Just met this girl and it's boring now. Trips decides the

>>732810042
make it dubs fag

>>732810209
K. Dubs it is then. Pls no bully

>>732810042
Hey, I was wondering if you'd like to come over for a quickie

My Bros call me fisty the cunt destroyer. Aaaaannnnnd done .

>>732810042
What do you expect? Your messages are boring as fuck.

Garbage in, garbage out.

Send me nudes you slut

>>732810448
roll

>>732810448
rolll

>>732810448
rolllllll

Fucking say something interesting. Obviously it's going to be boring if you're a boring cunt

>>732810534
Rolling

"lets fuck!"

>>732810448
Rollerino

>>732810562
rolling for this

Send childporn

>>732810439
She started the conversation and I didn't answer until recently. If you start a conversation with someone you should have something to talk about, not expect the person to do it for you

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>>732810042
Girls dont respond just by you saying hi. You have to say something "to dazzle them" while having 80k or up a year on your dating profile. Fake A F

>>732810622
winrar

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>>732810622

>>732810562
See >>732810633
Also, awaiting her reply

Hey, I was wondering if you'd like to come over for a quickie

Not the original guy that posted it, but it's the best answer assuming you don't really care about your relationship with her. Check 'em

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le SO randumb xDd next dubs LOL

>>732810633
Yeah, just dump all the responsibility on her and complain when it sucks. That'll get you far, right?

>>732811149
I don't know about no unicorn but I have a magic horn you can rub.

>>732811149
Tits are interesting, how about you show me yours?

Tell her you have aids

>>732811215
rerolling for this and take it off of dubs just pick a number from 0 to 9.

So. You can suck a horse cock for the tenth time.

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>>732811168
Yep that's definitely me beginning the conversation and dumping the responsibility, correct?

Ask if she would rather suck a mexican dick or a black dick.

>>732811215
This.

I kicked a small child in the temple once...

>>732811215
This

say nigger

>>732811518
yes this

>>732811410
yes.

>>732811215
This please

>>732811410
No this

>>732811544
Bruh, why?

Only virgins can get unicorns baby

>>732811229
Roll

Ask if she's into fisting

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Send this with no context

>>732811544
Dubs

tell her she's boring

>>732811647
yes

>>732811544
Awaiting reply

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Jennifer is not pleased. Next dubs

>>732811950
say double nigger

>>732810042
Tana is white
And easy to trigger
Now look at the camera
And say nigger

>>732811950
do something besides dub faggot.

>>732811950
I love nigger cock in my ass, I love spic cock in my hands and I LOVE chink cock In my mouth because I'm a huge fag

>>732811410
yes - that.

>>732812033
Winrar

>>732811950
Their's voices in my head telling me what to say and I don't know which one to listen to. Please help.

>>732812033
I love you sometimes anon.

Just kidding. I'm not racist. do you like black cocks?

>>732812154
One off anon

>>732812199
Fuck

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

>>732812137
lol thanks i cant believe i got two nigger sin a row

>>732812267
Shit

>>732812199
winrar

>>732812199
winrar

I once gargled an entire jar worth of snot just to get a handjob by my last crush, she didn't even make me finish.

Think you can?

>>732811215
Re-reroll this !

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>>732812033
say tripple nigger

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>>732812361
Mfw I got dubs

>>732812372
Roll

fuck my boi pussy with a strap on you slut

>>732810042
Wow you weren't kidding that did get boring quickly

>>732812199
>>732812033
Sent both. Awaiting reply.

>>732812154

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lol her pb

>>732812442
alright now this time say triple nigger with extra pickles

>>732812429
rollercoaster

>>732812497
reroll

>>732810042
>Can't hold a conversation worth shit

Wonder why it's boring.

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Send this image

panties in mouth

>>732811950
The truth it i hate myself.
When i was 10 my brother took me fishing. When we arrived at the lake, i had to take a shit, and i therefor told my brother i had to go poo, he agreed and said i shouldnt go too far away. After i had went behind some trees and bushes, i pulled my pants and underwear down. My brother suddenly emerged looking at me with a creepy smile. I was so confused and wasnt sure what was going on, so i didnt react fast enough. He launched at me and forced me to the ground, with my bare ass exposed to the heavens. I then felt it, he took his massive penis and shoved it into my virgin ass, it hurt, so much. I cried for him to stop, but he just kept going.
I have never told this to anyone, only you. And i think the only reason why i am telling you this, is because you're the love of my life.

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send her this pic so she thinks you're funny

>>732812399
win

>>732812596
Deep that's deep

>>732810633
You're the man. You take the lead.

Look at Tinder statistics of sex of first messagers for proof this is a thing.

>>732812592
Roll

>>732812666
Fucking Satan oh fuck

>>732812666
TRIPS

>>732812666
Oh shit... 666.

