Asian massage parlor stories > Be me 2 years ago, 19 yo >

Eh why not, bump

Go on...

>>732878430
Sure

>>732878430
>>732878430
continue

Please continue.

>>732878430
>ends with a 11/10 BJ and repeat business after.

Rather see some "Do's and Don'ts" on this thread. Information on how to approach these businesses discreetly instead of telling stories like 12 year old cucks and a sleep-over telling 'sex stories' and discovering masturbation.

>>732879089
Agreed. But I prefer the AAMP spots that offer FS. HJ spots is for chumps

It's all about going to spots with the right line up on rotation and making a good relationship with mama san or booker

If you can find a spot that gives table shower service would 11/10 recommend.

> Pull up to the front of the shop, expecting sleazy little shop with neon lights.
> Actually looks like a legit business
> Double check address before going in
> Typical asian massage parlor lobby, eastern music, candles, dimmed lights but has nice carpet and furniture.
> Colormeimpressed.jpg
> Gorgeous Korean milf comes up and leads me in, asking what I'm here for.
> Roll for Charisma and keep spaghetti in my pockets long enough to ask for a half hour massage.
> She nods and calls over a younger girl.
> 20ish looking girl in a short green sundress comes over and takes my hand
> Go into a room in the back and she orders me to strip down before stepping out.
> Never done this before so decide to just go with it and see how it goes.
> Get naked but hide my wallet and phone in case she tries anything.
> Asian qt3.14 comes back in and I'm face down with a towel covering my bare ass
One more part lads?

>>732880146
Continue...

>>732880146
moar

>>732880146
may i have more, sir

Why do you need to be told to finish?

cont. don't ask to cont anymore

>>732880146
Come on come on come on.

>>732879089
Go with enough money for the massage and tip. If something happens give the agreed upon tip if not just drop a 20 and call it a day. Some spots are legit and you'll get nothing so don't try. But some will do light teasing.

>>732880710
>Light teasing

Oh great so I leave more horny than when I walked in.

Shit nigger, all you guys have to do is research the place you are going to (rubmaps) figure out how much to bring, make sure when you get there you don't act suspicious. For me, I wait until other people are not in the area or walking by, enter. Usually mamasan will ask you how long. Give her the house fee and she will lead you to a room. Depending on how you feel about the place and if you see some pleasing women there, don't use the towel to cover your bare ass up. When the girl enters she will usually take note that you are not here for a massage but for some play time. When your done give her a tip and get the fuck out of there.

Last time I went, I went to a Latina parlor, it was fucking great.

>>732880861
Light teasing before they tell you to turn over and start asking what you want

>>732880146
do it!

Dick sucked by your sister's butt.

>>732881091
Where was this Latina parlor? I can only get Asian here

what to look for in terms of hygiene? Do they have protection?

>>732881250
Dick sucked by your mother's butt.

>>732881384
>hygiene

This is fuck parlour not an upmarket restraunt.

>>732881384
If she looks dirty just say no. Yes if any service needs a cover they have em

>>732881273
I live in the L.A. area, so we have a lot of different ones. Latina, Korean, Chinese, Vietnamese, even Ebony, but those are rare

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>>732881466
>>732881250

Time for bed anons.

>>732881537
Fuck em don't love em.

I'm typing this on my phone so bear with me for a bit...

> QT asks me in broken English how I want my massage.
> Just tell her gentle pressure and to focus on my lower back.
> She understands and starts rubbing with some oil.
> Feelsgoodman.jpg
> A few minutes into massage start making small talk with her.
> Says her name is Layla
> Yeah sure bro...
> Have to repeat myself a few times but actually start carrying on half a conversation.
> About 5 minutes before my time is up, Layla taps me on the shoulder and asks if I'd like to make it and full hour.
> Got a decent wad of cash on me so say fuck it.
> She smiles and asks me to roll over.
> Roll over with half chub poking out under cover
> Notice her looking me up and down
> Bitch was 'mirin
> She puts more oil on her hands and starts rubbing my chest
> Eventually reaches my thighs
> Somehow I had a stupid idea in my head to try and rub her ass. (It was peeking out from under her dress)
> I slowly reach over and grab her ass
> She smiles and doesn't say anything
> Awyeahnigga.jpg

>>732881582
Dick sucked by your brother's butt

>>732881624
Dick sucked by your father's butt.

