Hi /b/ pleas give me commands or suggestions to way to hurt myself.

>>732924798
Cut your chest

I post pictures of the results. Sometimes videos.

inject 20cc of milk into nutsack

>>732924798
sharpie up your pooper

Posting in epic bread

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>>732924798
Take a knife and slash the fuck out of your arms. Wear long sleeves to work. That's what I do.

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>>732924930

Figure I'll start small and work my way up.

>>732924999
This lmao

Remove the your left pinkie toe nail and right pinkie nail on your hand then swap them

>>732925155
Insert pliers into cut while closed, then open them.

>>732925155
Pussy its not even that big

>>732924798

Why the fuck are there 2 snail shells? I'm sure I don't want to know, but fuggit

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Remove all your chest hair and consume all of it. No fluids or aid to down it. Hair only!

Poke/drill a hole in your finger nail heat a needle up and press it in.

go to the store buy a whole thing of pink pull ups. go into the bathroom put them all on walk home with no pants

Hey /b/
'Member when anon put needles in his ballsack? Shit was whack.

Make the girl you were in love with hate you, and fuck your life up in general

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Use that cork screw and drive it through your achilles heel

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>>732924999


https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohze0EuU4JxSS9T4k

Did time lapse for easy upload.

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>>732924798

Bump for why snail shells

people still use 4chan in 2017? fucking nerds

>>732925682
NIGGA WHAT

Bump your pinky toe on the couch

>>732925682
JESUS CHRIST MOAR

>>732924798
x-acto in peehole

>>732925682
why your dick smaller than your balls

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>>732925688
I used to post with a picture of a trilobite fossil as a time stamp. Those are ammonite fossils.

>>732925862
Thats the root cause of him having anons direct him into injecting milk into his scrote

Inject 120 CC of feces in your knees.

>>732925991
>this

fill that needle with what ever it is you have there (insulin?) and inject it through your carotid artery.

In case you don't know, it is the artery on the left side of your neck.

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do what this guy did

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>>732925915

Oh ok. I thought you were letting snails crawl in your pee hole like that one webm with the earthworm. Carry on, anon

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>>732925991
please we need this

>>732925991
Dubs and it's a must OP.

>>732925991
THIS

stick the pink balls stick far in teh peehole.
stick teh silverbullet in da butt
wrap the cord tightly around the weiner
nail nuts into some veg or fruit with a cpl nails. (potato, melon, human head...etc)

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>>732925849

>>732925991

thisss

>>732926010
Wtffff. That's nauseating. Christ

>>732925991
I don't have to take a shit. Also this kinda falls under the no dismemberment rule. I'll do urine?

I would get sepsis from shit.

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>>732926273
That makes my pee hole hurt.

>>732925991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvY2ScZBCtQ

Video for reference. Dude never lost his legs from this OP so you should be good to go.

>>732926327
i fap to it

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>>732926273

now feces in knee

Take 120 cc of battery acid (preferably) and inject that in your spine or elbow if you can't do it. If no battery acid use lemon juice or urine if you have neither.

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>>732926273
ok now take a piss

>>732926273
My fucking god. Do you get off on pain OP or does this just fucking hurt like I would expect. Is this for our entertainment or yours?

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Hammer the tthings circled in red into your upper legs

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>>732926273
put liquid soap & salt in peehole

>>732926010
Not me

>>732926535
Cork screw in asshole. :(

Slice the tip of your nipple off

Dubs you must go to bed trips and you never do this shit again.

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>>732926008

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdPXg1zrKl6V7Rm

>>732924798
hamster in asshole

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corkscrew through your dick as in pic

bonus points if you put it in your ass first

y u do dis ._.

>>732926712
what is that stuffs

>>732926810
His dick?

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>>732926712
Thanks m8, what is that and how does it feel?

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>>732926712
Holy fuck, I think this is legit.

>>732926810
Kek, great pic

HAMMER YOUR NUTSACK SKIN WITH NAILS INTO WOOD

>>732926903
fascinating isnt it?

>>732926712
Jesus man

put shells in anus

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is op kill?

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>>732926712
well so much for OP

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>>732925682
>>732926273
>>732926712
I needed this tonight OP thanks a bunch mate!

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>>732927078
Probably having a seizure as we are just here waiting for him to do more shitty things none of us would even think of

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>>732926443

I kinda had a weak stream.

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>>732926712


BUT DID U DIE

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If your still alive and not too dizzy. Could you take a nail and hammer it here specifically?

an hero

>>732927258
OP what is up with you bro. Do you even feel pain:

>>732927258
did it hurt?

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>>732927258

>>732925328
lol this guy doesn't know what to do with the 2 shells

corkscrew
in
ass
then
in
dick

>>732927307
This is your left foot!

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>>732927380

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>>732927336
I actually had to do that twice because the first time I didn't hit record. That is why the needle is all bent.

I think that's both injection sites.

>>732927455
>>732927455
>>732927455
>>732927455
yeahhhh

>>732926712
how many mL's was that today?

This is what he injected in his neck

NovoLog (insulin aspart)is a fast-acting insulin that starts to work about 15 minutes after injection, peaks in about 1 hour, and keeps working for 2 to 4 hours. Insulin is a hormone that works by lowering levels of glucose (sugar) in the blood. ... NovoLog is used to treat type 2 diabetes in adults.