What we drinking tonight /b/? Got me some moscow mules to

Water, like anyone else who doesn't have liquor or is just a pussy

>>732827985
SKYY vodka and Mott's Apple juice. You'll be so drunk before you know it.

>>732827985
I'm drinking Tea

>>732828598
Cut out the middleman and just drink the vodka straight

>>732827985
Dude had my first MM and it was fucking disgusting. Tasted like shitty medicine.

Ron Santa Fe + Cola + Lime

Greetings from an American in Bogota

>>732827985
>>732828598
>>732828762
Are you all women, sipping mixed drinks?
If not, when did men all become such pussy faggots?

Chimarrão

>>732827985
Everclear and water.

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>>732827985
good choice

>>732827985
Ben?

>>732828905
Coors light here. Grade A American piss water. Bout 12 deep. Couple more and it's bedtime.

>in all seriousness though. Fuck alcoholism.

>>732828755
Yeah, if you don't like the taste of ginger, Moscow mules just probably are not for you.

>>732828755
Have you tried a kentucky mule?
I really enjoy them, but maybe they aren't for everyone.
>>732828905
Whats wrong with adding flavor to life?
I had a 12 pack of bud before I got to this point if that makes you feel better.
>>732829062
Naw thats a stupid name

>>732828905
Who gives a fuck.

Buffalo trace 1 cube of ice may switch over to some blantons

>>732829249
>Whats wrong with adding flavor to life?
It's booze, it has one job.

>>732829483
Just saddened by the amount of effeminate men raised by their mothers, that think mixed drinks aren't the mark of a pussy

Just beer tonight, but in the morning...
1 shot of Jameson, 1 shot of Orange Juice, with a strip of bacon.
Changes lives

>>732829795
That's a real breakfast

>>732829553
It's sad that some fags have such a mommy issue that they can't drink an old fashioned or a greyhound without shedding tears.

>>732829491
>people can't drink for flavor
I'm a bartender, the amount of "MEN" that come and do this shit is stupid. Trying to act superior with their on the rocks bullshit. You could do that shit at home, the biggest appeal of bars, at least to me, was getting drinks I couldn't make so not just shots.
>>732829795
>>732829861
I need more biscuits in that breakfast

>>732829861
It tastes like six shooters and pancakes

>>732827985
Drambuie, Jäger, local lager and a nice hash-baccy spliff (in no particular order).

was fuckin nice too

>>732829972
All 3 ingredients back to back.

Old fashion,mojito,mimosa until i fall asleep maybe a glass or cab with sprite... i expect a pounding headache so ill take some zyquil to harden the blow.

>>732830178
Oh so the irish breakfast.
It does taste like maple syrup or pancakes as you said.

Haven't had the with bacon part, but at a bar its just the shot of jameson followed by the shot of orange juice. Useless side note it was the first drink a stranger every bought for me at a bar.

>>732829972
On the rocks huh?

What is a martini for 100 alex
What is a rusty nail for 200
What is a long island ice tea for 1000

You seeing a pattern?
What aren't girl drinks

>>732830381
long island ice tea is definitely a girl drink.

Where is the gin & tonix or even a sazerac?

Side note martinis taste like shit.

>>732830381
All i read is some nigger shitbag writing stuff in this post

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>tonight's my birthday
>I live in kentucky
>I'm poor

>>732830373
It's good either way. The bacon just adds a little extra, especially if the bacon is maple

>>732830930
You also play MTG you humongous faggot. Down that bottle and drink another.

>>732830381
>>732828905

I mean, I could drink this 10$ liter of rum-in-a-cardboard-box straight but I'm an alcoholic, not a masochist.

Besides, I would drink through the liquor 25% faster if the glass were only rum; no need to rush it, at least not yet.

What else do you arbitrarily measure your masculinity by? I bet you really care what strangers think about you when they see you in public, huh?

>>732830612
Long Island Iced Teas are basically full alcohol, so you drink 3 of them and see if you aren't pulling off your tight panties and getting banged out fag.

>>732830930
to our poor /b/rother!
cheers

>>732827985
Just some ol' corona and lime tonight. Just ordered some copper mugs on Amazon though

>>732830930
Happy Birthday! Drink it up /b/ro

>>732830930
>>732831175
Happy born day by the way. You can thank the drink for me being a shithead.

>>732831175
So what it makes me happy. Do you know where you are?


>>732831393
>>732831541
Thanks you guys that means a lot to me!

>>732831821
Thank you anon. Its okay I do the same to other people sometimes so yeh

>>732831832
The more we drink, the better this thread gets. No birthday pussy lined up?

>>732832020
Do what makes you happy. Preferably not drink, but hell, it feels pretty good. Hope you're not alone friend.

lets make a game out of it.
we drink for every reply we get.
please be gentle

>>732832352
That's just asking for it.

>Drink!

>>732829553
Caring that much about what other men put in their gullet sounds like even bigger faggotry to me.

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>>732832487
cheers

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>>732832352
Fuck you drink more you bitch
>>732830930
SHOTGUN TO YOU MY BROTHER
You one day closer to death
I made the whole way too small when I popped it.

i hope you didn't stop posting out of fear to get replies and have to drink?

>>732832160
Unfortunately no. I'm in a bit of a drought these days.

>>732832256
Thanks. I drink more than I should but these are lonely and desperate times

>>732833088
you have to open it sooner, try again!

>>732833245
Well opening it sooner is similar to the canadian way. But I'll do it again, though I don't have much beer left, why I've been drinking vodka.

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>>732833373
i don't know about canadians, i prefer to drink beer out of glass

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Straight goose 10 shots back to back bc I actually want to die unironically. Ps that's not me but it is my 1.75L

>>732834237
french wodka? my god anon, tell us about your live

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Seagrams 7 & 7-Up

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>>732833821
I don't know if they invented it or its meant to be an insult but this is the canadian shotgun.

You open the lid, take a sip, then put it just above the rim and then chug.

>>732834789
well canadians are pussies then.
what i know is your first approach, but open the top as soon as you start drinking

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Scotch, neat. No ice, no chaser.

>>732834985
Alright, I've only ever done shotgunning once before, just something I randomly wanted to try cause for some reason recently I started sucking at chugging beer so I figured this would help and it did.

I will take your note though, have one beer left, so will shotgun that at some point tonight and keep drinking my moscow mules listening to rocky music and having a good ol' time.

>>732827985
Readbreast. A bit pricier than normal, but great.

Drinking beer in a basement, remembering that I had a future. It's gone. Beer gives me a distraction but when it wears off. Im an nervous wreck. I'm not alone right?

>>732835595
How old are you now?