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So im killing myself tonight, been taking ibuprofen every half

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So im killing myself tonight, been taking ibuprofen every half n hour or so five each everytime, just kind of waiting for the end. Anyone wanna talk er something dyings lonely
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>>732834839
Don't do this to yourself anon you're better than this.
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>>732834935
Yeah anon you're better than this, use Tylenol Extra strength
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>>732834982
I looked, didnt have any
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>>732834982
Fucking /thread
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Pick up the phone. Call an ambulance. Not too late to start over. Good luck anon
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>>732834982
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>>732834982
>my sides are in orbit
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>>732834982
BOI HE DID IT
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>>732834982
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>>732834839
I killed myself last year by eating a whole tube of neosporin.
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>>732834982
Ok I lost
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>>732834839
You have nothing to live for?

Great! Start over. Call ambulance, get corrected, leave. Move to another state or another country. Be the person you WANT to be.

You're killing yourself because there's nobody or nothing worth living for, in your eyes.

Fix that.

Or take the cowards way out. Your choice.
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>>732835108
Nah im fine with this, im not cut out for this world
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OP it gets better. I have severe mental illness (schizoaffective and OCD) and if you told me 5 years ago how good my life would be today I wouldn't believe it. Call 911, get your shit sorted out, and move on with your life.
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>>732834839
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Point of tactics - go by milligrams, not pill count, or don't go through. Good luck either way.
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You should take more than that OP. Also why not do something faster that is going to be such a shit way to go? Like get some much better drugs and put a noose around your neck when you nod out you end up hanging yourself. Or get so drugged and go sit on the railing of the highest local bridge and right when you have no idea what's goin on jump off.
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>>732835442
Mmk ive taken over 3000mg at this point, besides what ive been taking everyday for a while
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>>732835502
Perhaps actually tie the noose to the bridge so when you fall you snap your neck.
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>>732834982
>>732834982
>>732834982
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>>732834982
HOOOOOLYYYIII FOOK
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>>732835502
I figure i deserve a shit death, besides wont matter either way once its done. Whats a little bit of pain on the way out
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>>732835567
If every 30 minutes is really the case then you should step your intake up. If you are taking 200 mg which I assume you are then you've been going at this for a while. Seems more like a cry for help tbh .
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>>732834982
Please include me in the screenshot
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>>732835725
Well if i make it somehow maybe ill see things different, till then..
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>>732834982
Came here just for this. Wasnt disappointed.
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>>732835688
It's a lot of pain bro. Throwing the fuck up until you are dry heaving ( which feels like you are getting stabbed in your sides). You also hallucinate and just wish you were dead tbh. I was overdosing for 2 and a half days it was the worst thing I have ever been through by far.
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>>732834982
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>>732835901
Ive od'd before i know what its like, im scared of that, besides hallucinations should atleast make life a bit more visually interesting
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>>732834982
FUCKING DED.

Also, ffs op, just kill yourself already
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>>732836064
Trying friend
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>>732834839
OP why are you killing yourself
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>>732834982
>
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>>732834839
What's your name young child? Before you rise up into the heavens tell thine name
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>>732836260
Dont feel like living anymore, im on the fast track to a shit life, not interested
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>>732834839
That's a painful way to go. You should've chosen an easier method
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>>732836304
Mike
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>>732836100
Nice dubs, too bad they're ZEROES... Just like you, lmao. Geez you're a wreck.

Why don't you just live stream yourself taking a whole bottle of caffeine pills? You'll get insanely bad premature atrial contractions and then within minutes one of them will coincide with ventricular repolarization and you'll enter violent a-fib and die immediately. Whole thing shouldn't take more than a minute.
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Not too long ago, dubs for pics of my head.
>I headbutted it.
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>>732836488
I on the other hand got WORTHWHILE dubs
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>>732836488
Down for suggestions, but i have no caffeine pills
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>>732834982
>my reaction
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>>732836668
If you aren't scared of dying why not do something funny or cool?
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>>732834839
all you are going to do is fuck up your stomach, bitch out when it hurts and call 911. Congrats you are still alive but now your life sucks even more.

