Alright guys my life has come to a point where my last hope is

I know this is 4chan and all but I would appreciate a real answer or two. I have never told anyone as it is my biggest secret.

Also I believe it is about 10 grand not including airfare and hotel but if this doctor in beverly hills can really add the length he says it's totally worth it to me.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I have a 5 and a half in erect penis. I have never been ridiculed and I have never had any issues with women regardless of being one night stands or being relationships.

My penis is 2 inches flaccid. I've never been ashamed of it nor have I ever lied about it. The more nonchalant I am talking about this with people the less they give a fuck.

We live in a world where the likely hood of your friends and peers finding out about your physical attributes is very high. So why lie to yourself? Accept your body, and talk about it with people. I've never been unable to make a sexual partner cum either. I dunno whats wrong with you man, You must have anxiety or something.

Last shameless self bump. I am so dumb I posted it in a different thread.

It would only take one girl who didn't care to change your mind.

>>732840049

You probably make it up with girth though. I am small in length and girth. I rarely ever see a smaller penis on here unless it is a micro or something.

>>732840066
I am so beta now that the thought of a girl making fun of it makes me cringe. It seems like every girl I ever come close to fucking is either a slut or is closet kinky so I know they want a huge dick.

>>732839669
5" is well within the acceptable range for 99% of girls. Getting surgery on a 5" dick is a pathetic waste of money.

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>>732839669
NO MAN, NO MATTER HIS STATURE OR STATION IN LIFE, WOULD EVER ALLOW A KNIFE TO THAT CLOSE TO HIS DICK. YOU VAPID COWARD, IF THE MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT YOU IS YOUR SMALL DICK I HOPE YOUR INSECURITIES FUCKING KILL YOU.

GUESS WHAT SHRIMP DICK! YOU WEREN'T BUILT FOR FUCKING! DEAL WITH IT. NATURE DESIGNED YOU FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PICKING APPLES AND TAKING STRAIGHT JABS TO THE CHEST FROM MEN! EITHER LIFT AND QUIT CRYING OR STFU AND GO PICK MY APPLES BITCH!

>>732840141|

>>732840049
>You must have anxiety or something.
/thread

>>732839669
The surgery is BRUTAL. Have you tried Jelking? Youtube it for explanation.

>>732840321
I see guys post their 6 inch dicks on here that look 3 inches bigger than mine because of girth. Trust me it's pathetic especially for a 6'6 dude.

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Late 40s oldfag here. I have a tiny penis. Like the one in the photo. It's about 4" hard on a good day. Oh, and I'm a fatass. Always have been, since I was a kid.

I'm also happily married, rich and retired business owner, and happy as a pig in shit.

I've fucked 9 different women in my life, gotten blowjobs from others. Never once did one complain or even look at it funny. Granted, I rarely showed it soft, but by the time the pants are off, we're already green lit.

I also was a bit shy about it, but as I got older I realize it doesn't really matter. And if it does matter to a women, then she probably also cares about other stupid woman shit like expensive purses and shoes and I don't want her anyway. Or she's a size queen and we're not a match, ever.

Learn to eat pussy, make women laugh, treat them kindly, and have a job and ambitions. That's all most women want.

>>732839669
take a pic of your dick so we can determine whether it is shrimpy

>>732840442
I have horrible anxiety and self confidence issues.

>>732840049
Girls ARE more likely to let you do anal, when you have a small winky.

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>>732840501

p.s. On the few occasions I was worried if a woman would care, I would make a joke in conversations while getting to know them, like "I'm hung like a field mouse" and judged their reaction. All of then were like "I don't care..."

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I hate stating that I'm a femanon sometimes, but I feel as though you might listen a bit better and understand this.
The majority of women don't give a single fuck about your personality.
They want the "alpha" males with big cars, big wallets, and big dicks. This is attractive to them. Over time, the decently attractive ones have been made into giant whores, who've taken 12 dicks up the ass by the time they get into eighth grade.
Women are whores, don't trust them, you shouldn't even care what they think. Because we are inferior.
>hurr thats not a femanon
I wouldn't be on this board if I didn't believe males are superior.
>also OP don't feel bad about your size, that's not bad at all
>they've just been with too many dudes before, don't feel insulted
blah blah blah morals

>>732840501
I am very good with the making girls laugh part but haven't eaten pussy in a good while. Would you say the women you went after were pretty clean? I just feel like the ones I am about to fuck are nymphs and crave huge cock. Thank you for an honest answer though man.

>>732840442
Seek therapy instead of surgery.

You have all the advice you need.


Godspeed, faggot.

>>732840581
As a female I can say this is not true

>>732840049
>>732840581
/thread

>>732840701
I refuse to believe that people as dumb as you actually exist.

I'm 5'6 with 7 inch, thick cock.

Short with a bit above average or tall with a bit below average?

Both suck and are good. Stop whining. I get rejected often before it even gets to the bedroom because of my height. We all have shitty attributes OP. Get over it.

>>732840141
Post pics with timestamp

>>732840701
Thank you for the response. I definitely don't come across as beta in appearance and am well off for my age it's my confidence that is so beta. The fact that girls literally tell me they want to fuck and I don't follow through is so fucking cringey to me. Now none of these girls hit me back because I string them along and then don't text them back until I get horny as fuck a few months later.

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>>732840701
Bet youre an ugly fatass.

I want to wife you.

Post pix

Bro im uncircumsized and fat. 280 5 10. Im like 6 6.5 erect with a wee hood. Bitches love it. I love having their tongue inside my skin. Youre ok bro bro. Just get high and fuck

>>732840141
Kek

>>732840701
Post pics with timestamp

>>732840969
I am eatiing some popcorn, but I'm not a fatass on the outside.
Nah, man. Didn't work out amazingly the last time.

