Would you date a suicidal girl who sits at home playing

>>732835198
What the fuck is on her nose?

FUCK YEA THATS MY DREAM GIRL!!

It's all i want tbh

>>732835198
Is she cute?

No, what a P.O.S.

Got a chill session coming up Thursday night with that exact type. I'm a lucky man. Also she's 5'1 and chubby. Shwing.

mentally unstable girls are the easiest. just treat them like theyre worthless and theyll never leave

>>732835198
>suicidal
fuck no, damaged goods

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>>732835594
>Chubby
You say that like it's good to be a fattie

>>732835198
Already do
At least I don't have to take her out and do stuff

>>732835198
Why the fuck the guy in the background have a keyboard

>>732835198
She needs to be taken to the vet and put down

>>732835198
im a suicidal man who sits at home playing video games all day when im not at work so i mean

>>732835810
Hipster

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>>732835198
>guy in the background playing a toy piano
Can't fool me, Op that bitch rises the short bus.

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>>732835714
>this

>>732835198
I'm a suicidal man who sits at home playing videogames all day.
Wouldn't date (wouldn't be fair to ANYONE I date, really), but definitely would chill and or fwb.

>>732835198
As long as she fucks, but you'd have to keep it on the DL in case you wanted to break up and she finally offs herself, you don't need that drama.

>>732835810
That's a melodica bro

>>732835198
I'm trying to. And she has the feelings for me, but she's currently dating my good friend.
>what the fuck do I do? I want her, but is there a way I can have her be mine without stepping on toes, so to speak?
I got the closest when she came over. We talked for hours, and she laid on top of me.
>she talks about how her life is shitty and I comfort her.
>loves this comfort because her boyfriend doesn't comfort her at all, causing her suicidal thoughts
>she sends me on some whacky goose chase to figure out what a her text meant
>deciphers it
>"I love you so much, Anon. Please be mine
>reply "You don't even need to ask. I'm yours"
>silly argument with her
>she says hurtful stuff
>thisisfine.jpeg
>few days later she hits me up
>"I'm so sorry, anon. I didn't mean any of that...." Goes on talking about how she doesn't deserve my friendship and expects me to say something nasty or harsh I guess
>instead "Hey, it's alright. I forgive you. I understand you were having a bad day that time."
>she's surprised and asks why I'm being kind
>"because we're friends."
>I want to be more than her friend, as it looks like she does too. How do I get the girl, /b/? We share all of our interests, vidya, running, music, etc...

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>Be me
>playing vidya with new gf
>finallyhappy.jpg
>she starts winning
>jokingly say "fuck you"
>mfw she takes me seriously
>mfw when she kills herself then and there
>mfw i win

>>732836321
Are you sure she isn't borderline? Has the boyfriend tried to break up and she desperately tried to cling on?

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>>732836321
here its your awnser

>>732835198
You had me at "suicidal"!

>>732835198
If she's as cute or cuter than the girl in the pic then yeah sure

those are the only girls I go for

>>732836321
Do you like your friend? Because you can just tell her "I want you, break up with your boi, he sucks."

Might make that friendship awkward, though.

>>732836321
Tell dat bitch to leave her nigga if he such a asshole

>>732835198
eh, as long as she's dtf while she's playing and doesn't mind condoms it sounds fine.

>>732835198
Yes.

I love to be the more powerful one in a relationship (I love downwards, if that makes any sense), so I'd be fine with that. She can't be too much of a bring-down. though.

If she knows to handle her own depression (somewhat at least) I don't even think it would be a problem if we didn't have kids or something.

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>>732836765
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>>732837595
D-do you know where you are?

>>732835198
I couldn't date a girl that's not like that

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>>732835198
yeah. if she wasn't fatter than me. I don't mean raw number lbs, I mean proportionally. All the gamer girls I know irl are all tiny little blob people.

>>732835198
yes I would

>>732836321
>>you dumbass if you like her tell her you want her.
>>telling her to break up with him is better than going behind his back
>>your friend, the poor fucker probably WISHES you would man up and get the burden off his hands
>>stop being a faggot

>>732835198

>>732837851

>>732837851

>>732837851

please contribute to my degeneracy

>>732835198
yes, and I basically did that already

it really sucked, i would get yelled at for talking about real life in the game chat. it wasn't allowed to mix the two

>>732836765
this op, its the only answer. i dont like emo shit but for your faggotry, do it or be in the friendzone you fuckin autist.

just for fun, nothing serious

>>732835198
>Would you date a suicidal girl who sits at home playing video games all day?

Date her? I MARRIED HER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

...I hate my life

Sure I would.

>>732835198
A) Does she look as cute as the girl in your pic?
B) Do I get to fuck her?
C) If she decides to kill herself can I have enough warning to establish an alibi?

