Share your secret time..Bonus points if its actually something

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I can't stop fapping to my daughter

>>732918137
Pic of panty drawer

>>732918032
I've never told anybody this before

but one time my friends fonger tried to mother me in the back of a van

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>>732918137
ever seen her nude? do you think she'd like it if she knew?

I just knew my bf was going to react to this post because he had to, but I like it nonetheless. Ad infinitum

>>732918451
tits or gtfo

I'm wearing a blue vs thong

>>732918451
which post?

Me and my girl had a small pool party at our place
A few of her cousins came over
One of her younger cousins has a crush on me
The whole day in the pool she would rub on my junk or sit on my lap and grind her ass into my dick like she was riding me
She made me cum grinding on me

Still jerk off to that time

>>732918032
When I was 8, one of my brothers friends made me give him head.
After that him his other friend used to get head from me. A few times, they made me do it to my brother.
I wound up losing my virginity to the friend who started it all when I was 13

>>732919517
Gender?

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>>732918301
I hope she would I really do. I'd make sure to make her cum so hard.

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>>732918179
She's asleep.

>>732919619
grill

>>732919619
fat girl

I once jerked off on my school bus when I was like 13 (i sat towards the back by myself)

>>732919066
didn't anyone notice? did she know u cummed?

>>732919665
Ok laundry then

I've always wanted to cheat on my girlfriend, it doesn't matter who. But I've also always been so afraid of being caught that I've never done it.

>>732919631
how does she look compared to her mom?

Recorded this girl i went to school with while she was showering and posted/shared the pics and vid on social media for all her peers to see

I sucked a random guys dick on vacation. Not into dudes but an unnatural obsession with serving cock

>>732919066
How young are we talking about here?

>>732920230
are you m or f? how did u meet him and how did it go down?

>>732920175
did she find out?

ok, i'm 6 or 7 yo
my mother tells at night we have to play a game
for that she starts playing with my penis
she keeps asking if It’s up (si ya se paro)
when it’s erect she hops on with a Japanese like robe
pulls panties down and starts moving forth and back
I feel like she’s peing on my thing
We get to do that almost everynight
At some point I tell her I don’t like the game because she always pees on me
She starts cleaning me after
Somehow I end up enjoying this, this lasts two years until I’m 8
At this point I have developed a deviation with crossdressing
I love wearing her panties and sleeping with them
I once went to school wearing her panties under my uniform
Moving on 5 or 6 years, I’m 15 or 14
We start doing things again
This one night we start playing and I am very aroused by her touching me
I pretend I don’t feel her hands on my penis
She somehow manages to put my penis inside of her
I start shaking and hop on her pretending I don’t know
Asking her what she’s doing to me
Moving and moving I then pretend I’m asleep
She keeps moving, I keep shaking until I feel the urgency to pee
She keeps moving I can’t hold it and release it inside of her
I think I peed, but I really did like it
We keep doing this for other 2 years
We stopped doing at a certain point, don’t know why
I want to do it again but it will never happen
I think she got pregnant once and had an abortion
Either that or it wasn’t exciting to her to fuck adults

>>732920307
M. Craigslist searching and sucked him off in the hotel bathroom. He came in my mouth and left, i went and jerked all night to it

>>732920502
nice how was his cock? what did u think of the experience?

>>732920346
Yeah someone told her

Gave my friend head a few times in highschool. He "jokingly" suggested it and pulled his basketball shorts down. Saw bulge in briefs and dove in. He was huge

>>732920598
howd that go for u?

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>>732920121
Somehow so much better looking than she ever was

>>732919665
u ever seen her nude?

>>732919665
ever heard her cum?

>>732920681
She never knew who did it cause of fake account

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>>732918032
I picked nephew up from the Y today and I found out he has a bigger dick than me.

>>732920574
Big, i tried going deep but choked so had to do half of it. It was kinda weird cause it was my first time but i didnt know how to suck it or anything, but once he came, i swallowed and kept thinking about it. About to go on vacation next week and curious about repeating or something like that

>>732920708
this is a pic of the mom ? she's hot too

I ate a baby toad once

>>732920804
Yeah. She has snuck a few guys in. Sounds like she gives great head and likes it doggy. Her breathing and moaning is really quiet but so sexy. The way she says yeah as she's getting fucked is so cute and hot.

>>732920904
No that's my daughter still

Whenever we go somewhere on our own, a lot of other people think we're a couple on vacation or road trip but we're not.

She's my sister, I kinda get off to hotel employees telling us we were making too much noise the night before.

Not my fault little sis is loud during sex.

>>732920875
well sounds like u did alright since he cummed..was he cut or uncut? did you see a full pic of him before you agreed to do it or just cock pic?