Fucking retard.
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>>732836668
Then just drink shit tons of monster or coffee or sodas, like the kid in the news who died today
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Live stream this
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What are you feeling like right now OP?
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Im going to my shrink tomorrow. Going to let him know im going to blow my head off. Just need 21 other veterans to do it with me.
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>>732836859
You dont know who your talking to friend, im not gonna bitch out, what would be the point? To keep living? Missing the point of the thread friend
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>>732836962
My whole stomach area is in some pain, but it has been since i started taking the pills days ago
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>>732837056
Telling your shrink you're going to kill yourself is just a cry for attention

Either you just do it and keep it to yourself or you use it to get attention for whatever is going on
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>>732837056
Dude you clearly don't want to end it if you are going to a shrink. They will end up baker acting you or some shit and you know it. If you really want help check yourself in somewhere .
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>>732836417
Tell me more. Are you in school? how old are you?do you have a job?do you have a girl friend? Anything that makes you happy during the day?
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>>732837080
You won't do it faggot.
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>>732837080
No seriously, It will fuck up your internal organs but you are very unlikely to die unless you are allergic.

Retard and an attention whore.

Grow the fuck up and realize that life isn't all roses and if you aren't happy you are the one who has the power to change that.
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>>732835391
Seriously, don't be a moot and quit. You contribute nothing to the world that way. All you'll become is dust and echos
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>>732837193
Im 20, i have a decent job i dont mind, my life in general is great by alot of standards, i just want to die, its on my mind always even if im feeling good
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>>732837211
Ok
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>>732837409
Live stream it. Die faggot
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>>732837360
Wont know less i try
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>>732834982
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>>732834982

Fuck me, you got me
Kek'd hard
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>>732837484
Using reverse psychology much? Good job
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>>732837694
Oh no it worked, im cured :^)
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>>732834982
/thread af
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>>732834982
xDdDDDDd1D!!!
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>>732837782
Sweet. I knew it. Now go get your stomach pump or drink Milk. Get on Tinder and meet a bitch :)
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>>732837915
I only drink milk
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>>732837409
Have you tried antidepressants? Seeing a therapist?
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>>732834839
Honestly I wouldn't quit. GTA 5 is to much fun. Think of your brother and mom crying that always stops me.
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>>732837409
That dosen't make any sense to me and its a stupid reason to end your life in my opinion
you should start your life all over again or take atleast a different Path
Life is worth living for
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>>732838050
Yep the whole list, everything, even some that helped a little, but none of it was really useful to me
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Don't listen to them op. Existing is exhausting. If you're this depressed, there's only one way out, and it's through the noose :)
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>>732837520
So your doing this to get fucked up and have a reason to want to kill yourself? gotcha.

Just visualize something for me. Some where out there is some person who is absolutely miserable, horrid living conditions, family was murdered, lives in extreme poverty, and they are sick and dying. But they wish nothing more than to keep living and hope for a better life. They could be the nicest person anyone has ever met and they certainly deserve to live, its unfair what happens to them.

But if you go ahead and waste your life for no reason that makes you a selfish prick.
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>>732838182
It doesnt have to make sense to you, and i know it doesnt really but its how it is
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>>732834839
lol ibuprofen takes like a week to kill from OD. Ypi are fucked. Should of taken 5 grams of DPH.
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>>732838094
As someone who has been thinking about doing it for a while this always gets me. At least for now I am not selfish enough to destroy my parents lives because I am a depressed little bitch. If I had a bad relationship with them I probably would have done it by now.
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>>732838182
Wow no shit, this is true. I did that also. Now I'm in Korea with the Army fucking hoes. Also you should check out the JRE podcast with Guy Richie on YouTube.
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>>732837409
At least go shoot up a school or something pussy
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>>732838296
Oh no the whole the suicide is selfish shtick, fuck off, those people you describe are fools why choose to live a shit life, its stupid
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>>732834839
Ibuprofen? Why be a pussy about it? It's almost like you want to be found and get your stomach pumped. Get a belt and Robin Williams yourself, you half-assed faggot.
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>>732834839
Please get some help. Suicide is not the way.
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>>732838523
If i could get a gun id just shoot myself, that just sounds like effort
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>>732834839
Not like this, ibuprofen is going to be super painful and take a really long time
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leave a suicide note that says you did because marijuana is illegal
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Op here, honestly if this doesnt work out ill just bleed myself or something, maybe give you guys something to look at atleast
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>>732838371
Well it is your choice, i wish you best of luck in your life and hope you will change your mind
Take care yourself
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>>732834982
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>>732838589
I have a friend who survived the Khmer Rouge genocide in Cambodia, he barely survived with nothing left to live for, lost everything.

He is the happiest most positive person you could ever meet. If you were to ever tell him you were not happy or having a bad day he would explain to you that is in fact a good day and he has not seen a bad day since he escaped that tragedy.

