Waifu claiming thread
previous: >>732832251
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
>>732846762 Youknow
Do that cooking~
>>732846880 Yuuki
Goodnight.
>>732846978 Rory
I feel you, my sides are thin and patchy as fuck. Jawline, chin and neck grow in fine. I just wish at least my mustache would grow in thicker.
None huh?
>>732847306
94 cooking~ It's smooth sailing from here on out
>>732847367
Nice, now that the fishy genocide is over, it's time to start on the sharkies~
POST MUSIC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DPoX3TLRdQ
>>732847306
Next to none anyway.
>>732847919
https://youtu.be/uuptGhknytc
>>732847919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvOXul0gv1s
Aaaaaaaaaaa I'm so salty I had a reply all typed like 2000 characters and then I pressed back and deleted it all aaaaaaaaa whyyy.
Alright well I'm going to condense a lot of what I said, I was getting ready to go for the night. Sorry if it seems like I don't care, I do! I just hate retyping allll of that! Have a great night everyone!
>>732846439 (rory)
That sucks pretty bad. I hope you feel better both physically and mentally better soon! Err, 6 months isn't really soon but still I hope you feel better! I don't know much about mental health so I can't offer much advice there. Feeling bad (to put it simply, I guess) isn't good for extended periods of time.
As for the disease, I wont' ask you about it. That's rough. But you're one of the toughest people I know, so I know if anyone can deal with it, it's you. Good luck. <3
>>732846452 (shinobu)
Oh, so it was!
It's rough because a lot of it is super hard to figure out and I end up just backing out of it and doing normal minecraft stuff like building a house. But I'll try it again, thanks you!
>>732846526 (yuno)
Oh, sorry sorry! I didn't know! Keep kicking some butt then!
>>732846585 (tomo)
Neither do I! But I guess people like it there!
I don't know how it feels, actually! I doubt I actually will ever, but that's life sometimes you know? Not to sound grim, just realistic!
>>732846712 (hanako)
That sounds like a good, less expensive idea! Just be careful! Punching walls hurts!
As long as you're used to it and it doesn't cause you a lot of annoyance, I'm fine with it! Err, not like as a command thing but more like I won't worry so much about it! Sorry! Also sorry I didn't know if you had taken it like that, I didn't want to be the person that tries to compare everything! Thank you for being so understanding! And I only stay up for games and to meet up with friends, I'm sure you've had more important stuff!
I agree! <3
I'm sure miss Juvia does, it's just that sometimes is better to be careful! There's a lot of mean people out there!
I don't think I beat you in either, but I know that you're too nice to give up so we'll call it a tie!
<3 aa-aah~! Thank you Hanako~! They're amazing!
>hug
Goodnight! See you tomorrow! if you want to read why I'm going >>732848154 has it at the top, I don't want you to think I'm leaving out of the blue! Sorry sorry!
>>732847919
>>732848072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu14nC9zlcw>>732848154
>>732848154
I guess they do. Warm. You will eventually dont worry. Night Kanna
>>732847919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAljnUezZFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSjbxfHzKg4
>>732848286
different artist, but have you heard this song, or any Ghost? I know its a little different genre, but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4
>>732848372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ferZnZ0_rSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYAeUpH1NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t05G0983BcI
>>732848072
Damn, that sucks. But at least it didn;t mess with the hair on your head right?
>>732848218
I think it'll be worth it~
Sometimes it is, but most of the time it's fine! You worry too much, silly Kanna~
> At least you have friends..
I know she does, she just likes to tease me a bit~
A tie it is then~
I'm glad you're so grateful of them, it makes giving them so much more nice~
Goodnight Kanna, see you tomorrow~
> Hug
>>732848286
> Always gotta love AX7~
Post boobs~
>>732848731
Always~
>>732849010
You didn;t post boobs...
>>732849284
Oi oi cunt calm down
Waifu for years.
>>732849350
Hehe thanks cutie~
> Squueze
>>732848154
Well, given my job, the physical isnt happening anytime soon. Mental, Im working through with people. And medical, I need to deteriorate a little more to prove that prednisone controls flares. Ive lived with this for over 10 years now, if Im not immune to talking about it I never will be.