>>732839669
I am a female. After I was raped my friend was the only guy who could get me off and he is 5" pencil dick. Trust me I fucked plenty of other men, they did not have skill to get me off
Money>dick in woman's mind

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>>732840791
Real talk about nymphos m8.
They don't care.

Dick is dick, and women are fucking animals just like us. How many fattys have you bagged without being too terribly ashamed.

A few yeah?

Look, if you over compensate, women will know. They are masters at sniffing out insecurities and won't hesitate to weaponize them against you for leverage.

Tl;dr
If you don't care, they won't care.
Besides, you still get your nut, amirite??

>>732841032
There is a noticeable difference between barely 5 inches and 6.5 tho my man. That would be above average.

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>>732840791

I only had a couple of one night stands. The others were all relationships, even if they only lasted a couple of months.

Well if you're chasing shallow whores in clubs, then you're going to run into cunts.

The other option is hookers. If you're really serious about surgery, go fuck a few hookers first and see how it all works out. They've seen all the dicks.

Shut the fuck up OP, your dick is literally the average. You're sitting here crying like a self-conscious girl on social media, meanwhile there are people on here with medically-diagnosed micropenises.

tl;dr OP crying about having an average size dick when motherfuckers out there have 2-3 inches HARD.

>>732841117
love= (money + dick) - prenup

You're sexually inexperienced. Your entire perception of how this effects you is just that, your perception, and it's totally blown out of proportion. You've never had a long term sexual relationship and I assume you haven't learned how to give oral sex yet.

Many women if not a majority do not cum from vaginal penetration, it's almost always clitoral stimulation that does it. As a tool, your hands and tongue are more important.

If a woman can cum from vaginal penetration it's because she's sensitive on the anterior wall. Your goal is to rub against that wall, where the g-spot is located. You're not trying to hit her cervix and it's unnecessary to apply pressure on all of the other walls, so length and girth become superfluous after certain diameters, which really depend on the woman.

But again, most likely you're not going to get her to cum from vaginal penetration, and this would still be the case if you were 7 inches.

I get that you feel your dick isn't proportionate to your body. If this surgery is legitimate then go for it, but your situation isn't as dire as you think.

>>732840701
>I wouldn't be on this board if I didn't believe males are superior.

What?
/b/ is an equal opportunity shit storm.
We are all equally dumb pieces of shit around here. Go over to /pol/ with those type of beliefs.

>>732841109
Post pics or fuck off "man".

>>732839669
Yes. The only way to find love and be happy is to increase your dick size. Go to a psychiatrist faggot.

>>732841149
Without the skin i too would probably sit right at 5. Its the motion of the ocean baby. Porn helps as literature as well. I know har har but i went through the same slumo right after hs. College was built up as an orgy infestes cespool but i got nothing. Also its a numbers game and just get yourself mentally for some rejection but ask 100 and one is bound to say yes. Not sure if that favtors in to the problem.

>>732841308
Virgin detected. Girls do orgasm from penetration. Are you 12?

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>>732841355
Fair enough. I'll stop bringing it up, I just kind of hate women. But I also like being inferior.
badaboopbuhdahdeedoo

>>732841308
This has been my sexual experience so far in life. At 16 I had a girlfriend that I fucked and got head from multiple times a day for about a year. At 18 I had another one that I was really sexually active with that ended when I was about 19. During this relationship I started developing performance issues where I would only get about 80% hard or not be able to get it up. This really fucked my self confidence up. seeing as I am 22 between 19 and now I have probably gotten head like 3 times and fucked once. I have considered finding a whore to fuck a bunch of times to at least get my stamina up and try and go from there. The only times I am really confident in life are when I am on drugs and I can't really do them anymore including alcohol.

>>732841232
Dude I know I am a bitch I have said as much in my post. I can't help that though I am always sabotaging myself in my head. If I am about to fuck it's "oh god pussy better at least get it up and not bust or she will think you are small AND a loser"

>>732841565
I wouldn't say woman are inferior, even though they kind of are. Woman are good at what they are built for. Woman these days try to be objects and capitalize on there weaknesses while ignoring there strengths. That is why they are inferior. They are jealous of what men are built for. They want that, and they won't ever get it.

>>732841774
Their*

Men are retarded.

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>>732841744

Eat her pussy first until she cums, and all sins will be forgiven, my son.

>>732841774
I'm just annoyed by the fact that women try to pretend that they're equal in strength, or just as capable of performing some tasks that are generally accomplished and assigned to men (for a reason). Feminists are just retarded.
We're not built for hard work, we're meant to get pregnant and raise children.

>>732839669
bro...... real talk here. fuck small chicks. im 6'1 and have about a 4.5-5"... i NEVER fuck fat girls cause it makes my dick look small. i have fucked a ton of small asian chicks and many white chicks. i shoot for chicks 5'5" and under and like 130lbs or less. my cock looks huge inside them. just fucking slam them, doesnt matter how deep it goes, if they feel you just fucking the shit out of them it doesnt matter how long it is. i have fucked some loose chicks too and a good tip is to have a finger go inside her while u fuck her. so if you fuck her doggy, put your thunb in her cunt at the same time. fuck small women. it will be ok dont worry. if some chick EVER says shit about your dick to other people, just tell them you couldnt fet fully hard so it looked small because her cunt REAKED like fish.

i havema 4.5 inch and it does not bother me but i am a bit younger than u

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>>732840141

...Are you fucking serious?

You're tall, apparently not entirely socially inept and your depressed because you have a potentially smaller-than-average penis?

Listen to yourself, that is absolutely pathetic.

There are people with horrible disfigurements, or congenital defects like dwarfism which permanently alters how everyone on the planet sees and interacts with you and they can get laid. You're obviously not that bad, get the fuck over yourself.