Everything is about reference frame, if you think life is not worth living you need to adjust yours.
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>>732838899
Nice dubs again you queer.
If this isn't in the news tomorrow, everyone in this thread, and the universal spirit, will know u pussied out of this.
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>>732839078
Im dub king
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OP carve 4CHAN into your chest before you kick it, you will be remembered as an hero we always needed.
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>>732839216
No you're not, you're just a pathetic excuse for life and you should off yourself immediately.
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>>732839235
I dont want to look like a faggot when i die but thanks for the suggestion
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>>732839316
Wow im trying fuck off man
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nigga od on a lot of benadryl. you need to take like 20 grams of ibuprofen to just get the ld50, and it takes a few days to die. At least with benadryl you will trip balls before you go out. if you do a combo you have a higher mortality rate
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>>732838815
this
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Frame someone you don't like into murdering you, fags won't see it coming
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>>732839484
Ok for you i will do this
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>>732839347
Suicide makes you look like a faggot anyway, no one od's on ibuprophen accidentally. They will know what you did, some will hate you, some will judge you for being weak, and others will call you a fucking retard for trying to do it on ibuprohen.
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>>732838211
Are you afraid of dying? Are you hoping for reincarnation?
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>>732839608
Cool
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Every time somebody gets dubs, take as many ibuprofen as the last digit. That should speed things up and make it a little more interesting for all of us.
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>>732839625
Itd be cool to come back as like a chameleon or something
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>>732839766
No second lives. Only this one.
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>>732839721
>>732839766
Damn just as you say that
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>>732839766
why a chameleon?
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dude at least kill someone you hated before you go out. or rack up a school shooting kill high score
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>>732839841
Holy shit, you actually doing it?
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Because kidney failure is such a sure-fire way to kill oneself.
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>>732834839
How old are you OP
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One more shameless self bump before I give up like everything else.
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>>732839846
You ever seen a chameleon bro?
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>>732839766
>>732839877
>>732839955
>>732839721
If you're doing it OP, you're in for a hell of a ride now.
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>>732839988
Another. Holy shit. Why so many dubs?
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>>732839877
I dont really hate anyone
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>>732839955
OP claims to be 20, only a young teen/pre teen would consider using ibuprofen for suicide.
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>>732839955
prob 13 because he thought he could kill himself on ibuprofen. there is like a 5% chance he is gonna die even if he takes 500 of them. enjoy an agonizing week OP you dum-dum
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>>732840080
Like i said, my thread, im dub king.. i bring the dubs
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>>732840100
Or an autistic 20 year old.
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>>732840026
Sure, I'm just wondering why that?

Is it because of their ability to change color? or the eyes? something else?
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>>732840172
Hey who told you that
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>>732840207
Obviously you havent seen one, if you did you wouldnt have to ask
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>>732840322
More dubs
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>>732840388
Its a sign
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>>732840388
Post with all the dubs is also dubs.
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>>732840227
My 195 IQ
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>>732840322
Of course I have seen a chameleon, who hasn't?

I am just curious. Of all the creatures on this planet, why a chameleon? There has to be a reason you chose that.

I would come back as an owl, a snowy owl specifically. The snowy forest at night is such a quiet serene place, to be able to fly over that silently as an observer while searching for dinner would be sweet.
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>>732840570
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>>732840610
Fine, just google chameleon feet and tell me youd still choose an owl
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>>732840322
Chameleons aint shit. I'd come back as a mayfly since they have the shortest life span.
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>>732834839
>>>/x/19018829
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>>732839721
Rolling for OP's death
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>>732840644
195 IQ pointing out dubs once again.
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>>732840748
That's the game.
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>>732840829
>kek
rolling, trips and OP takes the rest of the bottle
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This is dubs
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How do i reduce img file size on my phone so i can post pics?
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>>732834839
Go jump of a building op, or use pic related as make yourself a drink
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>>732841011
Called it
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>>732841011
Holy shit.
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>>732834839
Here we go! Trips!
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>>732840713
I still chose an owl.

Chameleons have Zygodactyly feet, some Owls posses this as well.