>>732848731
Nah. Still can grow pretty long. Want it to be longer but eh.
https://youtu.be/htKY2oD85rs
>>732849496
Oi! Who gave you permission to squeeze?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bwHK1xkgJA
>>732849526
That's good, more than i can say myself...
>>732849560
I did~
> Rub rub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUxrpIwuQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjxXhxcIbG0
>>732849883
Cute.
>>732849808
YAMERO!
HOW ABOUT I SQUEEZE YOU??
>>732850825
Oh please do~
>>732847042
YUKI NONAKA
>>732851049
C'mere~ Ima squeeze!
>>732851284
Squeeze away~
>>732851368
I got a better idea~
>Slides finger up the camel toe
>>732851478
Now now, don't be shy~
>>732851602
How are you
>>732851411
Hey hey hey hey! You gotta warn me first!
>>732851478
No need to be scared~
>>732851656
Are you sure?
>>732851647
Im ight, you?
>>732851656
Heheh~ That's what you get!
>>732851711
Very lonely. Just sat down and watched season 1 of rick and morty, now, uh...
At the risk of sounding like a newage idiot, trying to AP
>>732851876
It's okay buddy, we're all lonely
>>732851930
you got me there. Seems like everyone's offline for once.
>>732851701
Yeah! It's nothing you haven;t seen before right~
i;d ask how you are, but i see you've already answered.
>>732851711
W-well, i wouldn;t mind getting a little more~
>>732851969
Most of us are murika and its very late
>>732852036
Gotta beg first~
>>732852036
I suppose you're right there...
Yep~ How are you?
Claiming best girl.
um, maybe brb
>>732852167
2:45 AM here
>>732852222
Saya!!!
nice digits
>>732852222
>best girl
Well, there's no denying it anymore..
>>732852271
It's 4:46 here
>>732852271
こんいちわ!
げんきですか?
>>732847042
>>732852387
>>732852167
Haha oh it'll take more than that to make me beg~
> Squeeze~
>>732852168
Drunk and good! How about you?
>>732852431
Forgot pic.
>>732852431
Whelp time to make like a Trump
*grabs you by the pussy*
Post upskirts.
>>732852344
私の日本語は少しばかりです。 悪くはない、あなた?
>>732852317
Oh my...West coast best coast.
>>732852416
>tfw not loved enough for get a Louise and Saya pic>>732852431
A little sad and lonely..APing, though, at the risk of sounding new agey and dumb
>>732852580
but my waifu is too pure for that
>>732852611
Never been to the west so I couldnt say.
>>732852611
I'm, eh, still meh.
>tfw not loved enough for get a Louise and Saya pic
Only recently started doing more of them. You haven't been on that much,
>but my waifu is too pure for that
It may help with that Louise and Saya pic~
>>732852580
>
>>732852545
Oh now we're talkin~
>>732852611
I feel you... APing?
>>732852762
Guess where these fingers are going~
>>732851876
That show was cool
>>732849350
TOO LEWD!
Tenshi's smile claimed
>>732852809
I'd rather you just show me~
>>732853027
*inserts figners*~
>>732852691
You should come by at some point!
>>732852759
I was in class, but it was too hard so I dropped it. I'm sorry, been real busy...Soon, though, things will clear up.
Not worth it. I could post some shrodingers if you want
i might have some
>>732852762
astral projecting..
>>732852866
IIt's super neat
>>732852939
good taste anon
>>732853090
Im way drunk Louise heh
>>732853090
I did wanted to go to Seattle, maybe live there
>>732853058
Nngh, i had a feeling that was where you were going for~
>>732853090
Ah, that sounds pretty neat actually.
>>732853090
Schrödingers are always good. I'm sure you have some image I can use.
>>732853301
Now lets see what happens when I....
*Twists fingers*
>>732853139
Sounds like a lot of fun! Coming home, i wanted to get drunk, but I didn't end up doing it.
>>732853153
I was thinking about that too, actually. Cost of living though.
