90S THREAD
YOU NOSTALGIA YOU LOSE
>Having the coolest Hot Wheels or Beyblade
>Eating turkey twizzlers before they were banned
>Circling the toys that you wanted in the Argos catalog
>watching Have I Got News For You with a takeaway on your belly and laughing at the jokes even though you don't understand them
>Feeling exasperated when Arthur was on instead of something good
Admittedly this is probably very specific to working class brits, but whatever
>Driving Hot Wheels around your car city carpet
Only 90s kids will remember this
>>733011290
i implore you to post the pirate ship version of this. my cousin had one and he was a complete shitlord and wouldn't let anyone play with his toys. he became cooler after that but when we were kids that motherfucker was a selfish cunt.
>>733011411
>>733011810
i had one of these
>>733011692
Lol I tried to fuck one of those. Good times.
>>733012045
YES
YESSSSSSSS
MOTHER FUCKER
That glorious fucking cannon! That hunched motherfucker with the periscope, the turdlord with the curved sword, this is glorious, i wish i had it right now so i could play with it!
>>733012045
I used to go to a playgroup that had one of these, it was permanently broken because shitlords liked to fire the cannon at other kids
>>733012168
>>733012242
There were two kinds of children
I used to shine this in my own eye as a kid, I'm surprised I'm not fucking blind.
>>733012282
I remember the kids who liked pulling chairs out from unders people asses in kindergarden also became assholes later.
>>733012374
Whoa nig, I had that exact thing.
That was still before they made legislation slightly more restrictive; still, they were not super dangerous. You know first hand, I guess.
Anyone 'member this show? Made me want to be a dog so bad.
>>733012282
those who fired the canon at others,
and those who were fired upon
Which one did your school have on it's six computers /b/?
>>733012512
I had that exact one, it took me like 3 months to figure out that the lenses had different pictures on them. I think I once shined it in someone's eyes in school, I imagine my mum got completely destroyed by the headteacher for that
>>733012678
I used top left at home. I'd set mine to all 3 surfaces being the epileptic fractal mode. Shit was disorienting as fuck.
>>733012678
teacher's computer was in plain view of my desk in 5th grade
she had the maze one
she didn't need to use computer during class so it would quickly go to screen saver mode
i would watch that shit for hours
then i discovered how to use it on our family computer and i was in bliss
>>733011290
Pre 90s but I got Soundwave as a hand me down from my sister in the 90s. Still have him in storage, fantastic figure.
>>733012969
wuts dis?
i never had a childhood apparently, but they look cool
>>733012678
holy shit anon, i totally forgot about the astronaut, the fishes and the manor, good memories man
I almost had the whole collection
>>733013076
But in the spirit of the 90s get ready to lose.
Who was the best Predacon and why was it Tarantulas?
>>733013093
The Mighty Max version of Polly Pocket.
>>733011290
>year 4
>teacher takes everyone out of the classroom and takes us all into the school assembly hall
>we play games for like 2 hours
>come back to class
>one of these motherfuckers is on the wall
>spend the rest of the year trying to work out how to say promethean and looking at the logo
>>733012834
It didn't last long for me, but the pattern lenses were interesting, and these things actually projected rather far in the dark.
Hmm, I should get a laser pointer again, but they probably sell only pussyfied ones these days.
>>733012032
No fucking way! Wicked JDM anon.
Sometimes I try to figure out whether I was autistic before this show or whether they caused it
>>733011692
Wow. And i thought I've seen it all.
>>733013301
Too soon. Rip
>>733013301
Too soon LMFAO
Thank you op. That was my childhood castle. Spent lots of time in that. I'm glad you chose that particular one
>>733011290
Nigga what about Playmobil
>>733011692
Stuck my dick in the one my parents got me from sea world when we got home
>>733013686
Fuck castles, this was the playmobil that everyone wanted.
This and the remote control train.