>>732921040
thats hot, so u must fap while listening..

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I've bought Bad Dragon toys and use them frequently.

>>732921174
Oh yeah. Love those nights.

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>>732918032
I have a fetish for Asian women's feet. They must be Asian. No one who knows me knows this about me.

I've fapped in my nieces bed with her thongs

>>732921237
are you m or f? how are they?

>>732921237
That would be nice if you were a girl

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My girl is a social worker for bad neighborhoods. My fetish is for her to get abducted and gang raped by niggers but then get into and cum hard. Pic is her.

>>732921322
Male. Almost can't use anything else now that I've felt the knot.

>>732920121
You take bait better than carp.

>>732921113
He was cut, and i just saw his cock, which made me horny enough that i didnt care. Wish he came on my face, thatd make me jizz my pants

>>732921113
You swallowed the bait homo.

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

>>732921618
Sure you did.

made out with my step-brother once when we were like 5 and 6.

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>>732921687

I've sucked 2 ducks

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I bought a rice-cooker so I can further develop my repertoire of Asian food I can cook on my own (instead of paying $10-12 per meal). I'm also doing it so I can reduce my reliance on western supermarkets and food to zero, replacing my diet with one that consists entirely of Asian cuisine.

Also, I want to study Korean for nostalgic/personal reasons, but I also want to study Mandarin because I love the characters. I don't know where to begin.

>>732921097
we're curious to see her mother, friend. are y'all still married? does your daughter still live at home?

I've fucked my girlfriend's brother's girlfriend. They don't know we're carrying out a lesbian affair behind their backs.

>>732918032
I went to Hell once.

i videotaped my grandmother bathing and rapped to it.

Ive spent 2 years as a gay slave for masters on kik

>>732922898
Greentext some stories?

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I considered Satanism, but frankly, it just seems a bit boring and overall pedantic. I mean, I get the whole "indulgence over abstinence" schtick, but outside of that, it just feels like Atheism with extra steps. Plus well, I've gotten to a point of emotional control and self-discipline that I don't want to be undone.

lost virginity to father. dont feel good or bad about it.

>>732923180
the word you are looking for is 'ambivalent'

>>732923180
male or female?

>>732923284

this is a weird question.

>>732923243

ok. thank you.

>>732921952
Guy or girl?

>>732922148
green text firs time hooking up.. who's hotter, your gf or his gf?

>>732923366
so male? how did it happen?

>>732923494

female. we went to mexico for my birthday and it happened there.

>>732918032
I told ppl i had a abortion and i never did. Now i cant tell anyone cause i would feel like a total asshole

>>732923804
And you're right to think that, because you are one.

>>732923665
full story for fapping purposes please

>>732923665
oh I remember that story, welcome back

>off by one error

>>732923665
can u tell me how it started?

>>732923804
what did u do with the kid?

fucked my ugly cousin like 3 or 4 times. then she got cold feet.

>>732924056

my friend went to mexico and showed me pictures so i told my father i wanted to go and we went. we were watching tv in the room and he asked me give him oral but i didnt want to do it becuase i didnt feel good so i asked him if i could do it with my hand and he said yes. but then my arm got tired so he told me to just get on top and it started feeling good so thats how it happened.

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I'm permanently disqualified from military service. I have been so since 2008, when I washed out of the military a second time. I was only 19 at the time.

Adoption

>>732924362

what started? i dont want to be the center of attention so you can just ask me specifically so i dont have to explain it all.

i have a question too. why do people like to hear about this so much? i have never told anyone directly, but now I think maybe i can and they wont get mad or something.

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>>732918032
I legitimately do not understand what it's like to be lonely and why people are so afraid to be alone, let alone let others be alone.

I convinced 3 past gfs to have sex with a dog

>>732923804
amanda?

>>732918834

How big is your dick

>>732923427
I'm gonna leave the first part up to your imagination as to how it happened.

As for who's hotter? I wanna say my girlfriend because holy fuck she is but the brother's girlfriend definitely gives oral better and she's not afraid to fuck me in the ass be it strap-on or her fingers.

>>732924616
like, that's it?
hey kid, do you like the view from the hotel? by the way come suck my cock

how old were you?

>>732924864
How?

I know Youtube Mangina Steve Shives IRL - well, I don't KNOW the faggot per se, but I live in the same town in Maryland as he does, thought about doing an ask thread about it.

He's got a very douchey vibe to him wherever he goes and he laughs at his own jokes in public even when no one else does.

>>732925455
Quite easily, I joked about it each time then brought it up again a few weeks later after "looking it up". Showed some videos and some women's written accounts of how great it is and they were all for it

You can't half-ass a blowjob and then get upset that I'm not cumming from it. Bitch, you know you're not fucking trying.

