OP from last night's dubs thread, I actually saved it about

>>733007869
Wanna come over and play a game of "find my tiny cock"?

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Here's a peek from last night's thread

>>733008086
i want you to kill me slowly

>>733008063
reroll for this

>>733008086
Eat her ass.

Stop texting lol after everything you say god dammit you're so cringy. Can't even keep a conversation going for more then 2 lines, did you even have friends growing up? Holy shit.

>>733008086
Cum bottle and Chill?

>>733008265
Thanks for the support bud

I killed a man once

>>733007869
I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I fucked your dad.

>>733007869
When are we fuckin'?

I'm coming over to fuck you

Show me them titties

M'lady :-)

>>733009011
Winner

>>733009011
Winrar

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>>733009011
Lets see em

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>>733009011

OP how old are you? I stopped using lol after every sentence when I was in high school. "yup lol" wow that question must have really been funny.

>>733009265
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>733009265
DO IT, just DO IT! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Just… do it! Some people dream of success, while you’re gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you’re not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? … DO IT! Just… DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If you’re tired of starting over, stop. giving. up.

Is she going to deliver op

>>733009265
You kind of look like my hot sister

>>733009328
i fucking stopped saying "lol' in fucking middle school

>>733009375
Reroll

Kek

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>>733009584
Op here she hasn't responded

>>733009265
Post response, faggot

>>733009375
roll

>>733009698
If dubs send her a dick pic

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>>733009713
Refer to >>733009698, faggot

I-if you don't want to that's fine, please keep talking to me I'm very lonely

v

>>733007869
please?

oh wow i'm sorry, my friend took my phone. I was in the shower.

How do you know her op

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bazalgo

>>733009698
Chriscornell.png

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>>733010835
Friend from college

>>733010952
Call her an ugly slut

cum inside daddy

>>733011883
Well, do as the lady pleases

>>733011883
do it.

>>733011883
Show her your titties

>>733011883
Deliver the goods op

>>733011883
Give the lady what she wants

break her mind and show her her own titties??

Show her your tits, OP.

>>733011883
break out the moobs fatty.

>>733012057

Send a Dick pic.

Show her those tits, OP.

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>>733011883

>>733011883
Straight to dick pick op

Show yo titties, op

Show the lady your titties, OP.

>>733007869
Show titties

Show them titties, OP!

>>733011883
Get the lady some titties op

Show her yo boobs, op

>>733012319
>>733012440
Now is the time to be an alpha. send dick

Send her gay furry porn and say "Whoops wrong person"

Show them big pepperoni titties of yours op

>>733012319

>>733012547

Send dick pic

Send your fattest man tits OP

>>733012800
Yes bb

>>733012628

>>733012800
Winrar

show dick instead OP

>>733012800
winrar!

I have a small penis sorry..

>>733012800
win

Have you ever tried eating your own ass?

Show your titties OP!

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>>733012800
Doubrus

>>733012800
winrar

if you're too embarrassed to send a dick pick, post your number and i'll text you one of mine to use

>>733012955
Check em

>>733013066
Winrar!!!!!! Winrar!!!!

>>733013066
Check 'em

>>733012800
Gimme moment, will deliver

WRAP CLING FILM AROUND YOUR TESTICLES AND SEND A PICTURE OF THAT

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/b/ how much money would have to be given to you to shove a hamster up your ass?

>>733013066
This
OP is a fag

Try to get her nudes

>>733013166
kek

>>733013162
hurry up faggot

The mitochandria is the powerhouse of the cell

This guy is full of shit. You are no Navy Seal they dont boast about it, they would never openly blurt out their "confirmed kills" and Chris Kyle was the deadliest sniper in US history.. Idiot. Obama never put the seals to use enough for them to get 300 "confirmed kills" so go back to your call of duty now.. Oh and a defining trait of Seals is the ability to control their emotions not randomly explode at people like a child. GTFO

Send her the entire bee movie script

>>733013279
What do you mean by shove? It wouldn't fit so if I attempted my hardest would that be suffice? I'd do it for 20,000. Maybe less. It would probably die quickly from the pressure I'm applying to put in ass.

>>733007869
Send me a picture of you with a shoe on your head.

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>>733012800
>>733012955

>>733013538
Rolling

>>733013571
Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]

>>733013571
Gottem

Lemme get dem noodz

>>733013642
This

God I wish you looked more like my sister if fuck that pussy up real good

Legit try to get her nudes

What's your favorite position?

That's not my dick it was a bigger guys because mines tiny

>>733013707

Would you rather cure autism or have a packet of Cheese & Onion crisps?

>>733013807

You likea the dickie bb?

I enjoy having conversations while touching my skin, you know

>>733014136
Neither

>>733013571
damn dude is that yours?

I want to fuck your father, reply or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>733014199

>>733014295
Rerollll

OP here, still waiting for a response

>>733014278
Yeah, want it in your mouth?

>>733014208
am i asking you, you absolute, monumental dickhead?

>>733014295
Rollin rollin

>>733013807
rolling for this

>>733013642
Rollin

>>733014327
Its over, OP

>>733014295
Rollllllle

>>733013807
Rolling

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>>733014199

>>733014366
Gettttt

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>>733014366
winrar

Say "Traps are Gay."

ayyyyyyyye

>>733014755
WINRAR

I wouldn't mind carving you into a totem

>>733014755
But traps aren't gay, are they?

...I need to think things over.

>>733014755
Waiting for response

>>733014755
He meant not gay

Wanna lose your anal virginity?

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>>733015051
Found the gay.

>>733007869
lolololollololooloolololloololl. god fucking stop this shit. youre not laughing nor is anything funny

>>733015118
I am the gay

>>733007869
Honestly, I think all these niggers should leave our country and find some other place to spread their diseases, poverty and "culture". Its kind of sad were forced to live with these filthy sub-species apes.

I'm sorry. I was raped as a child

>>733015194
Rolling. Find a new girl to hit with this one though

>>733015242
I'm sorry, can I rape your child

Tell her blacks are an inferior sub-species that should have been dealt with long ago. And then send a picture of a burning cross.

Send her a picture of your asshole

do it send her a picture of your asshole

>>733015465
why must the world be so cruel

I like traps

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>>733015176
I thought you were a myth, I'm so relieved to finally know you're real.

>>733008086
Fake.