non-porn webms Before anyone asks stupid shit: He tripped

>>732769313
no he didint he threw a cigarette in a gas pipe

>>732769313
How the fuck did he not get mortally wounded?

>>732769497
More like this?

>>732769497
The fuck

>>732769497
I get that, did that in class in highschool under the table when we were watching some stupid movie in science

>>732769313
>tripped on an old landmine
Are you retarded/blind by chance?

>>732769445
my new favorite

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>>732769445

How much does a bottle of Corona cost in 'murrica? Here in Germany that shit is expensive. You pay like 1.60€ for a 0.33l
bottle.

>>732769854
More than it should for that piss water, about $15 for a 12 pack

>>732769999
Checked.

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What does she do except looking cute?

>>732769752
is your name billy?

>>732769579

i like how they blur its ass.

like anyone would know what they fuck they are looking at anyway.

>>732770142
that bitch seen it coming for like 15 seconds and she was yo dumb to move


haha

>>732770318

>what does she do...

what she's NOT doing is blinking anon...

other than that, I fully agree

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What are your thoughts on jews?

>>732769313
No he didn't faggot. It was nerve gas.

>>732770774
Kill all jews

>>732770318
Cute? Are you kidding me? She looks like ahes going to murder somebody in the next 15 min

>>732769313
Lol no he fucking didn't. It's a methane pocket or someshit. The cigarette lit the gas and it blew up nigga.

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>>732771048

She can murder my dick.

>>732770318
She chops

>>732769752
Yeah but this was in a full American football stadium

>>732770675
>that bitch seen it coming for like 15 seconds
do you not realize it's slowed down?

>>732769313
def. nerf gas

>>732770057
This is fucking awesome holy shit

>>732771960
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CHINCHILLA

>>732771878
I thought I grew some resistance, since I've been on /b/ for years, but this webm gave me nausea

>>732771878
nope.avi

>>732771878
The fuck is going on

>>732770142
hahaha phone fags

>>732769854
holy shit, those units are a mess

>>732769999
>9999

>>732769579
Those poor bones.

>>732770142
What did they think was going to happen to all that snow, lole

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This thing is 3ft (9 meters) long.

>>732772289
It's a dog

>>732772835
That's fucking demonic.

>>732771201
holy shit
balls of steel

>>732772712
Male to female surgery

>>732772913

It's a monkey retard

>>732771878
I don't understand what's happening

>>732769999
You spin me right round

>>732773428
its a squirrel dude

>>732773631
Good job ruining it, fag

>>732772712
no idea, but i'm guessing cheap sexual reassignment surgery in thailand?

>>732770790
I bet that feels great when you have a tensed up neck

>>732770318
>she

>>732773167
wait it was his own shoe

holy shit

>>732770318
>>732770754
>>732771048
>>732771201
>>732771258
You guys know who this crazy slut is?

>>732770790
I never believe a cat can put a selfless act for someone else. So, what actually is it doing here? some muscle, bone exercise I think

>>732769999
Witnessed

>>732771878
>It goes on for 78(!) seconds

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>>732772835
MFW 1ft=3m

>>732774894
werr he go

>>732769999
Nice digits!

>>732770774
they run the /pol/

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>>732774565

Some instagram "model". An anon posted a link to her profile in another webm-thread but I don't have it.

>>732774901
Just make the handles longer fuck.

>>732770318
>chop onions
>don't blink / cry

>>732775400
I was expecting the cat to get run over in the end.
still not disappointed.

>>732774629
It's called Kneading and cats would do it at a young age to massage the area around the mothers teets to stimulate milk flow. Pretty much all cats still do it as they get older as a matter of habit/instinct, usually on a bed or a pillow.

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1/4

>>732775400
A cat runs off scared. A dog would have stuck around with joy in its heart.

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2/4

>>732769497
I had this as a bad dream once gotta feel for the guy. Its defiantly a lack of self control

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3/4

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>>732775779

What a fucking pussy, right?

>>732775497
I'm gonna stick around, hopefully someone knows who it is. That whole not-blinking thing, can't say it doesn't turn me on.

>>732775710
What brought you to first stumble upon this information?

