Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
and
>>732899201
Only time Ive ever seen her father. Have fun.
>>732899204
Would be nice
>>732899327
She is a cute.
>>732899532
also
>vibrating 'massage' wand
>not doing that
yeah she totally did.
>>732899080
me too :(
Kurumi Clained
>Is my connection not shit edition?
boop
>>732899606
foulard me :(
>>732899593
stinky idiot she was just massaging her back
>>732899593
Nah she won it at a mall. You are just lewd.
Megumin
>>732899814
Yeah, that's why her dad was disappointed when he saw her
>>732899923
it was a misunderstanding foolish mortal
>>732899703
>>732899884
season 3 when?
>>732899923
Thats actually the only time you see her father as far as I can recall.
crashes while in the middle of a game is fun
Best waifu right here.
>>732900057
>Lewd anime game
>Shlick stick
>The "I just came" look on her face
I'm sure he just misunderstood
>>732900241
That's because he left his wife and kids after that scene
>>732900379
No Man's Sky is a 10/10 because of it
>>732900535
Pfft nah. Her stay at home mom and living in the same house. Probably just some busy Jap business man
>>732900058
me on the left :o
>>732900535
bruh did you even watch the episode?
>>732900535
only problem with that game is that it is not boring enough
>>732900649
best girl right there
>>732900649
flip flappers?
>>732900695
It's pretty sad to know he has to work hard to support his daughter's video game, anime, and porn addictions
>>732900765
I watched all of them, she was shlicking
>>732900788
Space Travel should be real time only, That'd fix all the game's problems
>>732901035
It literally shows that she falls asleep from massaging herself with the vibrator.
>>732900744
:O
>>732901035
Actually she doesnt play much video games anymore besides dating sims. Anime is free and if its not the what 10 bucks? Is nothing. Kind of not really porn just dating sims.
>>732901148
Do you not understand how female masturbation works?
>>732901277
Isn't she shown to have DvDs and Mangas?
THERES FUCKING BABY KITTENS IN MY BACKYARD
>>732901451
Make soup
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.
And feed it to them
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To fatten them up to cook
>>732901403
Is the vagina located on the back of the neck?
>>732901451
Shoot them for trespassing
>>732901266
lewd :o
>>732901403
She has dvds not sure if they are just movies though. Mangos she reads at the book store or online. Don't think she buys them anymore
>>732900788
I wish I had the courage to take my life
>>732900961
Yes
>>732901708
>Implying that's all she used it for
>>732901824
I'd still bet her parents are severely disappointed
https://youtu.be/otoF-Z56Jwo
Maybe that's why everyone relates to, and waifus, her
>>732901815
:owo
>>732902351
I dont know. She does solid at school and doesnt cause any problems.
>>732899814
>>732899858
with that image on her screen? She was totally doing 'that'
>>732902674
I thought she was barely making it through school
ily Sonokawa
>>732902846
Nah she just likes dating sims is all.
>>732903029
She isnt an A plus student but she isnt in danger of bombing out either.
>>732902351
So you're saying she woke back up and shlicked?
then fell asleep again?
Sounds a bit far fetched.
>>732903294
If you say so~
Eu claimed~
>>732903443
I mean its nothing compared to Louises dom dungeon.
>>732903560
She doesn't have something like that.
>>732903294
So average?
With no friends except that one popular girl?
>>732903320
It happens
>>732903532
I claim You
>>732903635
Ehh? But Eu isn't for claiming, silly~
>>732902253
This is why I drink
>>732903612
Where did she get the collar from and why is she so fine with beating him. I think she likes it and if she doesnt have one now will totally get one later~
>>732903635
Average grades yeah. She has been getting a few more actually.
>>732903753
No, but you is
I'd get Eu a pillow made of Ewe wool, and let her sleep under a Yew tree
>>732903949
She was expecting some form of familiar, it only makes sense to have a collar on hand.
She isn't 'so fine' with it, he kind of forced her hand because he was being the way he was being.
>>732903837
I should seek help
>>732903956
E..Ehh?! B..but Eu isn't worth claiming~!
>>732904070
do that or else you'll become me
Dio Devito claimed
Hello
>>732904119
I'm making this very clear,
I'm claiming You, Eu, Yew, and Ewe whether you think they're worth claiming or not
>>732904069
Sure but what if it was an elephant or a rat? Kinda seems rather silly to just get a collar without knowing what its going to be. That seems to work since he kept doing things anyways.