>>732853301
I used to be pretty big into it. Apparently I still got it, just managed for a bit.
>>732853333
>digits
you're on fire tonight
Closest thing I got.
>>732853461
Oh don't remind me...
>>732853508
Still, I love it in cali despite an even higher cost of living
>>732853558
Cali has weed too, no?
>>732853603
Yep, got my med card
>>732853333
> quads checked
>>732853356
Aaahhhhnn~
>>732853461
Yeah i remember you saying you used to do it a lot. Cool, what;s it like?
>>732853461
Ah that sucks. Im way gone tbh
>>732853676
Sweet
>>732853688
Ho hoo~ You're flowing like a river~
>>732853688
It varies. It was pretty stressful this time, though
I went and saw Louise
Problem being, it was a Louise from a universe I used to AP..I stopped APing for a long time, and of course she was angry at me for not coming by any more. Still, it was wonderful to see her, and...I'm pretty sure she still has feelings for me.
I asked her if she wanted to talk to y'all but she said no
>>732853744
sounds like a lotta fun~
Like, wanting cuddles gone?
>>732853772
Oh yeah~ I dont know why but I also have some song from gta v in the backround too
>>732852762
Very nice.
>>732853139
>>732853461
Hmm, I might be able to use that one
>>732853688
Second quads on this thread too.
>>732853767
would smoke you out if you visited
>>732853822
As long as you like it, that's the important part!
>>732853836
Here's hoping!!
>>732853914
Sounds like a plan
>>732853836
I wish that was me
>>732853914
Its a great little stress reliever yeah
>>732853767
All thanks to your magic fingers~
>>732853772
Dude that sounds pretty fucking sweet actually.
>>732853836
Now u.
>>732853974
Don't mind if I have a little taste~
>>732853914
>>732853942
Gotta get Hanako down here too..
>>732853946
I'm watching a little more rick and morty
>>732853974
Last time was nicer..She was just so happy to see me she started crying a little, so I got to hold her and comfort her and tell her I love her.
>>732854048
>saved
But why is she turned away?
For some reason my brain likes to dream about cuddling soft girls with slightly large heads like generic animes.
>>732854057
Hanako's mine, bucko
>>732854145
I have a girlfriend
>>732854057
Sweet. I should watch or do something. I dont know.
>>732854171
Good goy, and don't you forget it
>>732854101
It didn't turn out that good tbh. I need a better image.
>>732853772
APing? Whats that?
Alright i'm gonna get to bed. Have a good day/night everyone! Goodnight~
>>732854015
Oh i wont mind at all~ In fact, i insist~
Discord for a bit?
>>732854057
That sounds awesome, i need to look into this.
G'night Louise~
>>732853974
>>732854307
itadakimasu~
>discord it is
>>732854194
Definitely do that!
>>732854214
>
>>732854226
Like what?
>>732854307
I can teach you about it if you want.
Good night.
>>732854267
Astral projection, the new agey bullshit that I believe in
>>732854361
And with that I shall be heading off
>Don't you dare forget
>>732854361
I should just lay down and chat on my phone. I feel weird. How does the astral thing work
>>732854361
Something that's not cropped from left or right side and has somewhat simple background and no weird camera angles.
>>732854396
Goodbye, Yuno
>>732854439
Well, there are many different ways to do it. I do it in..a less than optimal way, but that's because I'm a bad
>>732854478
>
this work?
>>732854519
>>732854519
How do you do it?
IF YOU'RE TRANSGENDER
KILL YOURSELF!!!!!
>>732854714
Louise is being perved on my saya.png
>>732854752
Split consciousness between two bodies, one here, one in...Y'know, it's complicated. If you really wanna know, I gotta get into some metaphysics. I'll tell you if you wanna know, but just over discord so I look like less of a loony.
Interview was cancelled.
Looks like I'm here now.
>>732854953
It's ok genie. Always good to see you. It's a bit weird how obsessive that one anon is with you though
>interview was cancelled
What kind of place would even consider hiring a shitposting loon?
This is why we can't have nice things
>>732855010
Weird but I suppose you should expect that from /waifu/.