Secondly, average penis size varies from 4.5-6.5 inches based on geographical location. All self-reported polls end up with a higher average.

Why does the size of your dick matter that much? As long as it works and can fit inside her, you're good to go.

Have you ever considered that if there are men with different sized penises, then there are obviously going to be women with different sized vaginas? Some women will prefer smaller penises as it fits them better. Use your fucking head.

>I rarely ever see a smaller penis on here

Wow, threads on fucking 4chan where people show off their genitals are your comparison? Now that is fucking stupid.

Some of the most successful with women men I know are under-hung, it doesn't matter. Once a woman has decided she's going to fuck you, she's going to fuck regardless of your dick unless it literally won't fit which is it's own problem.

It sounds like you need professional help if your entire fucking mental health revolves around your inferiority complex about your dick.

How do people end up this fucking retarded.

>>732841919

OP - this is the kind of woman you should be chasing.

>>732841540

I didn't say women can't orgasm from vaginal penetration, just that it's not standard. Very few of my friends do, I can and I've been able to orgasms with guys <5" but the girls who can't tend not to be able to regardless of the size of their partner

>>732840871
tits or gtfo bitch

>>732839669
ANON YOUR COCK LOOKS BIGGER TO HER THAN IT DOES TO YOU BECAUSE YOURE SEEING IT FROM A DISTANCE AND ATTACHED TO YOUWHILE ITS GOING TO BE CLOSE TO HER FACE.0

>>732839669
you could not get the surgery in the US with ur specifications. any doctor anywhere would be remiss in performing that operation on you

>>732841974
It didn't ever start with the dick to be honest. I have always had other problems and this was the straw that broke the camels back per se. I didn't start thinking like this until I got out of my last relationship. I have turned so beta that I feel such cringe bringing it up with a therapist because deep down they are people and people are judgmental. Idk what is wrong with me my head is definitely fucked. Like I said further up in the thread in my mind it's like I am actively trying to sabotage myself. On the topic of disfigurements and what not I completely agree . At the place I got surgery at it is world renowned for limb lengthening and there was this little kid that was probably 2 ft tall with a head the size of an adult. When I see those kinds of things it's like my problems do go away but once I am alone I am shitting on myself.

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Since you shared your secret I'll share mine:

When you get down to business take 2 to 3 slices of bacon (raw) and wrap them around your dick.
Its got a similar texture so it'll feel right and in the off chance she gets a glimpse of it, it will look right
(if you're white). I call this the pig in a pig blanket, hasn't failed me thus far.

>>732842260
Why do you say that? The doctor that I am talking about has before and after pics and I am more or less the same size as those guys. Sure I am young but I have a hard time believing this doctor out in beverley hills is going to turn down cash.

>>732839669
Do it faggot

>>732842528
I don't know why but I laughed really fucking hard at this. I am almost sure you are joking but if you aren't you get hard then find an excuse to run to the fridge and wrap your cock in bacon?

Beta as fuck you nigger

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>>732840141
>on here

There's your first problem. Don't base your expectations on what you've seen here. People don't post their dick on here unless they're above average and a lot of the dicks you see are reposts because 90% of /b/ are cock obsessed faggots. You're getting a scewed view of what's normal. Also I'm like the other guy up thread, smallish dick but has never stopped me from getting laid. Just be entertaining and fairly good looking and you're golden. Money helps too. Learn to eat pussy good for added bonus. Contrary to what /b/ would have you believe, not all chicks are size queens. Yes, some are, but not all. And the ones who are are usually sluts anyway. Again, stop forming you ideas based on what you see here.

>>732840945
I have a tattoo near my cock that could identify me my man. It's 2 inches soft though maybe 2.5 on a good day.

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>>732839669
There's a hell of a lot more to life than women, you know. Consider giving guys a try: guys are typically a lot less cruel than women are, they're usually really fucking keen on discretion, they know how to please another guy better anyway, many guys prefer something more comfortable anyway, and your size doesn't mater either way if you play the bottom.

Seriously, it's a hell of a lot more fun than you're probably thinking, and again: most guys are really big in discretion, so if you don't like it then it never happened.

>>732842866
I appreciate the answer man. Hearing this from other small guys has given me some hope. I have never had a problem getting the girl it's the follow through.

>>732842955
>average trap thread poster in a nutshell
But if every guy realized other guys can fuck them, all the lonely women like me would have nobody to bang.
Oh, wait. Then nothing would change for me.
Buhdumtssss

>>732839669
I'm in the exact same boat
>always be alpha
>fuck bitches
>realize my size in comparison to others
>beta now
don't kill yourself, get a job and get a surgery, even tho, it will only add 2cm max... But you know? most women have complimented me for my "technique" and some kept comming back because only i could make them cum, still, im very ashamed of my size...

>>732842955
I have had my periods where I have considered it but at the end of the day I don't think it's for me. It's crazy to me that I turned into the beta that I used to make fun of on here in high school.

>>732839669
imma need a picture. maybe it isnt that bad

>>732842528
Hahahah that pic with that text. Fuck, laughing so hard right now.

>>732843120
If I knew it wouldn't screw up my dick for life I really would consider it. I have the money right now I just have a bunch of other complications in my life some physical and some mental. Really though hearing this from you guys does help. Next time I need to just go for it. I think one of the other things is that I still chill with the alpha guys that make fun of small dicks and I know for a fact are above average to large. So I have to go along with that and pretend like I am not the one they are making fun of. Also rumors and gossip spread like wild fire around here so I know if anyone finds out then everyone will know. I wish I had irrational confidence.

>>732840049
this guy knows whats up.
>>732839669
im 5-6inches? idk idc anymore to measure and havent had an issue with girls ridiculing me or rejecting me cause of it. chicks can get off i get off all is good. when i brought it up to my ex she said "nah anon your dick is pretty normal" . stop watching porn and comparing your dick to that

>>732843266
Fuck it what do I have to lose? random people making fun of my small dick that I already know is tiny? Give me a second and I will.

