Can we get a best of 4chan or greentext thread going? I'm

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>>732827226

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Something a little different, but...

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>>732827226

ded

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Last gaming related one, I swear...

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>>732827495
Holy kek.
Best greentext ive read in a long time

>>732828067

youre welcome my fellow Kekistani.
Its one of the best ive got.

Praise Kek my dude

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>>732828339
Shadilay

have you seen this thread it's pretty gold
>>732816233

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>>732828819
Spent about five minutes over there. It makes me weep that this is how people parent now.

Granted, the only Talk I got was my mother saying "Wrap it the fuck up, son." But still...

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And I'm out.

>>732827574

Man the feels...

>>732828489

He will not devide us

>>732828958
i fucking lost.

>>732827574
shit bro legit just cried. hope my m8 and me get this close.

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Stopped posting to read that tard story, going through my list and posting my favorites

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>>732827226

>>732831259
Ahahahhhah this is great.

>>732831420
oh god why

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Should I keep posting? Not sure how many others are in this thread

>>732832154
>ifunnylogo
get the fuck out

>>732827789
Goddammit do I love D&D green texts like this.

Sir Bearington, suplexing a dragon with a lucha libre, lawful good paladins being accosted by queens for sex, and the capacity of the rectum of a halfling are absolute 10/10. This just adds to it

>>732827574
I fucking cried. Damn.

This beer is for EB

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>>732832386
I've got one last one. It's not terribly funny, but it's a great moment in gaming.

>>732832201
Listen, dicknut, you google for greentexts and sometimes bad shit happens, but I ain't gonna waste time editing it out to spare you an autistic breakdown

I hope tech looks at your browser and they fire your ass.

>>732833188
>too /d/ for /d/

I'm done.

>>732827226
>>732827226
Be me
>Boss is a regional branch manager
>He is really down to earth
>At christmas table drinking beer and eating food
>Drink a little too much
>Stand outside of office and talk
>We start talking about heritage
>He starts talking about his family tree
>I Casually reply "blood and soil"
>He looks confused
>I explain to him it's an old nazi slogan
>He asks me what they meant by that
>I explain to him how your heritage is connected to where you are from
>Start talking about the major differences between Marxism and national socialism
>His face lights up
>"Finaly! someone that understands!"
>Turns out boss is pretty woke
>Did nazi that coming
>He reaches out his hand to shake mine
>I grab his hand
>His hand is a twig
>I look at his face
>Just branches and wood
>Turns out ive been talking to a tree for 2 Hours

ayahuasca is a hell of a drug

>>732827574
eyes are sweaty

>>732828538
jej

>>732830733
Going to try this

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Lets start some OC greentext stories.

This is the story of how I ruined an entire family /b/

>Be me, 16 year old femanon
>Have bad family issues blah blah
>End up running away from home and living with a friend
>They took me in like one of their own
>Oficially the new daughter of the family
>Start going to family events with them weekly

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>>732834681

>There's an Uncle, lets call him "Big Cooking Cock"
>He's known as the drug addicted alcoholic with a stripper Gf
>No one likes him but he still comes anyway
>He sits beside me every week for a month at dinner
>We have a cigarette together and he asks if i'm into older men
>Oh god no this can't be real
>Oh no, It's real

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>>732834831

>I add him on Fb
>We make plans to meet up secretly
>Alcohol, drugs and sex were all included
>But there's a plot twist
>He has a personal driver, AKA random indian from craigslist
>I have to suck his dick for a free ride to Toronto
>End up sucking gross indian man dick
>Most likely has herpes
>Feelsbad

>>732835106
Keep going?

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>>732832536
fuck that was an amazing ride from start to finish

>>732829725
No shit...

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>>732827495
kek

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found this on my first day using the site

>>732828752
>Epic