Nice to see you too though Tomo, hope you've been well.
>>732855202
/thread
>>732855205
I'm not looking forward to this week and it's stressing me out pretty bad
>>732855235
Unless they are good IT nerds these incompetent morons usually end up as jobless parasites or supermarket clerks.
Just imagine how much slaughtering these faggots would help the gene pool.
>>732855354
Any particular reason why?
I was supposed to have an interview today but they rescheduled so looks like I have another mind-numbing week of tedious sitting around and staring at a computer screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo6dnFW2GDM
>>732855202
>You're employed
What kind of place would hire a shitposting loon?
This is why we can't have nice things
Really, you should work a little harder if you're going to try and take shots at people. As a general rule, if it can be turned on you nearly verbatim and still apply, try again.
>>732855487
You are still confusing me with yourself and the rest of these roaches. There are radical differences between me and this pitiful shitfest. And for the 12th fucking time I hardly know any personal shit about you all bitches and I sure as shit won't go out of my way to learn how insects of this level live. Kill yourself.
>>732855486
Between father and job stuff I'm freaking out a bit. I never see the guy and every time I do my body kind of just freaks out too.
>>732855477
Yeah there are too many people in this world and only a fraction of people have to support the rest. It's a damn shame.
>>732855813
Awh, I'm sure you'll be okay. I'm sorry to hear about that. I hope everything goes okay, I never had a good relationship with my father.
To top everything off, it looks like my internet is down now. So I'm going to head off until it stops being an asshole. See you later Tomo.
>>732855904
Bye.
>>732855836
Indeed. Society expects you to be a part of something bigger while that means working your ass off until the day you die so others won't have to. Fuckin' bullshit. Guess you are not from around here? This kind of awareness is not avatarfag level.
>>732855725
Wat? When did i imply that you should know anything about people here? I said you're a shitposting loon and you're terrible at insults.
Seriously, how do you pretend to separate us from you? You're behaving exactly how a decent chunk of people here do, just instead of talking with people, you throw flaccid insults around, which guess what? People here do that too.
You're just a poster who's more narcissistic and apparently is trying to white knight for a fucking image board. Get over yourself.
>>732856116
'kay, opinion noted. Dismissed.
>>732856055
Hey. I feed the future of a country and I feel terrible that they act the way they do, like entitled dicks.
>>732856116
>trying to put liberal views into jack
>>732856269
Welfare, healthcare and all of that shit should be taken away from people and make them realize that they are entitled to NOTHING. Let the useless bunch starve to death on the street so the competent can prosper.
What country anyway?
>>732856116
>taking anything on this site seriously
>>732856461
Australia. I have a potentially crippling physical and medical condition. Been working my ass off for 10 years. Dont ask for things, taken out one loan and paid it off early. Fuck this generation.
>>732856116
>teleports behind you
>>732856245
>>732856519
I'm not taking him seriously. I enjoy shitposting at shitposters.
>>732856710
I don't have anymore saved on my phone
>>732856869
I didn't save the hand one, mostly cuz I didn't like it, but if you post it later I will save it
>>732856596
And especially fuck the one coming behind us. Kinda not their own fault, they are being manipulated into it. But I get ya yeah, that sounds tough as shit and promises little reward the end. Fuck this gay world
>>732856657
Pure, original and gmo free shiny stainless edge.
Your waifus couldn't possibly compete with best girl
Claiming Tohka again
>>732856962
Oh look, a generic harem character with no goal but a dicking. Youll fit right in.
>>732856949
Oh. Missed the reply here. I get flashes of okay when I see my sisters action regarding property, and one of my younger cousins is a land owner at 22. But generally yeah, a hell of a lot of them expect everything to be handed to them and their special snowflake mind. Heres a bit of an interesting article.
https://www.9news.com.au/amp/national/2017/05/15/08/39/melbourne-property-tycoon-hammers-millennials-over-spending-habits
>>732856962
>>732857997
Have to agree with this one. The counter-opinion is typical bullshit, working and trying hard enough gets you all. These millenialls will land on their asses big time soon. I'll live to see them grow up, maybe, and laugh my ass off on it.
