Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>732807461
That's not healthy
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
This is my american wife , say something nice to her !
I am in bad and might fall asleep at any time
>>732807288
Yea she is far to cute especially when she is happy
>>732807453
What's your current one my last was as a pot wash
Seras claimed
>>732808163
Such a cutie .
Been a while since the last time I was here. How do you do?
Sonic Forces' character creation
Thoughts?
>>732808427
>>732808163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
>>732808497
Best girl is on the right
>>732808163
They look cute
I don't know who this loli is but I'm claiming her for those tits.
>>732808333
I may be shitposting here but I will still check those.
>>732808469
>Original the character, Do not steal
>>732808469
This is the best thing SEGA has ever done. I'm going to name my original character Steel the Donut.
>>732808163
I want to lick the sweat off her face
mah waifu has been stolen by a watermellon
>>732808530
Cockona > Yayakat >= Papicunt
I can't keep my eyes open any more goodnight everyone.
Claiming best girl.
>>732807129 (Yuno)
Trying to cure hangover. Should probably get more sleep.
>>732807157 (A SNEK)
Does that take a lot of time?
>>732807243 (Holo)
こんいちわ ほろ!
げんきですか?
>>732807288 (Mas-, Sono)
Saya is nice and wouldn't harm a fly!
>>732808862
I see you're a man of taste as well
>>732808404
I'm alive, I suppose
>>732809186
They're all good though
Claim and hello.
>>732807288
Koume will not be hanging out with niggas. "Never cucked"
>>732806303
I like that non-lewd thigh gap. Very cute
>>732806210
>
Hello how is today going. Turning in soon?
>>732806210
You is snek
>>732809694
A Koume.
>>732809675
Hello Stapler, welcome back.
>>732809694
I steal
>Nudle claim
Also, where's Tomo?
>>732809306
Appreciate the pity response.
It's good to hear you're alive and well. I'm alive as well.
>>732809894
A well deserved Pat.
>>732809675
Other people calling you stapler makes my laugh.
>>732810043
I have had a good chuckle because of you
>>732809606
The anime is toptier
>>732810148
Why is it a pity response?
>>732810043
Hello Tiny Tiger, thank you for earlier. I officially have time off until the 9th to go home. That should be good to see if every thing is ok hopefully.
>>732810142
Here I thought you weren't coming
>>732809675
'Evening. How's it going?
>>732810202
Haha you did start it with stapler sempai.
How are you this evening?
>>732810266
Shit, and yourself?
>>732810212
In my top 10 at the very least
>>732810336
Getting food. But what has happened now. Are these birds giving you trouble again?
>>732810202
Oh? What have I done?
>>732810226
No worries. The 9th, that's quite some time, good.
>>732810533
My six year old sister is in the hospital right now...
>>732810541
Agreed, I really couldnt ask for more by any means and they came up with that time.
>>732810263
Eh, turns out I have free time after all.
>>732810541
Calling people pet names
>>732810669
That's awful sounding. I certainly hope it's taken care of immediately.
>>732810336
Good for the most part, gotta meet with my financial advisor on Friday to make some big money decisions, so I'll probably be spending a good chunk of time going over every last thing ahead of that meeting.
Beyond that, things are fairly routine here. Seems like you have something heavy going on at your end, but I won't pry much if you're uncomfortable discussing it.
>>732810202
Indeed
>>732810533
The other Koume~
~
>>732810863
Me too, I just got done working things out at work so I can start the drive home tomorrow.
>>732810935
Its fair enough and im not uncomfortable to be honest. My six year old sister has been hospitalized with a brain tumor, kinda loosing my shit to be honest.
>>732810700
Ah well cool.
>>732810215
Because I'm not popular.......yet! Then again, this is like my second time here.
>>732811213
Ah, well. Welcome back and welcome to you. I'm heading to sleep now though. Good night
>>732811185
Yeah, sometimes I don't feel like posting, other times I'm interested to.