>>732843098
Most guys that fuck other guys are bisexual, you know, and they're often down with threesomes.

>>732840871
yup that has never worked with my gfs... also tits or gtfo

>>732843414
we all are fucked in some way man, that's why we're on /b/, i have meltal problems too, most of us do and sometimes we make threads about which medicine we take and stuff, dw about it, do like i said before, work on your "technique", make them cum, use your hands, thonge, hell even your feet (step on her head while on doggy) good luck man, and if you do have surgery, remember, it's a max of 2cm, most of the under-average shit is in our heads... and some of our pills if you also take some

>>732843558

Im like 6 inches, but I feel your pain because my dicks just dsrk, ugly, and has lips.

>>732840581
>>732840871
>>732843634
Protip: most gay/bi guys actually expect anal.

>>732843723
>has lips
Does it talk?

About to get that picture up one sec.

fully functioning prosthetic dicks are on the horizon OP. Save your pennies for the bad dragon 9" mechanical dick deluxe edition

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Im a young dude with an average to possibly below average dick.
Same as you, with no confidence.
However my dick size it rarely one of the reasons.
Now you have it better than me, ive only ever fucked one girl, and she was a slut. Yet too this day she'll often beg to fuck me again. Maybe its just the slut part, but if that were true then why wouldnt she just go for somthing better or bigger? She certainly has the option.
Its because she either doesnt care or im good at what i do
Ive done other smaller things like oral and other stuff and none of them ever cared or complained. They come back for more, so dick size really can not be everything.
As soon as you realize that /b/ and porn are generally pretty exaggerated and not the norm, life will be much easier for you.
Just be a good guy. Be creative, and be you. Because more than anything girls just want you to be honest.
I may not punch her cervix with my meat helmet, but im so kinky theyd never be bored. And thats the beta shit that keeps me going

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>>732843875
Here

>>732843888
Trips of truth.

>>732843951
This is a normal cock.

>>732843951
I did pull on it a little bit because I am an insecure faggot. Probably a tiny more shriveled usually.

>>732843951
Is this op?

>>732844041
>>732844050
Let me upload a better one hold on.

>>732844077
Yes but like I said I pulled on it let me let it settle down it will get smaller.

>>732843951
bwahahaha, if this is op he is panicking over nothing. go get laid you paranoid fuck

I know this might not help but I always felt like I had a small dick as well.

Flaccid: 4.3 inches long
Erect: 7 inches long, 5.3 inches circumference

I don't know why I felt for so long my dick was small but the point is is that it's all in your head. Try a woman or two and see how they react. Most women don't care as long as it's not micro size.

>>732840701
I love you. Dead serious. I'll buy you a condo right now. Keep keeping it real, you fucking goddess.

>>732844181
>>732844077
>>732844041
Hold on now that I want it to go back to normal siz it won't of course.

>>732844198
Thanks, matey.

>>732844180
Flaccid doesn't matter at all. Grower vs shower and all, and women are aware of the difference and don't care. Get it hard and take a pic.

>>732839669
You're a fucking moron because guys with smaller dicks fuck bitches
Women almost never care about size as long as you're at least over 3 inches

>>732844296
dude, chicks dont bang flacid dicks. 4chan has desensitized me so much im actually asking a dude to get hard so i can see his dick...

>>732843951
Bifag here, I'd suck that for sure. I'd lick those low hangers for ya too. I bet you've got a nice load saved up to shoot down my throat. Average dicks are easier to suck anyway. Who wants a sore jaw?

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>>732842104
Fuck off newfag.

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>>732844041
>>732844077
>>732844181

>>732843951
make it hard? you should shave

>>732844723
i kinda like it. you got kik?

>>732844723
Here is what it looks like usually the other picture I did yank on. I do have huge fucking hands but either way small is small

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>>732844328
I'll tell you honestly too, I think women neglect their greatest strengths and assets in chasing equality with men. Equal importance and equal value doesn't have to mean equality in all regards. Women are, on the whole, better with language. They have better emotional sense. They can discern colors men can't see. They outlive us. They have greater endurance. So why bother with competing over the shit you can't win at? You're a rare specimen, anon, and here's to you...

>>732844732
I haven't been able to shower due to surgery on my leg man. Doing anything is really hard at the moment.

>>732844723
Yep, still normal.

Like several people have said, post it hard.

Like a few people and now I'm saying, trim back your pubes, that will help tons.

>>732841308
Well said.

>>732844814
cant even make your dick hard?

>>732844723
still average dude. what really counts is hard. stop making me ask im starting to feel gay

>>732839669
look up how to make women cum on a porn site. You just need to be able to find the g spot and hit that shit. g spot is only lyke 2 inches in so as long as ur over 3 inches you should be good.

>>732844819
I can try. All my jacking off makes it somewhat difficult to get hard. I got to a point where only my fetishes like incest could get me hard but now even that isn't working.

>>732839669
You are pathetic but not because of your just below average sized penis, but because you let this minor "issue" take control of your psyche and also your life. Get over it or kill yourself over the fact that you're ruining your life about fucking nothing.

5 inches isn't small, its average. You have nothing to worry about.

>>732844883
>>732844874
See
>>732844977

let me try real quick

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>>732844883

>>732839669
Learn to get a girl off in other ways. Oral, fingering, kinky shit, whatever. A lot of girls can't even climax from regular penetration with dicks considerably bigger than yours. Just forget about the fact that you have to get a girl off with your dick and concentrate on getting her off. My dick is below average, and yeah you get a few jokes about it, but who gives a shit? If you give a girl a few decent orgasms, regardless of how you do it, they are putty in your hands. They lap that shit up.