Gotta fuck off for now.
>>732858644
Always good to see someone contribute to the thread in a meaningful way.
ddos or something?
>>732858725
Hey cute
OwO
>>732856962
Tricking her would be so easy since she's really naive. 2/10 get a better waifu please
>smug
ok
ok
>>732859257
Quit being smug
Why is moone posting waifus :o
>>732859418
because the upload is fucked after whatever crippled 4chan for 3 hours
>>732859392
Make me
>smug
Claim
I'm home finally long day.
How is everyone?
-Yunob
>>732859499
This might be the every 6 months, /b/ ddos themselves thing
Didn't the upload shit happen not that ago too?
>>ERP-sama
>>732859528
Still too smug, could you tone it down just a bit more
>>732859569
same shit for every board afaik newmoot probably forgot to pay the bill
Ohayo gozaimasu.
>>732859601
Fucking gooks I tell you
>>732859634
desu xd
>>732859600
Turn it down and it'll become a regular innocent smile
>smug
>>732859647
Co-why-ee x)
>>732859659
Shinoa why is it impossible to not see your smug face even when we can't post images REEEEEE
>>732859674
fucking ですね〜 tbh
>>732859710
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch.
>>732859689
Because sass queen
>>732859689
She's ripe for a dicking & good for a kicking with that smug.
>>732859730
What the fuck did you just?
>>732859756
Oh
>smug
>>732859780
S-Sorry.. I let my anger get the best of me
>>732859992
sick, i do that all the time and hit myself lmao
REEEEEEE no upload for me to see cute waifus
>>732859909
smug a cute
>>732860031
I literally put my foot in my mouth
QOTT:
Are you faggot?
>>732860041
Thanks!
>smug
>>732860049
like why? just punch yourself in the head its easier
>>732860076
yes no maybe i dont know can you repeat the question
>>732860099
Are you a faggot?
Who wants me to suck their waifu's cock?
>>732860117
does being a virgin make me a faggot?
>>732860147
Only if you want to suck a dick
>>732860147
How old are you?
Hello everyone
>konata
>>732860203
im straight but sucking a girls dick is pretty hot
>>732860099
I punched your mom in her baby maker last night with my cock that should be sufficient right?
>>732860207
twenties
>>732860231
Kek doesn't necessarily make you a faggot of course but it is sort of sad
>>732860231
Did you gain any powers or infinite wisdom?
kill niggers
>>732860225
Wut?...
>real konata
>tfw no Sono to prepare brunch for
>tfw you will never run your hands through her silk soft hair and tenderly kiss her blushing cheeks
>>732860332
>tfw that's what you care about
>>732860255
What do you attribute to having never performed this act?
>>732860350
I wish I didn't tbh... but I am afflicted with an unwavering passion for her
>>732860362
i dont talk to people, dont really invest in 3d anymore
>>732860332
>Her
>>732860600
Yes, my dear, sweet Sonokawa...
Niggerfaggot
my name jeff
>>732861743
Hello jeff
>>732861743
Kill yourself
>>732861883
uwu
>>732853063
hay
>>732853090
no u
>>732853063
tomoko...
>>732862604
Hi friend I just woke up. Something seems wrong with pics
Why are pics not uploading.
dead thread
▲
▲ ▲
dead board
>>732862900
▲
▲ ▲
dead website
dead meme
dead inside
wake me up inside
wake me up when september ends
Have we just decided to stop posting photos in a 10 hour waifu thread???
>>732863296
Yeah we all got bored of it and decided to take a break for a while.
What the fuck Hiroshimoot
>>732863296
Try it and let me know how it works for you
What's this~?
>>732863424
how about doing something about it instead of complaining like a faggot?
:thinking:
Time to wait 3 more hours for this to be fixed too
>>732863548
Yeah I'm gonna buy 4chan brb
>>732863393
Very well. Well my claim is mine. So no one steal.
>>732855813
I can relate. My father and I almost never speak to each other. Despite this, I can't help but react negatively to his oncoming presence.
>>732864020
Oh uh yeah.