>>733012969
I loved these
>>733011290
Holy shit i had that castle forever
then I would play with it in the shower and leave it in there and it become a disgusting soap scum mess
>>733013836
Shit my brother had that one. I remember some cool aliens in that theme as well.
I'm still convinced that this is the most 90s object in existence
yall motherfuckers just lost
>>733013703
You know this thing and they throw you on the tarp?
It's totally safe of course.
>>733014157
No idea what that is
This isn't 90s, but it's something that 90s kids will appreciate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I0lKZ8GWRw
This is the most noughties video in the world
>>733011290
already lost.
>>733014157
holy shit i had one of these
its probably in a box mixed in with all my dad's old hotwheels and matchbox shit
>>733014157
My jam.
>>733013468
what do you mean, that show was cool af
the teams had to make some car and shit out of scrap and make it work dude
>>733014165
How the bukake began
>>733014114
>the most 90s object in existence
Spybotics came out in 2002.
>>733012045
duuuuude that toy was awesome. would recreate the titanic in the bathtub.
>>733011290
The last god-like soda. Too bad they replaced it with the lesser Pibb Xtra =(
Does anyone remember the 90s BBC Two ident with the little robot that drove around?
I remember in the 00s it grew arms and fucked with the camera
Also, the channel 4 idents where their logo is made of floating bits of council houses
>>733014836
Hey mom
*SNAP*
Goddammit son
>>733014836
I used to twist like 30 of them together and drop them down the stairs in my high school.
They're probably banned now.
>>733015041
ahhh shit. Good times man.
I'm not even trolling. I remember being in school when it happened, they wheeled out the TV on a trolley because one of the teachers had family in the towers and they sent all the kids home. I was supposed to go to a swimming lesson after school, but it was canceled because the swimming instructor had family there too. Some kid a few days later innocently recreated it with a toy plane and the teacher burst into tears.
It still confuses and scares me that there are kids born after 9/11 that are finishing high school soon.
>>733015263
How do kids being born after 9/11 confuse you?
>>733015382
I dunno, it's just such a defining moment in my generation's life. Pretty much everything that happened culturally when I was growing up was influenced by it. It just seems so weird that there are kids that are old enough to have a conversation that didn't experience it.
>>733011692
>>733013706
Same! Best assisted fap of my life. First time imagining what pussy probably felt like.
>>733011290
Looked at this pic and was immediately transported to playing with it w/ my pops. I'm drunk and crying now cus hes been dead for 2 years.. But thank you OP, this was a moment
STOP
COLLABORATE AND LISTEN
>>733011290
shit lost on this alone
>>733014083
Still Have it.
One for the brits
I remember there was an in-scale toy of tracy island too but it was super expensive. I remember a blue peter episode where they taught you how to make it out of papier mache
>>733015679
NO I DO NOT WANNA STOP
COLLABORATE
OR LISTEN
Wanna know the really scary thing?
>you can post a 90s kid nostalgia thread and not be shat on for being underage now
>>733015877
I loved this show
One time though I got scared when they were gonna take the boys brain and I cried and made mom change the channel since I couldn't reach the remote
>>733012925
>Florida style
>California style
What is this sorcery?
>>733016102
I'M DA BABBEH! GOTTA LOVE ME!
*frying pan hits the dad*
>>733016026
it is sad to see videos of this building abandoned.
Dragon Flyz
https://youtu.be/gQGwaJzNovE
>>733016171
i think the reason mtv doesn't play music anymore is because of youtube.
they can't compete with youtube.
YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVED IN A BLUE WORLD
y'all niggas already know
>>733016294
OH FUCK
IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD
SEND HELP
>>733013461
>>JDM
>>It's a VW
Fucking scrub
Text Frog1 to 88888 to get a shitty midi version of this song on the phone that your mum got you to be able to call her after school
Get some wallpapers of naked girls while you're at it, and send them to me over bluetooth
>>733011290
Still one of my favorite games of all time
>the guy in school who would start singing this and everyone would join in
IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS
HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS
>flash games on mousebreaker or miniclip in school
>being taught powerpoint 2003 in IT class because back then it was a magical new thing
>>733013301
>me OP started this thread just to make this joke
>>733011290
>>733011290
Holy shit I had that same exact Castle
not quite 90s but still
Hot wheels toys with motors
noot noot motherfuckers
I'm guessing you all had this exact art set
ZEEKY BOOGEY DOOG
>>733011290
He's back, Victor Lucas from the Electric Playground, Judgment Day and Reviews on the run.
Don't lie, I got you.
Super truck city and super van city
AND JOHN HE STEERS THE BOAT
Who remembers this lovecraftian nightmare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjU9vxZQTxQ
>>733018852
BOULDERS DON'T HAVE EYES
>>733018852
It's heading straight for me
>>733016202
>>733018852
Still not as bad as the one where they brick henry into a tunnel because he wasn't a really useful engine.
>>733016050
Ah, I remember my little cousin running around in one of these. Good times.
Bef?
>>733017144
Hail to the king baby
>>733016848
Aww, yeah! I wanted this so bad. Had the flap on the front of the box you could lift to see some of the parts.
>>733016064
Damn it, Omec or whatever the fuck your name was. Now I have that theme song stuck in my head.
>>733011290
insta-lost
>>733017144
Sometimes I just find myself randomly quoting this game or humming the main theme.
>>733011290
Pre-90's, buttfuck it.
>>733017144
Come get some!
>>733018274
Micro Machines dude was cool:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4X4Fy8YqysY
>>733014157
You just brought me back fam
>>733019862
Heh, made me think of this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2GBbaOU1LJA
>>733020231
and this
>>733015914
oh god those thunderbirds toys, I had them, they were diecast metal except for the rocket points which were rubber
my little brother chewed them up and they looked like shit
>>733014358
Mr Bobby.
Classic
>>733020251
Man that new guy they got is just a fat neckbeard unfunny hipster, it's so depressing.
Thank god for rifftrax
>>733015471
Raptor!!!!
>>733018852
pfft, not the far spooker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7aI2eyUjSE
>the halloween thomas vhs was kickass
>>733015679
Jedward's back with a bang new invention
had no idea this shit still exists
I miss gimmicky promotional shit like this.
etched glass is so cool
ONLY 90s KIDS WILL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS IMAGE THEN YOU'RE NOT A 90s KID
only 90's kids will remember how hard this bike was to ride
Loved this game
WHO HAS HAD THESE??
>>733011290
My step dad waking me up early on Saturdays to watch the new episode of yugioh and then help me set up a deck after the episode ended.
They saw me rolling and they were hating.
>90's
>hot wheels
Try 70's-80's kid. That was their most popular days, and to put it beside beyblade...
>>733015493
wtf i don even know what it is but it invoked the strongest feeling of nostalgia?
>>733014457
I miss that so much you have no idea. There was this store in my town that sold cheap cloths, tools, gardening supplies, toys, etc... It was basically a poverty wall-mart without food. Every time I went, no matter what I needed, I would get a bubble jug. That shit would be gone in 30 min.
>>733021511
Loved this game..
>>733021608
Nah, hot wheels in the 90s had all kinds of crazy shit. there were giant tracks with loops and stuff.
>>733015877
omfg. lost
this, and Liquid Television
These
>>733015041
>>733015041
I would just throw a handful so they would spread out. I did something similar though. I would get those cheap little firecrackers that just make a big flash and tie the entire bag together. If I set it off at night it would actually hurt my eyes. Anther fun fire work mod was to get some cheap fountain fireworks then wrap it in tape and hit it with a hammer so all the powder came loose. Those things were fucking loud.
>>733011807
National Honors Society? I got kicked out...
>>733016141
My dentist had a toy drawer and he had those things. Would always get them and make a mess within the hour, my mom hated those things.