>>732844977
Stop jacking off idiot!
That is the main reason you're depressed because you've fucked up your hormone balance. Also kick porn because that will only make it worse.
In a few months you'll be a new man entirely.

>>732844990
I know I have already posted a million times I have a lot of other problems .The penis thing was not the start of my problems just a big contributing factor.

>>732844723
just trim and you are good to go

>>732844773
Nah I don't man. I will try and post a hard pic tho.

>>732844190
Dude you have a good 2 inches on me and in penis length that is a huge deal. You are well above average mayne. If you are over 6 it's big to me

>>732844794
I actually agree with that. We could spend our time bettering the lives of others, but women have a petty jealousy and natural bitch-ness about them which causes them to take offense with everything, and want to compete everybody. Instead of fighting for who can lift what, they should be putting their energy into something useful.

>>732843708
bullshit, how about doing research before spouting non-sense. You can gain 2 inches from surgery. We don't live in 2005 anymore.

This thread is dying down now so thanks to everyone who gave some solid advice. Next opportunity I have I am not going to be a huge pussy and just go for it. As long as I can get it up and actually fuck then that's a win for me.

>>732844723
Trim your fucking pubes and cut your nails. Bitches don't like pubes and long nails on dudes. You will cut up their holes if you try and finger anyone. Shower every day, trim your beard so it's neat. FOR GOD SAKE CLIP YOUR TOE NAILS AND WASH YOUR FEET and ASSHOLE WELL. Work on your hairstyle. If you do this you won't have an issue.

>>732845545
Just some advice, stop with the porn. and just pull it out and bang all the girls you can

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>>732845441
Agreed, and I'll admit that say wages for instance - it's not fair, in principle, if you do exactly the same work as me and earn less. But then decent men also make up for that gap by paying for things, or at least they should. We should also hold doors, protect and defend, carry heavy things and do all the other shit we're designed for. There's nothing wrong with difference; there is something wrong with lazy ignorance.

>>732840066
This. /thread.

>>732839669
>5"
how tall are you?

>>732845688
There is no pay gap, if you factor in that men pay for everything then woman will be the ones making more. Uneducated fuck, go do some research before spouting bullshit.

>>732845807
6'6.

>>732845663
I agree good advice but like most things I like I end up addicted. I can't do anything in moderation .

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>>732845820
That's exactly the point I made, you fucking retard.

>>732845677
Should have made it more clear myself by posting that. That is the point: jacking off fucks up your testo levels and watching porn makes you want more and more twisted shit till you can get no pleasure at all.

>>732845651
I know I always trim my pubes if I think I might get with someone. I haven't been hygienic because I just got surgery so it's hard to move around and can't shower. Yes I know that doesn't excuse the nails I honestly forget and let them grow too long sometimes. I fingered a prostitute once and she kept making noises cuz my nails were long as fuck stabbing her puss.

>>732845926
Yeah I was trying to find the copypasta that usually accompanies that image but I failed.

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>>732845912
Maybe you should learn how to properly get a point across. You sound like you believe in the pay gap.

>>732840501
this guy knows whats up OP
listen to him
the same story is true for me, except I'm not even rich and i still get laid

>>732845677
Holy fuck I didn't know half that shit. I have chrons so I am always fatigued and have bad achy joints but now I am certain the jacking off needs to stop since it most likely exacerbates them.

>>732843841
I wish.

>>732843723
>has lips
Great now Google has me looking up dicks with lips in it's database, and I still have no answers. The fuck you talking about?

>>732846026
Maybe you should read to the point that you can entertain a subordinate clause from time to time. I weep for common intellect.

>>732846198
Too lazy to take a pic but pretty much around the urethra its reddish and raised, so it looks like lips.

>>732839669
Dude, your dick isn't the only think that can get a woman off. Learn to use your hands, and your mouth. Get so good with those that she is too busy coming to think about the size of your cock. Also, an genuine woman will love you for your mind, if all she is after is cock, she is a useless slut. But seriously, hands and mouth /b/ro.

>>732846089
I have noticed the difference of having sacks full or empty.
With empty sacks everything seems more difficult or challenging and motivation is gone. While full it's quite the opposite.

>>732839885
Length isn't that important. Def not worth 10 grand. Most women enjoy at fat cock over a long one.

Besides 5 inches is a perfectly reasonable size. It just looks small because of your height.

>>732845952
I haven't had a lay in just over a year and I shave at least every 2-3 days. I also clip my fingernails once a week. There is no excuse, I have been through many surgeries and never let that shit get out of hand. It'll become normal after a while. Also use a razor and shave downwards, also shave your balls too, it won't cut, just get a razor with 5 blades and use sensitive skin shave gel. I can shave everything in less than 1 minute now only getting occasional cuts every few months, those cuts also heal super fast. Seriously dude, if you have to go watch some videos of doctors shaving dick before surgery, it opened my eyes completely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_njbEiFsE3E

I have been on here since around 07 and really only lurked but today I am definitely happy I decided to post. I think a lot of this is a mental thing, well actually all of it is. The fact that I may actually just go for it now because of you guys kind of funny to me considering all the fucked up things that stuck with me from back in the day. You guys are definitely cool in my book.

Uhhh.... I mean you're all niggerfaggots suck my small dick.

>>732846089
YO MY CROHNY BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>732846364
I'm the opposite, all I wanna do is cum. Then I have more motivation

>>732846483

It's just messy and since I got a major ankle surgery I can't sit down I have to have my leg elevated. But you are right if I really wanted to I could figure a way to do it I have just turned into a lazy excuse maker since my depression took over. Funny how I am self aware of all these "problems" yet I won't take some time out to try and fix them.

Just fuck a trap. Problem solved.

