Answer my riddle, /b/. What's round and has no legs, but

>>732922348
Washing machine
Baseball stadium
homeless guy

a clock

>>732922468
>>732922512
Both wrong.

>>732922348

your mom

Yo fat ass

>>732922348
yo-yo

>>732922602
nah...

>>732922348
Your femenine penis

>>732922565
My mom has legs and is not round.
>>732922574
I'm as thin as a stick.
>>732922602
No.
>>732922726
I'm not mentally unstable.

>>732922348
an obese amputee
just because he must walk, doesn't mean he can

he's not getting home

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>>732922805
GIVE US A HINT PRECIOUS

Bb8?

>>732922348
A car.

>>732922919
The only hint you get are the wrong answers people say. I am offering a reward for the right answer.

>>732922348
A fat drunk man ...
He's legless...get it?

If it has no legs it technically can't "walk"

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A dinosaur!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU-ZyVdVCOA
a transforma car

>>732922348
A Baseball?

Fetus ?

A sidewalk

>>732922348
A Roomba?

Baseball camp

>>732923192
In what fucking world is a sidewalk round

All answers so far are wrong.

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A crab?

>>732923320
One that goes around a corner tard

>>732922348
Penguin

>>732922348
The only thing I can think of would be a baseball

Baseball

>>732922348
>

A legless fat person in a world where the only mode of transportation is walking. You didn't say they could actually get home.

>>732922348
is it a yoyo?

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>>732922348
A track... like 100m dash type of track?

>>732923522
>>732923170
Correct! Wow you guys got that quicker than I thought

A wheel?

A compass

Homerun?

>>732923715
you are so fucking gay do another one.

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>>732922348
A VW Beetle that ran out of gas?

>>732923465
A corner would be a 90 degree angle.

If it was round it'd go in circle.

If it went in a circle you'd never get home.

>>732923715

I don't get it.

>>732922348
what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

>>732922348
A lie?

>>732923801
No, Im not.
Okay new riddle-

What gets wetter when it dries?

>>732923962

A towel

>>732923911
Roundabouts

>>732923962
Towel dumbass

>>732923924
My cock in a 10 year old

>>732923962
My schlong

>>732923924
the tour de france?

>>732923962
Towel.

>>732923962
A Tampax

>>732923915
Dumbass

>>732923715
No actually, because a baseball can be thrown to home plate without having to 'walk'. Thus fails criteria given of "but MUST walk to get home".

Try again.

>>732922805
>>I'm not mentally unstable

Lawled hard...

All answers are still wrong at this point.

>>732922348
Where's the reward?

>>732923962
Your pussy.

>>732924333
Trips demands a reward

>>732924145

Indulge me and explain it.

>>732923465
Shut up, seriously, just shut up...
You're embarrassing me for fuck's sake

>>732923998
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there?

>>732923924
An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily, So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

>>732922348
A bead of heroin

>>732924333
>>732924368
Learn to check who is OP.

>>732923032
A walk?
Got to go around once to get home, must walk, and it has no legs
I feel like this is a pretty plausible answer. Email's m16bit, gmail

>>732922348
But a baseball doesn't have to run. Retarded riddle.

Legs
https://youtu.be/X2GJkbpX66M

>>732924417
Baseballs are round, have no leg and go to "home" base when someone take it there, walking.

What is round, yet autists say it's flat?

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>>732922348

I get that baseball is somewhat related to the words of this "riddle" but as an answer it is seriously deficient.

For one, the baseball doesn't get the walk, the player does.

The baseball makes it over home plate on strikes and balls, not just a walk.

So it doesn't fit for "must walk to get home" and you're a riddle-making novice.

>>732924693
My dick hole

>>732924623

Yeah but the riddle said they must walk home. Baseballs get home all the fucking without someone walking them there.

>>732924693
Da erff

>>732924745

>fucking

*fucking time

>>732924745
Well you can tell what he ment.

>>732924693
time

Time for a new riddle. The answer was a SLINKY. Don't get it, look it up.

I have 4 corners, but am not a shape. I hold many, but am none. What am I?

>>732923715
Wrong answer too. Please don't do riddles anymore.

>>732924920
map

>>732924920
NO YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMB NIGGER KILL YOURSELF

>>732922348
A drunken fat man.

>>732924920
House

>>732924920
A square mile?

>>732924502
in and around a lake

>>732924920
None

>>732924920
What does "none" even mean. I am none, that doesn't make any sense.

>>732924502
>>732925068
I love you guys