߷ Let's make fake news about how a fidget spinner killed

Toxic splinters? eroding materials? What do we think?

I don't get how these things work. You just hold them and then you can spin. Where's the fun.

>>732796659
Toxins building up in kidneys or some shit

>>732796501
choke on ball bearings. Easy.

I misread it as faggot spinners.lol

It supposed to be for ADD kids to help them comcentrate.
Protip....
It doesnt help them concentrate

>13 year old autist from 4chin was killed today when his fidget spinner erupted into flames. the product, made by matsushitu industries, is under investigation world wide by several government agencies. 13 year old autist timmy was survived by his mother and his autist brother. funeral arrangements are still being prepared at the moment. you can send cash donations to his mom via paypal. [email protected]

>>732796659
Microscopic toxic splinters that start infections and prevent blood from clotting

The toy has been advertised as helping people who have trouble focusing or fidgeting (such as those with ADHD, autism, or anxiety) -wikipiedia
Some autistic kid ate one and died easy

>>732796818
Tbh thats the most believable one

Easy. Autism went up since invention of fidget spinner. This idea Killed vaccines. Why not this.

>>732797099
It should be a public danger tho
What if they spark when you spin fast enough, and catch fire?

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>>732796501

Si4N3 center bearing, and custom cast lead shot/epoxy weights.

>6 minute spins.

>>732797218
>fidget spinner
The toxic plastic chemicals cause autism in kids

Calm down, it's just the latest fad toy.
This time next year it'll be about as popular as The Icebucket Challenge, Pogs, Razor Scooters, and YoYos.
Just ignore them until then.

>>732796501
I'd say if you spin it too fast the ball bearings will explode and go into someone's throat causing them to be blinded or choke to death

>>732796818
But they are sealed bearings. You could say the bearing came apart

>>732797271
Faggot detected.

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The spinning caused a seizure by sight. "A 12 year old saw the spinner and it was just too much" or it hit a kid in the throat when >this was thrown

>>732797304
the voice of reason

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>>732797371

How nice it must be existing as a fifteen year old...

>>732797304
well of course, but its fun pulling peoples legs sometimes

>>732797587
Or nipple

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>>732797587
>TFW you still have your Pogs collection and are waiting for them to become retro and sell them

>>732796501
oh fuck yes. how about some 12 year old faggot hot glued a couple razor blades on one and showed it to his friend tripped and sliced his neck or some shit. thats a good start at least

It causes cancer, oh wait ''it already does''

>>732797532
This only further proves my point.

>>732797814
Pretty much what I'm waiting on with all my pokemon cards, only missing a few of a full set of original 151, well with the original card/art that is.

>>732797932
this

How about something along the lines of the dry powder Lubricant (like graphene powder or some shit) has been linked to the cause of skin disorders, and causes cancer?

>>732798154
>Kid makes 1000 degree fidget spinner
>plastic melts
>inhales melting plastic fumes
>dies

what about if a container of fidget spinners falls off a forklift onto a wagecuck

>>732798293
If only

how about it fucking explodes. just like samsung galaxy whatever. this seems more practical actually>>732797932
>>732798154

>>732796950
The purpose for these goddamn things were defeated anyway, considering that they're banned in schools, the place where most autistic and ADD kids struggle the most in.

>>732798473
i doubt people would believe that fidget spinners could explode

>>732798293
1000degree fidget spinner does the icebucket challenge and autistic kid falls into a pile of liquid nitrogen cinnamon orbeez and is squashed by the hydraulic press whilst exploring for rare pepes all while planking

>>732798638
people were dumb enough to drill into their iphone

>>732797271
Fidget spinners are the new vape. Anyone who owns one is automatically an autistic faggot. You can't really argue against anyone now because you have no credibility, considering that you not only own one, but you brag about it and show it off.

a man dies after eating 8000 fidget spinners in antarctica with no coat on

>>732797304
Yoyos are no fad. They have been around since 500 bc and possibly earlier used as weapons in china

>>732796501
>kids chewing on them
>scratching off the paint
>lead paint.

>>732798697
True.
That reminds me of iWave

> edgy 14 years old user of the underground newsboard "4chan" called "OP" killed himself after his mother refused to buy him a fidget spinner

>>732797814
I wish they would make a comeback. Wasted so much allowance and yard cutting money on heavy slammers back when I was a kid.

>>732796501
They cause OCD.

>>732796705
>You just hold them and then you can spin.

There's the fun.

>>732798841
kek YES DUDE let's fucking make history again.

>>732796501
these things are so retarded... one of YOU fuckers started this shit-fad in the firs place

now,, as for sabotaging it's innocence....

>> CONTAINS LEAD

foul a few boxes of them with lead.... leave at delivery door / put into delivery truck / bring into store manually and target specific customers by switching their intended buy with a contaminated one when they r not looking ....

..... ??? free spinner give away near a popular store.... make a frantic call to news agency after spreading them around...

.... people freak out, stop buying, stores freak out, stop selling.... lolol by time they fig out what went on the item's good nature is destroyed

bbbwwwaaaahahahahahahahah

I think lead paint causing a kid to die from chewing on one sounds the best

The plastic they are made from is concentrated Bisphenol A (BPA).
It gives you cancer.

>>732796501
Invented by Isis. Purchase funds terrorism

>>732797324
The one i have the center one is not and it's quite easy to disassemble the bearing.

>>732799114
mm i likey

it was discovered through independent lab testing that each fidget spinner contains 12 kg of asbestos, a known carcinogen

Kid chewed on one, ball bearings rolled down his throat and killed him. Simple, easy to believe and creates a pretty vivid image.

How about how the motors on the spinner is way to fast, so fast enough that i could give a small child a concussion, causing parents to put that shit away from there kids

>>732799368
This would work
#banfidgetspinners

"fidget spinners are how young homosexual males are communicating with each other that they are open to give blow jobs and bottom"

the different colors represent how many partners they have had

gangs use fidget spinners to communicate
>yo dawg look after this for me
red means the target lives, blue ... you don't wanna know

>>732799370
Someone contact the media!!

"A young Colorado boy was playing with his LED fidget spinner when suddenly, it burst into flames and gave the child 3rd degree burns."

>>732799616
this
or they're being used as weapons

>>732799473

This is honestly the best one, kids will stop using them over night

>>732799918
this would work w/ the media

>>732797271
I first thought this was caviar...

Fidget spinners cause cancer

>>732799134
but You ARE cancer

>>732796501
It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with autism. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell to three of my hghest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited addition Triple Dragon Deluxe™ fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train for 8 hours a day, every day to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me, what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" again, I will be more than willing to put then in the ground. I wouldn't fucking care if I was put in jail. I am willing to sacrifice my own well-being to defend not just my passion, but my life.

>>732799114
thy dont fucking Paint them ffs you tard.... 1 pc Plastic with Push fit sealed bearings....

.... refer to my more sensible rendition : >>732798993

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>>732799473


lets get on it boys

>>732796705
apparently it's relaxing / helping you to focus I guess that's why it's for people with autism (and maybe also adhd)

>>732800501
oh you ARE GOOD.

>>732800501
God damnit I love this pasta more than any milhouse

associate fidget spinners with racism

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>>732796501
this video kills fidget spinners https://youtu.be/8HTVson6VPQ

>>732796501
Kys faggot

>>732800902
Ok

>>732796501
You are the issue in today's media. Trying to make fake news to ban fidget spinners that were created to help kids pay attention in school. The only place I expect to see them is a school. OP is obviously underage.

>>732801055
No you are