>>732846516
Whats up my man? this shit is honestly what has ruined my life (so far) I got majorly depressed after it hit. No more drinking and hardly any drugs so I am not really out in social settings much ( I hate being sober around drunk people) I am always fatigued but can't sleep and have horrible bone pains. What's life looking like on your end ? Symptoms and all that?

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>>732846566
It gets weird when your sacks are filling up. You feel horny as fuck but more confident when they get full and also the need to cum isnt so bad anymore.
Try to stay away from porn and masturbation for 2 weeks and you'll see life in different light entirely.

>>732839669
>The fact that I could be fucking so many girls eats me up every single day I have to look at my shrimp dick

i could say the exact same sentence but replace shrimp dick with genital herpes

>>732846490
And just like that, Tall Timmy's problem was solved and he lived a great, sex filled life.

>>732846846

Got it in tho

>>732846910
Indeed, with many, and perhaps one too dirty of a slut. Now, though, I shy away from fucking certain girls cause I'd prolly transmit, and certain girls has come to be many girls as I go along, and it sucks. Don't have OPs problem though.

Is this pee hole normal? I have seen a few friends before that were much much smaller than this. Also what is the little divider thing in there ? Plz ignore dirty dick as I am only able to shower once or twice a week.

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>>732839669
Dude I'm 6 foot 5 and I don't have the duck to match @ all , but I've gotten laid off my height with girls I had no business being with, and I'm sure they expected more but they still got it , I mean I ain't gonna lie as I've gotten older and more confident I've made myself quite the grower then wat I used to b , I'm sure the same will happen for u , don't let it get in ur head, there's two kinds of docks one a bitch just takes and gets stretched out and one she can grind on. , ain't no shame In being a grinder , own that shyt , and also b good @ foreplay and eat pussy well

>>732847011
I've been spreading herpes without regret for 25 years. Bitch let's me bareback her that's her fault.

>>732839669

Only skanks are size queens. I'm just slightly over average with near 7" and a big head. Most women say it's perfect size, a few have said it's a little big for them, the real sluts were loose on it. My wife can't take it all, it's too big for her. 5" is kinda lame but most chicks really don't care that much. Get good with your fingers and tongue and be fun to hang with, they won't care at all

>>732847011
Damn dude what happened? Fucked some hookers or were they just some ran through hoes?

>>732847226
>I've been spreading herpes without regret for 25 years. Bitch let's me bareback her that's her fault.
Have you had any backlash from doing this? Socially, or otherwise?

>>732847254
ran thru hoe I reckon. Never fucked an actual prositute.

>>732847226
Everyone got that shyt in some form , I haven't had an outbreak in years

>>732846382
Also I have a big dick and it's not all it's cracked up to be. The.biggest benefit is hearing girls call it big since a lot of women don't cum from penetration.

A lot of women can't handle a big one anyways. Plus you never have to feel the discomfort from hitting the cervix. And good help me if she has an IUD.

My last didn't really care about.the size in bed. She mostly just liked to brag to her friends which was a bit awkward, especially once I found out all of them had seen pictures

>>732847011
Wait what are you trying to say? Some girls you know you will transmit to and others you won't ?

>>732847234
Ok nigga u can't relate

If you lived near me I'd let you pound my ass until you could fuck like a pro. Size isn't everything. I've had guys smaller than 5 inches that made my toes curl and my eyes cross.

>>732839669
OP my good buddy fucks really hot bitches, and quite a lot of them, really. I've also heard from one or two girls he's fucked that he's small. Never mentioned it to him, cause i guess it's not really a big deal. Why? cause he fucks real hot bitches and they do often times come back for more.

DUnno if this is troll. or not but ima respond as if its not. im a Fatfuck with asmall dick. i have a 8\10 wife... to me it sounds your focus in life is about fucking hoes.. maybe change focus.. cos if you want a real gf... that excists. even with a small dick.. but if you wanna slag hoes.. hoes wants good meat.. change your focus in life

>>732847203
Guys it's OP here can you tell me if this pee hole is normal?
>>732847145
>>732847203

>>732847384
Nope. Not once.

>>732847495
Nah, sayin' that I won't fuck some of them because of possible backlash I'd get if they found out i had it/gave it to them or something. Only had this for about 2-3 months and havent even asked a doc

>>732847441
Common as hell. I don't even think about it.

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>>732847583
underrated post lmao

>>732846516
Same shit dude, almost took my life a couple times. Now I deal with fistulas that won't go away, extreme exhaustion even though I do nothing, it's either constipation or diarrhea. I take up to 6 tylenol a day for joint and bone pain, also a lot of aches throughout body. I sleep non-stop these days, like 10-14 hours a day(mostly napping 2-6 hours at a time). I even drink 2 energy drinks a day lol. Shit's fucking horrible man. I got on SSI a few months ago though so I'm happy about that. A surgery I had a few years back seems to have put the stomach pain down to a minimum thankfully. Still deal with all the other symptoms though.

>>732847629
>meatotomy
no

>>732846752
Also dealing with mad depression too though. On 20mg lexapro daily. Doesn't seem to help too much.

>>732839669
My cock sounds exactly the same as yours, im 5inches hard and 5 around (which is slap bang in the middle for average on girth)

>measure your girth when your rock solid

People dont actually care, just joke nonchalantly about it as other anons have said

>oh i was short changed at birth

Big up your cunnilingus game

As long as you get the bitch off and dont act insecure they will be fine

>>732847859
Dude thanks I have been wondering about this for a while now. I will look it up.