If the answer to these is "Yes" then I'm in

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>>732835198
No. I'm doing that now and it's terrible. Shes irrational and emotionally abusive, and refuses to get help. Shes too socially awkward to get a job without massive amounts of stress so she sits at home playing games, and then when i get home from a 10 hour shift complains on how im never home and how she is falling apart. If i break up with her she will kill herself because she has no friends, and her family has all but disowned her. I can never be happy anymore, because whenever i am she always unloads depressing shit on me, and the best part is she never does it during the day. She always wants to have deep, depressing conversations at midnight, and i get up at 5, and the conversations last until 1:30 at least, and even then she gets upset and says i never want to listen. They are the most bipolar, unreliable, stubborn people and she is dragging me down with her. I hate my life, all because i met this shy, lonely girl and took pity on her.

trust me /b/ros, dodge this bullet

>>732839605
holy shit anon

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>>732839605
sounds like you won the lottery with that catch

bumpo

>>732840312
bumpeeeeee

>>732839605
She's abusive, leave her.

>>732840396
bumpi?

>>732840420
bum pee

>>732840414
i would, if she didnt threaten suicide, and have things planned out to where i will get blamed and possibly charged with assisting or whatever...

its also because im a giant pussy. i dont like the thought of putting my life ahead of someone elses...choosing myself over someone with a mental disability just doesnt feel right with me

>>732840469
bum poo

>>732838292
BLOB PEOPLE, i am howlin, cos its true

>>732840640
You know that shit is considered domestic abuse right?

Build a case against her, give it to the police and get the fuck out of there

>>732835198
No, get a job headcase.

> Wants to love Girl
> Sad because i'm like a persons favorite place
> Yet they'd never go there with me

I dated a suicidal chick once. Too much baggage came with her.

as long as she showers and keeps her room clean

As long as she is submissive and puts out, sure.

>>732835198
>thats my fetish

>>732835198
Sounds like the perfect companion to me. Thats all I do. Well, except for the suicide thing.

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she looks autistic

is she autistic?

No she sounds boring.

Hey! We are actually great to date. Date us so we become better people. Unless you break up with us then we will kill ourselves.

Yea

no

repeat

no

>>732835198
shrug i dated one sat at home and watched tv all day. one that played vidya would be an improvement
>hell if she didnt throw random shit out the windows i would be happy

>>732835198
yeah, bonus points if she cuts, no idea why but thigh scars are so fucking sexy

>>732839605
i lived that life for three years anon, i got lucky with a job offer across the country and she didnt want to go. best thing i ever did was take that job even though i quit for a different company six months later since it got me away from her

>>732839605
You fucking Betatard.

Depends on 3 things:
1. what is she playing? A CoD cunt doesnt enter my house.
2. Boobs?
3. is the suicidal thing going to be a problem? I can live with a bit of stress but if she is a drama queen which every 2nd word is suicide then screw her

>>732838973
Oh shit. I'm the guy who posted what he replied to.
>might do this for the meme
I mean, better than waiting around and waiting either till they break up and I become a rebound, or til a miracle happens (funny, because miracles don't happen.)

>>732836757
Borderline?

>>732835198
My Pac-Man wants those cherries

>>732838808
>if you want her tell her
I did.
>telling her to break up with him is better than going behind his back
That situation is more complicated. Guy really, really wants to make sure she doesn't talk to me. Regardless, we do anyways. In a way, I have to do it behind his back. But! Not entirely.
>you should do it because he probably wants you to take her off his hands
No? I mean, dude seems to love her. He just can't relate very well and provide enough support.

>>732836321
You can comfort her, but you better be strong at the same time. If you are too much a limp-wrist feely-fag about it, she won't be attracted to you as a bf.

>>732837244
Checked, and
Yeah. I can do that, but I'm not gonna say that out of the blue.
>there's gotta be a perfect time to say this.
>stuck between waiting for an argument/fight to happen or other event and telling her nowish flat out.
Not really looking for option 2.

>>732844860
Hmm. Strong as in?
>I'm strong mentally
>I probably look physically strong to her because she's anorexic? Hahaha...
Anyways... I think that's a little broad.
>With past girlfriends, I put up with all sorta of bullshit and I was fine with it.

>>732835198
I have. She was an unstable mess. Always cutting up her thighs and other dumb shit. Ended up camming for a few months.

She was very cute, and had nice tidders, and was a kind gal when not fucking crazy.


3/10 would not repeat

WTB sex

>>732845087
As in, read the second sentence.

>>732835198
nigger im there right now

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That type of girl is the easiest to manipulate.
Had a relationship with one for a couple of years till I kinda lost interest and loosened my grip of manipulating actions towards her.
She did basically everything that I wanted her to do and that kind of gave her a sense to life.
9/10 would totally do again, best relationship.
Better than working my ass off with some bullshit ass princess that doesn't even fuck that often.

>>732836765
And then he raped her

btw fucking gay shit