Literally 2 minutes ago I was about to take a shower when . .

this happened

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>this happened

>>732975318
No, it seriosuly did. She's a slut, I knew she was a slut I just never had time to do anything because either parents were home or I was busy. I met her on omegle.

>>732975318
>>732975401
Is it really that hard for you losers to get women that you can't imagine this happened?

Post pic of yourself with time stamp if your so tan muscular and attractive since everyone tells the truth on the internet

>>732975483
That's not the part that's bullshit in OPs story dumbass.

Pic related?

>>732976007
what part is bullshit

>>732975758
will post pic of what she saw, I will not post my face

>>732975437
Pics or it didn't happen
>OPisalyingfaggot.jpg

I'm not going to risk posting my face on /b, I am muscular and probably 7/10. . . maybe?

>>732975247
>Skype
>1080p
Is no one gonna state the obvious here?

>>732976504
obviously there's not super clear awesome muscle display, but that's not the point, I am muscular and attractive. That's not even the point of this fucking story you guys. I don't feel good after what happened, I want to know if people are the same.

>>732976585
lol, maybe not 1080P ;) it was high enough quality for me though

>>732976642
You're lying

>>732976706
I didn't really go into this thinking this story was that unbelievable, I assume the fact that it really is that start to you guys is sort of humorous, oh well, the entire point of this post was missed and now I'm going to cry in the shower.

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>>732975318

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>>732976815
pics or it didn't happen is one of the fundamental rules of the internet.

Op is lying, virgin confirmed

>>732977632
honestly, op here, you guys are seriously pathetic, I didn't come here to brag about this story. Did you read the last portion? I clearly stated I feel depressed about it and want to know if anyone else can relate to it. The fact that you think this is ficticious displays your own insecurities. I feel like normies are superior to you guys in some areas.

>>732977988
1st of all, b8
2nd of all you come to b for serious advice, you're retarded

>>732977848
I did post half pick to prove I'm muscular and what not

>>732977958
I am a virgin, that's probably why I didn't enjoy this experience, it felt vain and horrible. THE POINT OF THE STORY IS NOT TO IMPRESS YOU GUYS, IT'S A QUESTION ASKING WHETHER OR NOT YOU FEEL DEPRESSED AFTER THESE THINGS, HOLY FUCK.

>>732978112
why are you a virgin tho

>>732978082
There's no serious advice involved in this, I'm asking if anyone has felt this way. How is that advice? Learn to comprehend the entire conversation.

>>732975247
>Currently, I feel ashamed, gross and like I've tainted myself. I literally whored myself out for some girl online. I'm ashamed anons, I really am. It wasn't what I hoped for and now I'm depressed. I'm going to have to think of that when I'm with my wife.

I cringed so hard reading this.

>>732978176
Personally, it's beacuse I've chosen to not have sex

>christfagreasons

I've been offered it from a few people, but I usually decline, this was a moment of weakness from my perspective I suppose.

>>732978112
>I did post half pick to prove I'm muscular and what not

That isn't proof though, so why even bother posting it?

>>732978189
I'm not surprised you cringed, I'm just curious if this is a relatable feeling, I'm assuming it isn't by that reaction.

>>732977988
>I didn't come here to brag about this sto

You came here because (You) are lonely and you want attention.

>>732977988
kill yourself

>>732978271
Listen mother fucker, that's not even the point, I'm a powerlifter and I'm attractive. Been told many times, one of strongest people at my school back in day. I don't need to validate myself to a bunch of fags.

>not going to expose my identity, nice try though.

>>732978246
are you depressed because you're a christian virgin, because thats a pretty good reason to be depressed about

>>732975247
>I'm going to have to think of that when I'm with my wife.
are you fucking married or is this some fucking future fantasy wife?

>>732978339
Again, you're reading this incorrectly, I'm not lonely at all. I have plently of friends, I just got over come with this strange feeling of success and depression. I want to know if it's a relatable feelings. Fuck outta here with your bullshit predictions.

>>732978421
personally, I like to live life like I'm already married, I want to mold my life like I would when I have a wife. Essentially, anything sexual I do now will eventually have to stop. therefore, I act like I'm already married so I can adjust easier. Sort of feels like cheating I suppose. It's a weird philosophy.

>>732978339
No truer words spoken

>>732978574
are you a cuck by any chance?

>>732978710
hahaha, absolutely not. I'd probably kill my wife if I found her with another man, then I'd probably rape the man.

>>732978678
You're applying a hypothetical in your mind to secure if his assumption is true. Aka, you're using your own experiences to validate that. Aka, you're probably lonely as well.

>Laughing at you all thinking I'm like you.

>>732975247
Is 7 inches big?

Who cares OP, as a christfag you're going to have some pointless negativity about the situation but it's not like you gangbanged a hooker or anything, just relax bro, you won't go to hell for this. Everyone (who's not a sexually frustrated autistic virgin like 90% of /b/) has some sexual experience they regret, and it stays with you for a couple of days or even weeks, but in the grand scheme of things it means fuck all, you'll be over it in a month.

>>732979044
Thank you, quality response.

>>732978986
If your penis is smaller than 7 inches, it is.

>>732979044
>it stays with you for a couple of days or even weeks, but in the grand scheme of things it means fuck all, you'll be over it in a month.