>>732810863
It helps me associate pictures with names, I suck at that shit.
Your name is Sleeves
>>732811366
Nights Alice, sleep well.
>>732811406
Ah. Why's that.
>>732811160
Damn man, I'm really sorry to hear that. I'm sure that you'll find out more once you get back home and the doctors have more to tell you.
Good to hear that they're giving you leave at least, at times like this it's family first. That includes taking care of yourself so you can concentrate on the important things after you get home.
>>732811176
Been a while, how are you?
>>732811541
Eh, I just have those times where I focus on other stuff or just don't feel happy.
>>732811213
It's definitely not an overnight thing. And a rather large commitment if you are that serious.
>>732811160
Well I hope it's not a huge drive And if it is, be smart and safe about it. Sending hearts
>>732810977
What "other" koume
>>732811926
Oh, I just pay attention to filenames. If you're both the same Koume, then I apologize.
>>732811611
the same
how are you houki?
it's good to see you again
My eyes are so dry, I wanna sleep, but it seems a bit early
>>732811366
Nighty night.
>>732811926
Well I did find more pictures of my waifu so that's a start. I remember seeing a couple of guys here that got alienated from the thread pretty quickly.
>>732810434
Same
You already know my favorite
Rin Shibuya
>>732811926
Please dont worry, and it will take about two days to get home. Im just trying to figure out my course of action once I get there. I know theres nothing I can do but be there for her, but still...
>>732812175
Sleep then silly.
>>732812098
Staying busy over here, but things are well for the most part. Counting down the days until an upcoming trip.
>>732812175
Eye drops if it's really bothering you, sometimes it gets rid of that sleepy feeling.
>>732812388
Standard waifu material #306
>>732812175
From where I am it defiantly would be.
>>732812086
Yeah my file names are shit. Quite alright... cause I like you.
>>732812208
Well what does your waifu do? There are some real socially awkward people here. So I believe it's quite a chore to be completely ostracized from these threads. Just post pics and engage in friendly conversation.
>>732812599
Well being there alot of the time a solid foundation for the person to build on. So I'm sure it will be of some help
>>732812812
Aww, I like ya too.
>>732812946
WOAAAAAH WHAT A FUCKING IMAGESWAP
>>732812599
Nooooo
>>732812621
I cannot put eyedrops in by myself
>>732812621
ooh where to?
>>732812981
its that you irl uwu?
>>732812945
>>732812947
>>732811816
Ah I got you.
Claiming best imouto.
>>732812946
>>732812981
<.< >.>
>>732813103
Maybe?
>>732813103
Unfortunately, no.
>>732813269
What? It was an image swap.
>>732813269
If it was, I wouldn't know what I would be doing.
>>732812981
>smokes
>>732813162
I'm definitely more joyful now than, say, when I was sick, but I do feel kinda feel empathetic at times.
-Noodle
>>732812812
I hope so, thats all I can do...
>>732813021
But what is there left to lose?
>>732813405
Well u pray you know her. Those hips are.......yikes.
>>732813412
That's good.
>>732813405
forget about breasts got nice legs?
>>732813504
Consciousness
>>732813547
Yeah, I guess having some distaste from time-to-time is a good thing. It just feels kinda hopeless, though.
>>732812812
She flies giant robot jets, gets pissed off, and is occasionally humiliated in promo art of the anime she's in. Socially awkward? More like autistic and there's an autist in all of us.
>>732812946
3D!?! Boyyyyyyy.....
>>732812208
For the most part it's pretty laid back here. As long as you're holding conversation, it's quite nice. I used to hang out in other boards before coming here a while back.
>>732812599
2 days is a heck of a drive, but as long as you're resting up as needed you'll be fine. Long road trips solo are hard when you got a lot on the mind, I've been there and done that a few times too. Get your best playlist(s) and some comfort food handy.
>>732813021
Gonna stay awake either way I take it?