>>732925450

when i was around 9 he would rub my chest under my clothes and then move his hand when somebody came close to us. when i was 10 ( i remember very well because of a movie) he asked me to give him a handjob in the shower with soap. sometime after that i started doing it with my mouth but i dont remember the exact time i did, but it was like every other time anything happened: when nobody was home. and when i was 13 he asked me what i wanted for my birthday and i told him i wanted to go to mexico and he took me. and thats when it happened. when i was 14.

>>732925679
So what are your best stories about it?

>>732925629
You lived in his town this entire time and hadn't even once tried to get his address? For shame.

>>732918032
I hate the rest of their catalogue but there's at least ONE song by Black Veil Brides that I like.

>>732925834

kept fucking him for some time? how old are you now?

>>732925937
My favourite thing that happened with the 3 of them was my mistake recently gf actually sucked a horses cock, well, it was a pony, but still. She also got mounted fucked and licked by a friend's dog while in the friends house

I think about suicide daily, and now that I have all the supplies to do it I'm just waiting for the right time. Maybe sometime soon. I have work this week so that's going for me, plus a possible date. Don't know how much longer I'll put it off for.

>>732926134
I bet it's knives and pens it's the only okay song I've heard

>>732926225
What ya mean your mistake?
Is it true they cum hard when a knot is stuck inside them?

>>732926141

yes. kind of. and i am in my mid 30's.

>>732926355

was he always the one to start it or did you start enjoy it and go looking for it?
has it shaped your future sex life, do you like calling bfs "daddy" or something related now?

>>732926331
Most recent* stupid auto complete.
Yeah when they knot it really pushed on their gspot, and the combination of the higher body temperature of dogs and the fact that as they continue cumming the knot pulses and throbs means it's fucking amazing for women.

>>732926355
Are you attractive?

>>732925834
I'm curious, not judging or anything, How are you so ambivalent about this?

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>>732921029
Kek

>>732926552
More stories please....

>>732925278
How did u know she was interested?

>>732918032
I unironically like Nickelback, I know they've become a meme over the years but there's a few of their albums I genuinely enjoy.

>>732926549

when you're small you just do as you're asked or told. but over time it starts to feel good so you seek it sometimes. but only sometimes. not all the time.

>has it shaped your future sex life, do you like calling bfs "daddy" or something related now?

lol. no. i think roleplay is very silly. in real life it is nothing like that. so no. but I do find older men attractive. so, thats that.

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im a virgin and i have genital warts

>>732926766
Do you have kik?

>>732926583
it's a female in her 30s who frequents 4chan. what do you think?

>>732926583

i think i used to be. but im not anymore. and now that you know, dont be mean.

>>732926671

somebody here said i was conditioned to think it was normal. and maybe that is why. but i dont know. it was normal to me.

>>732926900
do you hold it against your dad, do you feel he took advantage and you were molested, or did you see it as something natural?

>>732926900
Have you looked for men that look like your dad to start a relationship or just fuck?

>>732926986
jm223omg hit me up if you want

>>732927000
trips of truth

>>732927029

i dont hold it against or feel proud of it. its just something that "happened". it was normal in my everyday life.

>>732927032

i dont look for men that look specifically like my father did. i just prefer men who are older.

>>732927251
if you had a child in the future, and your spouse did this to her, would you allow it?

While in my early teens, I learned that I could disassemble the air nozzles of my apartments' hot tub.

I would stick my penis in the holes and cum buckets after a few minutes.

The greatest sensation I have ever felt.

I think it may have forever ruined my sex life.

>>732926900
Did u ever cum? How long did u do it for?

>>732926986
libertinek

hit me up too pls

>>732927251
Is your father still looking for you to have sex?

I liked the of Goldblum-era Law & Order: Criminal Intent and thought his character was a decent addition to the show.

I feel my gf up and take pics sometimes when she sleeps.

>>732927387

umm.... no.

>>732927470

he passed away already. i wouldnt talk about it if he hadnt.

>>732927423

yes. your body reacts the same way no matter who you have sex with. i was 22 when it stopped.

i suck with women. 21 and kissless virgin.

I've been tempted to finally meet up with a guy on grindr to get some head for some sexual release, but scared to regret it.

>>732927750
So was he the only person u slept with at the time? Did or do u masturbate to the thought of it? As for sharing with others irl, who r u thinking of telling?

>>732927807
Where u live? Cut or uncut?

>>732927750
remember your first orgasm? how was it?

>>732927807
Lost my virginity at 21, so don't feel bad about it
not a kissless virgin, tho. Ha, faggot

>>732927896
Texas. Uncut.
>>732927925
Insert Sad Pepe meme.