>>732881550
Oh yeah I know the Latina spot in LA. never went when I was there. There's a spot near me that's just straight up hookers with plastic parts, but for done reason I'd rather go with Asian women that speak little English with average bodies. Don't know why

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>>732881624
Go on

>>732881738

Butt sucked by your father's dick.

fucking continue you faggot

>>732881863
Dick sucked by your grandma's butt.

>>732881754
So, this is all in LA?
Eastern USfag asking.

>>732881895
Dick sucked by your grandpa's butt.

>>732881738
father's sucked by your dick butt

>>732881981
Dick sucked by your aunt's butt.

>>732882054
sucked dick by your aunt's butt

>>732882144
Dick sucked by your girlfriend's butt.

>>732881738
by sucked father's butt your dick

>>732881934
All over the globe my nigga. Check rubmaps, back page, Craigslist or drive around town till you find a place. Not all have "extra services"

jesus get off the phone and type it on a computer

>>732881624
Op here, I g2g sorry. I'll be back later tonight

>>732882278
GET BACK HERE YOU CUCKOLD NIGGER
IM NOT DONE WITH THE MARGARINE

>>732882219
Dick sucked by your nigger's butt.

>>732882278
Stfu nogger

>>732882339
nigger's sucked by your butt dick

>>732882278
Sucked dick by your butt's butt.

>>732881754
I get ya, I've been to SGV several times, try 123 or royal beauty spa which is next door. These are my favorites.

If you want to try Latinas, go to Eden in torrance. GG closed a month ago.

>>732881550
310 fag here. How much do you usually tip?

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>>732882278

Keep going op

>>732881091
>>732881091
>>732881091

Where can I get a rubmaps pass ?

>>732882467
Ever have a close call?

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Went to a massage parlor when I was in Thailand. 30 bucks for 45 mins with 2 girls.

Girls were friendly, they even helped me take my clothes off. They had one of those massage tables with a hole for your dick.

You start on your back. They rub you with some kind of oil, smells gud. One rubs your chest, the other your feet and legs. Then they take turns rubbing your dick and balls while the other is giving you a massage. It's weird because they don't really give you a handjob, they aren't tugging it, it's more like they're just rubbing it slowly.

Then after a while you turn on your tummy, dick goes through hole and one of the girls goes under the table to give you a handjob. Other girl was giving me a foot rub.

Hand job + foot rub feels really good.

Then she slowly made her way up my legs and started rubbing my buttcheeks and butthole. Felt weird but whatever. Before I knew it I had a finger in my butt.

Dunno what she was doing but it went from feeling really, really weird to making me cum my brains out. Never came like that before. Went back a few more times.

>>732882267
I mean because there isn't this kind of place anywhere around where I live.

>>732882608
I can only assume they were 11 and 8 years old right? fuck off pedo.

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>>732882754

>>732882754
you're projecting, creep

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>>732882754

I didn't ID them but I'd say they were in their 20s. Hard to tell with Asians.

>>732881934
There's a shit load of them in the south.

Backpage, and massage section, you'll find what you're looking for.

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>>732882754

>>732882621
Where do you live? BFE?

>>732882501
It really depends on the place you go to and what services are provided and how well the provider is to you.
If it's a hj/bj I usally give a 20
FS is tricky because of what I mentioned above, if it's really good, 100, if average, 60 or 80.

>>732882602
you got to buy it, I think it
15 a month or something i dont remember.

>>732882603
Not yet, but I was almost lit up when I picked up a SW

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>>732882883
>hard to tell with asians

>>732882961
Non-incest 18yo man living in West Virginia until I get enough money to move out of this hellhole.

>>732882608
Prostrate massage

Not op but I can share a story
> Be me, early 20's
> Hear about a spot nearby with some spinners
> Park in back, walk in front hot Asian with bleached hair and bolt ons greets me at the front. Take the half hour
> Go to room, get naked lie on stomach
>Blonde from before comes in, speaks English like she's probably from us.
> Some small talk then light back rub with lotion.
>tells me to flip over and starts dancing around asking if I want more
> Seems shady itsasetup.jpg
> don't give a straight answer only a money value.
> leaves, comes back with hot towel and condom.
> uses mouth to roll on condom and says I can fuck her but I have to do the work
> fuck doggy style, nut in condom
> she had an awesome body
> place closes suddenly a month later
> haven't found her since

>>732882969

It's true.

She could be 37 but look like she's 22. Or she could be 18 but look 30+. Asians are weird when it comes to aging.

