You have 10 seconds to justify why you aren't growing a

I'm 18 and my beardgrowth hasn't quite gotten up to speed yet.

>>733058553
I've had a full beard for the last thirty years

>>733058614
I'm 19 and have the same problem

Cause army.

I am currently unable to grow a beard.
Best I can do is a few patches of hair on my neck.

Cause firefighter

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I work weekends as a naked butler and beards do not go down well with the clientele. Had strong beard game but shaved for the job because it was becoming a hassle to maintain it anyway.

While I had the beard, the odd girl complimented it but it never led to anything. Since shaving I get hit on way more and loads of girls I knew before say while I suited the beard I look way better without it.

>>Because I'm an oldfag, and once the salt-and-pepper thing starts (which is sooner than most think) the beard options is off the table.

But I'm a good looking guy, and very fit. So I shave my head instead. A toned body and a clean dome go a long way, youngbloods.

>>733058553
because i'm transitioning and i only have little patches after Laser

Blond beard, doesn't work

>>733058553

My wife hates it, when I grow a beard, as it hurts her when we are kissing.

>>733059753

>beard
>hurts her when kissing
>only a week of growth
>not really beard, just childlike pubes

She's fucking someone else.

>>733058869
Firefighters can't have beards? I guess that makes sense, but I've never thought about it.

>>733058614
19 same here

But sure I have to shave my balls more often than my face

It all grows back the next day and faster than on my face

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>>733059833

A week where she cannot kiss me.

Besides, I would know.
Beeing together for 11 years leaves you with a certain trust as well as knowing exactly which fetish the other part has, as you fecking talk to each other about such things.

Pic related is personally one of the best actors


Why has he never gotten an Oscar

He lives the acting. When he is in a movie he is a legit different person

>>733060744

1/10 bait. made me reply.

>>733059985
Difficulty with the face mask sealing if you have any sort of hair.

>>733058553
>>733058614
>>733058700

28 here, my beard is still thin as hell and slightly become grey... sucks to be me.

>>733060355
>talking to a woman
What are you, gay?

>>733060888
Could rock a pussy tickler

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Beards are for chinlets and communists.

>>733058553

Femanon here. I think guys with beards are ugly.

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37 year old hugless jobless virginfag here.

Ask me anything

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>>733061157
Yup, and communism will prevail.
Go buy yourself a shitty tv at WalMart and stfu.

>>733061309
the german guy again?

>>733061239
Tits or GTFO.

>>733058553
I have a beard. It's glorious, and women like sitting on it.

>>733061239
>>733061239
Just beards or all facial hair?
I rock the mutton chops, because that's what grows for me, and it's easy to keep up. Gf likes it better than beards.

>>733061136
Indeed, some do so

>>733061462

>mutton chops
>Gf

Pics of this 1/10 gf please.

>>733061003
>What are you, gay?

No, a normal human beeing.

>>733060888
Checked. Trips makes it true.

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>>733058553
beard is associated with being Muslims.

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>>733061511
There ya go, baselord

>>733061629
>Letting Muslims dictate what you do.
>Being this much of a faggot.

>>733061681
Sideways/10

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>>733061369
I don't have enough keks for this post. Your "philosophy" represents the greatest social and political failure of the last 150 years.
Kys.

>>733058553
Because I can't.

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>>733061511

>>733061629
Depends on the beard. You should grow a viking beard, not a fucking muslim feather duster.

>>733061727
Yeah I'm mobile, idk why it's doing that

>>733058553

For some reasons girls aren't as interested when I grow a beard. Some even said it doesn't suit me.
So now I just shave. Still no girl though.

>>733061003
t. virgin

>>733058553
>I change myself so women will like me better
Fuck off cuck

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>>733062057

>baby face faggot detected

I guess you wear the same thing every day, never get your hair cut, never shower before you go out?

>>733061681
That bitch look like she straight outta The Planet of the Apes

>>733062057
Someone can't grow a beard.

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Beards may be more attractive, but clean shaven is less of a turn-off.

Study after study of women has shown that while beards may be more fashionable, a clean shaven look is less objectionable than any other grooming style. That is, most women who like bearded men will still go for a clean shaven man, but the opposite is not nearly as true.

So pick your poison: be seen as more manly but with higher chance of being rejected for looks, or least objectionable but you're not seen as quite so manly.

>>733062225
Idk what's with that smile. Not posting anything you'll find on fb though. Guess ill have to live with anon not believing me. Darn

Don't need to hide a weak chin

I'm asian

>>733062253
>Beards may be more attractive, but clean shaven is less of a turn off

Simplified:

Beards are hot, but clean shaven is actually hot.

>>733058553
Because I can't grow a beard properly (no I'm not an underaged faggot like half the other niggers in this thread) and it's itchy.

I don't like them nor do I need one to attract girls.

Because I can't attract girls either way.

Beards are a great way for ugly schmucks and no-chin regressive gene faggots to hide their faces.
Must be why they're so popular right now.

>>733061309
Why havent you started your own thread?

i was already growing one in case the towel heads try to blow me up. but if it gets me pussy that works too

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The poster above me is Randy Bobandy. Tell him to fuck off

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>>733061681
>square shoulders
>square jaw
>no tits

>>733062578
No. Bobandy is pretty fucking cool.

>>733058553
I can't grow one.

I'm keeping it trimmed for a wolverine cosplay

>>733062578
what i have a love of cheeseburgers? i don't get it

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>>733062646
>>733062646
You're a... wait nvm

My beard rare.