>>732904233
Hi
>>732904233
Hi
>>732904138
It will be difficult
>>732904233
henlo Hitagi
helllo you STINKY CRAB
Go eat a lobster ugly
>>732904303
W..well okay.. but promise to protect and pet the Eu~?
>>732904303
Your mean
>>732904331
It was an adjustable collar. Well, she isn't so good at punishing, she doesn't have any ideas other than hitting him, really
She does occasionally stop his meals instead
>>732904476
Protect and rape?
If you say so
>>732904514
Just misunderstood
>>732904668
N..no no! No rape, the Eu isn't for that, silly~
>>732904331
Hey how has your day been?>>732904334
Why hello
>>732904467
Maby you should go play with salt
>>732904514
Spuder...
Just gonna recommend this to anybody who wants to read it.
fukushuu kyoushitsu
>>732904864
How are you?
>>732904864
Foolish mortal I have trancended this mortal coil
>>732904599
Imagine if it was on a giraffe. Yeah but you see how someone can easily look at it and see something else?
>>732904864
Ehh. How were you?
>>732904886
Looks like a real nail biter
>>732904443
Mugi pls
It's not worth it
>>732905005
It's pretty fuckin' good.
did you say nailbiting?
fukushuu kyoushitsu
>>732904829
Rape is just extremely heavy, non-consensual, petting
>>732904886
Two Japanese guys getting high one night...
>What if Columbine was about a cute girl?
>Dude, that shit sounds so cool
>I hope the anime OP is Pumped Up Kicks
>>732905109
It was my attempt at a pun because it looked like he landed on nails or something.
>>732905005
It'd still work. Well, that person would be wrong
>>732905019
Life isn't worth it tbh
>>732905162
I..it is..? well if you're sure.. then Eu trusts you~
>>732899421
>>732905281
Is that Louise with the deceleration of independence? Just like you were with Tomoko!
>>732905336
Does this look like a face you shouldn't trust?
>>732905308
you're god damn right
but think of the others
>>732900119
i dont know
>>732905437
>>732905466
That looks like the face Eu wants to protect and kiss~
>>732899421
my waifu
>>732905212
hm. I see... Anyways, you should read it it's only 19 chapters at the moment. I would actually give it a 9/10
>>732904886
Read mai chans daily life. 10/10
>>732904938
Tired and eh. How about yourself.
>>732904958
I got nothin...
>>732905005
Ehh is a good way to put it too. >>732905437
Peak.jpg
Hello
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>732905516
You have a point
>>732905451
Nah, it's an old rocket launcher she doesn't know how to use.
I was right though!
>>732905679
I'm doing not bad and not tired since I drank a lot of soda today
Whatcha up to?
>>732905668
Whats it about?
>>732905679
Hope it gets better for you
>>732905778
Way wrong. Way way wrong.
>>732905679
Is it hentai? or is it an actual story? I'll read it if it's an actual story.
>>732905308
it can be worth at times.
Sure, there are dark days, but sometimes, just sometimes. We can see some hope.
At least that's what keeps me moving forward
>>732905896
>filename
>>732905896
here's a copy paste description, "Fujisawa Ayana was horribly bullied at school. At first, she tried to defend herself, but she soon learned to just stay quiet and wait for the pain to end. However, the bullying escalated one day, when someone pushed her into traffic. At the hospital, as she recovered, she suddenly realized that even if she didn't fight back, her classmates were probably going to eventually kill her.
From this realization, she soon decided that the only path left was for her to take revenge. Her new plan included the students who bullied her, those who stood aside and laughed, and those who did nothing to make it stop. She began gathering notes on her classmates, planning exactly what she could do to make each of their lives collapse. While some of the students really seemed to deserve their fate, her plan also included classmates that she used to count as close friends..."
>>732906029
-hachikuji
>>732905609
hello snugs
>>732905679
hello
>>732905778
Sitting in a hotel room playing on my phone. You?
>>732905896
You too...
>>732905926
I mean there is a story with a touch of rape and body mutilation. It doesn't really fall under hentai. But it's not really standard manga.
Ayyyyy, it's Wednesday. Did anybody get any new comics or mangos today?
I didn't because I'm a poorfag.
Also, Reimu claimed.
>>732906232
Just finished having a shower, now saving images of my waifu
>>732905649
Th-That's a mustached n-negro man...
>>732905958
There's a bunch of shit driving me up the wall right now, once it gets done I should be fine for a little bit. Then I've got to worry about le first job meme and all that
I just hope everything can settle down eventually
Are we all still here
I think I'm here