I mean, she could look like a girl but have a massive fucking dick. Shit's crazy.

>>732883152
Same guy. Forgot to put this.
>raised here

>>732882883
Damn, more of her?

>>732883323
what this anon said

>>732882621
Mostly in densely populated cities

>>732883350

shes posts on reddit

>>732883627
how very helpful of you.

>>732883695

i know, i'm great.

>>732883627
Take me there

use backpage and rubmaps to find AMPs
if you go and there is a mamasan out front you're in the right spot
if your masseuse is a cute young asian you're getting warmer
if your masseuse is wearing a dress that looks like it can easily be removed then you are definitely getting full service

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>>732883350

>>732882621
where do you live anon, I can look up something for you

>>732883627
Then I guess she can go die in a fire then.

My girlfriend of 4 years is gone for 2 weeks.

And i just moved to a city where i know this shit goes on.

Is it dumb of me to do it? i have a thing for asian girls, and if its safe/clean there's no con....right?

>>732884099
wear a condom, wear a condom, wear a condom

>>732884099
>>732884189
Do it, and yes, wear a rubber

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>>732884189
>wearing a condom for a handjob or a blowjob

what the fuck man

>>732883883
As I said earlier
>18yo non-incest man in West Virginia (USA) trying to gain money to move out of the place I was raised

Last part guys, enjoy!
> Rubbing and pinching this Korean cuties ass as she keeps rubbing my legs
> Dick gets harder and is clearly visible
> Don't try to hide it, kinda curious where this is gonna go...
> Layla suddenly rubs and finger along my cock and leans down to whisper
> "You like some fun?"
> Fucking diamonds at this point
> Takes a few minutes of some repeating but finally negotiate a nude BJ for $150
> She nods and starts sliding out of her dress while I whip my draping off.
> Layla crawls up the end of the table and starts stroking my cock
> Lean back and watch smoking hot korean play with my junk
> Starts licking up and down my shaft and even dirty talks a little
> Holy shit was not expecting that.
> Eventually starts sucking me off.
> 15 minutes of sucking, licking, and stroking later I blow a huge load over this girls face.
> Get cleaned up and dressed, even offer a little extra money for the facial and a good job
> She hugs me and walks out with me to the front where I pay mamasan and leave.

Been back there several times and always got Layla if she was working. Even got to fuck once or twice. Shit was so fucking cash.

>>732884099
STD's , the guilt will eat at you for the rest of your life, is it really worth losing 4 years?

>>732884480
give me some cities, it's still a large state

>>732878430
meh my experience was mediocre at best
>go to the chinese massage parlor in Paris
>get the clearly overpriced "tantric massage"
>azn cougar tickles my perineum and my anus for 30 minutes
>feels pretty good, but boring
>ask me to turn around
>herewego.gif
>continues the tickling, doesn't touch the d nor the balls
>feelsbadman
>ask "do I massage there"
>"fuck yeah yo do"
>Pay me more

FUCK I had to pay a total of over 100€ to get a nice tug.
Don't get me wrong, it felt nice and she did a real good job, but really not worth the price

>>732882965


I tried 3 different cards with more than enough money on them, and each one got rejected.... so yeh, no go for me.

I just need an account for like 30 mins so I can scout some of the ones I've seen around my area and see what they offer.

>>732884596
Somewhere in the Martinsburg-Charles Town-Inwood area.

>>732884482

>150 for a fucking blow job

lmao you fucking cuck

>>732884482
Glad you had fun, but you overpaid. $150 is full-service pricing. $60-80 is closer to what your should have tipped for a BJ with the extra nudity.

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>>732884482

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>>732884482
>BJ for $150

>>732884753
This.

>>732884730
oh shit nigger, you literally only have 2 in your state that are legit

Oriental Health Spa in Barboursville and
Eden Massage in Charleston

>>732884482

150 bucks for a BJ? That's retarded. Maybe if it was your favorite pornstar or something.

You can fuck 10/10 cuties in Amsterdam for around 80 euros which is like 90 bucks or something.

>>732884596
Can you look up San Jose CA?

>>732884482
>BJ for $150

I bet you had to pay to fuck her the other times you went back too and thought you got a sweet deal. How fucking ugly are you that you are proud about $150 being your minimum?

>>732884693
give me a state, city and some parlor names, I'll look it up because i got nothing better to do right now

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>>732885011
or you could get a girlfriend

>>732884982
>Barboursville
5h 19m
>Charleston
4h 42m

Shit.