>>732813030
Northern Florida, up in the Destin area. Gonna be oceanside for a solid week, plus the drive to and from. Altogether it'll be about 10 days away from the rat race.
>>732813613
I dunno do I?
>>732813515
I hope to know you
>>732812945
>>732812946
>>732812947
>>732813881
>wall and door same color
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>732813881
>
>>732813853
Well that sounds interesting. Sad to see get humiliated from time to time. But I guess if it's part of her character then ok I guess. And I try and be nice to everyone, however I don't overlook the fact that we all are.
>>732813504
I'll still send my best
Saw dudes.
>>732808163
That was a decent show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw&list=PLwHS_aSiMBr2TMpjHUis-dG5auyQglsQO&index=3
>>732813853
Ive made it before and its not been too bad but never in this state of mind. I will get the good old play list ready haha. Life hits hard when it hits. I just hope everything will be ok and this is for nothing.
>>732814284
Thank you, to be honest ive never been this scared for anyone but myself... Its strange and so uncomforting.
>>732814012
:^)
>>732814284
Is that a yes~?
>>732814509
Are you Hikagi?
>>732814634
Cute
>>732814647
Yes Hitagi
>hitagi
>>732814461
My benis is confused.
>>732814701
Yeah you Fuck you
>>732813853
I still hang in other boards to be honest, but I like how this one gives us an excuse to post our best girls.
>>732814634
Okay, now this is the other Koume or the same one?
>>732814509
I know the feeling with some family members. Get some rest or get some things for the drive.
>>732814595
Oooo...I've been tricked before
>>732813853
that sounds fun. what are you gonna do over there?
I hope you get a clean place at least
>>732814774
Ok. I take it your the same prick from last night. Fuck off you're an idiot.
>>732814972
I will, thank you. Im going to bed after dinner. Early start tomorrow to be honest but will still be around for the next hour or two.
>>732814913
You were talking to me couple hours ago.
>>732814509
A lot of it when you're far away is the anxiety and urge to haul ass and get wherever you need to go to be with the person/people affected. Sooner or later we all get blindsided by something big like this- for me it was the week before this past Christmas. Sometimes it takes the wind out your sails at first, but then you find a way to change course and keep at it.
Worry about what you can control in front of you for the time being- all that wasted energy would be better saved for when you can spend time with your sister after you arrive.
>>732814805
That part alone is definitely worth it. Hang around long enough and you'll make some friends that you may talk to even outside these threads.
Well, I'm probably going to go to sleep soon
>>732814972
What does that mean?
>>732815206
Koume~!
My legs were posted if you're interested.
>>732815268
Then early goodnight
~
>>732814913
You're instincts were correct. I do not know who this koume-cat is
Also stapler-sempai I've figured out that monogatari has alot of seasons out under different names. So...I've finally started season 2
>>732815090
That's right. You should fucking end your life already. You sucked in a day's worth of air that could gone to someone more worthy of it.
>>732815344
They are really hot!
>>732815268
Nite nite clock eye
>>732815344
Means maybe I like what I saw maybe I'm not sure.
>>732815642
You're evil and I'm not sure if I like you. However I like you for liking koume
>>732815246
This almost sounds like me giving advice to someone else its scary but Its what I need to hear. Funny how that goes. Thank you so much for hearing me out I really do appreciate it.
>>732815569
I have nothing else to say to you. Go kill yourself.
>>732815445
I was confused because other Koume said something about messed up filenames
>>732815642
Thanks~
>>732815719
Still confused
>>732814913
You are blue haired Koume, Remu.
>>732815246
How exciting! I gotta come to these more often though. Like Koume said, I must be committed!
>>732815268
Well aren't you the lucky one? I have to work at this time. Not too long thankfully.
>>732815719
I was the OG Koume though...
Oh man. I really dont want to have to heal this damn abcess in hospital.
>>732815268
'Night, take it easy.