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>>732769679
Ahhhhhhh!

>>732769313
Guy discovered the Fountain of Youth. After the explosion he was crawling like a baby again

>>732775851
where's 4/4?

>>732776010
Watched the episode on this guy, felt nothing but disgust and contempt for him.

>>732771960
I think that dog has autism

>>732775851
Where's 4of4?

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>>732776119

What kind of television do you watch boy?

>>732776231
you dun goofed, he's not gonna post the last one

>>732775911
I love cats though. and dogs.

>>732770318
That's not how you chop a tomato

>>732770057
kek'd

>>732776006
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>732775710
good piece of info. Thks

>>732771000
holy shit, its Alex Jones.

>>732776309
Lol what a jackass

>>732776742
what the f...

>>732776309
That series is called my 600 lb life, mainly it's watched to hate on fatties.

>>732771201
A female DC10 must have laid some eggs in the area

>>732775911
she's so cute, I would do her while she's tripping

>>732769854
$8 for 6pack

>>732775400
come back when you have the webm without the retarded captions, faggot. back to facebook.

>>732776975
jej

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Look up the guys mugshot. He's in prison for attempted manslaughter now.

>>732770057
Thanks what we need, instead sick fucks post gore and fucking dicks full of shit . Thanks anon!

>>732776996
Pig having a bad day?

>>732775400
Ozzy man commented this, if you wanna watch

>>732776996
Fucking pigs.

>>732775911
Chilean medical care

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>>732777039

So a 1.33$ for 0.33l? That's not that much cheaper.

>>732776119
Show and episode number?

>>732775911
i would do heroin just to hang out with her.

>>732769854
THAT PISSWASSER ISNT WORTH THE MONEY IN GERMANY

but, fuck, sent me some cases of warsteiner and you can have all the mexican pisswater that you can handle

>>732777056
Captions were funny, fuck off. And dont reply to this, i wont reply back.

>>732771878
That must be fake...how can someone be that happy about that shit!?...if it isn't than what in the fuck is happening?!?!

>>732771615
Oh Russians

>>732777301
Don't remember bud, sorry. Think his name might of been Kevin.

>>732770142
The lady (not the one in front) sued, I remember the story

>>732777245
>.33l
>muh superior metric system

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>>732777371

Ask Chris-Chan about it.

>>732776600
>doesnt understand why its impressive
sounds like you had a lot of friends growing up.

>>732776863
thats hot

>>732776010
wow...theres not much that gets to me these days, but that made me gag. i cant unsee that.

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>>732777422

>The lady (not the one in front) sued

For what based on what?

>>732777400
Think I may have just found an article about him. This the guy? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4320086/Obese-man-puts-158lbs-four-months-weigh-843lbs.html

>>732769313
aren't they happy they're destroying their own people by mistake? personally i find it hi-fucking-larious

>>732776996
Effing popo, the guy was getting on his knees...

>>732777075
Ppl dont really want to fight but dont want to look like a punk soo they act the part but are scared and freeze up.

>>732777579
getting snow in her eyes

>>732777488
MASSIVE HITS TO THE DOME DUDE LMAO

>>732770318
I'll spoil it for everyone. She's blind and the knife is upside down

>>732776996
What in the fuck? Did the guy do something prior to this?

>>732769497
Holy shit I've worked for that company

>>732776309
i fucking hate this guy. i would beat is ass if i ever got the chance, but i cant help but laugh at his fuckery.

>>732777075
Google search doesnt find any mugshot

>>732769497
What's so weird about this? I don't get it. Perfectly normal.

>>732777587
Yeah that's him, he's just a pathetic piece of shit. Episodes better if you eat something unhealthy while you watch it. Just depends how your stomach is because there can be some gross parts.

>>732776010
Put him out of his misery

>>732777777

>>732777349
>Captions were funny
yep, like i said. back to facebook. /b/ isnt for you, friend!

>>732772835
>3ft (9 meters)

>>732777983
I'm on /b/, I'm sure I can manage but thanks for the advice. My morbid curiosity is forcing me to find the show

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>>732777587

The solution is pretty simply: Don't give him food. What is he going to do? Get it himself? He can't.