Anything closer to that?

>when you're white and called nigger
Alrighty

Thanks /b/ro for this information, where did you find it?

>>732883883
Any good ones near Long Beach?

>>732885120
Charlotte nc

>>732885120

Billings, Montana

Sky Spa

34th Street spa

Enjoy foot massage

U spa

Jasmine Massage

Ritual days spa

Bamboo hut massage

King Spa

Shangri-La Spa & Sauna

If you could Email me details to [email protected] that'd be cool...

I keep trying to get an account with no luck..

OP here
Yeah it wasn't until I left that I realized that. I've since wised up a bit and started doing homework
As I kept seeing her though, she started going easy on prices, even gave me a quick handy once on the house.

>>732885400
>implying you can't do both

>>732885011
tagging ops response for you since he forgot to
>>732885636
this ones on the house anon :)

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>be me
>got a job
>every fucking day I walk twice near that fucking massage parlor
>single and virgin and horny
>try to not to think at those girls
>ffwd about a year later
>decide to be an hero
>only have to choose the day and hour
>because I don't want to be seen by people who see me at 8.45am and 5.30pm every day
>casually a coworker talks about massage parlors
>disillusioned
>nomorehero.jpg
>spent all of my money on a brand new gaming pc
>wtf, no ''happy endings'' but at least I can play vidya

pic rel8: will buy it to play vidya even more

>>732885613
columbiana, ohio?

>>732885062
Alright, some San Jose parlors, I'm going by best rating for first 5

Asianaa Spa/30min $45/60min $60
TT Health Spa/30min $40/60min $60
Cutie Spa/60min $40
Happy Barber/30min $40
Our Asian Spa/ 30 min: $40/60 min: $60/90 min: $90

>>732885438
Sorry bro, and rubmaps

>>732885472
I havent really ttried anything in LB, but give me a minute to look it up

>>732885514
give me a minute, alot of requests

>>732885613
sure, ill email you in a bit

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>>732885812
Thanks man, good looking out

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>>732881550
>even Ebony

ewww niggers

>>732885937

Billings, Montana

>>732885962

Thanks a bunch!

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>>732882219
>>732882177
>>732882144
>>732882054

>>732882602
Usasexguide.info is free andowned by the same people and has a massage parlor section also has a streetwalker section if money is tight

Condom blowjobs feel worth it?

not interested in getting an std

>>732885962
literally just got back from my first massage. legit place, no chance of HE, knew that going in. now I'm thinking HE may be the shit, any chance you know some around MN?

>>732886332
if you like not being able to feel anything yeah

>>732885962
Thank you dude

>>732885472
If I were you, take a drive to Midway City and go to skin care body care center, or Go to SGV and try 123 and royal beauty,

>>732886332

You're not going to get an STD from a blowjob.

>>732885850
no one gives a fuck
also wrong use of "an hero"
lurk more faggot

>>732886332
Hell fucking no

Imagine a back massage wearing a leather jacket

>>732885962
how about homer, Georgia
Would you mind looking that one up?

>>732886594

oh really? :O

>>732886489
Awesome, you're the best.

>>732883878
What a "neat" vagina

>>732884691
>FUCK I had to pay a total of over 100€ to get a nice tug.

what a faggot.

then 7 or 8 'tugs', and you could have bought a brand new iPhone.

better an iPhone than stupid memories you can only anonymously brag about on theads like this

>>732885514
CLT VIP Spa/60 min: $50. Bobby, Mimi, Lucky, or June seem to be good based on the reviews

>>732884482
$150 is too much, but I'm glad you had fun. Once a month I travel to Tijuana, Mexico for some fun with sexy latinas. It costs about $60-100 for an hour of full sex with these ladies. You should try it.

>>732886594
Depends if you have any sores or scratches on your cock or balls. If you do, just go for the HJ.

>>732886831
You live in SD area, anon? I do, and have heard the stories about TJ, but have never gone (and my spanish is limited to like 5 words anyways).

>>732886087
I'll send you an email within an hour, just give me some time.

>>732886358
Sure, name me a city.

>>732886466
no prob bro

>>732886668
Yes

>>732884693

Usasexguide.info is free

>>732888888

>>732883323
Its fantastic. They look like they are in their 20's / 30s until they hit that wall at 60 and boom, they look 90.