>>732927864

yes. i dated some boys in high school but i didnt have sex with them. i had my first boyfriend when i was 19 and that's the second person i ever had sex with. and no i never thought about telling, because i knew what would happen.

>>732927910

my first orgasm was an accident. i was sliding back and forth on his penis and i came but i wasnt trying.

I sleep exclusively with white women because I just have a fetish for that like white guys do asian women.

I regularly fap on cam chat sites with girls of a questionable age

>>732928119
did it catch you by surprise? (the orgasm)
did he then slide it inside you? this is my gf's favorite thing to do incidentally ...

>>732927691
I've managed to fuck her, get my cock in her mouth, suck her tits, all sorts of pussy ass and tit play. It's like having her all to myself, and she's not even against it.

>>732928119
did your father ever cummed inside you? or was he careful enough to cum outside?

>>732926986
Hit up killingmern if you want.

>>732918032
I like this website...

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>>732928348

yes, because i wasnt trying to cum. i was just doing what i was told. but he didnt put it inside me. it was just me on top of it.

>>732928460

when it happened i was told it wasnt on purpose but now as an adult I dont think it was always an accident like i was told several times. but when you are young you dont really think about those things as it happens.

I have dated and banged 10 virgin teenage girls and 10 sex addicted sluts. I was in 5 relationships at once and when that happened I frequently had sex with all of them separately in the same day.

>>732928700
damn anon I don't know what to say, seeing you talking about it so relaxed makes me wonder if it didn't ruin your sex life

>>732928700
Would love to see your body. Do you have any pics of yourself, please

>>732929068
I second this

>>732928116
Post pic of virgin dick

>>732928901

umm.. i am kind of asexual now. i dont really care a lot about sex but Im not against it if a partner asks for it. its just that with men its always the first thing in the relationship and its kind of silly to me now.

>>732922848
I'd like to hear that

>>732929068

im overweight. you dont want to see my body. and Im very uncomfortable showing it. sorry.

>>732929159
"file too small to attach"

>>732929258
But you have nice sized breasts

>>732928324
What site?

>>732929258
I didn't want to see it but now I do

pls timestamp something to confirm you are a femanon

There's an alleyway at the side of my house where youths hang around drinking and smoking. Walked up there a few months back and a group of girls asked me to go into the shop for them to buy some cider.

I agreed but wanted something in return. The chubby one out the group offered to show me her tits.

I agreed but only if I could fap to them. She agreed also, I shot my load in front of them all they giggled and I left.

I have exactly 500 stories from behind the scenes of the DC shows because I happen to do production work in Vancouver. Wanna make a separate thread about it buut yeah, exactly 500 stories across at least 4 different shows.

>>732929258
we are just curious, please!

>>732929335
Omegle or chat alternative

>>732929397
Hahahahaha

>>732929473
What do u get them to do?

Hallo Jasmijn

>>732929258
I do want to see you. dick don't care. I'm interested

We'd appreciate it

>>732929397
Age of u and them?

>>732928761
So what do you like better virgins or sluts?

>>732929307

i think thats only because im overweight. they dont look as nice without a bra. i have stretchmarks

>>732929363

i have posted before. why dont you just trust i am? its hard to talk about this if you're always just asked to post pictures.


.

>>732929397
You need to describe what you look like to complete this story

>>732929598
Me 30 them 16

>>732929718
Youve been on this site talking about this for over a month. I think its time you take this to therapy. You literally are grieving.

>>732929833
thats so cool man. You traded semen for ciggies. What a great guy

Good lord here we go. Here's a story that I've never ever told anyone

>Be 10 years old or younger
>Discovered my sexuality early on in life because my parents didn't restrict my use of the internet
>Eventually figure out what masturbating and sex are
>Learn to masturbate feelgoodman.jpg
>Really horny kid, but never talked about sex with anyone
(I have a vivid memory of being in a daycare in summer school and getting caught by my teacher staring at his dick. Idk if he thought anything of it bc I was so young)
>Want to have sex but know it's naughty and only for grown ups
>One day my family dog mounts me
>It feels good and I figure it's the closest thing to sex I can get
>Start taking the dog into my bedroom and jerking its dick until it mounts me
>Becomes my routine whenever I want my no no zone to feel good
>Show my cousin who I thought was just as freaky as me
>She's not lol
>Rats me out to my family, who all think I'm weird as fuck from then on
>We all never speak of it again

>Years later I'm maybe 16-17
>My older brother gets a pitbull boxer mix or some shit and leaves it at home while he runs errands
>Let his dog fuck me for old times sake
>Feels even better than before, almost orgasm from it

I'm 18 years old now and I do my best to repress those memories but I can never do it completely. Hate myself for low-key having been into bestiality (but I'm also not a furry so?)