>>732777579
This angers me to no end. A few years there were constant stories of ppl sueing for this.

>>732777075
they both look like stupid fuckin rednecks.

>>732778162
Because they are

>>732769313
No he didn't, it's a sewer. In farsi, the text reads "don't throw anything into sewers".

Fucking /b/tards

>>732773167
shoe horn?

>>732778251
>falling for bait

Fucking newfags

>>732771960
Thats a huge rat nose. That rat also has a big nose.

>>732777876
Where was this? I saw this video a while back and for some reason remember it happening a town over from me...

>>732776996
That's why bikers hate cops

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>>732777587

>'I tried to stay in my kids' lives even though they didn't know I was there father,' he said.
>there father
>there

Proof that people who write for the Daily Mail do not engrish so well.

>>732778251
yep sewers tend to acumulate gas from decomposing organic matter, i presume he threw a lit cigarette butt

>>732778070
Lol i saw it too but was like fuck it.

>>732778111
It is a good watch but you're going to hate fat people for a while.

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>>732769445

>>732778300
"Oh look at me, I browse /b/ so much so I'm following some other retards rules and inside jokes"

wake up sheeple

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>>732776975
kek

>>732778143
Damn that sucks

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>>732769679

>>732776742
How is he not passing out from lack of blood?

>>732769999
czeched and keked

>>732769313
why ppl always lose a shoe in accidents ?

>>732778435
fucking uhg wtf this must taste like fat on fat

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>>732775851
>not stopping at McDonald's for a victory Big Mac

>>732778587
He's not wrong though, Anon.

>>732769313
No he didn't you dumb fuck.
He put a lit cigarette into a manhole and the methane combusted and blew up.

>>732770318
This might be impressive under right conditions

>>732773631
why you asume is a squirrer dude, it might be a squirrel dudette or even a transpecies squirrel that identifies as a human being, YOU TRANSPECIESPHOBIC EDGELORD

>>732778143
Yeah that's the stance I have on these matters.

>>732776665
This is great

>>732769579
HER FUCKING NAME IS CHARITY HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
FAT PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>732770318
She makes onion sandwiches for the homeless

>>732776033
kek

>>732777579
She sticks her gloved hand in the blonde's ass, then pats the blonde's arm with the same hand, and then sticks the same hand in the blonde's pussy.

Shitty yeasty day for the blonde, but at least the cop dyke got a feel.

>>732777477
Fuck that got me hard

>>732772835
>American education

>>732777349
Kill yourself 12 year old faggot go back to 9fag cunt retard

>>732779519

>projecting this hard

>>732779449
An American would never use meters. That's clearly a typical result of the European education system.

>>732779618
I don't think you know what that means, or at least how to use it. Stay in school kiddo

>>732778840
fat fuck.

>>732777477
fucking fags

>>732779759
>responds with more projection

W E W

>>732778435
Every time I see this, I get more disgusted. Who is paying to eat ramen, doritos, and a bunch of shit sauce?

>>732779929
>youre an underage fag if you like this
>projecting!
what?
stay 12. stay facebook tier.

>>732776309
Who Ia this guy? Funniest shit ive seen in a while

>>732779934
More importantly, how much are they charging?

>>732779929
You are 12

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>>732772835

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>>732773167

>>732778048
Cause you've got the monopoly of fun you fucktard?

>>732769679
i hate you

>>732771960
Serious illnesses can be transmitted that Way

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>>732769679

>>732780254
Corect i'm am twevle

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>>732769313

>>732777706
That's a santoku knife. Why the fuck would anyone hold a knife upside down ?!

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i know it wasnt supposed to be porn but

>>732775911
is she died?

>>732776309
i hope someone shoots his stupid ass

>>732780875
Hoh fuck that's nice

>>732775976
it's common knowledge for cat owners...

>>732780799
MODS. BAN THIS FAGGOT. UNDERAGE UNDERAGE UNDERAGE UNDERAGE UNDERAGE, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
UNDERAGE FAGGOT
MOOOOOOOOOOODS
UNDERAGE UNDERAGE UNDERAGE

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>>732769999
>Tazman Devil

>>732780566
no, but apparently you have a monopoly on being a faggot.