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07 decides anons

>>732812711
Oh shit dubs

>>732811950
Nice weather

I'm so horny.
But i don't deserve to see you.
I just wish I could stroke small dick looking at your boobs

smile, you're on 4chan.

Stop changing gets, op. Doubles it is. Fuck you

Hello, I find our conversation "boring" because I am unable to hold a coherent and/or interesting conversation with someone, this is probably because of my huge amount of autism that has impacted every second of my life.

>>732812746
Fucking Autist OP.

If 07: "Send noots slut"

>>732812746
Watch out for that nigger in the corn field

>>732812843
People were telling me to change it.

>>732812746
Fungle my Gunk daddy

Shit in my mouth?

Let's stop flirting. Get over here and and gargle my man butter.

>>732812746
something funny

>>732812851
ROLL

My autistic self can't contain itself, so show me your tits

>>732812888
Triple ! #Winrar

tell her you like dog boners

>>732812906
So close

>>732812906
Fuck so close anon

>>732812496

10/10 would cum in mouth and kiss passionately

>>732812888
GET

>>732812746
Im so fucking wasted right now lol send nudes?

I have something to tell you.. I have a gaz chamber in my basement and we kill jews everytime we can

>>732812746
I'm going to kill myself after this conversation ends so please try to keep it going as long as possible.

>>732812810
dis

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gib nudes

>>732812992
re-role

>>732812988

WINRAR

>>732812746
my dick is 3 inches

>>732812988
Winrar XD

shiiiit

>>732813025
roll

>>732812810
rollin

>>732812810
Rolllll

show me some ass and tiddies girl

>>732813060
Roll for this

I found your pic online and I'm going to cum on your skank titties.

>>732813066
yes :D

>>732812992
roll

I like to rub my dick against shattered glass and then make a sauce with the blood

>>732812966
winrar

>>732812746
"you know, Anon as in A-Non Nigger

>>732812851
Roll

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send her this

>>732813066
Win

>>732812906
Roll

>>732813270
Roll

>>732812746
Do you like yaoi?

>>732812992
role

>>732812746
I would love to plunge your sweet poo-hole with my phat gulk, and when I make big cum i slather your cardboard textured face in it, sound good?

Send feet pics pls

>>732813186
Oh baby Yasssss

>>732813307
Winrar

>>732813307
Winrar

It's gay, but winrar.

Go with this>>732812906

The white blood courses in my veins and telling me to whip that nigger back

>>732813177
Win

OP Will surely deliver.

ey b0ss can i habe de pussi pls

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Dubs over 66, friends.

>>732813451
Rollerino

how about traps..

>>732813343
Roll

>>732813484
see >>732813066

rolling for cucks

>>732813403
Reroll

Is she autistic or something

>>732813599

Winrar

>>732813484
Google it and tell me if you like it

>>732813599
Winrar

>>732813484
Shirley you can't be serious...?

>>732813599

no she is acoustic

I have an excess of corn in my shit. Wanna fuck?

>>732813484
DUBS

you wanna meet up and fuck around?

I've decided I want to rape you. Isn't that nice

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>>732813702
RE RILE

>>732813599
rephrase to "are you autistic r something?"

>>732813735
GO DICE ROLL

my asshole is wet w/ semen.

Put a sharpie in your ass.

>>732813484

See

>>732813177

>>732812810
Rollllll

>>732813781

Shut the hell up about unicorns fag and tits or gtfo

>>732813735
RR

>>732812810
Rollllin

>>732813715
Reroll

pls put sharpie in pooper for sheldon cooper!

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>>732813835
RR

>>732813781
roll

>>732812810
Rolling

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Show me your feet please?

>>732812810
Goddamn

>>732813873

>>732813484
It's gay shit.

I'm puting you on 4chan because I lied to you and I am leading you on by abusing your trust.

>>732813885
rollin

fucking dubs

sharpie in poop hole

>>732812810
Rollling samefagg

>>732813951
Re Bread Roll

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>>732813907
roll

>>732810448
roll

>>732813982

>>732813873

this pls

I find ceramic tiles exotic and like to jerk off with my right hand while my left playful teases the tiles. It's sublime.

>>732813999
Gettttt

>>732813873
dis shit, doe

"To the point, we should get to know eachother better. Want to get some food?"

Bet your ass and pussy taste the same

poop on a sharpie

>>732813999
Nice trips

>>732814008
roll
>>732813999
trips dont count

>>732814144
Yes

>>732814164
DO A BARREL ROLL

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>>732814144

I produce child porn on my free time

Holy hell OP is a faggot. Also this girl has the slowest replies in recent memory.

>>732813484
Not important, come get down on this D

>>732814247
Roll

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Dubs under 66 now

>>732813999
>>732812810 < = Write this

Thread dead op is gay

>>732810042

>>732814333
get

>>732813873
dis shitz

>>732814333
Kek, trips of truth

>>732814314
I now think this is completely fake. Worst trolljob ever.