>>732929718
I must've missed that post. Can you re-post please. it'll make my night.. i've been bumed out lately and it would put a smile on my face to see some anon boobs.

>>732929718
>why dont you just trust i am
you're not new to /b/, you know the answer to that.

>>732921618
And what else happened?

>>732929911
you need to get laid by human dick. You just enjoy what you know. You are missing out on real human sexuality. Dont get caught up in the curious stage. Stop being shy and get some real human dick

>>732929945

she's legit. check the archive. also, lurk more nigger.

>>732929833
you see them again? or had any similar experiences

>>732918032
im dead

>>732918032

I've got a secret for you:

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>>732929911
Some of us find this very sexy, dont repress it. Gotta find the right guy.

Tell more?

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tricked gf into sleeping with some guys under pretense i'd get fired if they disclosed info

Girl gets banged by her dad and all the virgin fags "let me see your boobs please!"... kek.

she's got nothing special you faggots. they are fat tits. I think I have them in my /b/ folder.

Spreek jij joods Jasmijn?

>>732929532
Well depends on age. It's always sexual though. There's a stream of cock hungry sluts on there.

Example.

Start talking to girl, ask if she has bf, she says no. Ask if she's ever had one, says yes. Ask her about sexual experiences. Then ask if she likes to touch herself. Then ask her to show me how she does it. Basically guide them into how to fap properly. Then some ask to see the d others don't. Some will show to help your d 'do that sperm thing'

>>732930397
Her pussy looks better tho. Its a nice pussy but yeah she just has huge boobs, they nice to look at. Shes just ashamed lf her gut, so wont post full nudes

>>732930265
I cant believe I spent all that time learning morse only to be insulted

>>732930545
Anon, you gotta post dem wins

>>732930214
I saw one a few days ago. She just smiled at me.

>>732930611
Hit her!

I'm still in love with my Ex-Girlfriend when I'm already in another committed relationship.

>>732930188
What do i search for and where's the archive?

>>732930916
you just use google, type something like 'girl who fucked her dad in mexico and is asexual' and it'll be on the first few pages of results

>>732930631
If I see the chubby one again ima offer her cash to suck my dick

>>732930163
It's not really shyness as much as it is a fear of regret, I've been in several relationships all of which have never lasted more than a month because I have commitment issues. But I also don't want to lose my virginity to someone I'll date for a couple weeks and then never talk to again ya know?

>>732930317
I mean don't find fucking animals sexy but I am down for a guy who can keep up with my sex drive and kinks.

What more do you want to know?

>>732931083
You already lost your virginity nigga, to your dog, and then to make it better you fucked an even bigger dog!

So did you get knotted by your brother's dog?

>>732931232
You found it sexy, you didn't just do it "for old time's sake"

Tell us about your very first time with the dog

>>732918032
My only friend is a nine year old boy but I still tell my family I have plans with friends so they don't think I'm a lonely weirdo.

>>732922032
FAG

>>732931348
I mean technically you're not wrong. Nah, it never actually went inside. I always kept my underwear on and it just rubbed against my clit.

>>732931401
Eh, the act was enjoyable, the fact that it was with a dog not as much. Honestly can't remember my first time because I was so young

I dated a pornstar, well dated her BEFORE she was a pornstar.

>>732931777
So you could go hang out at your brother's and pull your panties aside this time around... were you tempted at any time?

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>>732918032
Considering there's incest daddy here, I am attracted to young girls. I have never acted on it thankfully. I just want to be normal :'(

>>732932024
I think I make the cut-off for pedo, though.

>>732929718
Did your dad ever cum in your mouth?

>>732932157
How old is she? If she is over 15 you are fine biologically but not legally if you act on it

>>732932249
Fine biologically if she wasnt your daughter that is

>>732918032
We Ha Secr
All ve Ets

>>732918032
I lied when I said that I didn't remember.

>>732932355
Vlaai eten?

>>732931945
I was chubby and unappealing as a kid and I had to watch all the guys I liked chase after my other girl friends. Nowadays my self-esteem is much higher, I consider myself attractive (pretty avg though) and I think I could do a lot better than my brother's dog. I recently got a Tinder and I'm thinking about going on a date but I'm trying to be safe about it.

Not really. It was good enough the way it was so I never thought to make a change.

>>732921299

she knows

>>732932423
So their bright red hard dicks never actually got past your pussy lips?

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>>732924864
>a dog

>>732932625
You're correct

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>>732927000

trice trips femanon

>>732924864
Did you prep the bulldog?