>>732815024
A lot of it is gonna be leisure- some day to day life, but with the backdrop of the ocean. I'll be doing some fishing on the sea for sure, and if the catch is good, some fresh fish to cook up back at the home we rented for the week.
There's quite a bit of scenery, natural parks, and some historical areas worth checking out too, not to mention the more touristy stuff.
How's work and everything else been treating you?
>>732815921
Haha, it's all good. I'm farther along in life, so it might sound eerie hearing things from a future perspective.
I'm always around whether it's to shoot the breeze, or for the more serious stuff.
>>732816304
Well I haven't seen you for some time in here. Also I'm sure that claims and what not are very meaningful however ultimately frivolous in these threads.
>>732816505
>Farther along in life.
>Me too compared to some people here.
How old are you out of curiosity?
>>732816505
Sounds like a fun time for the whole family.
I hope you catch some big ones.
I still work at the same place.
>>732816277
>promo art for Macross Delta
Damn, didn't realize the waifu was from a Macross series. Excellent taste, although I haven't seen Delta. I've watched them all through Frontier though.
>>732816324
Same one from before, or another?
>>732816641
I'm an ancient one by /waifu/'s standards. 33 in 2 weeks.
>>732815921
Of course you don't because you're a pussy and been a pussy your whole life.
>>732817178
Ha not that much older then me. But ya do have me beat by a year or two
>>732816277
I like that comparison
>>732817178
Haha I thought I was relatively old at 24, going on 25 in November. No wonder you make sense.
>>732817233
What country do you pay taxes in may I ask?
>>732817178
Same one, new branch formed.
>>732817454
You don't need to know, you need to empty a clip in your head.
Saber claim
>>732817018
Hopefully a giant one doesn't try to pull me over instead, but it's gonna be fun. I'll be hitting the ground running after I get back, but that's the last thing I'm worried about.
I know the feeling of routine work all too well, got much going on outside of it?
>>732817333
You gotta admit, there's not many of us around though. It wouldn't surprise me if there's someone older around and about, but it's all good.
>>732817454
Hey, still old enough to drink responsibly. If you ever make it to these parts I wouldn't mind knocking back a few.
>>732817769
Damn man, but I also know that coming back from that is something of an ordeal with your condition too. Would you say it's getting better or worse overall? Really makes me think of how most of us take our health for granted.
kek anon sperging at someone this bad
talk about a shit life
>>732818085
Ots getting worse. I need larger pads.
>>732818085
there's no one who can fill in for you?
I dont have energy for anything else
>>732817807
At the rate this and previous conversations have gone, you pay my pay check. Please do keep saying whatever the fuck you want. Trash.
>>732818052
Hello Saber.
>>732818085
Haha that sounds nice, I'd enjoy that. You were talking about deep sea fishing, that sounds like a lot of fun. Ive always been land locked for fishing.
>>732818161
Wew. Painkillers can only do so much, I had an abscess on a back wisdom before it was pulled, and it was that ugly deep pain that didn't seem to go away until everything was cleaned out. What will they be doing about it?
>>732818305
Yeah, there's one other person who will be carrying the load since my boss will be off the same week. Summer just gets really busy with more special events, plus all the pool inspections and mosquito control activity to go along with the restaurant stuff.
>>732818408
I've only done deep sea fishing once, and it was when I was a lot younger- it was less fishing and more of me slipping around on the icy deck and making an ass out of myself. Got to see walruses and narwhals in person though, I'll never forget that. I know doing it in the Gulf will be a totally different animal.
>>732818052
Hey Saber.
>>732818408
Living off the government, huh? Fucking pathetic mooch. If you were in front of me I would end your life personally.
>>732816304
And you'll stay that way.
>>732818929
That sounds like a blast to be honest. Id imagine the gulf will be different.
>>732818937
Or government employee take your pick.
>living off the government
KEK
I saw that shit coming soon