>>732814314
Not Making???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt6w2X0ZK7Y

>>732814103
Reroll.

>>732814314
pls come over and lick my peepee

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I'm impressed you've stayed so long. If you don't mind me asking, can you take it this rough in bed?

>>732814314
It doent have to make sense, now do wat daddy asks of you.

>>732814314
ever had your butthole licked by a fat man in a overcoat before?

>>732814314
It doesn't have to make sense sweetheart, you just need to moan when I thrust.

>>732814447
This

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Look a faggot here : boards.4chan.org/b/thread/732810042/just-met-this-girl-and-its-boring-now

>>732814485
Reroll

>>732814447
Reroll

>>732814314
wanna meet up and fuck around?

Let's meet up at the park by my house.
Do you have any zip ties??

i am typing 1 handed, bcuz i have cum all over my other one

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>>732814438
I rushed on the screenshot and my keyboard didn't show up. Now for odd dubs

>>732814566
Op final post

Girl wat ar u duing wit jour laif? JUST SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

>>732814513
Newfag

>>732814528
Reroll.

I'm impressed that you've stayed so long. If you don't mind me asking, are you cool with getting this weird in bed?

Will make sense when u and me get married <3 :3

>>732814624
i really wanna just fuck u like a maniac

I never liked you. I always just wanted to fuck your face.

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>>732814513
rolling.... also wtf this captcha makes no sense

>>732814686
u want some big cums?

>>732814566
Winrar

>>732814669
Re roll for OP's sexlife!

>>732814447
REROLL 2

>>732814624
my mom just asked me if you're my girlfriend, should I say yes m'lady?

Just send me a piccy of your titty

>>732814624
FUCK is right, get that ass over here now

>>732814624
Okay, fuck all this playing hard to get. Why don't you get me hard by playing with my balls. Also, send nudes...it's for a science project.

Can I eat your waffle jenny

>>732814728
'makes no sense'
'Select all squares with vehicles. If there are none, click skip.'

>>732814682
Reroll

>>732814761
REROLL AND NAGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS

>>732814032
Reroll for great justice.

>>732814782
Perfect

Can you hurry with the tits? My dicks starting to get cold.

>>732814728
what doesn't make sense about it? it says if there are no cars in pic skip

>>732814782
ROLL

>>732814624
lets meet and FUCK

i just wish you would make an effort to defecate while I fuck your ass, so when i take it off, i would have a string of poop in my urethera, and i could just piss your shit

>>732814806
>
Rick Rolling

>>732814855
WINNNNNN

>>732814686

Sorry I'm fucking crazy, but are you down for a crazy fucking?

>>732814901
RR`

>>732814806
Reroll

>>732814827
>>732814869
i now see the errors of my ways...

>>732814901

>>732814855
Spread em

>>732814855
kek

>>732814513
reroll

>>732814865
Roll

>>732814901
Rolling

>>732810562
rawl

My Mom is drinking wine again, she keeps coming into my room, bcuz she likes to see the nudie pics girls send me... do me a favor, send me a quick pic so she will leave my room.

Why did the ladies love Jesus??
(Hold out arms and hands to side)
Because he was hung like this.

All politics aside, I have a circumsized cock that is falling in love with you.

>>732814977
Winrar

>>732814977
pls dont

>>732814986
RR

>>732814977
>>732815077

OP, pacing is important, so make the condition that you'll only do 1 at a time.

Also re-roll for the text from this

>>732814916

>>732815101
RR

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>>732815045
roll out

>>732815077
Dubs-ception

These messages have 404'd

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. It's heaven.

>>732815111
You must post what trips demanded OP

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What size do you prefer?

>>732814728
IF THERE ARE NONE CLICK SKIP

You ever pee pee'd in someones poo poo? That's my fetish lol XDD

>>732814624
You like the word fuck, do you like fucking too?

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https://youtu.be/gxGdZMT18fY

Thread has been Brazilian Minecrafted

>>732815143
RR

i'd love to give you a oil massage.. get u all lubed up, start playin with yo clit... then, penetrating you with my middle finger.. then 2 fingers.... As you be screamin in pleasure ill put the whole hand in there... oh baby... imagine my whole arm up your pussy going up and down.
Actually fuck it, id just slide my whole upper torso in there and lick you all from inside... im hard just thinking of it.
Imagine me, all inside of you, you being completely pregnant with me. im going to jerk off now

>>732814929
you probably selected the squares with the trees

>>732815240
Roll

>>732814782
Reroll

>>732814624
What's your favorite band?

>>732814827
>>732814869
>>732815272
Trolled you fags XD look at the tabs XDD

Rip. I'm waiting for her

>>732814782
This

>>732815391
rollerino

>>732815361
dubs.
NOW
ROLLING