>>732932770
So I think cos of the rules of the internet and you being a femanon with a very questionably set of morals... tits or gtfo

>>732919066
How old was the cousin?

I lost it to a loli before I was a teen from us two experimenting with each other. We both loved sneaking off and doing things we weren't supposed to do when the adults weren't around.

Nobody knows this, not my friends, family or even ex gf's.

>>732928173

sexually I identify as 'faggot' but I only fuck grils

>>732933334
needs more detail

A few years ago my friend fucked my mom, he was 17 and she was 44.
>tfw he doesnt know I know

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>>732932625
Honestly why not, I've sent plenty of nudes before, which reminds me of another story I can't tell my friends! I'll post it now

>>732929532
I watched one girl about 11 literally take her own v card with a hair brush handle.

>>732933574
shit, didn't expect you to turn out to be legit

in that case my anecdote: I knew a girl when I was a teen who thought dogfucking was kinda hot and tried it. she's not into bestiality now and thinks the whole thing is an awkward and embarrassing bit of her past.

I'd ask if you were her but she'd be 25 by now.

>>732918032

Ive sucked off 6 shemales.

>>732933574
If you had a serious BF that thought it was hot would you do it for him so he could watch?

>>732922032

Fucking trash. Bet you love Animu too.

>>732933574

anon was not a faggot today

well done... nice tits btw

also I do dare you to finally go all the way with the dog, youre a freaky freak, embrace it and join us in the dark side

When i was 5 my dad tried to drown me in a lake. My family had to move to a different state because it became a huge scandal and every news station talked about it and tried to hide it from me but i can still remember it in great detail.

>>732919665
if she is asleep try and get some creep shots

I'm almost 30 and I can only get off to teenagers.

Decent looking guy, also wealthy, just fucked up.

>>732918032
one time i was home alone with my cousin and her friend iwas on my room, i hear the voice of my little cousin with her friend we were around 12/13 at the time, my cousin and her friend were fingering each other, i make noise to get then scare this works and they stop. my cousin friend leaves, and i talk to my cousin about what i saw, she tease me i went back to my room she came into the room, she seat on my lap and started grinding me i got a rock hard erection from that, i grab her and threw her on my bed for the next 5 to 10 minutes be basically had sex ( we keep our clothes on) we rub each other really fucking hard, once we stop she when down stairs, about half an hour latter my parents came home and she when to her house almost two hours later.
We never spoke about this to anyone and we have never done it again. however i still fap to the memory of that day.

>>732933515

Not really much to say, I'm terrible with giving explicit details. I was 12, she was 8. One day she randomly kissed me on the lips when I was sick. From then on we started kissing each other when the adults were away. Eventually we did the whole you show me yours and I show you mine thing. I saw her little pink snatch and I showed her my willy. We then moved onto touching each other up and eventually had sex. I lasted about 2 minutes in her tight pussy, which was really wet at the time even at her age and just dumped a huge load inside her. She was actually pouting because she immediately wanted it back inside her but I couldn't because of the refraction period. From then on, as soon as the adults were far enough we would fuck raw any chance we got and I'd dump load after load inside of her without a care in the world. Eventually her gma died and her family moved, never saw her again.

>>732933574
>Me, 18 y/o virgin femanon w/ commitment issues
>About to go off to college
>Realize that I want to be able to hoe round in college but I don't want to lose my virginity to a random chad
>The idea strikes me that I could just have sex w/ one of my male friends (They're somewhat attractive and I have good connections with them so why not)
>Hit up my friend who's attending a different college half way across the country. Let's call him Aaron
>"Have sex with me when you get back? I don't wanna be a virgin blah blah blah"
>"Yeah sure if you think you're ready"
>Yeahhh boiiii
>"You'll have to wait until I get back for break in 5 months though"
>Sheiiiittt boiii
>"I've waited this long lmao"
>I wait and maybe 2-3 months go by
>Aaron has a friend named Jim. Jim is a shy betafag who had one other close friend besides Aaron who moved away as well
>I get closer to Jim and try to be there for emotional support
>Things between Jim and I become increasingly less platonic
>One day we're on the subject of butts
>Being the flirtatious fuck I am I tell him mine is better than his and send him pics to prove it
>He praises me and I like the validation so I send him more pics over time with less clothing
>He practically worships me and I love it
>I realize that I'm a retard and should've just asked to fuck him instead of Aaron because he lives 5 miles away instead of 2,000+
>Hatch a plan to fuck Jim

Is this interesting to anyone? Cont?