>>732847858
Damn bro sorry to hear that. Mine isn't as bad as I haven't had surgery. They say that is the absolute last option if it gets that bad and that you will be shitting in a bag for a while. Im surprised you drink energy drinks caffeine makes me get headaches and generally feel like shit. I don't take anything at the moment they had me on like 20 pills a day regiment and it just felt like it made my stomach completely unsettled. I am going to a dietician now hoping he can maybe help with some of this because my diet is complete shit. I wish you best of luck bro chrons is such a fucked thing to have and to think I didn't even know what it was 3 years ago!

get a penis pump OP
like a hanger, puller or something, surgery is scary

>>732848165
Yah the shits scary, I've had it since I was like 6. Diagnosed at 12. 26 now.
I had a bag for 4 months to allow the lower disconnected portion of intestine heal up. Now I have a huge hole in my abdomen haha. Never had a girl complain about it thankfully.

Don't let it get bad, if it's not bad now you can keep it from getting to that point, do a lot of research online rather than seeing a dietician, the ones I have seen have tried to either say I have siliac disorder or they just don't know what to do. The last one I saw 8 months ago straight up told me she has no idea where to even start. Printed out an outdated pamphlet that listed off all my trigger foods. Join a crohny forum and ask what they eat.

Also keep on meds and keep your doctor on his toes about what works and what doesn't. If you can, smoke weed, lot's of weed. It helps.
Humira or any drugs in that family will be your best option if you start getting mad stomach pains, make sure you have good insurance or get on ssi and medicaid. If you can just apply for ssi now. Just make sure to have doctors on your side, I have gone to G.I's that were assholes and even though this disease has put me days away from deaths door without surgery TWICE, they still said I could get better and start working again. If your doctor doesn't support you, find another doctor. I finally had to go directly to a surgeon to get a fistula surgery and he said I needed to be on SSI. He by far was the most down to earth and caring doctor I've been to and he wasn't even a G.I... Those fuckers are in it for the money only.

Don't drink milk or eat chocolate, Limit your fiber, search up different types of fiber, some is more harsh than others. Fiber from canned fruits and veggies is broken down so it's not so harsh. Caffiene is bad but I can't stay awake without it myself. It's good you stay away from it, Don't intake nicotine, that shit is directly bad for crohn's. Constricts blood vessels.

>>732848893
Damn dude I smoke mad blunts and I know they are extra bad for the chrons but really don't want to stop. I tried requesting Humira my last GI was a complete prick and acted like my chrons wasn't that big of a deal. It's not nearly as bad as yours but my quality of life has changed drastically I have so many of the symptoms. I really wanted to try Humara from all positive reviews chrons patients have left online. I just wish I could live how I was just a few years ago it's crazy how life can change so drastically so fast.

>>732849255
Weeds not bad for it I promise man. Keep smoking. If you stop you'll see a difference. Find another doctor man. If you can keep symptoms down NOW, it's harder to reverse damage later.

>>732839669
>>732839716
6'# 4" with just under 6" here.

I cannot understand why you young faggots all seem to be so psychologically weak that you all want above average dicks.

Also, penis surgery is not a good idea, particularly for length. How the fuck do they extend the corpus cavernosa?

OP, look up Peyronnies Disease and just thank your luck stars, accept what you have and go out and fuck a girl or two.

>>732849415
What about blunts though?

>>732849617
I have that, not so bad that I can't fuck though. It curves to the left and widens my normal girth for maximum spreading so I cannot complain.

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>>732849692
Blunts shouldn't be bad, not a lot of nicotine in the wrap. Switch to a bong and you'll get more out of less weed though. I always use a bong or a glass bowl and keep them super clean. Also go for a mix of sativa and indica. If you can find it, the strain ACDC is high in cbd and a good for supplementing high thc strains.

>>732849776
>not so bad that I can't fuck though
Count your blessings - it could be worse and, if you're young, it could yet get worse.

Are you sure you have a plaque, rather than just natural curvature?

>>732839669
Stop being a faggot, your cock is fine.
Seriously you cucks. You think you'll be ridiculed - you wont.
Go down on the girl, make her cum hard and she won't care how big your dick is

>>732849923
I have em all my man Bongs ,bowls, joint papers and of course blunt wraps. The only time I get a sick feeling is really when I smoke backwoods. Sometimes if I smoke a lot of the blunts I usually get I will feel off but not too bad.

>>732849972
I don't think it's plaque, but the tube is dense for a couple inches and doesn't expand.

>>732850050
Backwoods use real tobacco leafs I think. Swishers only use paper and shitty leaves with nothing in em. Something like that. Backwoods probably have more nicotine either way.

>>732850141

They definitely do because they give me that cigarette head rush which I didn't mind before. Now it makes me nauseas as hell and just overall gives me a shitty feeling in my head.

>>732839669
OP some women's vaginas are larger than others just like some men have bigger penises. Size doesn't matter, compatibility does. For example, you could have a very large dick and it may not please any woman yet you may have a smaller to average size and it may. People really need to rethink this kind of shit. Big dicks don't run the world, confidence does, or guns, the size of your gun always matters.

>>732840501
You sound just like me, except I have a massive cock.

>>732850249
Nicotine does that sadly. I'd just keep to the pre packaged blunt wraps. Doubt there's enough nicotine in them to be that bad. I would smoke spliffs before and I always got ultra shitty highs that way, heart racing and dizziness to the extreme while feeling like I was going to pass out and die. I came to find that if I smoke a blunt that's not a cheapo like a swisher I get that same feeling. So I just stay away from blunts all together and don't risk it.

If you know HOW to fuck a girl... then you can do it with almost every size... Dude, calm down and start fucking the bitches!

>>732850532
Weird thing is that I only end up feeling that way if I smoke the two together though. I can smoke my e-cig separately and it doesn't make a difference though. Maybe it's just something in the leaf tobacco.