OP, do you feel like your life is without meaning and that all this time you have just been hanging on waiting for that meaning to come to you?
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OP you wana go out like a BITCH!
GO START A FIGHT FOR SOMETHING YOU WANT CHANGED YOU STUPID SHIT LOL


THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IS SOME ONE WITH NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE #CY@
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>>732834839
welp, that'll mess up your liver and stomach and be painful. Also you will live.
is ibuprofen a meme or something? Seriously, just go let a horse fuck you, horse dick up the ass will kill you quicker than this and be less painful.
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>>732841128
My life right now is without real meaning, i know i could strive to have that meaning but im just not gonna trudge through the mud to get there
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>>732841318
First thing i grabbed, if it doesnt work ill do something else, but probably not horse fucking, probably
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>>732841178
I took a shit and came back and this guy is still here. OP is a troll he won't deliver.
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>>732841380
Jump of a building
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>>732841380
Post a pic of your medicine cabinet. I want to see what else you have.
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>>732834839
>>>/x/19018829
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>>732841389
Still here but feeling worse by the second, ill be here for a bit it seems, unfortunately
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>>732841380
all of life's problems can be solved with horse dick -Harry Potter
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>>732841521
You playing the dubs game? You never specified.
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>>732841521
Damn. You should watch Fight Club
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>>732841326
It could be a whole lot easier to obtain than you think. I used to feel like you, kinda lost and like it was just pointless. It all came to head when I started to see my friends achieving their goals while I just sat there wondering what the hell was wrong with me.

Eventually I just said fuck it and went for it, I am working my ass off for what I want but I have never been happier.

To have a purpose has changed my life and all it took was to think that I could do it.
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>>732841559
Harry Potter must have been a very wise man.
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Killing self is such a pussy way out. I suffer from clinical depression and i'd still never do it, no matter how low i sunk

If anything, i'd try to make money off of it or something
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>>732841521
And... you're gonna fuck up your stomach man I tried the same thing. Glad I didn't do it.
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>>732841585
Just the last digit of em, figure i dont have that many with all the dubs going around
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>>732834839
Nice. Nothing like acute liver failure to give yourself the slowest most uncomfortable death. If you don't die, you'll have yellow skin, that'll be cool.
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>>732841685
That was the game. If trips, take twice the last digit. Quads, take the rest of the bottle.
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>>732841720
OP Simpson
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>>732841620
Worst part is i know that, but its not whats gonna happen, for me death is the goal to be sought, like some go for money or happiness. Its just always been appealing
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>>732841630
no, he just really liked horse dick.
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>>732841846
kek
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>>732841792
Sweet least ill kind of be a chameleon then
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>>732835726
already done it and sent
fuck you
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>>732841846
Saved
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>>732841912
Yup. Then all you have to do is get your eyes to permanently point in opposite directions.
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It's been a while since dubs, I'm rolling.
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>>732841838
How is death appealing? It will come for you eventually, I promise you you will not live forever. In the mean time you should just do whatever else you find enjoyable, interesting, or mentally stimulating and see where that takes you.
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>>732834839
Rolling.
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Lol ur a moron op fuck taking the hole bottle is not going to kill u and if it dose it going to take a awhile from liver damage but ur dumb anoff to try to kill ur self with ibuprofen but fuckig to dumb to make a dame noose or just drink 66 if hard stuff in 30mins will kill u not fucking the fact idea u came up with but please kill ur self the human race will be better off with out ur stupidity
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>>732842110
He's right you know.
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>>732842048
Damn you suck, im trying to take pills here bro
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>>732834839
i'm disappointed that no one offered better advice to you.

Why take all those terrible pills when you can take just 3 Aleveâ„¢?
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>>732842145
But clearly he hasnt been paying attention either
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>>732842152
Well it's been about 20 minutes since the last set of dubs. I was getting impatient.
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>>732842230
Because then we don't get to play the game.
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>>732841750
>>732842230
There's the rules.
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>>732842313
Ill just take some more if its been that long
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>>732839442
Just like. Eat salt. It doesn't take much.. I'd do opioids though. Get a fentanyl analogue and best last day ever.
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>>732842499
DUBS!!
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>>732842499
>>732842522
>>732842544
THREE IN A ROW!!!
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>>732842544
Kek
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>>732841838

I was older than you when I got my shit together. Do you know why I never just ended it?

My cousin shot himself over an argument he had with his dad, my other cousin did the same thing for apparently no reason. I was pawl bearer for both funerals and seeing their friends and families faces as we approached with the casket is absolutely heart wrenching. One of those cousins I had only met once, had no feelings about his death but before we laid him down I was bawling, because his family was so devastated and their pain was so unimaginable.