>>732886668
>>732886666
Homer Simpson and Georgia Simpson?

>>732887232
>Usasexguide.info

Yes, but it doesn't appear to show anything for Montana...

>>732884482
did you fuck her once or twice? you can't remember?

>>732883878
top poster on AGW

>>732886674

There's 2 types of STDs, bacterial and viral.

Bacterial are not scary, you take antibiotics and it clears up. Viral ones are, genital herpes which can't be cured and stay with you for life, AIDS which kills you and various HPV strains.

HPV strains cause issues for women like cervical cancer but no for men, except for the strains which cause genital warts but it's pretty fucking easy to tell if someone has genital warts.

When you're dealing with oral - genital contact and transmission, it usually goes from infected genitals to uninfected mouth. Not the other way around. Meaning, if you got gonorrhea and cum in a girl's mouth, there's a slight chance she might get a throat infection.

You're not going to get a dick infection from getting a blowjob. Stop worrying and go get your dick sucked.

The only exception to the rule is if you have open sores, lesions or wounds on your dick AND the girl sucking your dick has open sores/lesions/wounds in her mouth and she bleeds from them all over your cock. Even then the chance is small.

There's a whole group of faggots who WANT to get HIV and go get their asses fucked by HIV positive fags and still don't catch it right away. For some it takes a long time to finally get it.

>>732886602
Reading comprehension... not your thing?

Every moment of everyday I miss queen vixen spa in Las Vegas ... They shut down haven't found anything close.to the quality in vegas

>>732885850
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732886801
brag?
I mean I paid 100€ for a massage and handjob, does it sound like bragging to you?

Will someone pls tell me if they kmow of one in austin tx. I need this.

>>732885962
pretty sure Happy Barber got closed down like a year or 2 ago

>>732886668
Only one in Homer and not legit, but the next closest one is in Roswell and it seems to be a drive to get there.
Delightful Spa in Roswell/60 min: $60/ Yoko is latest review for
Mini Massage in Roswell/30 min: $40
60 min: $50/Jessie, Cici, or Mary
Olympia Therapy in Roswell/ 60 min: $60/ Mai or Mimi

>>732887739
I don't know, it says it's still open on the site

>>732887569
an hero refers to suicide. show your newfaggotry more

Near newport beach California?

>>732887108
Yeah I live in Del Mar, California. The Red Light District in Tijuana is fairly safe for tourists. There are two clubs I recommend you try: Adelitas and Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club. You can check out their websites for more information. Honestly, you don't need to know much Spanish to speak to these women. Google Translate works wonders for me.

>>732887232

Nevermind, I found it... But very very little info.

Ah well.

>>732887398
I bet not many will have much for your state though

>>732888020
Yeah and dude was saying he was gonna an hero

>>732887191
anywhere around Minneapolis works, metro area
huge thx anon

>>732886594
Someone skipped sex ed.

>>732888181

Rubmaps has plenty, and lots of reviews... I just can't get any cards to work

I googled for free premium passwords - Because a while back you could get them easily.. but now it's all click bait and viruses.

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NOT OP BUT:

>be me 25
>just ended a 3 year relationship and is down in the dumps
>friend suggested to get a "massage" at a massage parlour just outside town
>had a few drinks and onto the MP we go
>greeted by a lovely MILF looking lady that guided us into the "aquarium"
>room is separated by a wall and a huge two-way mirror (I'm assuming)
>picture a police interrogation room kinda thing
>dark on the one side, well lit on the other
>we were on the dark side and the well lit room was filled with about fifteen young-looking asians, sitting down in-front of a TV, all having similar nighties-looking uniform with numbers on them
>"select who you want" MILF eagerly said
>I picked 94
>"Hey friend, how do we do this?"
>"I know its your first time Anon, but just say that it IS your first time but you know whats up and how much"
>was lead into separate rooms by MILF
>"Enjoy boys"

cont?

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eurofag here

>>732884432
you can get std's from blowey joeys

>>732888173
It varies in popularity by area. Review boards tend to be regional. Lucky for me it is busy in my area.

>>732884099
raw dog it or you are a faggot

>>732888537

Rubmaps has them, No where else does. If anyone has an account I can borrow, that'd be awesome lol

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>>732884482
>>732884482
150$ for a blowjob?
Dude, you ameri/euro/whatever fags need to come to brasil. 150$ is about 470 of our currency (real).

In my city, prostitutes charge from 150-300 for 1 hour of fucking, and those are average sluts. The really good ones charge from 300-500.

