetard.
>>
>>733081257
This was pretty soon after it so she was asking why he didn't land and how insensitive and all that shit. He explained that if the president (or VP or whoever) lands then they have to secure the area and have local police and medics on standby for him. He said that the civil servants were taxed/busy enough with the disaster and didn't want to take any of their time away from helping. I honestly can't remember what I asked him, something about rights and he basically said what I expected him too, so nothing cool or special. Also the white house is gotty as fuck inside; everything is that shitty fake 70's 'gold' plating and its super hot in there. Some girl from Alaska passed out during it from the heat
>>
>>733081986
Fuck off mate
>>
>>733081992
THE PREZIDENT FLEW OVA, AND HE AIN'T EVEN LAAAND
>>
>>733081101
Fucking Savage
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>>733081923

Nope
>>
>>733081986
Is this what you tell yourself so you don't feel like a total pussy?
>>
>>733081992
Yeah I've been inside its pretty tacky. Thank Jackie O for that lel
>>
>>733081986
silence degenerate fag you doen't understand the autism of 4chan
>>
>>733082024
"Euhhue I made a mistake and punched my teammate. Better just continue to go full retard so he thinks I'm just edgy"
>>
>>733079874
Somebody tell him matthew has been running around fucking his girl behind his back.
Lets get in his head
>>
>>733082117
Probably. He sounds like just as big a cuck as the faggot we trolling
>>
>>733082071
>>733081966
>Gettin' b8'd
>>
please vote

http://www.anonvote.com/poll/e545891o
>>
>>733082157
This

>>733082143
w0t
>>
>>733079133
>keep on giving
Kek
>>
>>733081354
What's her tattoo say?
>>
>>733081327
Haha
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His grill is hott, tho
>>
You all need to grow up and do something with you life
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>>733082298
>>
>>733082217
His name, I think
>>
>>733082298
Says the faggot lurking in a 4chan thread...

Shut the fuck up.
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>>733078401
My fucking sides
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>>733082298
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8
>>
>>733082298
we're trying
>>
>>733082270
someone explain the log meme, tried to ignore it but curious now
>>
>>733078579
Fucking This YES!
>>
>>733081966
Tripfag piece of shit nobody cares
Can we get davids address please
>>
>>733082298
Kill yourself faggot
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>>733082151
That's exactly what happened,
nice analogy

(Srs)
>>
>>733082298
Bitch I'm at work right now. Getting paid to /b/.
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Photoshop a dick in so he thinks she's fucking someone while he's at work
>>
>>733081101
kek
>>
>>733076908
PUT
ME
IN
THE
FUCKING
SCREEN
CAP
>>
>>733082462
Boop
>>
>>733082430
Tripfag?
>>
>>733082462
Do we know where he works...and do we have a number. I'll straight get all niggery on the phone about how he a racist piece of shit and called me a nigger
>>
>>733082520
Dont put him in the screencap
>>
We gon need a new thread lads
>>
>>733082577
Ikr I hate people who say that shit
>>
>>733082600
check'd
>>
>>733082582
Start one nigga
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>>733082547
>newfriend
Hi little guy
>>
>>733082636
Can't I'm on clover
>>
>>733082676
I know what a tripfag is but I'm not one
>>
>>733082548
His # is (586)-229-3621
>>
Anyone local near this guy?

Someone go find a pay phone. Call 911. Say you are a friend of his, and that he sent you a message saying he was gonna shoot up his work because he found out one of his coworkers was banging his wife.
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>>733082691
Uhhhhh
Hello?
>>
>>733082356
OMG Nooo they've been together for a few months
>>
>>733082801
>payphone

Nigga, is this 1989?
>>
>>733082784
Nigga I know his number I'm the iPad guy. I want his work number so I can fuck with his boss and tell him he called me a nigger and now I'm triggered and filing hate crime charges.
>>
>>733082831
Doesn't let me for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>733082719
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>>733082858
Don't be dense
>>
>>733082858
It's because it's less traceable than a mobile, brainlet
>>
>>733082858
Nigga they still have payphones why you think those gas stations still sell those beaner call mexico cards. Fucking open your eyes faggot.
>>
>>733080230
kek
>>
>>733082935
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>
>>733082897
He's a chef at Wendy's and makes $8.75 an hour
>>
>>733082991
Kek
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>>733082957
I guess I don't live in the poor side of town.
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>>733082801
>>
Here's a pic of her mom if anyone wants to take a crack at it lul
>>
You guys are so dumb lmao
>>
>>733082991
Okay so whats the fucking number
>>
>>733083042
Dawn Schalk
>>
Don't fucking bring my mom into this. That's so fucked up.
>>
>>733083043
/b/8?
>>
>>733082383
Nothing to explain, forced meme by a half dozen teenagers
>>
>>733083048
313
867
5309
>>
You can mess with me but leave my mom out of it
>>
>>733083111
check'd
>>
>>733083042

She looks like one of those giant water buffalo looking things the sandpeople ride around on in Star Wars.
>>
>>733083111
trips confirms
>>
>>733077298
>saying nigga
>probably from Maine or some other white ass state
Literally the easiest way to spot someone who couldn't throw hands if someone threw them for him.
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>>733083156
TY

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