>>732777706
nice try faggot. knife is not upside down.

>>732771201
story?

>>732774629
>I never believe a cat can put a selfless act for someone else.
then youre clueless.

>>732770318

more emotions than Kristen Stewart in twilight

>>732774463
fuckin hell it was

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>>732770774
who /heem/ here?

>>732769679
Some areas have a sort of curfew after which you can't purchase alcohol hence why the red shirt guy was watching him in the first place

>>732774629

What about the godly feline that is Hero Cat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftIRIPcsqxo

>>732778831
it probably tastes like barf since its mixed everything

>>732781818
She deaf?

>>732781871
read the file name

>>732781871
You blind nigga?

>>732782109
Okay read it but like
Is she deaf tho

>>732782401
>"pretending to be..."
are you retarded?

>>732782507
It is an sinple question

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>>732775497

>>732782674
yep, it sure is.

>>732781871
>>732782301

kek

>>732781871
Joke's on you, she was only pretending

>>732782301
No I'm only pretending to be blind.

>>732769497
I remember this. Local Facebook news

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>>732775779
a dog is dependant on humans, clearly cats are superior.

>>732783745
sex with dead horses?

>>732769313
its was an open gas line, because is nigger country with no safety standards and nigger has no common sense

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>>732783705

Dogs are bros.

>>732771878
dude got a bagina.

>>732783705
where do i find such a large cat?

why you dont have audio in webms are you retarded

>>732784387
im not an expert on cat breeds, but i think google might be able to help you.

>>732784049
im not trying to shit on dogs, i just find it amusing that there really are people that really hate cats and those people are always the ones that dont know shit about them.

>>732778143
Did he get out?

>>732784049
He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now

>>732782320
story?

>>732774894
You first expect a suicide, then you expect a fire...what you get is something else.

>>732784747
What am I looking at here?

>>732781818
Don't have to hear my cock to suck it.

>>732769579
Why not just cut all that ?
Simple solution no ?

>>732769313
looks like a nerve gas problem to me, couldn't even walk away

>>732784387
Maine Coon breed.

>>732774901
jesus fuckin Christ that shits funny. Like watching keystone medics. the last dude was like fuck you ill walk.

>>732769497

Not a baseball coach. "Security" at an NFL game, in front of thousands of people and the team's cheerleaders.

>>732775851
4/4......the game

>>732776010
That's just fucking terrible
>Muricans kek

>>732776309
I've seen this video so many times, what is the sauce of this?

>>732780826
Gosh this bitch in background has incredible looong feet

>>73277120
that terrain, flaps and slats and maybe <100 knots, thats pretty ballsy, even empty.

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>>732781871

>>732772749
I assume you're talking about "0.33l"? that's simply one third of a liter... that unit makes far more sense than a random number of ounces especially since those can measure weight or volume.

>>732770675
She was not paying attention. Focused on her phone.

>>732769579
hammer ass

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>>732784049
awww

>>732786899
cue
chin-eating-turtle-alive.webm

>>732776181
the camera man certainly does

>>732771960
only the joos only live with filthy rats
shalom

>>732778435
DIABETUS

>>732786253
>>732786308
>>732786328

you are so edgy and cool bucking the rules like that

i want to be like you when i grow up

>>732769618
>implying he didnt

>>732786741
Because it's not immediately apparent that a liquid is measured with liquid ounces, everything else is measured in weight ounces. Sigh...

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>>732787310
thanbks

>>732787399
the movie reverted the dog's death and it was lame

>>732770318
damn that onion got REKT

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>>732787408
>trying to be edgy by reviving a dead thread that is almost at bump limit

>>732777477
i hate when that happens

>>732787517
>almost
half

>>732778156
in all fairness, they could've not let people out there as well.

Or fucking cleared off the tracks in front of the train station without having a giant ass train blow snow all over the place.

but yea, the world is getting pathetic

>>732775400
Absolutely love this.

>>732787530
story time

>>732787562
it just hit 300 dipshit

i said bump limit not image limit

>>732787583
9gag watis for tyou

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>>732787616
have this one