Pic related, it's an escort site from my city (http://www.ilhadoprazer.com.br/).

PS. If you don't know, prostitution is legal in brasil.

I fuck street walkers ama

>>732887433
No it was twice

>>732884482
>BJ for $150
Get a girlfriend and she'll do shit like that for free

>>732888301
alright bro, after im done with billings bro

>>732884482
>$150 for a bj
>can't remember if he fucked her once or twice

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>>732888838
> Get a gf
> Free

>>732888617

rubmaps parlous are all HE?

>>732888474

>eurofag here

translates as:

>hurr durr wanna spend 100-150 bucks for a shitty HJ/BJ by some wrecked asians

>and then I want to brag about it on /b/

Had one once where the girls boyfriend rang in the middle of her giving me a bj, turns out he thought she worked in an office, even though it was night time.

She let me fuck her without a condom and blow a load inside her because of it, no regrets didn't catch a thing.

>>732888804

how many times you found 'she' had a penis instead of a vagoo?

>STREET SURPRISE!!

>>732888386
cont

>>732888618
daaaamn son, nice. Brazil is not safe for westerners outside of specific tourist locations though right?

>>732889303
samefagging so hard

>>732889269
how long ago was that? HIV doesn't show straight away on tests, enjoy your HIV faggot

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>>732888386
>My friend is in same room
>Stick his feminine penis in my toaster
>At this point, aliens were entering the building, flashing lights flying saucer etc
>Ask for my beef n cheese coupon back
>Try to run but slip on floor covered in Taki Fuego powder
>Suddenly, dick becomes bug thing from the matrix
>Crawls around looking for a belly button to fuck
>gets lost outside and eaten by a crow
>Crow has a penis bird baby, named Humpty
>Becomes a successful rapper in the late 80s
>During recording of last video
>Opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Moves in with uncle

>>732884482

Man for $150 I would make her eat my shit and drink my piss while calling me the King of England

>>732886304


thanks

>>732889119


Huh? Not sure what you are asking.

>>732889428
lmao hemingway in this muthafuka 10/10

>>732883220
Kek

bump, and Atlanta, if the anon is still researching

is that all it takes to signal you want a handy? bare ass? no way to confirm?

>>732890494
Nah, not really, Usually you can ask if the place is legit, or if she asks you after the flip

>>732889428
Sounds like a pretty rad acid trip

>>732888838
I used to get the MP rub and tugs even with a girlfriend. I liked the way they massaged my ass and taint, didn't really think the GF would be into it.

How wrong I was- sex life has been escalating ever since I bought her a dildo. Now she begs to lick my taint and asshole. No more MPs for me

>>732890494

In my experience, if they give you a towel to "cover up" don't... If they offer a table shower, do it and try your best to have a boner while doing so

while she's giving the massage, try touching her and giving off signals you want extra service

some places will know what's up if you "pre-tip" (By leaving a decent size tip on the table next to the bed) and being flirty as hell.

>>732890494
That's the best way. That and saying you've "been there before".

Negotiating a price crosses the line to prostitution. Doing sexual acts for free (or a tip...) is considered a consensual sex act. Stay woke

>>732890895

after u say yes to the table shower, u come back lay down butt naked and tell her shes cute and touch her skin, grab her butt. she will get the idea...

sometimes after i had the table shower, i go back to the room with her i just make her lay down and eat her out. thats how a real man does it.

>>732888474
Eurofag here too.
I can pay, 15, 20€ or 30€ and fuck a hot and young brazilian hooker in her apartment, or pay 10€ and fuck a druggie on a tunnel or street.

Its awesome!

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>>732886652

>>732890993

This! This 100x. If the "House fee" is $60 and you want extra service, I've usually handed mammasan $100 and got what I wanted (sometimes more)

You're paying for a massage, not the sexual act. That's why they are getting harder to sting... though it still happens.

I also wouldn't go in there with anything of value. I pull out the amount of cash I think that will work, and leave credit cards, debit, rest of my cash, cell phone and anything else worth something in my locked car which I'd suggest parking kind of out of the way of the MP

>>732891297
where in the EU?

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>>732886652
I got lots more... you want?

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>>732886652
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>>732886652
2

>>732889360
As long as you're not travelling to rio de janeiro, salvador, maceió or curitiba, yes, it's pretty safe.

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>>732886652
or puffy?