Anon, don't do this to them
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>>732842499
That's 15 OP.
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>>732834839
Take a shitton of benadryl instead. Trust me.
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>>732842624
He's not going to listen. He's already taken so many pills. He's not backing out.
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>>732842723
We're playing a game here. Don't spoil it.
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>>732842631
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>>732842736
Its Ibuprofen, he is not going to die.
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>>732842624
Literally nothing matters when you're dead so....
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>>732842826
OP delivering. That never happens. You're a hero in my eyes.
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>>732842847
I know. That's why I don't want him to do anything else. This game will last a while. At least until it hurts too much. Then his liver will fail and he'll die slowly.
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>>732842917
Hes an hero
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>>732843001
Good games last awhile in my experience plus im having fun understanding the effects of ibuprofen on my body, although some more pain is deinetly there. Gonna smoke some dank to kinda ease it i suppose
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>>732843056
God bless OP.
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>>732842864
Yeah, except the world will carry on without you. Your family will be forced to live with the pain and regret that they never saw it coming. Some may blame themselves and they will never get over it. Its a hole in your heart that can never be filled, and it is totally different than when someone dies of other causes.
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>>732837374
Assuming anyone actually contributes anything in the long run.
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>>732843127
>>732843133
Fuck. I wish I had some to smoke with you. I've taken a shit ton of ibuprofen today too and my stomach is pretty soar. Also, three more.
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>>732843199
Nice. 2 of my post in a row have dubs. Make it 12 OP.
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>>732843136
Oh no my poor family... theyll be fine, im not really a big deal for them anyway
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OP TAKE BENADRYL FOR THE TEAM! YOU WONT DIE FROM IBUPROFEN! DRINK VINEGAR TO RAISE ACIDITY THEN TAKE 20 BENNYS AND HAVE AN AMAZING last DAY! YOU WILL BE AN HERO
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>>732843277
Damn now thats 10
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>>732843277
19. They'll miss you for sure. Hey, if after this the doctors manage to save your liver, you'll feel more loved than ever. It's a win win for you, I guess.
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DELIRIUM SUICIDE IS BEST SUICIDE! TAKE BENADRYL
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>>732843384
Geez calm down ill see if i have some
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>>732843199
>>732843277
>>732843133
>>732843338
Nah, it's 19.
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>>732843313
>>732843384
Fuck you. I don't want him to die right now. There's a game going on.
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>>732843277
I'm sure that's not true, and the fact that you feel that way is going to eat some one up inside.

If they knew you felt like that I am sure things could be different.
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Any products containing dph with give you a nice benadryl trip.
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>>732843473
Already took the 9
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>>732843515
it will take a bit for him to die from the benadryl. that nigga will trip balls however
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>>732834839

Medfag here- you won't die tonight OP.

At least research your shit before trying to kill yourself. Overdosing on Ibuprofen will only cause liver failure, which is an extremely slow and painful death. By slow I mean many weeks/months.
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>>732843565
Ah. How many have you taken since making this thread?
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>>732834839

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.

For instance, my SIL just told me she has scabies and now I think I have them. I'm too drunk to taste this chicken .
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>>732843626
Oh, good shit. He was going to smoke some dank too. He's going to have a good last night. What a way to go out.
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>>732843631
ya. if I was OP i would take everything in the medicine cabinet to seal my fate.
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>>732843631
You will end up in the hospital. So if you do die it will be there. What a miserable way to die, you will regret it the whole time.
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>>732843639
Uhm over 30 at this point, honestly not keeping real close track of it
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>>732843728
Nah. Let him have fun with this thread before he goes. I know I'm enjoying it.
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Before killing yourself go do the most autistic and retarded thing you can think of, like going around naked and taking a shit in the middle of the road, blocking the traffic, all this while singing Freebird off the top of your lungs
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Do it OP don't be a fag
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stay (sic) OP
you are an hero
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>>732843815
this is pretty gay but would be funny to watch on periscope desu
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>>732843791
>>732843799
Damn. And I got dubs again. You smoking?
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>>732843791
Don't do it OP.