I watch a shit ton of anime because I envy the close relationships the fictional characters have that I have never known. I have given up entirely on the idea of "love" and my animals are the closest thing I have to a family. I honestly think killing myself is an interesting idea as I am genuinely curious what happens in death if anything, life serves no purpose and working all day just for a place to live, food to eat and a car to drive just so you can continue to work is a waste of time so why not skip it all. I wish I was born a girl instead of a guy. I wish I could adopt a child so I could start my own family but i'd probably just get called a pedo and/or fuck up raising the kid resulting in another me which I wouldn't wish on any child.

not really secrets but just inner thoughts i'd never tell anyone because there isn't anyone to tell and even if there was I still probably wouldn't because i`ve never been able to "be myself" around anyone without feeling like a total autistic fuck and self-concious little bitch. Never really realized how self-loathing I am until I wrote this.

to the archives to be forever forgotten and hidden among the shitposts with you!

>>732933574
you should film yourself being fucked by the dog and most it on this thread

>>732934726
I think you should post nudes slut

>>732934726
Please continue

>>732934726
continue with butt pictures included

>>732934946
This please!

>>732933689
Yee that's not me, sorry pal

>>732934057
Probably not ngl. I'd dig a threesome with him and another human though, regardless of gender.

>>732934164
Thanks pal. I'd rather not :/

>>732934771
Hmm, maybe a different act on a different thread.

>>732934848
I'll consider it

>>732934756
May as well get as much of it out as you can then.

>>732935041
Post them so this near 30 year old man can nut to you. You know you want the attention .

>>732935240
>near 30
is this a contest? I'm 31

do I win something?

>>732935041
post a sex act with the dog act and your nudes on this thread

I caught my gf watching loli porn.

>>732928658
Buy some sheets you god damned barbarian

I once fucked my sisters husband in the ass.

I cucked my sister.

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>>732918300
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

>>732935878
Did she find out?

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>>732934726
>>732934868
>>732934946
>>732935240
Yes daddy

Cont.
>Initiate my plan to seduce Jim
>The only problem is that he's my best friend Kim's ex so I'll have to ask for her permission
>"Hey Kim, so would you mind if Jim and I did sexual stuff? It's not a big deal if we don't I was just wondering and figured I would ask you first."
>In that moment she's fine but later on she calls me and she flips. the. fuck. out.
>Tells me about how much that hurt her because she loved him and all that. Basically it's a fuck no
>I apologize to her and we make up and all that good stuff, she hates Jim now though
>lol okay
>Jim and I still talk and hang out
>One day Jim is at my house and I'm complaining about being sore for some reason
>"I could give you a massage if you want?"
You already know where this is going
>I say yes and he massages my back
>His hands slowly make their way to my stomach and then up to my chest
>I don't resist because I'm a dishonorable slut
>Eventually ends up with him eating me out (I didn't orgasm because his fingering game was 2/10) and I suck him off
>We shower together afterwards and he leaves
>I feel like a horrible friend and I do my best to cut all romantic ties with Jim
>80% of me regrets it, but you can't change the past
>He and I don't talk about it anymore and nobody else knows
>In the end I'm still a virgin but I'm now also a bad friend and a lying whore

I feel like if I tell anyone about this irl it'll ruin my life, but on the other hand Aaron is back and I'm probably still gonna fuck him

>>732935987
saved, thx

>>732918183
Fuck off with this tired bullshit. Come up with something new, you no imagination having faggot.

>>732936128
Gonna need a vag shot to blow this load

>>732936128
gr8 b8 m8 would r8 8/8

>>732928761
Where do you find those ppl

>>732936128
Your friend is a bitch for making you feel bad about something you had every right to do. What's in the past is in the past and she should just get the fuck over it.

>>732918032
i show topless/half naked pics of my twink friends to guys on omegle, turns me on hearing what they would do to them

>>732936128
Where are you from, babygirl? I like dishonorable sluts

I fugged my cousin when I was 14 and she was 12. She was singing some sexual song with a girl who was 10. Somehow both of the girls ended up grinding on my lap while I was trying to play on the gameboy. I ended up putting it down and we all ended up outside in the cold night. My cousin pulled her little flower pattern panties down and I saw her bare pink pussy, so did her friend. I ended up putting the tip of my dick inside both of their pussies, my cousins pussy was really wet and felt like a mini oven. It felt like it was going to melt my dick off with how hot it felt. As we were trying to have sex my sister started yelling out for me and ended up clock blocking me.

Last I heard that cousin now has a half black child and of course the dad isn't in the picture. None of us are white.

>>732936265
Keep spreading my pictures pal

>>732923366
It's not a weird question on /b/.

>>732936323
As much as I love spreading pictures of my naked body on the internet, I'll pass for now.