>>733016512
>>733012045
I had this and what op had. 99
>>733020458
meh game was ok. Not as good as vagrant story.
>>733016716
>90s thread
>video from 2007
>>733012374
Those lasers had different heads too, for projecting different shapes.
>>733014307
Fuck off lol. I got a SNICK keychain from a box of cereal. It was almost like a test-tube and it was filled with fluid and a bunch of logos of SNICK shows. Roundhouse included. I <3 u
Good ol'days
Soundwave, Labyrinth, Lego Sets, Transformers. You in here, faggot?
Anyone ? ?
>>733016716
fuck off
>>733022303
I'm interpreting it as a 90s kid thread. i was '95 and I remember that vividly from my adolescence
>>733015654
"I'll just warn you now, I don't know how to use a computer"
>>733017945
Wow.. yes
>blah
>>733021693
Those things had a ridiculous potential for injury can't believe we used those. Ripped my fingernail off on one of those, fun as hell though.
>>733021405
fuckin kek
LET EM RIP
>>733013093
They were very detailed and fairly violent for kids toys. Still have all of mine kek
>>733014836
I made a kid deaf in his left ear with these.
>>733014157
Nice those were awesome
it's Friday, here comes the A/V cart
>>733015627
>>733013706
>>733012094
That shit was disappointing.
The inside would remain stationary and gave no real feeling
>>733011290
I had a kinder egg before they were banned
>>733016486
WAS WAITING FOR IT
>>733022730
God dam, I had this little metal bayblade that would wreck everyone else's. Somebody stole it though.
>>733022942
>those first 5 drum beats come on
>desperately try to find the remote so you don't have to sit through another fucking episode after The Simpsons
>>733022819
I'd say you sucked at using it then or yours was defective, because the entire shape would roll for me. Maybe it helps I had foreskin?
>>733022443
Aquaplay! I loved It!
>>733016171
Good riddance to that kike fucking garbage.
>>733023118
Beyblades got banned at my school because some kid's dad welded a knife onto the metal ring so his son could win all the beyblade battles.
>>733023122
Well yeah it rolled but the inside would be stationary
There was no friction
>>733022621
health and safety was less of a thing, i miss it
>>733011290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v02WFh_Kdl0
>>733022942
The show that you watched when you couldn't be bothered to change channels
>>733016360
>>733021693
>>733022621
Yeah those things were dangerous for fingers
Creating a sport with those would be amazing
>>733017936
Yes
does anyone remember this God tier white chocolate candy bar?
https://youtu.be/ic3CV051-AQ
Kids who went to a church school will remember this classic
>>733022465
Kek you were a 90s baby then
>>733014607
Still have a few of them. Awesome
>>733011290
had to open thread just to tell everyone i lost already
>>733016058
shit, what was that shows name again?
I bet dubs that no one knows where this is from
>>733016360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7dSJN5LgsE
>>733023300
Mine was amazing bro. We're talking one of the best faps of my life.
>>733023852
>>733023300
Nice dubs on dubs
>>733013680
oh shit i remember this
>>733023944
Fuckin' Babar with the elephants or some similar show.
>>733013198
watched it every morning my good man
>>733015941
Thank you so much
>>733012045
oh shit nigger
are you me
>>733024136
Never really understood "B..K, M!!! beyond their names when it should have just been the show title. B,,, U, M!
Kek'd at the thought as a kid
>>733023944
Babar the Elephant
>>733022819
i was disappointed that i was too big to fit in one and it popped
lucky it didnt burn my dick
>>733020873
I remember an island full of levers that do nothing
>>733023944
BABAR my dude
why were the elephants royalty though
>>733024423
maybe you were just too stupid to figure it out?
>>733013301
kek
YOU ALL JUST LOST
>>733024329
BKM = BUTT KICKING MODE
it was when they transformed and wore armoured suits
>>733013806
I thought these were so fucking badass
>>733014988
Lost
>>733024533
bitch plz