I cheated on my wife with an ex 16 years ago and I still think about it every few weeks. :( It doesnt go away.

>>732978574
>I act like I'm already married so I can adjust easier.
I think you won't know what is good in any relationship to evaluate if your wife is fucked up.
Is a religion what tells you to do this?

>>732978492
I'm reading it correctly. You just aren't using words that are convincing.

Here's your reply, (You) lonely guy.

>>732979245

That's a different situation though. I've never been married and never cheated on a girlfriend, but OP is talking about keeping this with him for life, even years in the future when he's married.

>>732979404
Good point.

We were just barely dating at the time. We were "going out" buy only really seen each other every few weeks for a hook up session.

Fast forward 16 years, we are married, 2 kids, own a house. Happy life... except I cant get that incident out of my head during the really happy times.

When my daughter was born my wife cried when holding her and told me Ill make such a good father.... and at that moment, totally in love with wife, first child was just born... and the first thing that popped into my head when she said that was "a good father wouldnt cheat on his partner. Im shit and dont deserve your love"

>>732979313
I don't really hold the standard to my wife, it's a personal belief.

my parents didn't teach my this, my friends didn't teach me this and my religion didn't teach this. This is something I've thought of.

>>732979834

Ah come on man, you can't beat yourself up for something you did when you guys were only hooking up. The fact is unless its definitely a relationship you can't be expected to treat it as it is, especially when you're both kind of single and just hooking up now and then. I personally don't consider that cheating at all. Forget what happened then, fact is you're now a husband to a woman who loves you, and a good father to your children. If anything the fact you feel this way is a good thing because it shows how you feel about her.

You didn't cheat, you weren't with her officially at the time, and the fact you feel this bad over something I'd see as relatively minor says alot more about you than what you did.

>>732979369

You're flawed.

>I'm a summer fag, your generalizations don't apply to me ;) Bored yes, lonely, not at all.

>>732978836
Not a bad stab, you are intelligent. In fact , I'd say your much older than you are pretending to be. If your situation was true, the last thing you would do is be here. Especially if you are a virgin, you would be jacking it till dust comes out.

>>732980117
agreed, let it go, man
easier said than done, I know, but that's ancient history now and you've evidently grown into a loving husband and dad

chalk it up to learning, and keep doing ya thing dawg

>>732980234
I'm 18 years old. Literally not lying.

I think ahead in a way that's sort of depressing, hence why I related it back to some sort of fantasy wife.

>appreciate the compliment

So many virgins in this thread who refuse to believe shit like this actually happens.

Just because it's your ultimate, unnattainable fantasy doesn't mean someone else hasn't experienced it.

>>732976586
Its cuz youre a pussy tbh. Do you feel bad every time you watch porn too? This is more intimate than porn. You just busted a nut to someone you knew. Youre moving up in yhe world so stop being a puss puss and get her attention again. Just take my advice and dont catch the feels. Nothings worse than finding the perfect girl that youll never be able to be with

>>732980445
Thank you.

OP here and I'm literally a virgin, finding online horny girls is super easy. Especially if they live in another country.

>>732980488
Nothing about her intellectually is attractive, only her body. As far as I'm concerned, she is porn.

>>732980607
Can agree but once you have sex its no longer enough. Lost my virginity two weeks ago before my 21st bday. Fappings ok but online fuck buddies are pointless now

>>732980808
sounds sort of depressing.

>>732980676
Well them stop feeling bad. You fapped to porn. Is that your first time seeing a vagina or do you get like this every time you masturbate?

>>732980913
I usually get like this every time I masturbate, this just felt a lot worse because it is an actual person who knows me.

>>732980900
Yes and no. Its motivational. Gotta get the pussy. You can hook up and get a quick fix or improve youself and find a girlfriend for unlimited pussy. I personally have done neither and just watch porn all day but its nothing like sex

>>732976504
>TAN AND MUSCULAR
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>732980438
If that is case, you have a bright future ahead. Just some friendly advice, go for it, don't rack brain and overthink shit. Can't score if you do not shoot.

>>732981036
You are a retard moral fag and you can not be helped. Its your own fault

You should confess to your wife. She'll probly just laugh; yall wernt even official xP then you can let it go and move on.

Or maybe she'll murder you then drown herself... Sometimes you gotta roll the dice, you know?

>>732976504
Bitch Tits

>>732981128
OP here, I'm in high school bench 315, deadlift mid 4's squat high 3's.

Probably stronger than anyone you know and I'm young

>tan, you can argue otherwise ;) I looked tan on the webcam

>>732981436
hahaha, true words my friend

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>>732981616
OP is the most pathetic loser ever to post here

>>732981509
>OP
>Strongest kid in high school
>Smarter than you
>better than you
>I laugh

Also, I'm just now cutting for the summer :( lev me alon :( (

>>732981816
I'm glad you think so my man ;) for some reason, I can't help but continue to feel like I'm better than you.

>>732981888
Yeah cause you just fake came to a non existent whore online

>>732981616
You're in high school and you have a wife?

>>732982007
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Aside from that, I'll settle with thinking I'm better ;)

At least I'm not the fag that thinks it's unbelievable.

>>732982071
>future wife

I predict the future and believe one day I will have a wife, therefore, I pretend to have one now.

>>732981135
I appreciate that man :)

I wish the best for you as well. Take care.