>>732891738
>Be me
>Vaca in Rio
>See two murders and an after school 'prostitute'
>360 and moved to brazil

>>732891451
Portugal. It's the only good thing about actually living here.
If you ever come here, go and see the castles and all that old shit, it's pretty cool.
Incall is way cheaper than outcall here, Porto is great for sex tourism, idk about Lisbon.
Whore houses are way too expensive and shitty in Braga, idk about te rest.

>>732892112
What's the age of consent in Porto?

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>>732885120

You still checking for people? Anything good in Wichita, KS?

>>732884753
Really. I stopped reading after that.

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>>732878430
>mfw I go to an Asian massage parlor but just got a massage and nothing else.

>>732892655
bump

>>732885962
hey is there anything in the boulder, co area? thanks anon

>>732884482

>$150

AYYYYYYYYY

you could go to any strip club on a slow night and get head from the best girl for $40

>be me 23
>decide to go to my first massage
>never been before, maybe I'll call for appointment?
>awkward phonecall to find out I should just walk in
>walk in 15 minutes later
>"you the one who called?"
>yes
>super hot girl massages me all up in my business. Rubs thumbs down my ass crack, over my taint, and to my balls. Over and over
>I cum. Oops
>I hear a man in the hallway asking for my masseuse
>"she busy"
>man is pissed
>mfw I got his prearranged HE

>>732887191
boulder?

>>732893107
What kind of dirty fucking clubs have you been going to??? Dude. $20 for a non private lap dance. For one song. That's 3 minutes. I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit

>>732885514
Aye I'm from Mount Holly

>>732893150
You said yourself they don,t take appointments so maybe he just knew her name?

>>732892112
Dude how do you find such cheap places? Até agora não conheci nenhum sitio onde um bico fosse mais barato que 30€

>>732891368
>>732891510
>>732891650
>>732891697
>>732891797

u wot m8

>>732892655
Same. When I was 15 and I went (I was oblivious at the time), I recall the masseuse thinking I was 19 and starting stroking me down there after I got hard. Obviously I froze up out of embarrassment and she stopped.

Fuck.

>>732894680
Hahahahahaha lolololol faggot!!! You're gonna regret that one for the rest of your life!!!

>>732892281
16

>>732894936
not the same person, but i've screwed up a bunch of opportunities and i could care less. there's plenty of women out there.

>>732894680
I would honestly kill myself if I were you.

>>732884482
You know, you could have gotten pussy had you gone to TJ. $60 to fuck any chick you want + $13 to reserve a room. $73 to fuck hot as chicks is not bad.

>>732889511
Lost. This is not supposed to be a ylyl thread

>>732884800
Who the fucking cares how much he paid? Maybe he felt extra generous.

>be me 24
>move to Tokyo for a semester abroad
>look forward to all the woman there
>found online about blowjob bars for cheap money
>hell yeah
>first week there, went to Womb club in Shibuya
>Japanese woman approaches me and invites me for some drinks
>After some more dates she wanted me to be her boyfriend
>why not
>during work she is in Kobe so I can only see her every second weekend or so
>first weekend she is on period, second weekend we found out the Japanese condoms doesn't fit me, third weekend she just wasn't in the mood
>went on like this forever, no fun sex, always some troubles
>last week before I go back to Germany
>Japanese girlfriend breaks up with me because she changed her mind and doesn't wanna move to Germany
I was in fucking Japan for 6 months and probably skipped the best time of my life

>>732896867
Ahhhahahaha. You got playrd, son.

>>732896867
rip

>>732896867
Hope you learned a valuable lesson

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>>732885850
>decide to be an hero

Fucking newfag

ill probably go tonight. i know a korean and a latina place i cant decide. wanna smoke up a joint before i go. its 60 for 1 hr and 100 for fcking. they shower u and shes a babe, shaved, with MM tits

It's funny to read the reviews on some of the AMP around here and see that alot of dudes have eaten out the girls there.

I am like, are you fucking serious? eating a pussy that's had probably 100+ dicks a day in it...

>>732899341
My ex didn't even have a job and has twice as much in there

>>732899341
Agreed. Only thing I can think is that they're a little gay and like the idea of sucking down some leftover dick?

>>732899527

Maybe. as tempting as some of their pussies look, I know the history and regardless if it's been condom fucks or not... that's still alot of cock in there.


same goes for chicks who've had abortions and forced miscarriages.

how the fuck is this thread still alive?