Permanent solution to a temporary problem.
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>>732843815
Also kiss your dad in the mouth OP
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OP can run to a near store/gas station and buy some benadryl or tylenol pm. tylenol pm is like the ultimate suicide pill
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>>732843928
He's probably already destroyed his liver. He's taken a lot of ibuprofen.
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>>732843928
shut the fuck up. you aren't gonna change his mind buy spouting stereotypical anti suicide bullshit
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>>732843999
TRIPS!! 18 PILLS!
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>>732843136
Ok? and? like people always say "waaa ur family will be sooo sad waaaa", like its not like your gunna feel guilt anymore, you're not gunna feel bad for them after you do it, you're dead, thats it
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>>732844055
23! Holy shit! Racking it up, man!
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>>732844055
Smoking right now, keep track for me :3
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>>732834839
OP is a dumb fuck, ibuprofen isnt going to kill u flat out no matter how much you take. if u eat the whole bottle it might cause liver failure, which will kill u in like a month. If you want to die stab tie a cinder block to ur feet and jump off a bridge.
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So what does it feel like Anon? Waiting for death.
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>>732844004
Liver will heal itself as long as it stays above 40 something percent healthy, but yeah , that acetaminophen is fucking shit up right now.
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Maybe dying slowly would be better anyways. People will know that you killed yourself, but you could still be there to make sure that they understand that it wasn't their fault.
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>>732844039
Eh go fuck yourself don't tell me how to live my life you ass blasted faggot
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livestream it. I wanna watch you die anon.
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op seriously bru we don't want you to die a shitty month long death. take a fuck ton of benadryl or just hang yourself.
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>>732844073
That's not exactly the point. They will suffer regardless, they will feel as if a part of them died.

Do you not care about them? That is a pain I would not wish on my worst enemy.
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>>732844182
Pretty good
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>>732844157
I will, man. God bless your soul.
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>>732844259
faggot. i didn't tell you how to live you neanderthal fuck. I told you not to be a bitch and spout retarded shit that wont do shit. do you think your meaningless "don't do suicide" reply will change his mind? if so you are a fucking retard. consider suicide
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>>732834839
checkem
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>>732844203
acetaminophen is tylenol
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>>732844403
>consider suicide
Let's make it an ibuprofen party. Everybody can die a shitty month long death.
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What are you, a teenage girl?
Christ, if you're going to kill yourself at least go out like a man, tie a noose round your neck and hang yourself.
Kick the chair, OP.
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>>732844403
Op here, i agree consider suicide
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>>732844403
It might. Certainly a better option than asking him to go shit in the middle of the street.
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I really don't know what to say. All this newfaggotry really gets to me.
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>>732844437
Damn. You were 7 away from quints.
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>>732838296
Don't try to make people feel guilty about "not enjoying their live when others are enduring much worse". No one has a responsibility for another person. Your life is yours and no one has the right to tell you what you have to do with it (as long as you don't hurt other people).
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>>732844496
samefag here. did you find no benadryl or dph in your medi cabinet?
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>>732844544
>>732844555
>>732844096
37 pills.
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>>732844555
checked based suicide trips
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just hang yourself OP. (remember to livestream it)
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>>732841650
You're the pussy because you just don't have the guts to kill yourself. :-*
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>>732844450
Ah i thought he said ES but that was some other faggot.

Benadryl, then.

Hmm, once I took a couple Ambien but stayed up later than anticipated. I rode a fucking unicorn up the stairs to bed.
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>>732844604
Nah found some maylox chewables though, they were pretty good
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>>732844682
you could go to a gas station and pick some up. it is a dope trip OP. you will be fighting shadow people on mount rushmore and shit
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Live stream you taking as many pills as you can find.
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>>732844743
Damn. That sounds fucking awesome.
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>>732844743
I just might, what do i buy is it just called benadryl?
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>>732844743
ive tripped on dph before. its fucking crazy.
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>>732844885
ya benadryl or tylenol pm. just look at the back and see if "diphenhydramine" is listed in the active ingredients. best of luck op. you are an hero
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>>732844496
Well do it right then you fucking pussy and stop fucking around with weak ass pills

Also, go get some triple Cs and some DM cough medicine, take it all, fun times.
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get a hold of some opiates and overdose on those.
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>>732844617
You realize it's going to take days for you to die, what you're doing is basically torturing yourself to death via slow organ failure.

If you decide you want to live your kidneys will be fucked for life.
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>>732844983
>>732844945
I'm with you guys now. OP has taken enough ibuprofen. I want to see how he acts fucked up. Live stream it, OP.
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>>732844617
Back inside.
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>>732834839
That's not how this works lol. You'll die.... DAYS or WEEKS later as you're organs slow down. There's an anti dote if yiu can manage to get to the ER fast enough but it m8ght be too late hahaha. Lol I've been told it's really painful when your organs start shutting down
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>>732845067
livestream! livestream!
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>>732845043
I'm not OP. I'm just keeping count of the game.
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>>732845122
>>732845077
Add nine more.
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>>732845100
They'll pump him full of morphine, might be best option
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>>732845239
Morphine is delicious
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