these ladies are headed your way >QUICK >give 'em

probably would just be an awkward smile.

y-y-you too...

My name is jeff

>>732813805
you wanna see something swell?

>>732813805
Have your heard of The Left Rights?

>>732813805
Sex me or i shoot your friends in the head

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>>732813805
hey baby, let's get nipple to nipple

I got money wanna fuck

You're being followed. He found out.
[Bank hard right, kick the tires and light the fires]

>>732813805
Do you think I can wear one of your bikinis?

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>>732813805
>wana make it with a dude with a huge cock?
>y-y-yes anon kun *blushes*
>sorry cant help you

>>732813805
Greetings, travelers.

>>732814038
kek

Nice tits bitches.

tell them the time

>>732813805
"ayy wan sum duck fuck"

I eat the booty like groceries

>>732813805
Uhhh, heyyy ahh ummm so ummm yeah like I am like a uhhh hmmmm cool uhhh guy?

Hello Madams, might I offer thee fine tinctures of alcohol and cheese in exchange for a jolly good smashing?

>>732813805
Seriously, can you tell me what tits feel like, ladies?

>>732813805
2/10 would not fuck

walk right into one and grab her boobs while pretending to be completely blind

do a 360 and walk the other direction

I pose like an abstract art figure. That will catch their attention.

>>732813805
mods

SOMEBODY PULL THEY PANTS DOWN, I'M GONNA STICK MAH DICK IN YO BUTT!

>>732813805
Hey, ladies you every get your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat!

>>732815700
do a 360 and keep walking the same direction

>>732813805
"Hey baby wanna eat my pussy.. shit I mean do you want me to eat you pussy

are any of you an archeologist???

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>>732816374
d-does that work?

>>732813805
Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these. *proceeds to hand them eggs*

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>>732816407
360 is a full cricle dumbass

>>732816407
What anon meant is to do a spin (360) then moonwalk (walk the other direction)
Please excuse him

>>732816461
okay, let's hear the punchline...

>>732813805
You're the kind of girl I could take home to meet my mother....which is good, because I still live with her.

>>732817882
because i have a massive BONE for you to examine.

>>732813805

Hey ladies.... You ever been properly disappointed?

I suffer from severe depression and I have no self esteem, but I do have a above average sized penis. How can I disappoint you ladies today?

>>732817882
because im digging you?

I've never seen such small Tits on four random women, ever in my life.
Kill yourselves.


Works every time. All four would be begging for me to split them open.

>>732816548
Worked for Silent Bob

>>732813805
you gals ever heard of animey

Ayy bb wan sum fucc

>>732813805
Hey, babe, want some fuck?

HEY BABY YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT

>>732813805
MUH DIK

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>>732813805
I'm finally gettin' to feel good, you know what I mean, and I just feel you pictured out there. I picture you just nestled warmly on my bare rug, just waiting for a soft tune from my personal jukebox of passion. You pick a tune, I play it... and then we settle back... to listen with nothing on but a lobster bib. Do you picture that?

>>732813805
Bon appetit, wanna fuck?

>>732820002
Chas

>>732813805
-Start following them very close.
-When they turn around and be "What the fuck are you doing here creep"
My line will be:
-"My mom has always told me to follow my dreams"
-profit

>>732813805
you ladies seem to be heading my way

>>732814863
Kek...tinctures. This is what keeps my dumb ass here..

>>732816737
Newfag

Did you fall from heaven cause I eat ass.

>>732814145
It's my way or the highway

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>>732816737
>>732816407

I would dip my fingertips in water and flick a few drops at them then say: Damn how about I take both of you home to take you out of those wet clothes?

>>732814393
best

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Greetings fair lasses, any of you into LARPing?

>>732819080
Works 0 percent of the time