>>732936414
I feel that way to some extent. I agree that she doesn't own him in any way so I should be allowed to do whatever I want, but I did promise her that I wouldn't act on my urges.

>>732936585
Hell. I'm actually a succubus.

>>732925278
You're boring or lazy, or both.

>>732936669
happy to anon

>>732938636
Disagree!

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>>732938701
i disagree anon.

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>>732938701

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>>732938636
Yay, soidermans thread

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>>732938837
told ya

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>put a finger in gf ass
>she said no, it hurts her
>fine, ok
>couple weeks later
>that urge.omg
>wake up next to her in middle of the night
>start playing with her butthole
>only finger to not wake her up
>try every one of them
>hear deep breath, as pulsating
>oh intresting

>continue for next couple of weeks occasionally
>during a regular doggystyle put my thumb on her butthole
>she moans
>mfw she asked me to put it in
>mfw she starts considering rear entry as an option

maybe i unlocked a hidden path guys

AlmoT finished a suicide note
Bump it you want to read it

>>732940155
I'm interested

>>732918032
i am considering occasionaly roll some mastercard gift card number for the poorfag of /b/.

>>732940553
Alright, I can link you to another thread. Already posted 5 files but I'll post them again if I have to. Here's the thread


>>732936881

I frequently masturbate in public, next to, in front of and behind girls...
I have storytime as well

>On the bus.
>Omw home.
>2hrs travel time so a lot of people sleep.
>Bus has two floors.
>Alone with a sleeping girl on top floor.
>Snuck over to the seat
>Looking all over her and even touching her, whilst masturbating.
>Get up and finish in her face.
>So horny, I'm limitless
>Wipe some of with my fingers and make her suck them in her sleep.

Paid a teen mom for sex in an apartment I lived in years ago.

>>732918032
I'm still in love with my ex who dumped me over a year ago.

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>be me, 15
>in school
>hear shouting/arguing
>witnessed the cleaner/janitor arguing with a girl
>whipped out my D500 to start filming what I could
>he pushed her so hard she fell backwards hit her had and fell down
>he saw I was recording, grabbed my phone and ran off with it
>I stayed with the girl, she seemed alright and she reported it
>it was our word against his and nothing seemed to come of it
>the guy started saying shit to me when nobody else was in ear shot
>said things like he's going to come to my house, etc.
>I decide I'm going to make his work life a little bit "shit"
>I start taking dumps in and around the school when I could avoid being caught
>operation Skidmark was commenced as often as possible
>was in the library one day
>heard janitor talking to librarian
>"the phantom shitter strikes again"
>kept doing this, even took laxatives at one point but it made cleaning myself more difficult so I stopped taking them
>it was actually exciting and challenging, I was becoming addicted to my own custom-made sport
>decide to make my own little calling cards and signed them "courtesy of the phantom shitter"
>carried on doing this and leaving cards for about six months straight, never got caught and avoided the limited CCTV with ease
>janitor eventually quit his job, I remember watching him drive off in his piece of shit Ford Fiesta it stuck out like sore thumb
>few weeks pass and I see the sore thumb car parked at a local supermarket
>sneak in supermarket and went to bathroom
>pooped and grabbed some with some layers of toilet paper
>wrapped that in even more toilet paper
>wrapped that in hand towels
>held it in my hoodie pocket and walked out
>checked, couldn't see CCTV pointing near the far side of the car park
>went to his car and smeared it quickly on driver-side door and a bit on the window
>didn't have calling cards anymore so I just scrawled "phantom" with a stone on the rear car door
>the phantom shitter strikes again

>>732918032
My ex just dumped me for someone who she is chatting with online. Joke's on her. It's me catfishing her. Months ago she said "I can never be catfished" after we got done watching Catfish on MTV. Asshole demon in my head screamed "Challenge accepted! She's an idiot." Asshole angel in my head said "Sure, take the challenge. It will prove she is loyal and smarter than you think."

>>732941225

post her nudes

night b

>>732941421
I'll post them when I'm done playing with her. We might get back together. She's on social media and I don't want an image searching /b/tard to kill my chances. Trust me, if and when we are over for good, she is getting shared in a thread on /b/.

>>732922848
You did what?

>>732926971
howd you manage that?

>>732941625
chop off her head, come on... you cant find someone with nudes, unless her social media is full of nudes.

black out her bedrooms background if you must too

i was in a "shota" relationship. gets me off now.

>>732941985
So you can image search her tatoos, nice try /b/ro. I fell for that and got my mother /b/ombed with pervs. Now she suspects one of her sons wants to bang the hell out of her because of the messeges she got saying that.

>>732942175
Giving this /b too much credit...

>>732929844
It seems for a lot of people /b/ is therapy, and we're the therapists by default I guess.