OP isnt hard yet wtf

>>732850737
tf?

get a hobby and exclude all women from your life.
works wonders, no drama, no bullshit

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>>732839669
you're a fucking retard

all in your head 100%

I used to work for a short asian guy who was funny as fuck, always hit on girls at his restaurant the point of harassing them but always did it in a joking way so that he could just pretend he wasn't serious. He would sit there day after day talking to his customers and hitting on women that came in, in the four years I worked for him he got two complaints about his inappropriate behavior one was some guy who was with his friend that was a girl and thought that my boss was too forward and bordering on sexual harassment with his friend, the friend asked us to not file the complaint as there was a misunderstanding and she was fine with it, the other time was some girl who my boss called fat

to this date, the absolute best guy at picking up women I ever met was this fast talking short asian dude in his 30s, his confidence was noticeable he was one of the most unfiltered people I have ever met in my life

this is important, because a girl that worked with us, confirmed he had a small dick after she sucked it

....so if a small dicked short asian guy in his 30s who wasn't even particularly good looking can cheat on his wife regularly and get laid all the time simply because he is a confident asshole who makes sex jokes all day and propositions women, then you're a fucking faggot for thinking this thing will fix you, it won't, your confidence and self esteem are fucked up, you just need to see a real weird case of a guy who slays pussy with his wit, rather than a good looking chad so that you can have your perception changed into realizing women are not the same as men

dominance social and otherwise will get your everywhere with women, dick doesn't matter if you're top dog... but if you are ashamed of your dick and revert into thinking your bottom dog and act like it, too bad boyo, no pussy for you

>>732845688
The pay gap is a lie created by fudged statistics anyway. Like they don't take into account things like men working more hours a week than women, they just look at how much both genders earned in a year.

sgfsdfd

OP, you should try jelqing.

Source: Me. It's taken about 8 months now to gain half an inch, but 6 to 6.5 is pretty damn good.

>>732850859
THIS

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>>732839669
From what I've read, OP, penis extension surgery is bad for your penis. It makes it impossible or at least harder to get stiffies, I think I read the feeling is duller, your penis will flop down no matter what forever. I have a 6-7 penis, so it's not as bad for me, but just be glad you don't have a 2 inch penis. Anyway, tl;dr if you're going to get surgery you may as well just get viagra to have a rock hard penis at will and learn how to eat pussy.

>>732851000
is there a side effect for that? not op

>>732851000
What routine?

As a femanon I can say this: we don't care about your tiny white dick because we fuck bbc bulls behind your back anyway. Just make sure you earn enough money for us.

>>732851054
This thread died already, Look at post time lmao. Y'all are talking to no one.

>>732839669
It doesn't really matter anon, I'm 5.5" myself, if a chick does care just move on but in all honesty, the bulk of them don't give a fuck as long as they like the dick behind the cock.

>>732851102
Bait, but you are wrong. Black dudes have small dicks also lmao.

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>>732839669
I myself couldn't get it hard when I still cared about size, and I'm not poorly endowed. I was retarded much like you. Once you stop thinking retard thoughts , you should feel less stupid.

>>732850895
Holy fucking shit, this.
OP I can't believe you didn't even consider lifting weights first. Fucking faggot.

>>732851000
>sauce: me. It's taken about 8 milliseconds now but I just made babysauce with my sensitive dick

I'm 260 pounds, 6'2" and I have a four inch pecker.
Trust me man, I know how it feels, and many times I've wondered if it's even worth trying to get with a woman.
But I keep thinking to myself that someone is out there somewhere that's just right for me, and maybe it will come true some day.
So now you know someone worse than you, keep on living and be happy.

>>732839669
Chicks dig the whole body. And there ARE girls out there fit for you. Focus on your life and a decent girl will eventually come around

>>732851578
He's beta because he spends his time bitching on 4chin rather than going out looking for more rewarding ways to live.

>>732840968
so fuck them, if they laugh at your dick just punch them in the belly
and fuck them again, they´re there for being used, whatever the dick size may be

>>732851578
pics

As said by the famous poet, Frederick Wappington,

"Tall nigger but his dick short."

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>>732839669
i'm 5'7 and have an 8 inch dick :D

>>732852640
How's it feel to never get decent head?

>>732852711
terrible... takes everyone forever...

>>732851866
I left 4chan and came back once my depression and shit got bad. We are all on here for a reason. Plus I got a lot of helpful responses next time I get a chance I'm not going to be a bitch and just do it.

>>732851171
I used to be ripped went from 205 skinny as hell to around 225 of muscle. Then I got chrons and couldn't lift anymore because of the pains. There are some things I can't control.

>>732843951
idk about length but it's ugly as fuck
Did you set your dick on fire as a kid?

>>732854566
No it may be because I haven't been able to shower for like 4 or 5 days. Been stroking it a lot it has a weird bluish hue to it atm.

>>732839669
So you have a [slightly] below average dick.
Who fucking cares? Get over it, faggot.

Why are people so fucking desperate to validate the opinions of shallow people?

>>732854566
It definitely hangs far to the left though.

>>732854560
Mates got that, shit sucks

>>732854706
But why does it look like your shaft had a skin graft?
Did your mutilating parents botch your circ?

>>732839669
Get surgery if that fails then go to plan 2?

>>732854827
Idk man I have never noticed anything probably because I am so used to it. There are some scars on my shaft. What would they need a skin graft for? if they cut too much of my dick?

>>732839669
wtf is wrong with you? My ex told me, that one of her bf's had a dick size of a finger. literally. but it didn't matter, because she loved him. they broke up some time later, but not because of the dick. now this guy is married and has kids. so dick size really doesn't matter to women.

>>732854986
/thread

>>732839669
>Kill myself?
because you have a small dick?
really? Jesus you kids are dumb.

>>732841672
use a penis ring. does wonders.

problem solved. thank me later

>>732852711
not him but damn, it really sucks, that it doesn't

takes fucking for ever to for anyone to actually get it all the way down, and it's hard for me to enjoy the thing I probably enjoy most

>>732855194
he should tho fag